beer can dan
Dan "I was caught with her on site, that's why I work for Nick at Night" Schneider.
Dan "show me your clit I'll get you on Nick" Schneider
Bamp
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
DELETE THIS
>>80795198
Hi leaf, I see you have a proxy this time :^)
Men have needs.
>>80795382
dan, i understand.
Dan "the man with a plan to get you in his van" Schneider
>>80792374
Dan "he's just dyin' to blast thru your hymen" Schneider
MY NAME IS DAN SCHNEIDER AND I AM SICK OF YOU LITTLE FUCKERS.
You better stop right now or you're gonna be hearing from my lawyer and I'll have your gay little club shut the fuck down. This kind of libelous slander and malicious rumor-mongering can seriously undermine and threaten my career. Fuck all of you little shits. I am not a foot fetishist and I am most definitely not a pedophile. It seems to me like you gay jobless twats in your mom's basement are all projecting your sick disgusting desires to lick underage little girls feet onto me. It's disgusting to see you people speak so casually about "loli feet". There is nothing attractive about the feet of underage girls. You sickos will be brought to justice so help me God.
Dan "Super Soak-her"
Dan "The Overnight Supervisor" Schneider
>>80795496
finally.........someone who actually UNDERSTANDS!!!
Dan "Come to the audition I have a proposition" Schneider
>>80796345
Dan "The 12-year old rider" Schneider
>>80796345
Nice
>>80791859
Dan "kike at Nick giving tykes the dick" Schneider
>>80796345
I wish the real Dan saw this thread.
>>80796345
wow nice copypasta
Dan "You'll be a sensation, let's see your fellation" Schneider
JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Dan "where do I hide my truecrypt drive" Schneider
>>80791859
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
A guy at my local gun club is called Dan Schneider and he looks exactly like him
dan "they're tighter when they're lighter" schneider
Dan "free hymenectomy" Schneider
Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider
>>80796345
lol
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" schneider
Dan "luckiest guy in the world" Schneider
sage
>http://www.mcmurrayreport.com/
nicole kidmans dad was a pedophile mk ultra doctor
Dan "Hold her tighter she's a biter" Schneider
Dan "Get in the van" Schneider
Dan "do the audition in this position" Schneider
Dan " show me your hole I'll get you a role" Schneider
Dan "Executive Producer, Pre-Teen Seducer" Schneider
Dan "My Balls on Your Nose, My Tongue on Your Toes" Schneider
>>80791859
Dan "show me my feet so i can pound my meat" Schnider
>>80796345
dan is German?
Dan "Wipe her goober so I can lube and tube her" Schneider
Dan "Slip off those Pampers and get in the camper" Schneider
>>80791859
Dan "I'm the father of your granddaughter" Scchnider
Dan "If she's wider I've been inside her" Schneider
>>80796345
Why is your dog named Loli?
Dan 'iMangled Miranda Cosgrove' Scheider
Dan "My tongue in your toes, My balls in your nose" Schneider
DONT CALL HIM THAT!!!!
Dan "It's only temporary the ass raping pain, focus on the fleeting fame you'll gain" Schneider
>>80791859
>heads up its another
SLIDE THREAD
>SLIDE THREAD
SLIDE THREAD
>SLIDE THREAD
SLIDE THREAD
>SLIDE THREAD
SLIDE THREAD
>SLIDE THREAD
>sage all fields
>>80799498
>>80799351
kek'ddd
Dan "I write my fantasies into kid's TV shows" Scneider
>>80799703
Do you fucking exist
LEAVE HIM ALONE FAGGETS
>>80799640
>>80798964
I created this one. It's on, not in. Get it right if you're going to use it Pedro.
Trump 2016
ED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE THE MILKSHAKE MACHINE?
Dan "If you can count to four I'm coming in the back door" Schneider
Dan "if her age is on the clock, she's ready for my cock" Schneider
>>80799703
>paid account
disgusting
>>80799795
pedowood should never be considered a slide
Dan "If you can count to 3 I'm putting it where you pee" Schneider
>>80800004
Sorry senpai
Nice OC btw
Dan "pre-teen shredder" Schneider
>>80796707
Dan "really makes you think, while he sticks it in your pink" Schneider
Dan "if she's heavier than a chicken she's ready for the dickin'" Schneider
>>80800591
Appreciate it. Just use It right and use it often. Cheers.
Dan "Sit 'n spin" Schneider
Dan "I tore another" Schneider
Where's the Canada bro who always defends him?
