http://thehill.com/homenews/287353-fbi-gives-up-on-db-cooper-case-after-45-year-investigation
EL RATO IS FINALLY FREE
>>80773825
After 45 years of investigating with no results, the FBI has decided to finally give up on finding D.B. Cooper, who parachuted out of a hijacked plane with $200,000 in 1971
BASED
>>80773825
>45 year investigation
Is there anything the simpsons don't make fun of?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raging_Abe_Simpson_and_His_Grumbling_Grandson_in_%22The_Curse_of_the_Flying_Hellfish%22
>Before Grampa and Bart can go home with the paintings, representatives of the U.S. Department of State arrive on the scene. The government has been trying for 50 years to track down the paintings. Rather than arresting Grampa and Bart for the theft, the representatives instead turn over the paintings to a Euro-trash heir of one of the original owners in order to avoid an international incident,
whew
(+1 internets if you get the referencE)
I DID IT! I FUCKING DID IT!
I can return to my homeland now.
Dude died on the jump and he was dragged off and eaten by a bear.
>>80774867
Nice try DB Cooper. Or should I say Tommy Wiseau!
>>80774251
>dont
Please use past-tense. The Simpsons died a while ago.
>>80773825
cooper did nothing wrong
>>80774987
>the room is EPIC! xD
>>>/reddit/
>>80775189
>implying the room isn't EPIC! xD
>>>/reddit/
>mfw I finally got away with it
>>80775315
no I'm DB Cooper
They found a mint-wrapped wad of cash from the money he took washed up on some river bank.
It's a no-brainer really.
>>80774421
I win
>>80775370
We are all D.B. Cooper.
Je suis D.B. Cooper!
>>80775407
Did he died?
shout out to DB
>>80775068
Yes. Let me rephrase.
Is there something The 90s Simpsons didn't make fun of?
>>80775615
obviously. Night parachute jumps are not done much for a reason.
>>80775615
Probably, apparently he had a shit parachute and the way he jumped out of the plane meant he probably didn't survive the fall
>>80775370
>>80775477
>>80775554
His name was D. B. Cooper.
>>80775655
Duane Cooper confirmed, Kek wills it.
>>80775615
no shit he died, the guy jumped off a plane at night during a storm
pretty sure he was a goof but tin foil fags have made him seem like a genius
>>80774867
This is the truth and only logical explanation. I should know, I'm him
I was so skilled I knew FBI would assume night jump killed me. I ropped one packet on a beach to convince them I drowned. KEK
>>80773825
First Clinton, now DB Cooper, who's next?
>>80773825
How has there not been a movie about this heist?
So fucking bad ass. And he got away with it
The real secret of how DB Cooper got away was that when he jumped out of the plane he actually hung on to the underside of the plane and pretended to jump, and when the plane landed he simply walked off the tarmac into the sunset while they searched for him in the forests.
>>80776378
there was, it was called Without a Paddle starring Seth Green and Shaggy from the Scooby Doo film. very factual representation
>>80776378
There is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8ov77VMDy0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pursuit_of_D._B._Cooper
>>80776378
>>80774867
Except if you knew the case you'd know they found some of the money years after
I've always theorized that he jumped closer to Reno. I've never bought the 'plane bounce' thing as proof he jumped when they were still in Oregon.
