*blocks your path*
you wouldn't be on your way to a Trump rally
*unsheathes sword*
*combat rolls behind you*
heh, nothing personal kid
*unhostlers glock 19*
*tips fedora, no my friend, I am only going to protect the fair ladies protesting the rally
>>80791480
Is that a MAGA hat you're wearing, comrade?
*unsheathes knife*
>>80791640
/thread
>Insert "nothing personel kid" followed by story filled with katanas and teleporting.
>>80791480
Are you retarded?
Although I would if we United Statian.
move.
>>80791640
You better work on that draw Anon. Next time I want to see the weapon online as you come up from the tac-roll. Better still, if you just fall backwards and shoot from your back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8cvk06hfVs
>>80791480
Bang.
You're dead.
yeah but only because Bernie lost
*he lets me past*
>>80791480
>>80791480
>>80791480
>Draws glock 26
Put the fucking sword down or you get ventilated nigger
>>80791480
Tell his mother to ground him and take away his pokemon go.
>>80791640
>implying what you saw was only a mere illusion
>>80791863
such a lovley home
>>80791869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDPlWAq-11I
*glare into his eyes unflinchingly, don't even bother to take my hands out of my pockets*
Take a step closer to me and I'll punch you so hard you'll be facing backwards.
>>80791480
Oi m8 is that a butter cutter I see?
You know where the bin is, get to it.
>>80791480
*writes your name in my death note*
heh, tough luck kid
*smirks*
>>80791966
>liking Milo
heh heh heh
Do you think you can stop me, kid? *creates wall out of energy* You need to go back. *grabs you*
THIS IS THE FINAL STRIKE...ITS OVER *throws you over wall* Heh... Make America Great Again *tips official licensed donald trump hat (made in china)**teleports to trump rally*
>>80791966
good god he looks like pat the nes punk
>>80791480
No, but you're on your way to hell
*elusively escapes your slash and moves behind you*
kiss my fist fag
>>80791480
Is this some kind of hold up, I was just on my way to the beach?
>be me
>be walking to nearby trump rally
>see OP's selfie
>proceed to walk back to car
>grab shotgun
>yourmove.jpg
>>80791480
"You're a white male, the final solution is to kill yourself."
>>80791863
su...sugoi!!!!
>>80792252
Katana > your pudgy pasty soft hands
>>80791480
>>80791640
*flashbangs*
woah there
*fans the hammer*
*combat rolls behind you*
*fans the hammer again*
someone had to do it........ seems fitting it'd be me.....
>>80791480
Tough luck, buddy.
>>80792288
>implying you wouldn't try to assassinate trump
>>80791480
Indiana Jones his ass
>>80791480
>>80791677
I'm with ya, pals. Say it with me: "Shall not be infringed!"
>>80792294
>implying that was my real name
>>80791480
Iaijutsu his head off with my over 9k folded forged steal katana.
::click:: Sheath katana back in saya and blood splurts out
>>80791966
I hope you like the meme annons
>>80791480
Are you asking me on a date :3?!,??
>>80792411
But fatter and more Hispanic.
>>80792621
Imagine if this came out in the "Current year"
>>80792601
ZA WORLDO - this time is only mine!
*time freezes*
*pick you up and start carrying you*
*punch a nearby cat so hard it explodes because I can*
*set you down nearby a women*
*punch you so hard you turn 180 degrees*
*put your hand under the women's skirt and inside her panties, making sure your finger is inserted*
*walk back to where I was*
Now time will flow.
He's concealing his power level, but I can feel his aura. How... how can he be so strong! It's impossible!
>>80791480
if something like this happens, just ask yourself:
what would Moonman do?
>>80791640
>>80791863
Kek. I know of people like this. Only with nunchucks.
>>80792615
>Gets put to sleep by Ana
>>80791480
literally grab the sword and do whatever to him
>>80791480
Pull out my .45. Yeah, you're coming too right?
>>80791640
>personnel
>>80791863
>dat video
>dat punisher shirt
not_even_bismuth_has_this_many_edges.png
>>80791480
Yes.
>>80791480
Yes I am! :D
*enter le 1911*
Can you please move over, bro. :D
All of the dialogue is extremely happy and cheerful.
Anyone know of any good shoulder-holsters for 1911s?
>>80791480
*teleports to Trump rally*
>>80792022
I loved that film. It's a shame that a scene like that wouldn't fly today.
>>80791480
you just got schlonged kid
And this is how the story ends.
>>80793822
Which one is that Anon? Which Ruger model? I just got me a S&W .38 p+, never had a revolver before until that one, not gonna lie, they feel way better than semis on the hand.
Has a sword ever prevailed over a gun?
Would like to watch that if it ever happened
Though the sword wielder would have to predict where the shooter would shoot before he shoots and shit like that...
>>80791480
>tries to stop me
>mfw
>>80791677
I actually used to know this faggot, shocked but not surprised to see his photo here
>>80794207
The flag gives it away that you're lying.
>>80794103
Yes and no, if you blind side someone it can. Or if you miss a vital when shooting at him.
Nowadays with semi-autos and rifles it would be pretty hard to accomplish.
>>80794103
Probably never.
Most swordfags are edgelord weaklings that watch too much anime and don't lift.
>>80793737
Dahnald. There's no reason for violence. The delegates please.
*places hand on bacon wrapped ar15 behind my back*
>>80794726
It has happened many times, from the renaissance all the way to WW2, but like you also said, nowadays, most swordfags are edgelord weaklings that watch too much anime and don't lift.
>>80791480
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*
>>80794566
I'm an American abroad, jackass
>>80792948
>reverse ethnicity
>white guy pulls machine gun
>muslim pulls quran
>white guy dies
>nobody gives a shit
>>80791480
>bringing a funny little knife to a gunfight
Kek
>>80791480
*steps back and waits for u to accidentally kill urself u pipsqueek*
>>80791480
que?
>>80791480
*blocks your path*
"Trump is going to make Anime real"
*takes autism medication*
>>80791480
back the fuck of!!?
>>80791480
GET A LIFE BIN THAT KNIFE!
>>80791480
>>80796025
Litterally wtf is that anon
>>80792621
>not posting the original
>>80791480
>>80795773
That's a big knife.
>>80796025
Is that a leather glove?
Are you sure that's not you in the OP?
>>80791749
The best kind of story
>>80791480
>kick in balls
>grab shitty blunt wallhanger and snap its little rattail tang
>>80791480
*unsheathes Makarov
Why yes, I would. Want a lift?
>>80797978
His cosplay gloves :^)
