IS /POL/ SATIRE?
End this question already. vote.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10732034
Anyone who takes what's said here seriously is either new or has a seriously deluded worldview.
>>80767991
so you are a liberal pretending to be a far right wing nazi?
>>80767847
this begs the question: is tumblr just a ton of conservatives pretending to be libtards?
>>80767847
/pol/ is satire, what did you think?
>>80767991
>don't take anything that is posted here seriously, goy, in fact always think the opposite
Sure thing, Schlomo.
>>80767847
>poll...
SAVAGED, Called The Raptors
>>80768067
Everyone is. Lurk moar, summefag.
>>80767847
I voted yes even though I know it isn't
The leaf's and aussies are satire. Most of everything else isn't.
>>80767847
America's existence is satire
/pol/ is and always has been satire.....goyim
As much as some stuff written here may be nothing but shitposting, there's to many people here actually researching shit and investing time in things for it all to be satire.
There's also far to many discussions about pretty normal things where most people aren't edgy for this to be some satirical board where everyone picks fringe ideas for the fun of it, like the discussions about Zimmerman or Darren Wilson.
>>80767847
According to some, yes.
>>80767847
People voting for no statire, is trolling right?
please tell me they are.
>>80768641
It's important for our political existence that we maintain plausible deniability in the eyes of the outside media.
I think it started like that and attracted a lot of people who genuinely believe this shit.
>>80767847
I voted Yes but I did it ironically
>>80767847
100% satire. Please pay not attention.
>mfw my vote was satire
>>80768492
If it's satire, we'll say it's satire, because why lie? But if it's not satire, we would also say it is satire, to confuse the Jews. So who can really say whether it's real or not? Certainly not us.
>>80767991
>>80768218
>>80768404
>>80768877
>C-come on, g-go-guys, /pol/ is totally satire, r-right?
>1 post by this id
i-i know what OP's picture is from
I figure for me at least it starts as satire but slowly your eyes begin to open as the world unravels around you. Let's face it, the most extreme liberals can't even pretend to be right wing to save their lives without severely retarded strawmanning. If you pretend well enough eventually you'll start to say shit that makes sense and once you get past that point there is no going back.
Hence the red pill.
It stopped being satire when the flags stopped being satirical.
>>80769296
Do share.
>>80767991
Fuck off leaf. If it was satire we would all only be doing over the top, fascist RP instead of posting racial crime statistics and making arguments for our beliefs against each other.
![r8rT4Aj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q6cy9nl.jpg "r8rT4Aj[1].jpg")
IS /POL/ IS SATIRE A MEME?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10732236/
>>80769357
This pretty much, you start reading browsing /pol/ with the intent of laughing at it, but then it all turns out to be true, and by that time it's too late. You've already exposed yourself to the redpill
>>80767847
it's semi-satire, the gas the jews race war now memes are a gateway to an unironic traditionalist worldview
>>80769815
Voted no even though I think it is
>>80768114
It certainly puts a new spin on things
![youwin[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/NsXx6q0.png "youwin[2].png")
>>80770069
when did your butt begin to hurt
>>80768858
What is this image supposed to be showing me?
Why does a place where you can post strong conflicting opinions have to be labeled as satire?
0-100% of the posts on this board are satirical.
100% of the posts on this board are required in its continued function.
>>80767847
I voted satirically
UNDERSTAND THIS NEWFAG: The people voting no are doing so in a satiracal manner.
>>80770234
early evidence of JIDF activity on board
It used to be at least semi-satirical; the board's outlook wasn't quite so homogeneous, and in the places that it was you could still find dissenting viewpoints that weren't immediately ignored as shills or members of the "other side" (whatever that happens to be on a case-by-case basis).
Things changed.
>>80769595
This. /pol/ is actually using real arguments for their debates which is used by the people outside of /pol/ they are supposedly satirizing.
If people here are seen as more extreme it is because of the anonymity.
>>80768114
Tumblr too is just using the same arguments as the people they would supposedly be satirizing though.
>>80767847
>all these people satirically voting no.
lol, natsoc is gr8 rite guyz?
>>80770536
I think those posts might have been a joke anon.
Like, specifically, the post where the guy says that half of /pol/ is Jewish ops data mining to find out who to send Mossad after. That sounds like a joke.
>It's completely satirical, goyim!
>>80771299
>implying we're not satirically calling it satirical
>>80767847
I voted yes satirically
>>80770553
What the FUCK is that image from
>>80769259
N-NO! /POL/ IS REAL! EVERYONE HERE IS NAZI LIKE ME! F-FOURTEEN EIGHTY EIGHT!
>>80770801
>natsoc is great
No, but national communism unironically is.
>>80767847
Both. Lots of threads are just people fucking around, but I'd say most people here are somewhat nationalist and are more right wing.
>>80772185
Im brown how would that work?
>>80772137
Just some image which may or may not get me banned.