>>80803565
oh now you miss him?
>>80803565
Where's the autist that pretends to be him?
Dan "with shoes you lose" Schneider
>>80800285
Not paid. Real deal.
>>80791859
Dan "KinderKidnapper" Schneider?
Is he still living in Canada?
Dan "take my glans if you want fans" Schneider
Dan "finish your bottle, your vag I will throttle" Schneider
Dan "once she's done her Gerber, his shlong will disturb her" Schneider
>>80803716
Good question. Jail likely.
>>80791859
Dan "Thread Slider" Schenider
Dan "one night of pain, and everyone will know your name" Schneider
>>80796767
I live down the street form some Nickelodeon studios in Hollywood, would love to get him to see this shit. Let him know we never forget.
Dan "the less dentition, the more you'll ace this audition" Schneider
>>80791859
Dan "Nine Is Fine, Eight Is Great, But Seven Is Heaven" Schneider?
Dan "How Is Babby Chloroformed" Schneider
>>80804786
actually kek'd
>>80791859
Fred Flintstone
>>80796345
Share Victoria you fat fuck
>>80791859
Dan "we don't have any fucking proof of any of this bullshit but we will meme at you and call you dan if you disagree because we believe false accusations of rape are ok as long as they are against men" Schneider.
>>80791859
Dan "Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "A que horas sales por el pan?" Schneider
>>80806301
Hi Dan
>>80806301
Hello Dan
I was happy these postings were done for so long stop it now seriously
>>80791859
Dan "get one tighter" Scheider
>>80806301
Did you get a proxy Dan?
>>80808313
Dan "I have a wife, so why don't you guys get a life" Schneider
>>80808164
They're shill slide threads.
>>80808364
>>80808164
I missed you.
>>80808430
NO THEYRE SLANDEROUS THREADS FILLED WITH PEOPLE COMMITING A HATE CRIME JUST BECAUSE HES JEWISH!
Dan "These Feet are Neat" Schneider
>>80808507
I didn't miss these threads
>>80791859
Dan "The Man who put's in little girl's cans" Schneider
>>80808695
Dan "I love my wife for life she's the only woman for me" Schneider
>>80799351
Dan "choke that chicken and get to lickin" Schneider.
>>80808539
Dan let my lips greet your feet Schneider
>>80808928
Dan I love my wife because she helps me commit child rapes for life Schneider
>>80809473
NO THEY DONT DO SICK CRAP LIKE THAT
>>80799498
Dan "let me skeet upon thy feet" Schneider
>>80791859
that tee shirt though
>he is toying with us
anybody got the Jamie Lynn Spears pics showing that it might be Dans baby?
>>80808164
Christ. How do you always defend Dan in every Dan thread? Every single time.
>>80809333
chek'd
Dan "not even remotely politics" Schneider
>>80810137
Because I check the catalog
Dan "if you wanna start climbin', gotta give up that hymen" Schneider
Big list of Dan (BLOD) incoming in T minus 3 minutes.
Dan "Preteen cream is my scene" Schneider
Dan "If she's a fighter, holder her tighter" Schneider
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
Diaper Viper Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider
Dan "The Collector" Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider
Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "M'lady, Your High Chair" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small and Tan" Schneider
Dan "The Overnight Supervisor" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "Good God They're Children Man" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The Kike at Nick Giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider
Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider
>>80810936
Please just leave him alone
Dan "fill her clam" Schneider
There is fucking no proof that Dan did anything. He is a successful man and would have no reason to harm a child sexually. Just stop making these claims, he doesn't like this im sure.
Dan "The tyke collider" Schneider
>>80791859
Dan "show me your feet or hit the street" Schneider
>>80810936
>Diaper Viper Schneider
top fucking kek I love these theads...
>>80798792
underrated
>>80799811
Subtle
>>80813657
>There is fucking no proof that Dan did anything.
Other than inserting his sexual fetishes into children's sitcoms?
FWIW I don't think he's ever molested anyone. The whole foot fetish thing is pretty obvious and a bit creepy, though.
>>80804786
That's Casey Anthony
Dan"the dirty fat man with the cage in his van"shnieder.
>>80799703
Oscar, they don make niggers like you no mo..
>>80791859
Dan ''let me coddle that toddler'' Schneider
>>80813209
are you related to Dan in some way is that why you always defend him
Dan "the candy man of the party man" Schneider
Dan "virgin carding at the kinder garten" Schneider
>>80791859
>>80818897
>the weak should fear the schlong
>>80818999
Nice
