Why are they so easy to spot?
Liberals all have this certain look to them, don't they....
Dubs?
>>80799060
Dubs.
ugly people r-selection vs. k-selection?
someone have a good paragraph or website page on that?
>>80798971
>bangs
>problem glasses
>nose piercing
>>80799463
Chubby too, seems to like black things in her mouth...
>>80798971
They cut their own hair and get fat to spite the patriarchy or something.
>>80798971
Problem glasses are the best indicator. Those and obnoxious beards.
It's the dead look they have in their eyes.
They're like zombies.
I love the term "problem glasses"
It's such a perfectly descriptive term for them. Plus, I've never identified a someone wearing them who was NOT a feminist cunt.
The men are effeminate and the women are butch. They try to be unique in their luck but end up building from a template.
I pretty much described hipsters which is basically the same thing.
>>80799463
>>80799655
>missing the eyebrows
>>80798971
I-I think that's supposed to be some kind of oreo-donut...wtf!?
>>80798971
... that's a donut with Oreos mixed into the glaze.
>>80798971
Yeah, its called ugly.
>>80800171
What does it mean to have a dead look in your eyes? I've never been able to understand. Please explain.
>>80798971
it's called Jewishness, you are now spotting the Jew.
>>80800715
Hold your finger in front of your face. Don't focus your eyes on it, but look past it. That's how they look at other people.
>>80799060
>>80799112
Don't TRIP on your way out
>>80798971
Dead, soulless eyes,
A body that had never seen an honest day's work,
Indirect uniform fashion,
An inherent sense of aloofness, because they and their friends are the only 'awake' and smart ones.
>ugly
>fat/bloated
>addiction to wasting life savings on hideous, visible tats
>stupid glasses
>bangs
>fishmouth
>vibrant hair color
>hipster beard
>either 50lbs underweight or 100+lbs overweight
>dead, crazed eyes full of low self-worth
>propencity to scream
these brainless fucks seem to come from a factory
>>80798971
>>80801012
I mean seriously, look at her fucking eyes, that thousand yard stare, that complete lack of expression, no famed 'twinkle'. Honestly, I believe these people don't have souls.
>>80801085
Does this look like your card?
>>80798971
If you can't tell by the look in their eyes you'll never understand.
Search for Jewish features when you see something foreign to you.
>>80798971
They are all buying into the same image.
A physical manifestation of their ideals.
>People I saw from my school
>>80802473
>>80802499
>>80802473
I'll make it easier
They all have long hair, septum shit, and oily long hair for the guys
>>80802595
>>80798971
Yes. Morbid obesity can be seen from quite some distance.
Meeeehhhhhh Wontons!
>>80802631
Is the dzohkar tsarnaev on the bottom right cuddling a loli!?
>>80798971
It's called "physiognomy", OP
>>80799060
>>80799112
Dubs!
>>80798971
Phrases like
>i work in coffee shop
>im into creative writing(not actual creative writing)
>im into 9x gen feminism
are the things I generally avoid when I choose to associate with anyone.
Why is the world so fucked???
seriously, intelligence is gone,
>fuck you walt disney(you ruined every women ever)
>and fuck modern day social dynamics witch are ????
This is bullshit.
>Reality has now become a parody
>mfw
>>80798971
Gague ears.
>>80804084
They swap out not being obese for being covered in tattoos.
Like... instead of working to be in shape, they just buy something to distract you from you out of shape they are.
>>80799463
>>80799655
What is "Every single girl on my OkCupid matches", Alex?
Yeah, yeah, I know
>Internet dating
>Ever
But seriously every single girl on there is a clone of a clone. Septum-pierced, liberal, cat-owning clones.
>>80804349
similar problem. closed OK Cupid years ago. Never going back.
>>80804216
It's always fucking Navy tattoos.
>>80804349
>>80804605
>Open OKCupid this morning to try and find a quick fuck or at least a girl worth some dates
>All are single moms, lolsorandumb cunts, or have warning colors/problem glasses
Is tinder any better?
>>80799463
The fuck are bangs?
>>80798971
You can say that again....
>>80802631
Lmfao nice ID
fgt
>>80804925
weird american word for fringe.
>>80804084
Yuk.
