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My sides are in an entirely unknown dimension to mankind.
https://youtu.be/N8RtqxGM8TQ
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He's right though
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>>80757361
Literally this.
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>>80757361
I don't know, he still makes it about revolution somehow. He's fascinating.
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>>80757271

None of that was funny
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>>80757271
>Now I don't want to insult groups who I know make up a large portion of my audience
Grow some balls fat man
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>>80757271
should stick to selling water filters and pills
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>>80757271
wtf has happened to this guy kek I don't know whose more idiotic him or you faggots who watch and promote his shit
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>>80757750
Of course, he's still a conspiritard.
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Game will be dead within a month due to turboautists with too much free time stacking gyms with 6 gorillion combat point Pokemon.

Pokemon online was never good
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>>80758073
>implying this wasn't funny
Also requesting a webm of this.
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>>80757271

Pocky mon
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Wtf is a pocky mon?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QNBqPQVHHM
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>>80758527
thats pretty much the only reason to watch, when he loses his shit.
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>>80757361
/threat
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1:17

"Tune out of the real world, this incredible planet hurdling through space, and our amazing moon"

Alex Jones confirmed to have fallen for the round earth and moon jew
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>forming fake relationships in the cyberspace and becoming very unsuccessful in the real world
FUCK YOU TOO
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>>80758073
you're a leaf, nothing of what you post will ever be relevant
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>>80758766
I enjoy your backpacks
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Alex Jones is owned by Sony. Don't believe his lies.
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>>80757271
pockymon
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>>80757271
damn he just went full really makes you think.
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>>80757271
>second life
chuckled
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>>80757271

POCKY MON IS THE DEVIL
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Is it possible to hang out with Alex? His show is based out of where I live now. I want to go meet him and get an autograph or something.
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>>80757271

ARTIFICIAL REALITY
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Does this mean that /pol/ is a false world?
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>>80757271
Looking past the conspiratorial crap this is actually pretty insightful; an earnest plea for people to disengage with virtual reality and to start engaging with actual reality.
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This guys such a faggot sometimes.
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>While you sleep, they live!
Alex Jones meme lord confirmed.
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>muh reality
when will we accept the future is cyber, self programming and most of all vastly VASTLY different to our "reality"

I fucking hate the game tho
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>>80757271
PAH-KI-MON
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>"Simulated Procreation" ~Alex Jones 2016

>implying actual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation exists in porn.
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does anyone else think he looks kind of attractive in this video? you can see his chest hair and everything. its kind of erotic
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WHEN THEIR OUT THERE CATCHING POCKY MONS THEY ARENT BUYING MY FILTERS!
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>>80757271
>>80757361

Literally everything he said was True.
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>>80757271
i dont know how anyone over 9 years old could find this pokemon go thing fun anyway. Probably some cute fad
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>>80758715
but the earth IS hurdling through space
it moves upward (sky up) at 9.8m/s2
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>pokimon
hahaha love this shit
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>>80757271
>cyberspace
>poh-key-mon

Does anyone actually get their information from this disconnected retard?
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>>80757271
kek/10
Wish he would talk more about the surveillance aspect and the verified fact that the company who made it takes money from the CIA, but that's been covered on the site.
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>>80758180
Hey! those really work!
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Gotta love Alex Jones. He's always fun and entertaining.
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>>80759867
What does his pronounciation of Pokemon have to do with the validity of his opinion?

Lack of knowledge about video games probably implies one is more educated, not less.
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I love how he pronouces it "POCKY-MON"
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>>80757271

>muh ""reality""
>muh ""beautiful blanet""
>muh ""senses""

he talks like my dad and both him and alex are shit at philosophy. Sad that I won't be able to see his retarded face when people literally start to live in "artificial realities"

t. not a bogemon blayer :dd
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>>80757361
This.

It's weaponized memetics.

They did it last year with the rpurple-gold shirt shit.

