>LABOUR MEMBERS WHO JOINED AFTER JANUARY HAVE TO PAY £25 TO VOTE
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-labour-party-members-barred-8408288
>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
F
>massive G-Shock watch
>P U R G E - I M M I N E N T
>Are Nige going to the Republican National Convention not in the OP
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Anyone got any fakes of Theresa May wearing lingerie? I need it.
>>80770850
>Evan Davies in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfNfEGtXxws
#TheEagleHasLanded
Corbyn is my new favourite person.
Nige in the U S A
How likely is Corbyn to win the leadership election?
>>80770850
Really inappropriate choice.
>>80770672
>>80770761
Stoke isn't that bad.
>>80770998
didn't that logo used to be pink?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc
>>80770906
It's near the end of the last thread.
Top fuckin Eagle
>Labour threatening to kill each other
this is hilarious, i almost feel bad for them
>>80771006
Listening to that song right now, kek is truly with us today
>>80771006
I'm hoping Trump and Nige take some pics together.
>http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/12/theresa-may-set-to-fill-key-cabinet-positions-with-female-allies
Well this is bad news.
Apparently May is likely to give cuckservatievs like Amber Rudd and Justine Greening top positions.
Not a good start, if true.
> other women tipped for promotions include Harriett Baldwin, Margot James and Karen Bradley, who worked with May at the Home Office as head of the modern slavery bill.
Baldwin is a remaincuck, so is James, and so is Bradley.
Newsnight talking about how Corbyn has gone full Mao and leftwing Labour members are threatening to kill MPs.
>that fucking email
this is pretty weak ngl
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>>80771129
Are there any of Andrea Leadsom?
She's actually cute.
>>80770895
People doing a lazy copy paste, but is works as a good way to tell how old the OP is since the last update.
>>80771006
doesn't this kinda upset you?
I mean, they guy was obviously bullshiting when he said he wants to retire from politics. You don't retire from politics but still go to fucking trump's convention, not unless you still want the spotlight but they forced you out from ukip
>>80770998
She shameless tried to abduct a child in full view of the parents.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36771205
>>80771131
I like how the far left has already gone anti-gay just to spite Eagle.
Owt happening on newsnight?
ANGELA EAGLE BTFO by everybody.
Ugly, weak, tedious bitch.
>>80771329
Eagle is on
>Vote of no confidence on Eagle from her own constituency
THE MEMES
>>80770998
I'm with Argclu
>>80771019
Incredibly, everyone who voted for him last time can still vote without paying the £25, that's only people from after this January
Threadly reminder to ignore Corbyn shills. His twatterati army is out in full force,
Hold me, /pol/. I'm scared.
>>80771177
>Amber Rudd
god she was such a cunt to boris in the dbeates
>Officials within the Home Office suggested Grayling could become home secretary, although Rudd is considered a contender to succeed May in taking responsibility for immigration policy.
>giving control of immigration to a Remain cuckservative SJW
May please go.
Marine Le Pen should go to the RNC, too.
>>80770720
>>80769801
>>80769998
>>80770196
>>80770246
Lads...
>>80771302
I see muhammed is settling in well to Momentum
pic related more relevant now than ever
>>80771281
He isnt retiring from politics, just from the leadership
>>80771329
Angela Eagle on the verge of tears as fucking always. Nothing else really.
>>80771366
Christ, I think I'd rather not
>>80771281
>they forced you out from ukip
Your tin-foil hat is a bit loose.
>>80771357
>those teeth
jesus fuck
>>80771157
Link to the song?
>>80771375
This shit is so convuluted, I don't think that's true but I genuinely can't tell
yfw the mad man crobyn PUT HIS HEAD!
INTO THE LABOUR LOGO!
Newsnight, lads
>>80771375
That will likely be overturned because Corbyn will contest in court as gerrymandering, which it defo was.
>>80771477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4
>>80771413
Papa TurkRoach
>>80771411
Probably just a typical white working class labour voter desu.
She genuinely looks like she's about to burst into treats
>>80771475
>>80771477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
Lad.
Google.
Were those bags under her eyes always so bad?