In their attempt to be non-conformist special snowflakes they've all emulated each other into fad driven conformity.
There is literally such things as "anti-hipster" hipsters. People that ironically emulate 1950s fashion, mannerisms, and traditional roles.
>>80805708
seems pretty unironic if they're living the lifestyle.
what a bunch of delusional faggots
>>80805891
I'm actually okay with this break away group of weirdos.
Infinitely less degenerate then your tatted up oppression screamer.
>tfw sometimes get mistaken for a leftist because I wear nice Raybans and have a Hitler youth cut
>>80800715
If you can't see it you might just have the same dead look.
>>80806158
They've come full circle, but ironically
it may be less degenerate but it's still a subculture for overgrown children
because you spend all your time on a board that makes fun of idiot college kids all day, so you assume that all liberals have dyed hair, stupid glasses and vape
>>80806342
>mfw always get mistaken for a leftist because I live in nyc
>>80804877
Ehh, slightly. It's a hookup app so don't expect to find your soulmate on there but it's easy and everyone uses it.
>>80806158
>>80806445
>implying that anybody joining a movement for the sake of not being a part of a movement isn't degenerate
>>80800409
Oh god. This man is more hideous than the fat scooter people you see at Walmart.
>>80798971
Liberals are shit and you should treat them as such
>>80798971
/pol/ is run by Jews. Prove it isn't. You can't.
>>80807015
>>80798971
My girlfriend dressed like this but started dressing like normal person when we started dating..
>>80799463
>those meatstick fingers
theres no way her weight doesnt start with a 2
>>80807252
>whole foods
>>80807252
>I'm here for the job interview
>>80804084
It looks like she stores cookies in her earlobes
>>80801305
Kek and true.
>>80807912
why do liberals do this?
>>80807562
I think it's more appropriate to say "3"
She's 275 at a minimum
We posting libs?
>>80800649
I fucking love those things
It's like oreo cookie mixed with cheese cake, served cold
I'm getting fatter just thinking about it
Aposematism
What works in the forests, swamps, deserts, and jungles can also be applied to shit in the urban environment.
>captcha: pick the frogs
>>80799773
>They cut their own hair
This is a huge indicator too. A lot of the SJWs I've known wanted to be beauticians, until they decided to be.. gender studiers? Whatever you do with a gender studies degree.
>>80807252
Union Square is full of degenerates 24 hours a day
>>80808108
Could be worse
>>80808190
You become a beautician in debt
>>80800715
They don't have a "spark" or a glint in their eyes. Just a dark, shadowy circle. They lost joy in their lives and have to take it out on something to feel better about themselves. They are also the kind that either cannot laugh or laugh at everything; there is no moderation in mood
>>80798971
What's that shit cake? A thousands mashed oreos on some bread?
>>80808265
Jesus fucking christ, this must be edited
>>80808231
More like SOVIET union square amirite?
>>80798971
That cake looks delicious
As a fellow skeleton I want it
>>80798971
Ugly glasses, bad haircut and lots of photos.
>>80808017
I always laugh at this one
>>80808190
I cut my own hair. A little trait I learned in grad school. But I keep it a short crew cut, think Johnny Unitas. In fact, I just did about 20 minutes ago, big meeting tomorrow. Probably has already saved me a few thousand at least. It's extremely easy if you are a guy and want short hair.
>>80808277
Knew a girl who went to a "beauty school" in my city. The "campus" was an old woman's living room, and she charged about $5,000 for an 8-week course. Girl ended up getting a nice certificate though.
Her Facebook is full of "raise the minimum wage" shit.
>>80802499
Holy shit i went to middleschool with her. She was pretty nice but i guess she's kind of a sjw now
>Why are they so easy to spot?
Liberals all have this certain look to them, don't they....
Do you mean, like... they bathe?
>>80808396
oh straya
you shitpost like a motherfucker but you're a good brah
>>80808265
I'm not one of those "ban it!" guys because of muh freedoms, but this should have a warning label on it, no question.