They drop a pebble in the pond and see how fast it can organically evolve and entrench itself.

Expect similar MOs used with future subversion and narratives.
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>>80759575
Whitekidinapodracer.jpg
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>>80759061
You should go work for him.

>>80758657
>>80758304
>>80759304
>>80759867
>They fell for the globalist's "alex jones is an idiot" meme

Alex Jones is one of the good guys.
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This fucking guy turns everything into a conspiracy
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POCKYMON
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>>80759608
So? That's not the point. He's a massive lolcow.
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>>80760182
>What does his pronounciation of Pokemon have to do with the validity of his opinion?
Presumably if you really researched the subject at all you'd hear everyone but yourself pronouncing it differently and change the way you do it so as not to sound uneducated.

>Lack of knowledge about video games probably implies one is more educated, not less.
No when the actual topic IS video games
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http://money.cnn.com/2016/07/11/technology/pokemon-go-coding-error-emails/

Oops looks like he's fucking right.
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>80760595
>see flag
>immediately filter

Wow 90% less blatant shilling
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>>80760408
So, are you saying that this game that was developed by the same CIA-funded company that developed Google Earth, activates your camera and microphone, forces people to point their cameras through people's windows and around inside of their own homes and can lure people into various areas on command doesn't sound one bit conspiratorial?
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>>80757271
I want to be his friend
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>>80760599
The coding error was that people noticed it.
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>>80760599
Just a coding error. It's a feature
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The dude is based.
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>>80758518
Pocky?

It's a long, thin cracker stick with a candy coating on most of it.
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>>80760886
I wanna see how he creates these vids, like does he say camera guy stand there in film while I go off on some based ideas?

He dresses up in a tux to do this shit put still puts out the image that he is based as fuck when if any other person tried this they would look cringe.

Must be his vitamins he sells.
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Yes, Donald, I'm even here in this thread about Pokeymans.

The delegates.
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>>80761162
He downs some Super Male Vitality and Brain Force and just lets it happen.
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>>80757271
I was finding this quite normal
>darth jigglypuff comes up
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Alex Jones playing Pokemon? Is he just a shill? Because this mass popularity of Pokemon Go hype seemed like the fakest thing to me but everybody believed it and it became as popular as the media had it seem.
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>>80761530
Why would it be fake? There's a lot of reasons to hate this, but this is genuinely a revolutionary game and it delivers on the content, if you are into this shit.
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>>80761183
When will you die Rat?
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>>80758363
Already the reason I don't play it anymore.
>Spent maybe 4 hours total playing it
>had fun
>all gyms have 1000+ cp Pokemon
>habe real life, no time to compete.
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>>80761162
It's not a tux it's a blazer.
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>>80757271
He's a very logical man

Why do liberal make him out to be a bad person?
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>>80761740
Yes, and mainstream media outlets are generally in the habit of having full page articles regarding "revolutionary games" all within a week, right?
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I'm fully on board with his message of engaging in and molding our reality and that there are those who seek to benefit off our disenfranchisement, but I could not care less about the surveillance aspect or supposed "bad" messages from videogames.
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Holy shit I fucking love this man. I'm so glad he exists.

>pockeymon
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based

pol should join the /teamrocket/ and bully these zombie trainers
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>>80757361

First post, best post. If you listen to everything he says, it makes sense. It's just substituting the harsh reality of the world with a manufactured reality to control you.
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>>80757271
>Go to a diner at 2 am for lunch break
>Eating a sandwich in silence
>Waitress in her late twenties pacing around the front of the restaurant staring at her phone playing this stupid fucking game
>six loud fat 20 to 30 year old retards bust in with half of them staring at their phones and the other half talking about fucking pokemon

People are so childish that its scary. They literally have the minds of 12 year olds.
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>>80762044
Do you think anyone would call the cops if you stole their phone, but first you gave the speech?
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>Starts off well
>Stuff about getting absorbed into virtual realities
>Pretty interesting
>Then he somehow manages to fit the fucking NWO in a game
>Later he loses his shit