Eagle is like a fucking child
>Wah I'm being bullied
>bullying
WONT SOMEBODY ON SOCIAL MEDIA STOPP DA BULLYING
chris alive... this MP.
If there was ever a product of inherited votes it was this one. Thanks Liverpool.
>>80771375
Seems dodgy as fuck, doubt it'll stay that way to be honest.
>>80771383
Corbyn when he forgets to put out a press release for important shit.
Eagle is so shit.
This country has turned into a big meme. Love it.
>>80771569
She always does. That's her thing.
>>80771584
I would to be quite honest.
>>80771357
>>80771475
>>80771584
Is that her muchable rug on the right? If so, UGLY.
>>80771688
Even they've turned against her with a vote of no-confidence (well, her constituency has).
>>80771723
I kinda like May, but I think the fact that Gove and Leadsom both ran then immediately backed down after achieving certain goals is no coincidence. Gove wanted to stop a pro-leave PM, and ran to split the vote and to stop Boris from winning, and Leadsom wanted to invalidate the opinions of the Tory party members who were mostly Pro-Brexit, which is why she backed down after gaining support of the Pro-Brexit MPs
Angela Eagle is encouraging entryism
>>80771751
I think Portillo's smugness could rival Nige
>the absolute state of john mcternan now
TOP KEEKK
https://twitter.com/johnmcternan/status/752977744154206213
>>80771751
She's probably really good in bed like most ugly women
after so many elections and referendums i'm so fucking sick to death of hearing the phrase "I'm/We're not going to speculate about possible outcomes, I'm/We're campaigning to win"
Wish people would just stop asking politicians what they do in the aftermath if the lose because they have literally never given an actual answer
god damn so much delusion
>>80771867
M8 she's a lesbian
Angela Eagle wouldn't win an election against a wet paper bag
>>80771584
Anyone else see it?
Who the fuck is going to vote for a centrist party? Are they that delusional that they think they can just go "we are forming a party based around giving the people in the party jobs as politicians" and people will vote for them?
You now realise if this level of violence was being carried out by the Right rather than the Left there would be national uproar and a literal purge of right-wing parties via media smear campaigns
>>80771862
He's so salty, I love it
"Jeremy Corbyn does not believe in parliamentary democracy"
What did Angela Eagle mean by this?
>>80771867
She licks pussy, matey.
>>80771812
Even EVAN can't keep softballing her questions. You can just see it in him.
Fuck this interview is painful
>>80771947
Well, now I do yeah.
She just played the woman card. Jesus.
>>80771947
fuck lol, spread this on twiiter nao
Honestly this new voting system is utter bullshit, it's literally rigging. I feel really bad for the people who signed up after February.
>>80772013
She knows a militant uprising is on the horizon
>about time we had a woman
Has May even mentioned she's a woman?
>>80771408
I remember when Scottish Nationalists had a field day with the idea of putting "Supported by the UK government" on silly things Westminster had funded, and on ridiculous things they obviously hadn't like the Pyramids.
That was a PR idea that went nowhere.
Has anyone ever fucking heard Theresa May say "we need a woman leader!!! its 2016!!!"
She never has. And yet Eagle here is saying just that.
>>80771932
>>80772014
>implying I'm not a grill
>>80772067
Ha
Fucking shambles of a party
>>80772117
It'll be overturned
>>80771688
Just like Soubry. Stupid as fuck.
STOP THIS SLANDER
Also, this stupid ugly cunt is saying they need a woman leader
NOBODY cares if you're a woman or not, it's if you're a cunt or not. You're a cunt Angela. A cunt.
>>80771584
Fucking hell she looks like Bob Williamson
https://youtu.be/BAfjkLiPb6g
>>80772067
REFUNDS
>>80772147
Thank God she actually has not spoken about this. She is trying to replicate Thatcher by just stressing her own individual competence.
I don't even really like the Conservatives very much, it's just that Labour are almost literally insane.
>>80772147
No. At least, not really. It's one of the thing Tory females do quite well. Tories in general don't do the identity politics shit so much.
>>80772067
THEY JUST KEEP COMING
>>80772174
She must have been in some sort of coma during Thatcher.