>>80802499
>>80802473
holy shit i went to middle school with this chick and she has this dude in her pictures on fb. She's pretty but a sjw for sure
Women who are physically unattractive are more likely to have progressive politics.
http://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/the-gop-has-a-feminine-face-finds-238867
>>80808292
Lol is this even real
This has to be a joke
>>80808380
https://www.baskinrobbins.com/content/baskinrobbins/en/nutritioncatalog.html?scrollto=BVG-055
its edited but everything they sell is a fucking heart attack maker
>>80808552
Even established beauty schools are a scam
The one in my town charged you $100 every time you miss a class
I had to do community service for a DUI and even they charged you just $20 if you didn't show up
>>80808755
I'm all about muh freedoms, but due to the obesity crisis, I think everything should have a calorie count. Nothing else is necessary though.
>>80808755
I'd be curious to try it just to see what killing yourself tastes like
>>80808802
no anon, it's the L train
>>80798971
>>80798971
they really do, honest to God.
I worked early voting at the court house back in May. (record turnout this year btw) I could tell with upwards of 90% accuracy if someone was a Republican or Democrat before reading it on the ledger. The Democrats were the most uniformed by far, although they sure did know that they didn't like Trump. They rarely ever asked for a paper ballot and were content to just trust their vote to a machine. The worst was this vocal feminist who I could hear all the way out in the hall telling everyone how "we women used to not be able to vote you know." She then proceeded to use her proud hard fought right to vote for either a socialist or known criminal witch.
>>80800298
Someone post the I AM SILLY comic
>>80808863
Well that's what I meant. Not that surgeon general fetus crap. Like when you go to a deli and weigh your meat and it calculates the cost per pound and slaps it on a sticker. They should have a cal/fat sticker like that on it or something similar.
>>80800883
nice Pe Paulo pic.
>>80809008
>She then proceeded to use her proud hard fought right to prove she shouldn't have it
>>80808871
Tastes like diabeetus.
>>80807252
What the fuck are those things
>>80809106
I'm not sure if you have them over there but when you buy a fridge or a washing machine there's a half circle with a star rating showing how energy efficient it is. Then there's stats like how much water it uses, average power consumption etc.
I've noticed lately that a similar thing is turning up on certain food packaging showing how "good" the item is for you.
>>80809228
Sanders supporters. While based on ideology alone, Sanders didn't have a shot, but it wouldn't surprise me if there was a significant percentage of democrats that were put off simply by who supported him.
I've heard those stories before, but they're just stories.
>>80806956
>everyone uses it
That's the main thing; because it's an app it doesn't have the social stigma of a "dating website"
>>80809375
A rating system on food? Interesting. We have the energy ratings on appliances, can't remember if wayer usage is on there, haven't bought a major appliancein years.
For food we have it on items you buy, but if you want restaurants you need to go to their website. Some menus will have a "500 calorie of less" section that is like 7 items. But no info on any items over it.
>>80808793
No shit, because traditionally attractive women don't have any reason to complain. They get everything handed to them.
Uggos are trying to move the goal posts because historically they've been the also rans of the traditional social order. The feminist agenda suits them because they'll never be able to catch and keep men with more social capital than them, especially as they age and their stock falls even further than it was at their peak. So, they try to change the rules of society so they can win since the game has historically been impossible for them to win.
What they don't realize is that the rules aren't changing, they're just making it easier to pick the crazy out for those with high social capital. So, they're relegated to the sidelines with their 78 cents on the dollar and their Numale orbiters, and they wonder in their bed at night why they can't find happiness or fulfillment, when the entire reason they exist is to fund the debt cycle, and they're too stupid to realize it.
>>80804084
>>80804084
GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY.
At least by adopting "WARNING" coloration, we know enough from ever engaging these mentally ill gals in even conversation. Do they not realize what a laughing stock they are? How much does the surgery to heal damaged stretched earlobes cost? I sense a boom in plastic surgery now through 15 years from now, and a boom in laser tattoo removal forever.
I will never understand why women are such gluttonous freaks.
I mean sure I love to pig the fuck out from time to time but a lot of women just wont. stop. eating.
They're like dogs or something.