It would be even more ironic to claim that it's not satire whether or not it is satire.
So I'm going to go ahead and say long live the fuhrer.
>they just ironically select that its not one
ahhahahahaha xD
>>80772795
post an external link or something, then.
Not a single reverse image service works on something that small.
>>80767847
Is that poll satire?
>>80767991
This.
We joke about Donald Trump and so on but I know you're all too intelligent to mean what you're posting, so I join in with the memes, I 'praise kek', and I 'love the god emperor'. Then I turn my head away in disgust whenever I see that racist bastard on my TV show and we joke about how bad he is at college. /pol/ has always been a sandbox of satire and acting, 99.9% of the posts you will see is someone just playing around with some fake identity or thoughts that they would never dream of having in the real world. Most people on /pol/ were probably Bernie supporters, given that I'd say he's closest to what Ron Paul was, back in the days when 4chan wasn't about satire, everyone loved Ron Paul. I can only imagine most people on /pol/ will be voting for Hillary now that she has gained Bernie's endorsement.
>>80767847
/pol/ is obviously a site for Hillary supporters making a parody of stupid bigots that think statistics and facts matter.
How does anyone not see that?
/pol/ is just a huge version of Landover Baptist.
>>80772947
Sure
https://e621.net/post/show/603655/2015-anthro-atryl-blue_eyes-breasts-canine-digital
>>80767847
Like a lot of satire it is a lot of truths mixed in with nonsense, serious points mixed in with exaggeration and idiocy.
It's satire and anyone who thinks different should go to Tumblr or some other place that is terribly dour about what it believes in.
>>80773325
Thank you!
It's like 61% satire and the rest is actually honest.
>>80773116
>them banters
>>80767847
lmao at all the new fags thinking pol is serious its all satire people who think otherwise need help
>>80773812
The honest ones all seem to come from your flag.
>>80767991
Well the truth is that the racist conspiracy tards have better grasp of politics in general than your average educated "liberal". Guess that tells something about the current state of politics and general education.
>>80767847
/pol/ is most of the timre satire, but there is one thread which appears in once in every 3 in which every person has a civilized discussion. /POL/ is satire most of the time because everyone here isn't Morpheus
>>80773116
Trump > Hillary.
That's all.
>>80767847
Neither.
/pol/ is a safe space echo chamber for conservaspergs.
>>80767847
come on you fuckin fools.
"/pol/ is satire" is our version of taqiyya; it allows us to do and say whatever we want under the umbrella that it is all satire
>>80767847
>/POL/
OP I've been checking the board lists but I can't find "/POL/"
/pol/ exaggerates, /pol/ advocates for the devil, /pol/ pretends to be Neo-nazi when it is actually merely skeptical about Jewish elitism, but /pol/ is not satire
>>80767847
Is unteralterbalch satire?
>>80767991
>>80767847
Kill yourself
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This used to be on every board originally. Still applies site-wide.
4chan is just 4 laffs
>ruining a joke the thread
>>80774322
>posting this stale /b/ meme
>>80768641
SOURCE
/pol/ is indeed a counterculture ridden cesspool of satire, while at the same time having a degree of genuine truth mixed into it amidst the insane ramblings of madmen
It is satire.
100% of the world is liberal and we're living in a utopia, this board is just a bit of fun.
>"every thread, poster and every post have the same character" meme
it's satire for smart people and serious for stupid people easily persuaded and shut in from the outside world.
that's the beauty of it, you can't tell if it's a neckbeard with cringy hardcore beliefs or some bored guy wanting to have a laugh by pretending to be one of these natsoc neckbeards or racists.
and the poll results arent even correct because people are always in character on here, even for the polls.
>>80769595
I dunno, Anon. Real politics look a lot like fascist RP which got out of hand. And real fascists also thought that they were making valid, scientifically based arguments.
/pol/ is a honey trap so we can get rid you nasty bigots and clean up the world
Satire of what?
>>80767847
Yes, FBI. We never meant any of it.
There was no intent so you can't recommend charges. That's how it works.
/pol/ is contrarian, not satire
>>80767847
>Falling for the "/pol/ is satire" meme
>>80767847
NO, fuck off kid
>>80774600
http://imgur.com/EnZJh3Y
He has a blog. Got some nice stuff.
You shouldn't go there unless you are ready to see diggirls and shit though
>>80774755
go b2 reddit newfag, who the fuck do you think you're fooling with this stupid ass meme.
>>80767847
>A paper folding board on a Kenyan woodworker forum.
>not being satire
Fuck you, just because paper is made from wood doesn't mean origami is a legit wood craftsmanship.
>>80774755
The thing is that you are still retarded without any grasp of politics, what you describe is something you cannot interpret. You dont know what most people really think, and what you describe as hardcore is just hardcore compared to public opinion. Public opinion is a construct, something people say because they are expected to have this opinion. Go talk to someone with low or high education, give them some beers and then touch "sensible" subjects. But then again people wouldnt ever talk to you with a certain trust because you are a uppity retard with no geniune intelligence or charisma.