Fucking conspiracy theorists lmao.
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>>80760693
No. I mean look at you. You are posting on a Jewish anime image board.
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>>80761913
The technology is new and it got the kids on the streets again. Of course the news will love this, it's the perfect feelgood story about video games.
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>>80762240
just yell "WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONNING" then proceed to grab their phone and run as fast as you can screaming loudly
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>>80762208

At least your people started walking again, it may cure obesity in america
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>>80758715
>Actually believing in a frisbee world
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>>80757271
>Pokemon go is literally a data mining tool for the government
k
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The brain force hits at 6:41
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>>80762453
this
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>>80757271
>trigglypuff
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>>80762427
Everyone cheered when people did that with Google Glasses. You have to marvel at how the branding makes people totally fine with a camera being pointed at them when it comes to Pokemon Go, when anti-glassers were punching dudes in the face for wearing their state surveillance glasses.
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>>80762592
>thinking that's not the case
Shouldn't you be on Jewbook?
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>>80762453
>>80762613
You know, I honeslty wish I was joking but everyone ive heard play this fucking gmae said that they drive around in their car when they play it.
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>>80761303
lol thats how i imagine it

>>80761871
true, sure it's not a sportscoat?
I need to start wearing mine again I use to not go anywhere without it
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>>80758715
>Just now confirmed that he believes in a round earth

He's made it clear before.
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>>80757271
This game is fucking terrible why is it so popular reeeeeeeeeee. I really hope it's popularity doesn't ruin future video games.
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he makes some really good points but i'm still eagerly waiting for human level ai so i can finally live in a vr animu world
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>>80758073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-tbcrYnUY

canada strikes again
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As an avid gamer I don't understand wasting time on causal as fuck phone games, but that's just me
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>>80762384
We all know chris isn't a jew and hiro is a jap, we a Japan image board now senpai
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>>80757271
His only right video in years
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>Triggly puff is giving birth

God damn I love him
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>>80757361
I know but i still like it :(
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Get this hothead out of here!
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>>80757271
BASED
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trigglypuff is a fat feminist right, hard for me to keep them all straight
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>>80760693
you can turn off camera functionality tho. in fact, doing so makes catching things a lot easier. and it was developed by Nitantic, which did actually make another agumented reality game before this one.
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>>80757271
after 7:00 it becomes the funniest thing I've watched in months

HAHASHAHAHAHhahAhAhAHAHAHUYAHYAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAHAHAHA
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>>80762851

>literally never see teenagers out during the day in my town of 12k
>driving home for my lunchbreak
>literally teenagers walking around all over to points of interest and catching pokemon

REEEEEE
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>>80762729

damn :D pokescooters when?
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>>80760305
>rpurple-gold shirt shit.
the what?
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>>80757271

>you will never get drunk with Alex Jones and wander a field trying to catch pockymon
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If anything Jones should be excited for the direction technology is heading, if America survives the next 50-100 years we could be looking at GiTS level gear, maybe not android bodies but the devices in GiTS are likely to become reality, for instance headgear.
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>>80757271
I didn't make it a minute and a half.

THE FAT MAN IS COINTELPRO

Here's my favorite video where he crashes a pro-gun rally in his home town, then lies on the air about it. What a great man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TACalwg360c