>>80799060
D U B S
>>80809375
according to several of my friends who are dieticians and physiotherapists, the health star rating is a complete load of shit, and the only way some of these products could be getting 4-5 stars is if they're comparing it against a diet of coca cola and cheetos
>>80808017
Jesus Christ the hook nose
>>80799060
>>80799112
>>80800883
>>80809978
Dubs are here
>>80808017
lemme make this dude even weirder 4 u guys
>>80809916
>lived with a bunch of girls for 5 years
>3 of them all exhibit the same ice cream addiction
>if they have a "rough day" (read: had to work an extra hour late) they come home, put on a movie and fucking devour a whole bucket of ice cream
just watching it is revolting. i can barely handle more than a scoop of that cookies and cream ice cream shit before i feel like throwing up
>>80809228
They kinda look like punk rockers. Obviously they could be socialists, the ideologies are somewhat closely tied.
>>80809727
Here's a pic of my fridge and a box of biscuits
>>80810141
these numbers
>>80810190
omg. what the fuck, you know him?
>>80810218
This is off topic but I think you might be able to answer this question.
Were all those girls incredibly messy and were all their rooms messy too?
>>80799773
Dude this is actually real, my cousin's a granola dyke and she told me that dykes get all fat and ugly in order to make themselves unattractive to me.
No shit she really said that. She's a nutjob granola dyke but she's still pretty based in some ways.
>>80810363
have another
>>80810470
Not to "me" but to "men."
>>80810470
For those not in the know...what's a "granola" dyke and how does it differ from a regular one?
>>80810429
hehe
>>80810507
he looks english.
>>80810507
Is this performance art?
>>80810568
You know, total leftist dyke but into camping and animals and shit. They typically work at zoos and in government departments involved in forestry.
Unlike big fat bull dykes they like the outdoors and aren't completely insufferable 100% of the time.
>>80810429
yes, you're completely spot on.
two of them i still live with, one throws shit everywhere, leaves her door open, bras and shit all over the floor, and the other one just has so much useless shit it inevitably finds its way downwards and slowly becomes part of the floor.
i've only ever lived with two clean chicks, and they're both health nuts.
>>80810507
Holy fuck, he is even worse than I could have imagined.
More please.
>>80810736
no problem
>>80810699
Are they the ones that dress like lumberjacks?
>>80810714
I knew it. When I lived with my ex she was always going on about how much of a neat freak I was. Apparently not leaving clothes on the floor and dirty dishes all over the house made me a neat freak. I don't know where this ridiculous notion of women being more tidy than men came from.
>>80808265
I understand the calories and the fat, but how in the mother of fuck did all that sodium get in there?
>>80810852
how are people so self unaware
A legion of clones who believe they're each a unique snowflake. They're literally walking, talking memes that make themselves and they don't even realize it.
>>80810297
>ID = Kex
>>80810190
Sauce. Now. NOW.
>>80798971
We have an aposematism pic with examples.
Perhaps a problem glasses pic with examples is in order.
>>80804349
Don't forget they all want to go on adventures as well
>>80810285
Cool. We have the energy tating for sure. Definitely not the food rating. I'll have to look into that, I'm curious how they determine stars and the relationship to calorie/fat/sugar etc.
>>80798971
the glasses, hair and facial experession.
>>80810910
>I don't know where this ridiculous notion of women being more tidy than men came from.
today i was out fixing up the front yard, and one of them came out and told me to stop doing others peoples' house chores
i guess she hasn't realized that in the 4 years of living with her that i'm the only fucking person capable of doing yard work
>>80810966
cunts like this need to have their nose rings become on eyebrow ring
it's what they fought for afterall
>>80810852
>Pokémon in the background
I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya.
>>80811353
WHAT THE FUCK
>>80803369
Gary?
>>80799060
Dammit, you're all bad
>>80808047
>Intermitten Fasting
>>80811353
why hasn't he killed himself yet
>>80810094
Hey... I used to see Thor at LA Fitness in Downey. Or, at least, someone very similar.
>>80811650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku
>>80808265
>>80811145
Like this one?
>>80811618
because he has to make a sandwich first
>>80808325
These are at my local gas stations - it's a frosted donut, possibly cream-filled, with crushed oreos sprinkled on top. I've also seen them with Andes mints and butterfinger candy bars. And of course, there are also shitty cereal (Kaptain Krunch, Trix) and potato chip toppings.
I wish I was joking.
>>80811916
Allow me to be the first to ask the obvious question.