>>80772067
holy kek it gets better, also France on verge of civil war lads the meme fire rises.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3685561/France-verge-civil-war-sparked-mass-sexual-assault-women-migrants-intelligence-chief-warns.html
>>80772238
They can't afford that shit.
When will it dawn on Eagle that she's being shoved forward by other Blairites who don't have the bottle to do it themselves?
Can imagine a lot of tears when it happens
>>80772067
The fucking STATE of the labour party
>>80771948
Disenfranchised Tories who aren't really Tories and British Working Class who aren't Irish/Asian.
See 1997.
>>80771688
>>80771723
She's only an MP because of party skullduggery:
http://wire.novaramedia.com/2016/07/how-angela-eagle-got-to-be-mp-for-wallasey/
Her predecessor was literally named "Lol" because of how shit she is.
>That cough
The fuck
>>80772067
Jesus Christ Labour stop you're already dead
>>80772117
>up after February
It is after 12 January now. They made an amendment so it is even worse.
>>80772176
Well then you're probably in with a shot, her self-confidence is on the floor.
Evans: "This could be the death of the Labour Party"
Eagle: "EURGHHHH"
>bullying
again.
What a trainwreck of an interview
Now muh nigs so I'm switching off
What the fuck are you watching?
>>80771862
John "There will be no referendum" McTearnan is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EviBp78sltE
Literally always wrong.
>>80772067
>actually thinking they were going to let a bunch of communists and tories rig the vote again
>>80772067
Legally what would this mean though? False advertising?
>>80771823
It's dodgy, but I think May and the rest will have to go through with leaving the EU like it or not. They'd doom the party otherwise, which I couldn't see happening.
Shame UKIP are probably going to be lead by someone mediocre at best.
Obama sure likes a fucking pause
>>80772460
They allowed it last time
>>80772446
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
>>80772067
Is this real life or just fantasy???
>>80772446
Newsnight
>>80772446
shitnight
>>80772388
Just how I like 'em >:^)
>>80772288
Pray to Lord Kek, everyone. This would be a brilliant happening
I wonder if Evan Davis is gonna talk to Deray McKesson about the best way to suck a BBC.
>>80772446
Newsnight m8.
>now talking about angry niggers complaining about da po-lice
Off we go
God I actually feel sorry for Eagle, she's so feeble.
She doesn't deserve death threats, she's only trying to do what she thinks is right.
>>80772460
They are going to be forced to. They have it on their website they can vote, so the electoral commission will force them to allow it.
How come under Blair labour seemed basically unstoppable. The Cabinet were full of legendary names who fought unjust wars and flooded the country with shitskins with total impunity. Tories were unelectable. But now labour don't seem to have even one competent, non-joke politician. They've fallen behind even the tories in Scotland. They can't even take the white working class vote for granted anymore. Are labour actually going to die now? How can they come back from this?
The fucking STATE of America
>>80772176
Shocking
>>80772446
Buzzfeed Originals.
>Jeremy Corbyn is a cult!
What is with these pricks?
They said the same about the SNP. Why the fuck can't they understand people can vote for things they like?
>>80772223
Well referenced m8
JOHN MCTERNAN MELTING DOWN ON BBC INTERVIEW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TskZf-5_DuE
>>80772566
>do what she thinks is right.
Do you really believe this?
>>80772512
>again
Reading is important senpai.
>>80772595
Iraq happened and then Brown happened.
>minor social issue happening on entirely different landmass
we voted to leave the eu, have a new pm and potentially have a new opposition yet we need to listen to this pish because black people are disproportionately louder on twitter than other groups
fuck off
What power does the Electoral Commission actually have here though? Can they just overturn shit?
God this is the age of absolute meme.
How based is Michael Portillo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg
>>80772288
>German Chancellor Angela Merkel was also told by security experts last October that middle class citizens in Germany were becoming 'radicalised' because of her open borders migrant policy.
It's a Germans are becoming angry again episode.
>>80770720
Jeremy "snap the election or i snap tory chicken necks" Corbyn
>>80772176
The only girl ever to visit Brit/pol/
>>80772566
Mate she's a two faced manipulative backstabbing bitch.
She might not deserve death threats but I won't argue against them.