>>80767847
Prepare for bots and shills.
>>80768877
Pol is not satire and this meme should have been stamped out in its infancy
>/pol/ is satire
>/pol/ is one person
>It doesn't matter what the poll says because all the people who voted yes were in character, and all the people who said no were being honest.
You can't win vs a satire poster lol. This is some top tier subversion. Like could you fight any dirtier?
>>80770479
Fuck off Bob.
>>80767847
dude none of it is real haha its JUST JOKES. NO ONE HERE IS REALLY ANTI-SEMITIC , WE REALLY LIKE NIGGERS, WE REALLY LOVE LIBERALS AND INFLUENCIAL KIK-I MEAN CHOSEN PEOPLE LIKE GEORGE SOROS
THIS IS A BOARD OF PEACE, WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY LIBERALS JUST MAKING JOKES
>>80767847
>Emily
Good choice. I approve.
>>80776288
Also what do you get out of being satirical with people you will never know the name of or speak to in real life? It seems like you would simply being strengthening a viewpoint that you find absurd/ hate for laughs? Why? It would be something if the satire was with real people and actually had a purpose, but no. You are only strengthening extremist viewpoints. People who claim /pol/ is satire are just anti-/pol/ posters who hope to divide /pol/ because they are afraid of what /pol/ stands for.
>>80776896
If you dont want extremist viewpoints you should better take care of big factors instead worrying about extremist viewpoints that will automatically arise. Reckless mass immigration with bullshit excuses for the profit of a view or your globalist bullshit mixed with declining wages will lead to exactly that. No matter how you try to migitate this, satire and "irony" introduces these ideas until they arent taken ironicially anymore. What you describe is only the symptomist approach, you do not try to solve the problem you just try to delay it. You wonder how anyone can vote for trump, well that is the backlash.
>>80774304
the strawpoll is satire, you asshole
>>80774755
>Guys, I'm not bragging or anything, but lets just be clear
>Imma smart guy, the type of smart guy who likes to role play
>nazis on a image board full of anime pornography
>it's where I get my kicks
KEK
>>80767847
It's satire, now tell that to your supervisor and never post here ever again.
>>80774026
This
>>80767847
some of it is, but some of it isnt
some of it is exaggerate but its pretty much for keks and also showing the problem
>>80778086
>Den of Shadows
I pity those who haven't read Plato's Republic
>>80767847
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10732034
/pol/ is a board of peace, you fucking dirty infidel.
of course it's satire but since it's satire people are voting no to lure people into thinking it's not satire
Jesus a third of you are stupid enough to think that this is a extreme form of role playing. Morons.
I don't know who's jewing who
>>80773116
Fuck off Muhammad.
>>80768404
ayy lmao your nufaggotry is showing
>>80767847
There should be a both option.
It is a mixture of shit we actually believe and dumb memes.
This is the real deal. If you can't accept that, you're a plebbitor in denial
http://www.strawpoll.me/10733099
i made a better one
>>80767991
>Leaf posting TOO THE MAX
>>80767847
Your poll is satire.
>>80780764
very evidenceful
>>80767847
It's not exactly "satire".
It's an exaggeration. The "race war" and hitler worshipping is ironic(bar few exceptions), most people here though are somewhat nationalistic / patriotic and anti Islam.
Now that being said, I fucking hate stormfags who have invaded /pol/ and made it into stormfront 2.0. /pol/ was supposed to be a place to say edgy shit without getting banned, not some kind of da TROOF nazi hugbox.
>>80767847
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10732034
/pol/ is always right.
Always.
Just like with every happening that they claim.
>>80769587
Krautchan's baby visual novel.
Literally.
>>80767991
> he is a Canadian
> on an american imageboard
> he shitposts for free
> this is what he does every weekday
>tinfoil hat creates a conspiracy theory
>/pol/ role plays and convinces people it's real
>shills role play to discredit real theories
rinse and repeat
meme theories currently doing the rounds are Pokemon Go and FBI hidden messages
>>80767847
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10732034
WE SAY POL IS SATIRE FOR THE PUBLIC, VOTE YES YOU STUPID FUCKS
>>80767847
of course its a satire! we white folk love jews
>>80782377
>implying people are not being satirical when voting in OP's poll
You are not showing enough meta, anon.
>>80767847
just wait when you get the rope up the neck and you will see what satire life his
>>80778971
So you pity those that never made it to senior year of high school, yet post on this Cantonese cartography compendium? How's high school going my impressionable little lad
The correct answer is:
>Does it matter?
>>80780764
Whoever Moot is, you dumb newfag
>>80767847
No. There is functionally no difference between what you post on a mongolian basket weaving forum and what you say under oath in a courtroom. All is seriousness, all the time, in the new totalitaria.