Why does he have so many pictures of himself naked?
>>80811159
>Ideal first day: Impress me!
There are only like three female dating profiles and all the rest just c/p.
>>80812026
>implying the obvious question wasn't why hasn't he killed himself yet
>>80811646
If that is the same person those photos are about 5 years and 40lbs apart. Maybe 7 years for the top left pic.
Banshees. Not even once.
>>80808017
>>80810190
>>80810074
Good ole Abraham Lincolowitz
>>80811029
dubs speak for themselves
>>80798971
Dem eyebrows tho
>>80798971
>Liberals all have this certain look to them.
They're the kind of self-centered narcissists that often have more money than sense, and spend what free time they have ensuring they look amazing for the cameras we keep putting on them.
>>80809808
>Uggos are trying to move the goal posts because historically they've been the also rans of the traditional social order
Thism. They want to be considered beautiful and smart without trying. And most know if they try they will fail. Basically, they want a participation trophy.
>>80811916
>>80811353
>>80810852
>>80810507
Assuming that because he's a stringbean he also is hung, I'd date him and red pill the shit out of him. I dunno tho, he might be so deep in the liberal bullshit that he could be beyond help.
>>80812050
I've noticed similar things on Tinder over here.
Every single profile has one or more of the following things:
Pictures:
>Duck face
>Fat angle
>Holding glass/bottle of booze
>One of those shitty pictures that gets taken at clubs and has the watermark on it
>With another guy
>Pic with other people so you have no idea which one she is
Profile:
>Likes/has/wants dogs
>Adventures/traveling
>Likes (insert whatever pop culture music, TV, movies, books)
>Likes booze/coffee
I'm sure there's more I've forgotten but every single one conforms to this standard. Its like some sort of joke.
>>80812419
I mean yeah I've fucked uglier.
>>80812432
Mostly dead on. Forgot that if they're not a dog lover, it'll be cats.
>>80808949
What could it be ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc-bkUP8zew
Anyone remember what this video was titled?
A fat woman from burger king freaked out and assaulted some christfags holding a sign about abortion degenerates and tried to run away but was too obese to escape.
>>80798971
>Liberals all have this certain look to them, don't they...
Not necessarily. That's just a heuristic.
A lot of liberals don't wear their shallow "altruism" like a tattoo on their forehead, half of them because all they want out of it is the benefits.
>>80810852
>>80811353
>>80811916
Hahahahaha... this is just too good man. Bless you for this hilarity. This has just added a whole new dimension to this cuck meme man.
Seriously though, why does he think ANYONE wants to see that much of him?
>>80812590
Weirdly I haven't seen any cat lovers
>>80812050
Date
>>80812700
Found it anon. Google search is your friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67z_xBe07Q
>>80801267
these people should be put out of their misery.
Are these "problem" glasses?
>>80805708
I wonder if there's anyone doing this with 80's stuff. I'd love to live the live of an 80's preppie.
>>80812432
>Pic with other people so you have no idea which one she is
The fat one. Always the fat one.
Pretty much dead on with the rest, also "Netflix and chill" and they all like wine (in the US).
>>80813051
Yes.
>>80813051
Of course it's uploaded sideways.
>>80813078
Wine, whiskey, or craft beer in my part of the USA.
>>80798971
The bangs are usually a giveaway on the female, if they are coupled with black rimmed glasses you have a 95% chance of having a raging liberal on your hands.
>>80807022
What if some of them just actually like the way they look?
>>80813139
Fuck man, I don't care for contacts all that much, insurance won't pay for laser eye surgery, and wire frames don't look good on me.
>>80812635
It's like there is a pattern, but what is it ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKtz0naJrnw
>>80813056
You're obviously not from the 80's.
This was 80's "preppie".
That was a hyper-realistic representation of the embodiment of a group of people that didn't exist.
>>80808265
>38g protein
DAT DERE DIRTY BULK
>>80813435
>you will never get to live through new-wave
why even live?
>>80798971
Just a word of caution. My wife--who redpilled me and is more right-wing than I am--has this sort of Bettie Page look and always has, it's partly just how she looks anyway and partly her love of all things mid-twentieth century.