>>80772661
There are definitely die-hard SNP supporters who are weird cult-ish tbqfh
>>80772067
Every day is a day closer to Labour's imminent collapse.
THESE NIGGERS
These fucking niggers on Newsnight saying that 'if you hold the people down, the people will revolt' or some shit.
Do they not UNDERSTAND that they commit ALL of the fucking crimes. They get shot in the same numbers as whites. Even the BBC is Shilling for BLM...
The statistics are out there for everybody to see but they're bullshitting the world.
REEEEE
>>80772220
dude I kid you not I saw this thing at the train station the other day.
>>80772782
FOURTH REICH SOON
>>80772683
I believe she thinks she's doing the right thing for the party.
>>80772682
Saw this live
He was absolutely fuming, I love it.
>>80772595
>How come under Blair labour seemed basically unstoppable
Because the opposition was in total disarray and the economy was doing well.
Once they reorganized and the economy went to fuck, New Labour was dead.
Furthermore even in opposition Scottish Labour were a fucking joke. They thought they could sit back and the SNP would die in 2011 because Labour was entitled to rule. (See Duncan "The SNP are a busted flush" Hothersall.) and when the public saw this (as well as Iain Grey cowering in a Subway shop because a man yelled at him.) they decided to stick with the SNP.
Gawd Niggers wiv guns
>>80772568
Then Corbyn literally won't have a party to lead.
>2.5 times more like to be shot if black
How much more likely to shoot someone if black?
>>80772836
Oh, most certainly. You'll find them anywhere.
But you'll find pricks like McTernan who'll argue 50% of Scotland are part of a cult.
>>80772566
She's the runt of the political litter. She can fuck right off.
>>80772778
>harry potter music
Fucking why? Otherwise good
>>80772566
>he's only trying to do what she thinks is right
Too bad she doesn't realise she basically tanked the Labour party more than it already was. The last thing it needed was a leadership contest. At least it makes for great entertainment though.
>>80772823
there was a commie girl who used to post here as a a namefag
What was that random link in the last thread lads? I'm too scared to click it but my autistic curiosity won't let me forget it.
>>80769038
>>80772661
It is the death throes of the career politician.
The entire planet has been poisoned by career politicians and soon they will all hang.
You have to have a certain amount of respect for someone willing to utterly embarrass themselves in front of the whole country.
>>80772778
>Harry Potter music
Ruined it for me.
you can vote Corbyn by joining a union, although give it a while, the UNITE site is being flooded with requests now and is down
>>80772494
Who would you like to see run UKIP now Nutall is out?
There's basically fucking nobody left.
(((BANKS))) seems like he's about to start a new party but do we really think that's the best way?
>>80772875
Trying to make a leadership challenge when you know you'll fail isn't the "right thing" for the Labour party, it's a power play
>>80772994
Gore of some sort. Nothing worth seeing.
>>80772595
They're dead. Died in the 70s, small resurrection to fuck us over one last time in the 90s, but now it's over and we can all sleep easy.
>win the centre ground
JOHN
YOU'RE A SCOT (Even if you are one with the biggest celtic cringe on earth.)
YOU HEARD THEM SHOUT "RED TORIES OUT"
WHY WON'T YOU LEARN?
(I'm well aware Scotland's something of a special case, but when Scotland, Wales and the North are all fucking sick of Labour's shit, you've got a far bigger problem than not winning middle class marginals.)
>>80772970
They have done it on purpose. Labour party will now split and Corbyn can run his little SWP shitfest with Abott and John.
Tfw England is the new hope for whit people.
Besides london.
How does it feel to be free Lads?
Still got the feeling?
>>80772979
Surprised she is not back to cheer on Comrade Cobrz. Glad she is not though, she used to piss me off.
>>80773076
Thanks lad
>>80773012
Maybe she's just got a public humiliation fetish.
It's the only explanation I can think of.
that pitless, lifeless gaze
Did that black lady just really say war is the only answer left??
>>80773180
>Tfw England is the new hope for whit people
Don't forget our sheep-shagging buddies in Wales.
>>80773180
No.
I couldn't hold on to the feeling.
>>80773059
#Furries4Woolfe
>>80773125
>Labour party will now split and Corbyn can run his little SWP shitfest with Abott and John.