Anyone who supports the pedophile Charlie Sheen is a scumbag nigger fuck. You faggots should read the letter his wife wrote about sheen during the divorce if you want to rage the fuck out.
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Everyone in this thread should watch Wim Wenders 'Until The End Of The World'. Eerily prophetic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfFWBWKwQT8
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>>80763371
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/what-colour-is-the-dress-blue-and-black-or-white-and-gold-whatever-you-see-says-a-lot-about-you-10074490.html
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>>80757271
>mfw after 6:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkRY_kA2Aaw
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its just a samsung advertisement guys
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>>80757271
this game is proof that someone has nothing better to do with their lives

i could say its depressing, but in reality changing this world is what i find fun, so this pokemon thing just made my "job" that much easier, as i can now spot people who have nothing with ease at least for 1-2 months, to manipulate to them
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This guy is fucking hilarious, but I'm still not sure if he's just doing satire or is he actually serious
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with greater access to technology yes people have the ability to put themselves in groups of people who won't challenge their ideals but the true intellectuals will bleed through which is what we want.
Getting people out and about is a good thing even if they claim they are driving their cars to get to places they have to walk a bit. Nintendo has likely done what Obama's bitch face wanted in a single weekend that she couldn't do in a 7 years, get fat kids outside.
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Also reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IV8hCvsXy0
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>>80762453
kek
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>go back to your dorms and play Pockymon Go

he just said that to play pockymon go, you have to wander around in the matrix world while staring at your phone. sitting at home isn't going to help most people find new monsters. The entire point of the game is to get people out of their dorms/homes and wandering into traffic
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wait till the US has remote controlled soldiers, we are going to make killing terrorists a thing of the past. The mother of invention is war.
That will be here sooner than anything else in my opinion
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POCKE-MON
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DUDE WHAT IF POCKEY MON MEITRIKS
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>IQs, synapses, attention span are droping

No shit, does that have anything to do with pokemon Go?
Ofc not, its just that we went from reading books, getting involved in politics and listening to classical music to 60s woodstock and 80s nigger music

i wonder who is to blame :^>
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>>80763598
>this is the news now
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>>80763136

Go be a normie cuck somewhere else.
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>80764367
>this is shill astroturfing now
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>>80757271
He looks like shit. Chomping down pizzas to fight the nwo.
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GUYS guys, shit.
it's just fucking vidya, is the NSA using it to spy? ya fucking likely they use everything to spy they can that's what they do. is it gonna get hacked eventually and everyone' s shit leaked? Sure likely some fat kid will get jew'd out of his gym and take it out on everyone
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>>80764302
>biological intelligence is dropping
>its because we stopped reading books
top kek
the overwhelming majority of humans since the start of civilization never read a book in their whole lives. Average people didn't even have access to books until the last century
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>>80758304

>conspiratard

German cuck still not believing in the NWO regardless of his country literally being invaded.

I fucking hate German faggots on this website. Snarky little cunts.
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We are slowly becoming Eloi
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>>80764704
then what?
nigger inbreading?

or ..could it be..... hes TALKING OUT OF HIS ARSE aylmao?

let people enjoy whatever, playing pokemon its not better or worse than laying 5 hours in a beach or drinking in a cafe which i am sure this guy did a lot when younger
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This nigga is blackpilled
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>>80764524
>this burger thinks he is making a statement by not giving me (You)s by fucking up the replying process
I'm not a shill by the way, I just like that dummy Alex.
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>>80764886
He's talking about what playing games and watching TV all the time does to your brain. Especially, the attention span.
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>80764974
>shill so upset at not getting his shekels he keeps begging for (you)s
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>>80757271
I lost my shit at "Pockymon"
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>>80757271
"You collect shit for an avatar that doesn't exist, they fuck while you jerk off, they live while you sleep"

Mother fucker, i'm now woke. Fuck all that noise. The more time i spend on vidya and online the less i fucking exist. Im living though other people when i could be living for real. Fuck all that noise, i dont want to be a nobody that's rotting away, i want to be a somebody. I cant live like this anymore. Fuck all the noise i gotta do something with me life, something, anything i dont even know. I'm so ashamed of myself but at least now my eyes are fucking open and i can change it.
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Hes making sure he gets leveled up before you finally start playing.
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>>80764302
>reading books on a pedestal
Dude, I hope you aren't talking about stupid novels. If that isn't the case, fuck you very much.
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He's right, it's a big threat, but VR is just so awesome ... the real world is already shit on such a massive scale. If there's a race war, fine, make it happen, but I'm afraid the powers to be are just leading us to slow extinction and there's nothing we can really do about it. Maybe completely turning out of the real world will bring the real collapse sooner, at least when it's formerly productive members of society who won't be milked anymore.
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>>80757271
>pakiman go

lmao
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>>80765698
is that the game were you groom and rape virtual british girls?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WkGyAqVmCk