She hates tattoos and has no piercings beyond her ears, but she does wear "problem glasses"--albeit genuinely antique ones. Anyway, just remember you can't always judge a book by its cover before you shoot, kek.
>>80800682
I have to admit I can't fault anybody for wanting to eat that. Damn. Also don't SJW types obsess about vegan health food?
>>80813324
The dead giveaway are the black "corners" like cat's eyes where the frames meet the things that go over your ears (sorry I am brain farting and don't walesr glasses).
Either get frameless or make sure the thickness of the rim is the same all the way around the lense. That's the dead giveaway.
Worst case scenario, flag down a vegan and ask them to pick oit their least favorite pair and buy it.
>>80808047
IF IF IF IF IF
OKIE DOKIE
>>80801085
>>ugly
>>fat/bloated
>>addiction to wasting life savings on hideous, visible tats
>>stupid glasses
>>bangs
>>fishmouth
>>vibrant hair color
>>hipster beard
>>either 50lbs underweight or 100+lbs overweight
>>dead, crazed eyes full of low self-worth
>>propencity to scream
>these brainless fucks seem to come from a factory
Perfect description to which I would add
>shabby thrifted clothing--they always pick the worst things in the store
>unwashed vibrant hair
>the SJW can occasionally be a glam type, or more generally a "plain Jane" or "nerd" type, but regardless, they tend to be grubby looking, with poor personal hygiene
>painful looking piercings everywhere
>poor posture
That last one is a subtle point but if you pay attention it applies to almost every single one of these fuckers. They are all weedy and unhealthy looking and tend to slump all the time, like the weight of the world is on their shoulders. Which it is, of course, in their worldview!
>>80803806
Yeah, exactly. "I'm a waitress" is often based, but "I work in a coffee shop" is pure poison 99x out of 100.
>>80813506
No way man.
The 80's was where all this post-modernistic cancer came from, when popular culture among the youth lacked the self-awareness we have today.
They were rebelling against the idealistic fashions of a generation that rebelled against their own.
It's only recently that it's rebellious to idealize traditionalism.
>>80811650
I'd actually consider that one of the better hillary pics
>>80798971
liberals usually look trendy thats why
>>80813581
>Also don't SJW types obsess about vegan health food?
Only half of them, the other half are obese and ugly. SJWs and liberals in general are not healthy, neither physically or mentally.
>>80806158
Yeah, vintage girls have always been a thing. Many are apolitical or even conservative; some are liberal too, but it's not required. SJWs trying to look like bona fide nostalgists will always just end up looking like they haven't washed in a week.
>>80813435
Those aren't preppies, they're mods
>I'm here for the job interview, Mr. Anon
>>80813498
/fit/ you motherfucker lmao
Wew lad, they're sure gonna show us!
>>80813895
>latte artist
Kill it with fire. Whenever I mock SJWs or hipters in public I always mock them and sarcastically call them latte artists. It pisses them off to no end because either they are one or they know one. And everything to them is "art" to compensate for their lack or talent i.e sandwich artist and so on.
>>80814069
wow, that's going to look great when she has to show that to her future boss, who is no doubt going to be male.
>>80808165
Aposemitism, a bright indication that one is completely and totally brainwashed by jewish propaganda.
>>80813498
guilty
>>80810190
>>80808017
>>80810507
>>80810852
>>80811353
>>80811916
My fucking sides
>>80811353
The thumbnail makes it look like he's wearing a diaper
Here's the extent of my fashion sense:
>They're pants. They're cheap. They're comfy. I wear them.
>It's a T-shirt. It's cheap. It's comfy. I wear it.
So I may or may not have the appearance of a hipster, I dunno. Why don't you come ask me how I feel about niggers and get a load of my reaction?
My name is Emma Todd
>>80813435
I was born in 1984, so I technically didn't really remember anything from before 1988. And as >>80814112 said those aren't preppies. Either way lets enjoy some more 80's aesthetics.
> tfw you will never get to drive an 80's BMW on the autobahn in West Germany
> tfw you will never get to experience 80's Tokyo
> tfw you will never get to live under the threat of Soviet nuclear attack
>>80814166
>soft, fatty, misshapen hands
This bitch ain't ever worked a day in her life.
Probably on disability for some bullshit.
