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Pokemon Go is Linked to CIA
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The developer of Pokémon Go, Niantic, Inc., was founded by John Hanke.

John Hanke received his MBA from the Haas School of Business at the University of California, Berkeley in 1996. Prior to business school, he worked in foreign affairs for the US Government in Washington, DC, and Myanmar.

He previously received funding from the CIA’s venture capital firm In-Q-Tel to develop what eventually became Google Earth.
In-Q-Tel was once described as an “independent strategic investment firm that identifies innovative technology solutions to support the missions of the U.S. Intelligence Community.”

The CIA established In-Q-Tel in 1999 as its venture capital arm to “identify and invest in companies developing cutting-edge information technologies that serve United States national security interests,” according to the firm itself.


Can't wait until they start putting legendary pokemon at police stations, poling booths and fema camps. You have already given them all of your contacts, texts, browser history, videos off you phone etc. Some CIA agent is laughing at your hentai collection right now and putting rare pokemon on locations he wants you to map/take pictures of
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Let me guess, the guy is white.

Notice how every guy working in a security agency like the CIA or the NSA are whites?

Why do whites love infringing on the constitution and removing the freedoms of their countrymen so much? You guys keep complaining about Jews but it's beyond obvious white people are enforcing all this shit.

How do you guys, as white supremacists, justify any of this shit?
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Cool. Don't give a shit. Everything's probably cia linked at this point you stupid literal nigger. Kys
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>>80734393

he is a race traitor for $. pokemon go is just spying on whites and asians.

no hoodrat nigger is running around catching pokemon on his smart phone.
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>>80734349
>>80733867
How the fuck is this getting slid so hard?

Youd think people would actually care about this.
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>>80734349
Not like 95% of android apps "need" this kind of acces, right?
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Hark ser Pavel, and good day
My Christian name is CIA
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>>80734971
>1 million Pokemon conspiracy threads a day
>m-m-must be shill sliding :(

Literally kys kid.
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>>80734393
Why is it that only Mexicans are in the Mexican secret service¿ Why do Mexicans love infringing on the .....
> Well at least we have freedoms

Why are all the members of the Mexican secret service in LA Razza!!
How do you justify any of this shit
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>2016
>having a mobile phone
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>>80733867
Nobody cares. This is just paranoia. Its a game designed to make fucking money.

If you really want to avoid being tracked, you shouldn't own a phone or a computer at all. That will solve the problem. Why do they need to make Pokemon Go track you when your phone and computer can already track you without having to do anything?

There are so many god damn threads about this shit that I am starting to think its advertising, like they did with South Park a while back.
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>>80734971
Because it's not a fking breaking news that the govt uses cell phones to track people. They don't need pokemon homo to do that
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>>80734971

the unanimous media narrative of approval/promotion over anything else going on in the entire fucking world should prove that this app is fishy as fuck

no one cares though they just download the fucking spyware like a good goy and go to the locations the government tells them to take pictures at
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>implying there is anything of value on any of our phones

Lol, they can have 138 pictures of mostly my dog
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>>80735713
Now they have a pic of this guy and his gun. When they come to take the guns they will know where the guns are
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>>80735281

>designed to make money
>free
>makes billions

they sell your data

if you aren't paying for it then you are the product.
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>>80735317

but now they don't just track you they have you actively collecting data for them and control where you go to

watch fucking elections and they drop legendary pokemon on polling booths in contested democrat voting areas. yall fuckers will see the power of this app soon enough. its fucking revolutionary in how manipulative it is of the good goys.
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>>80734584
This

The niggers are probably in this thread as we meme...
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>>80734828
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>november 8th
>holy shit there is a mewtwo at the polling site!

show up at polling site

>free masterball if you vote hillary
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>>80733867
Relax, it's just Pokemon...

<code>
var x = 5;
var y = 6;
document.getElementById("demo").innerHTML = x + y;
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>>80740295
Panic.exe
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>>80733867
>hurr muh NSA spying
You mean like literally everything else, right? Who fucking cares.
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>>80734393

He's actually a Texan, which is unusual.

If any group is strangely overrepresented in the intelligence and federal agent communities, it's MORMONS, whose squeaky-clean lifestyles and strict morality tend to make them trustworthy and loyal.
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>>80734349
Didn't I already do this when I made a YouTube account?
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I thought everybody was already spying on us.