Don't trust this man. He's a FIRST CLASS SHILL

That word gets thrown around a lot but this guy is the real fucking deal. He's a human slide thread. Don't take the bait.
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>>80765864
>hurrdurr everyone is a shill
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>>80757271
>Trigglypuff
>KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS DEATH STAR
fucking dead
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>>80765534
i meant reading useful stuff
in the 30s through 50s women learned the piano and or read novels and men were involved with their community and read proper subjects

now we are more alone then ever, ironically, and flooded with garbage, but its fast easy to consume garbage so we become addicted at early age and addicted in adult age
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>>80759738
That's not how gravity works
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>>80765980
Like I said I don't throw that word around a lot. This guy is an obvious one.
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>>80765864
When he started talking about lizard people I knew he was a shill.
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>simulated procreation
>pockymon
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>>80757271
THEM DAM POKEMANS
CORRUPTING OUR YOOTH
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Pokemon GO is conspiracy created by shigeru miyamoto to lure children into parks and steal their phones because he's sick of them playing angry birds instead of buying the 3DS
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>>80758518
Exactly what this anon said >>80761044
You Jamaican stoner fuck
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>Trigglypuff just gave birth to a baby darth vader
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>>80757271
Pocky-mon
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>>80766144
He just spews information constantly, taken out of context. He turns facts into hyperbole. I used to listen to him on shortwave a long time ago but I quit when I realized it was a giant scheme to shill water filters and gold.
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>mfw Alex Jones hasn't swallowed the ultimate redpill and realized that the "real universe" is most probably a simulation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wQKbVT7IqU

>all these cucks who don't know Alex's goofy antics are half the reason people listen to him
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>>80759668
Def a fad this game will be dead ina month or two
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>>80760305
>They drop a pebble in the pond

>Nintendo are conspirators in the New World Order illuminati and not a videogame company trying to make money.

Jesus Christ, some of you are retarded.
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>>80760595

You mong, it is quite fucking obvious he is purposefully mispronouncing it as a way to illustrate how little it matters. It's literally the same fucking thing as Americans "mistaking" flags because we can't be bothered to learn the actual countries. For fuck's sake pokemon is already a made up word he is saying it wrong because it doesn't matter, it isn't real and nothing is gained from it which fits into the entire goddamn point of his rant.
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>80766892
Excellent rebuttal. I appreciate your dedication to correcting the record!
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>>80759062
That horse looks like its thinking, "Please kill me."
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>>80763254
http://mashable.com/2016/07/10/john-hanke-pokemon-go/#TCL_ds1WvmqR

And Nitantic is related to Google Earth, and Google Earth was funded by the venture capital arm of the CIA.
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>>80766892
>implying Nintendo made the game
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>>80763136
I know that feel

>>80764402
lol
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>>80767424
>Implying Nintendo isn't in control of the Pokemon trademark.
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>>80767681

air bud endorsement when
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>>80763136
I aint afraid uh no ghost

PAW-KEE-MAWN
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>>80757271
Can I buy filters through the Pockey-man mobile Facebook App?
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>>80768113
90s kid detected. please pray with me to bring back the good we had back then, among all races and creeds.
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>>80768422
sftu speccy poof
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>>80767981
>implying /pol/acks are now little bitches that implicitly state things instead of being straightforward with their points
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Wtf? I hate Pokemon Go now.
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>mfw he's right
>mfw we spend hours in front of /pol/, pretending we're changing the world with memes, but in reality we're wasting our lives
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>>80757271
>these misleading video titles
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>Created by Nintendo, or by Microsoft, or by Google, or by Apple.