>>80809101
First google result for I am silly.
>>80814051
lol well, bear in mind that for some of these kids, "vegan food" means living on sweets, carbs, more carbs, more more carbs oh and some fruit now and then.
So yeah, fat unhealthy vegans. KEK
>>80813835
>>80814435
>tfw you will never go out picking up models with 80s Trump
>tfw you will never see 80s Rocky knock out Ivan Drago on opening night at the movie theater
>tfw you can openly disagree about gays and blacks and not lose your job
>tfw you will not go to an arcade with your friends with a handful of quarters and have a blast
>tfw you can go to a mall and it is not full of chinks, poos, mexicans, and other assorted brown mystery meat
>tfw you say "radical" and not follow it with "Islam"
Okay, I don't want to play anymore
>>80814380
I'm a fedora tipper and I've been known to wear Christfag shit that makes you cringe hard, only to have them high-five me on having the confidence to express my love for Christ so confidently.
People are silly.
ok guys if this thread doen't force our hands to commit suicide fucking nothing, I repeate NOTHING unholy and evil will EVER EVER EVER make us kill ourselves. If we can pass this one test we will walk forever on the shores of golden paradise knowing that our foot steps, this path we carved out, will be known by all who follow us to greatness.
>>80808292
>takes the DC metro in cowboy boots, comfy shorts, dat shirt
Dude this guy is the coolest guy in the group of. He alway tells the best stories and you always want to show him off to other people
>>80814931
Anon, you have a hyper-realistic vision of they 80's...
If /pol/ was 80's mode, 9/10 threads would be speculation about messages heard on Ham radio channels.
>>80803204
>physiognomy
Thanks, I searched that up and got a new reaction image out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH4wjKN3cUs
>>80815138
This place would be full of Red Dawn-esque virulent anti-commies thinking the USSR is taking over the world. It would be asking if Winger was /pol/ approved music, that Beta max was master race a and VHS was pleb.
I could honestly go on for hours, but you get the gist.
>>80813051
This looks like a photo I submitted for Highschool photography.
>>80798971
I am a pretty liberal tree hugging commie but I have to admit this is exactly true.
I hate to say so but these chubby no-life bitches and their pussy, friendzoned scrawny black frame glasses hangers-on need the shit kicked out of them.
It's a goddamn Halloween costume, it's that uniform and widespread. Short story time: I am an oldfag and back in THE DAY, I was embroiled in punk/post-punk shit and there was seriously a stock bullshit poser costume you could see a mile away. It was to the point where industrial/ metal bands stopped wearing black etc. and started wearing cowboy hats and things to specifically derail the costumed sheep trying to be edgy.
This is the same thing. None of these bitches have any clue about the causes they parrot about and are picking the Feminist Women's Studies Student costume off the rack, found next to the Sexy Nurse and Vampire costumes.
They are children in search of an identity. I can forgive them for that, to a point. Once they hit mid 20's...they better step it up or go home, get knocked up, and vaccuum goldfish crackers out of the rug while posting about Jesus on Facebook. Which is the fate of most of these airheads.
I guess my point is, actual dedicated liberals who are trying to accomplish shit and do in fact have a good idea of how the world works have just as little patience for these Social Justice Cliff's Notes collage kiddies as any rightwingding does. If conservatives can stop building oil pipelines in national parks, I will be first in line to help roll these pale-pink-haired, prescription-free-glasses-wearing landwhales into a volcano.
COMPROMISE, people. Do we have a deal?
>>80799060
fuck your dubs
>>80815126
>I repeate NOTHING unholy and evil will EVER EVER EVER make us kill ourselves.
Of course not.
It will take the realization that the existence of deities cannot and would never give you an alternative to a nihilistic conclusion.
>>80798971
>>80816187
These are the two reasons I haven't killed myself:
1.) I haven't found a way to convince everyone that they are as absolutely irrational and full of shit as I am.
2.) No one has put the Big Red Button that makes the sun explode in front of me.
>>80814435
>80's Tokyo
90's Japan is where I want to be.
Vaporwave has tainted me.
>>80814069
MIS DRY
>>80817143
NIGHTS ON FIRE
>>80808863
Most restaurant menus have calorie counts unless they're some little hole in the wall.