Wonder who will get to keep the Labour brand and what the name of the new split party will be.
>>80773271
Jesus
That's some scary shit
>>80773284
take the pyramids back!
>>80772067
Blairites are destroying Labour as they make another pro EU bastard asshole party. Don't be retarded people!
>giving these halfwits any airtime at all
bravo Newsnight
>>80773186
People started pretending to be her to baitpost and when she actually came back she got pissed off at it and vowed to never return.
>>80773288
they might be shagging sheep, but at least they are shagging white sheep so we cool
>>80773059
Kassam obviously m8, for the bants.
>>80773374
no time for counterarguments naturally
Friendly reminder that all politicians are corrupt and never to be trusted.
>>80773321
The Corporation and The Ministry.
>>80773321
LIB DEM SURGE WHEN
>>80772778
Holy fuck I didn't know he was that energetic
[spoiler]Remove HP music though[/spoiler]
Honestly, I'm a bit sad Scottish Labour could only die once.
>>80772324
The events described by this article are literally evil. Jokes aside, these anti-democratic pieces of shit deserve to be rounded up and put in the gulags.
>the fabian society
Everywhere something shifty happens, these fuckers seem to be involved.
>Corbyn? Why do you need me to die?
- note from Angela Eagle found in Jeremy Corbyn's desk after his death in 2037
>>80773180
We never lost hope.
>>80773552
Cheers lad
>>80773561
FPTP makes them irrelevant. Corbyn will still be pm. Nobody cares about the donations of 4.5 million newbs
>>80773288
Cheers lad
Honestly, this meme timeline is insane
>david davis will never be pm
>>80773698
>Corbyn will still be pm.
Let's not get crazy now lad
>>80773700
This picture always looks more endearing and cheerful than it does smug to me.
>>80772067
Labour are the most politically braindead motherfuckers I swear to god
>>80773400
Beautiful.
>>80773764
can someone put JUST hair on her please
If Trump gets elected Americans will literally all shoot each other until there's no one left
>>80772288
Checked.
Please holy lord let me live to see the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE
>>80771383
>>80773830
DELETE THIS
>>80773836
It's already JUST enough, still though wouldn't mind a go with her
Post YFW there is literally no need to for someone to photoshop the "Just fuck my shit up" hair onto Eagle because she already has it
New Corbyn image if someone is willing to crop it out.
>>80772288
KEK MAKE IT SO
>>80773698
inb4 the blairbabies cross the floor to follow the yellow bird and take the whip
>>80773773
by PM he means Permanent Master (of the Labour party.)
After his death he'll still be eternal president, like Kim il Sung.
>bantmaster dave's last PMQs tomorrow
I would never (NEVER) vote for Corbyn, but I reckon he's a pretty decent bloke. Feel a bit bad for him, really.
Why are the Blairites opposing the will of their voterbase so hard?
>>80773836
soon
her time hasn't come fully yet
>>80773946
>WEE GINGER DUG
Fucking hell Scotland
>>80773946
>The National is now stealing our memes
Fucking hell lads, the scots have gone too far this time
Mayler as PM tomorrow lads
>>80773971
I like it.
>>80773830
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
PLEASE WELCOME
THE LEADER OF HER MAJESTIES LOYAL OPPOSITION:
ANGUS ROBERTSON!
"Arrest Tony Blair."
What happens to the Lib Dems if Labour split? Surely they'd be totally fucked
>>80772288
>you were born just in time to see the Great Race War
>>80773773
Oh watch it happen. He is brexit. Every other frankenstein up there is a puppet. But blairites might succeed. That wont have been a problem from popular support
>>80773971
Maybe Fascist May won't be so bad
>>80772288
PRAISE KEK
>>80774086
It's just a blogger's pseudonym (Small ginger dog.) not an actual name
He's actually occasionally interesting: https://weegingerdug.wordpress.com/2016/07/11/the-eagle-is-stranded/
If Mayler set up a National Labour Service would you join it lads?
>>80774074
they're opposing the will of a generally small but insanely loud frenzied commie minority, they think they need to stamp this faction out for the greater good in order to attain electability again, but they no longer have enough good will left in the bank in order to do this.