What company is missing from this sentence?
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I love his description of the moon.
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>>80765501
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>>80763254

and that """"""game"""""" was just to improve google location services and track people better

you fuckin' cuck.
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>>80766813
theres no proper combat or grind other than collecting right?
i think it will die too, people are just living out their childhoods, plus augmented reality games are babystepping but theres a lot of potential there

funtimes
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I mean I play Runescape half the day while looking at news, statistics, articles, analyses, and lectures.

Not I don't agree with Alex's message, I think he's kind of right, but you can use his logic to defame anything.

You could literally use any hobby and say it distracts you from reality. The only way to get on Alex's side is to constantly advance your career and listen what he has to say. Essentially the polar opposite of what he is advising against becomes slavery.

What exactly are you working for if it isn't for hobbies and pursuit pleasure and meaningfulness? The collectivist goal? Work for your family. Work for your country. Work for those in newer generations. It's this mentality that basically means you are a cog in the machine. Without the machine, you are nothing. Without the cog, the machine doesn't exist. It's the basis of socialism.

Alex sounds like my father. My father used to say to me, "Stop playing video games. You'll never do anything productive with them and all you're doing is making the company who makes them richer."

That may be true but if I'm not watching my back and taking care of myself, who will take care of me?
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his point is, being distracted to tune out the hard grind is fine, but dont use it to allienate yourself from world problems like polution, global warming, corruption, family issues
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>>80769059
>they spend hours forming relationships in cyberspace but are largely failures in the real world
he got us not even two minutes into the video.
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>>80769059
yea very true leaf
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>>80769692
Alex's rant is directed at those make that kind of shit their entire lives. Their whole existence revolves around trendy games, facebook likes, twitter garbage etc.

Don't think he's saying "no fun allowed".

Video related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngt1JK3DyOU
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I like how he complains that Pokemon Go is preventing people from enjoying the outdoors, from viewing beautiful sunsets and the Moon. He's literally missing the entire point of the game.
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>>80769059
>pretending we're changing the world with memes, but in reality we're wasting our lives
oh fuck, this hit too close to home as someone who is 28.
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>>80757271
this app is no fucking joke, I went outside today and do you know what I saw? About 20% of all people outside were doing this. In a european city.

Do you know how huge this is? Its fucking gigantic. Its literally changing society now as we speak.

Unimaginable things could happen. As these things happen, burglaries, new crimes, muggings and accidents could arise.

The kids that were at home suddenly are going outside.

Its fucking amazing. This little app just changed society as we know it and I am not overestimating it.

Well perhaps I am, perhaps this fad will die down...but perhaps nintendo will become even smarter and expand on this app...add gyms, all all the mechanics that the regular pokemon games have....the nightmare will never stop then.
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>>80757271
He has points about false realities with the video games and transactions. But I do believe in escapism.
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>>80757271

Best video recently, only the weird last minute is shit, fuck Pokémon go
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>>80770484
Nice try, it's not out legit in Europe.
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>>80769059
Well it's not like we were going to find a nice wife and settle down to start a family.

That's sorta why most of us are here in the first place, the world wants us to all just disappear.
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>>80770563
Books, Games and Movies are awesome for escapism but only if you dont allow them to control your life and literally live through them, putting more effort say into a game then into reality, then it becomes a problem.
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>>80771017
Yep.
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>>80770893
The world is challenging us to rise up and become better men and work hard, like our fathers and our father's fathers.

They want us to evolve more quickly.

They have the right idea.
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>>80770484

I thought it was only released in USA though...
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WHERE DEM POCKY MONS AT?
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>>80770799
idk about Europe but its out in the UK
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>>80770799
Doesnt matter, people still use it on mass. Its popular as balls here. In a mediocre city of 40k there were groups of them, some as big as 15 people standing in hotspots.

