Dan "Show me your toes to get on my shows" Schneider
Please don't call him that.
He prefers to be called Dan "Mythbuster" Schneider.
>>80774408
He literally fucks all his teen and child stars. Its absolutely reprehensible.
>muh teens cant handle fame
Yeah it absolutely has nothing to do with the 45 year old jew raping them at every turn right
Dan "rub on my cock or you get dropped" Schneider is better
>>80774538
>>80774610
They don't call him Dan "Stink Fingers" Schneider for nothing
Dan "stretching it wider" Schneider
Dan "Executive Producer, Pre-Teen Seducer" Schneider
Wait what's this guys name again?
>>80774664
he is packing SOME HEAT
>>80774538
Dan "Balls on your nose, tongue on your toes" Schneider
>>80775248
Dan "In the back of the trailer is where i'll assail her" Schneider
>>80775248
Dan "Diaper Sniper" Schneider
>>80774408
Dan "I'll stand behind her" Schneider
>>80775248
Dan "Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
>>80775248
Dan "the kike at Nick giving tykes the dick" Schneider
Dan "Balls slapping your ass, I was on head of the class" Schneider
Dan "if she wants the roles she will give me her holes" Schneider
>>80774408
Dan "I want to seriously end my life because every single day the same worries and fears plague me until I finally give up and collapse into my bed nearly in tears, only waking up to continue on this complete waste of time that I call my life in order to not overly worry my nearest living relatives - one of whom was recently diagnosed with cancer please fucking kill me so it just looks like it was an accident and not me [I don't want them to think I killed my self but I want to die nonetheless please fucking kill me there is no purpose and there won't be any help coming from any time soon please fucking kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me" Schneider
>>80775248
Dan "Hold it tight i'm going deep" Schneider
Dan "Your Daughter will be a star...after I finger her in my car" Schneider
I'm tired of coming on 4chan and seeing slanderous threads like this one about Dan. Do you really think if what half you morons are saying is true that the authorities wouldn't have intervened by now? I challenge you to find any evidence of any of these disgusting claims because I know that you won't. Time to shit on the pot or get off idiots.
really gets those neurons firing up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GfuwJido0
>>80775248
Dan "The man with the van and the rope" Schneider
>>80775800
this
Just waiting on that Canadian poster that sticks up for Dan now,
>>80775948
Sup, dan
>>80775948
Do you know how long it took before Jimmy Seville was found out, you ignorant Jew loving shill. Fuck out of this thread and go back to sucking some fat Jew daddy cock.
>>80775948
>Time to shit on the pot or get off
Dan "Pee on my Chest and i'll make you the best!" Schneider is in this thread!
>>80775948
Hello Dan
>>80775679
Kek
Dan "The man who is accused of being a pedophile because he is a fat man in his late 40s producing tween sitcoms" Schneider
>>80776124
Idiot.
>>80776160
Come on bitch boy, put your money where your mouth is and dig up some "evidence."
Good luck finding it because there is none.
>>80775948
Hey Danny boy, how much hush money do you have to pay per year?
Dan "it's just temporary the ass raping pain, focus on the fleeting fame you'll gain" Schneider
>>80776454
Is that because Dan "if they come searching at Nick, burn the memory stick" Schneider is songood at covering his tracks?
>>80775948
I think defending Dan Schneider has become a meme in itself. There's always that one poster.
>>80774408
"Coke Can Dan" and Dan "the man with the plan and the candy in the van" Schneider seem to be his two most common aliases.
>>80774408
has he ever been connected with Terry Richardson?
>>80776287
boy's face: natural happy expression
girls faces: survivors
>>80776454
Bitch boy. Ha. You're the bitch on here all butt hurt and crying over Dan "have mommy sign here, then I can fuck you in the rear" Schneider. Are we offending you with our "where there's smoke there's fire" accusations? Shall I dial whine-1-1 and get you a WHAHmbulance?
>>80776757
More like posting vile accusations about an upstanding man is a meme. You "people" make me sick.
>>80775948
Is that THE Dan 'The Man From Cunnyy chan' Schneider?
>>80776287
Victoria Justice pants are slightly down...
Dan "Don't compare me to Chris Farley or else you won't get on icarly" Schneider
>>80776953
You are slime.
>>80775679
nice rhyme scheme hombre
>>80776610
kek
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "sucking the toes of underage hoes" Schneider
>>80776888
Kek
>>80776454
here comes the FBI van, Dan.
>>80776981
Dan "I'll give you a free snack if you let me finger your asscrack" Schneider just doing what he does best.
>>80776917
>upstanding man
What did you mean by this?
Dan "she used to be tighter" Schneider
Dan "I'll show you a real man if you get into my candy van" Schneider.
Don't give Dan any (you)s fools
>>80774408
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
I think most of you are jealous he's a successful guy from r9k.
Dan "Smell my finger" Schneider
>>80775948
>>80775948
>>80777863
>>80777889
>>80775248
Dan "she stars on nick, she gets the dick" Schneider
>>80777316
>his left hand
holy shit
>>80775555
holy kek, witnessed, you should be proud of yourself
>>80775679
Fuck
>>80774538
Guys guys he is most famously known as Dan "A Toe for Every Hole" Schneider
>>80775170
I like this one
>>80775948
Ole Danny ' hitting the Preteen can again'
I see I'm going to have to contact the administrator of this hell hole in order to get these threads banned.
Dan "Take It Deeper If You want Your Show To Be A Keeper" Schneider
Dan "stick it inside her" (((Schneider)))
>>80775799
Kek
>>80774408
Dan "The man, with a van and a plan, from cunnych4n, rough rider" Schneider
>>80777316
This looks like it may be copyright infringing content. I suggest you take it down.
BUMP!!!!
Dan "but I poop from there sir" Schneider
>>80775948
Hey Dan. Give me 10k a week and I'll help you root away your problems.
I know you can afford it
Dan "while I'm writing shows for a living, all those pre-teen holes need a filling" Schneider
>>80775555
Top kekd and top checked!
>>80775248
Dan "if she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed" Schneider.
>>80774408
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>80775555
>>80778897
kek
Dan "You should contact your service provider, I laid my COX cable inside her" Schneider?
>>80778470
Why?
>>80778470
>"Oy Vey! This hurts muh personal feelings. Im gonna hav this shut down!"
You dont really get this website nor the interenet do you, Dan "Take it deeper I'll make you richer" Schneider?
Dan "my shows are for kids, just like my dick" Schneider
>>80775948
Nice try Diaper Diver Dan
He can't keep get away with it.
You people really live sad lives.
>>80781344
Getting away with what? Making children's TV show? Dan is such a monster, huh?
>>80781448
Just hide the thread and carry on then.