Its fucking hilarious. I went outside there near a pond, was looking at some geese and then this group of people was there. I laughed at them and then called them losers.
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>>80757271
"COM'ERE JONES KNOCK YOUR TEETH IN" _ Alex Jones
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>>80771223
No it wasnt, they just dl the us version I think. Its EXTREMELY popular here as well.
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>>80771425
>that .gif

People who do this should be castrated and flogged in public.
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All you do in that game is fling a ball, tap to attack, or swipe to dodge. The rest of it is a spreadsheet simulator.

How do people find that engaging? There's no way this lasts longer than 2 weeks.
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>>80771583
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>>80770248

Honestly I think it's fine that they do this to themselves. Who really cares? If they're not doing this with this activity, I can guarantee you that they'll do something else. You have to be a certain kind of human to get stuck in these pointless endeavors.

Those baseball fans reflect on how stupid this generation is but whatever. There are stupid vain people and you can't change that no matter the amount of changes you make into a person's life.
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>>80771182
No amount of hard work can beat this enemy, it's a cultural enemy, a sickness. The very consciousness of the world is to see white men slowly cease to exist and those very same white men will do nothing but help end themselves until the ramifications of their actions finally make it back to them.

But by then it'll be full collapse of civilization, everything our ancestors accomplished shit on and given away by a generation of bleeding heart retards who are going to get kicked so hard in the nuts by reality it'll almost make the fact that I'll be getting the same kick to the nuts worth it.
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>>80771887
Why are you posting a .gif of yourself?
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>>80771583
sneks gotta eat
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>>80771887
lol
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>>80771935
>Who really cares?

You should. Because they're not uncommon.
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>>80771848
Do you know what this huge success means though? The market is going to be soon flooded with virtual reality garbage.

7 billion is not a small number anon. Nintendo just hit the giant jackpot.

political events are probably going to be put aside to this in the coming time. Thanks generations above, same as me and below for being such fuckwads.
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>>80770484
>2016
>the year anime became real
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This is literally virtue signalling: just for "truthers" and the "redpilled"

>DEY TRYIN TO CONTROL US WITH DA EVIL TECHNOLOGY
>DA SOCIAL ENGINEERS ARE THE BOOGEYMAN
>BI MUY FILTERZ TO PROTECT URSERLF FROM DA GOVERNMENT.

If alex was serious on all of this shit: he would be using a dummy flip phone, limiting his broadcasts to AM radio, and not pushing his products. He is just like the rest of us gobbling morons: trying to make a quick buck off of the target audiences (/pol/, conspiracy theorists, and redpilled fools) Normies and leftists aren't any better.

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE SUBVERSION FOLKS. DEATH IS THE ONLY WAY OUT. NOW GO LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE HOWEVER YOU WANT. THERE IS NO MORAL RIGHT OR WRONG...

Seriously... really makes you think.
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>>80772047
Nah man, im not reviewbrah
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Cant wait til another 3 year old goes looking to catch a Feraligatr at disney world.
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>>80772072

Breaking news! People waste time on stupid endeavors! Back in my day, these people would be watching good ole' productive television. More news at 11.
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>>80772047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbj2fE2mMI
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>>80762351
you forgot that he contradicts himself halfway
>pokemon go distracts users from the real world
>pokemon go encourages users to explore places and move away from the desk
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>>80772286
Or sitting around the campfire spinning yarns like the degenerate fucks they are.

Get a job hippies!
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>>80772286
So go be a careless sap elsewhere.
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This is brilliant
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I'm a pokemon!
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>>80771236
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>>80758073
this, it wasn't funny at all but his message was true
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>>80759185
Nice ounce of self-awareness.
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>>80757271
>he wants me to go inna woods and get eat by a skinwalker
Nice try, Alex Jones.
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