If they wanna know I walked down to the park and hung out with a bunch of other nerds for an hour that's fine.
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>>80733867
Was catching 'em all part of your plan?
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>>80741548

>my youtube account has access to my camera
>my youtube account tells me to go to places and take pictures
>my youtube account has my constant exact GPS location
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>>80734349
>not just making a new google account for Pokemon go
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>>80734393
Parasites latch onto their white hosts.

Money is a sick substance
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>>80739689
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES


HUUUUU
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>>80733867
I don't think you really understand how the game works. It's not like you can see a pokemon across town at the police station or wherever, you can only see pokemon that are somewhat nearby. If anything they put pokemon around locations
where the feds wouldn't want you to be going.

Also, you can easily revoke their access to your google account if you wanted to. You'd have to be a daft cunt if you didn't already know that the NSA can do anything pokemon go is doing and more
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oh wow they use gps to track people this is a revelation stop the fucking presses
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>>80735713
>implying they care about what's on your phone
They care about locations so they see where people congregate.
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>>80742446

>it wouldnt go viral if legendaries were released/where they were released at
>millions of people wouldnt travel to said locations

they literally control your movement now faggots.
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>>80742612
They aren't using it to test independent tracking; they're using it to test herding
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>>80734393
>It's a "white hating beaner" episode

Stop ruining every thread Paco. Don't you have some coke to sniff?
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I sure wish I had access to all that data.

Imagine all the useless statistics that endlessly prove nothing but sure do waste a lot of time.

and time is money!

Look at all the jobs I just created.
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>>80742754
While it's true that people are going to move towards rare pokemon, what are they going to do once the players arrive at the location?

If you put an ice cream truck in the middle of a city and have the music play really loud, of course people are going to come to get the ice cream.
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>>80743279
>Look at all the jobs I just created.
It won't be long before legendary spawns can be bought by businesses to increase traffic to their establishments.
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>>80733867
So why would I be video taping shit to catch a pokemon? They just pop on the screen and you tap them and start throwing pokeballs. Counting the front and rear phone cameras all they will see are my feet/the ground and my face/the sky
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>>80743453

november 8th

pokemon go is going to win the election for hillary as it herd millennials by the millions to polling sites
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doesn't just having a google account already make you vulnerable to all this shit?
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>>80735160
No there aren't you fucking kike shill
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>>80743699
You gotta register a month prior to vote senpai
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>>80743699
DUBS OF TRUTH
KEK HELP US

But srs, if you can't think of other ways herding retards on their cell phones, your ice cream truck example is perfect - they come for the music, then spend their money on ice cream.
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>>80743909
>implying Hillary cares
>implying voting booths aren't going to shill for Clinton and the Clinton Foundation
Not to mention a lot of millennials are registered to vote, most just don't.
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>>80743909

>they havent already been auto registered at their college campuses
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>>80735713
I have that and about 100+ nudes from /s/ and then a lot of /pol/ shit.

Fuck the CIA and the FBI
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>>80735869
They're gonna make tonnes from microtransactions not to mention they've successfully got their brand into the minds of endless millions of kids and teens around the world. This is a big financial success which shows in their share price increases.

I have to admit it would be incredibly convenient for law enforcement to be able to just grab any images taken from Pokemon GO from the site or nearby a crime scene they're investigating. But I doubt it's working like that. For one, it'd leak, given the large scale operations and huge number of employees involved in such work, and hurt Nintendo a great deal.

I'm not saying it's not plausible, but you're probably just being a bit paranoid.
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>>80743699
>implying any of those idiots will stop chasing their imaginary friends to go vote.

I just hope the idiots using his app walk into traffic and fucking die
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>>80743699
>the smartphone pokemon app is a scheme to get Hillary Clinton elected
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>>80734349
>started worrying about this when seeing a news article about it.
>Realized I signed up with my Protonmail account.

Encrypted and in Switzerland, suck a bag of dicks CIA. Not like it matters though, if they wanted to know about me or any other peasant it wouldn't be difficult at all for them.
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>>80742446
Users can add beacons to a location which alerts other users, that's how this works:

>Pokémon Go: armed robbers use mobile game to lure players into trap
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jul/10/pokemon-go-armed-robbers-dead-body

All they'd have to do is add fake beacons to locations they don't have data about, which makes sense as I've seen a lot of pictures from bedrooms and bathrooms.
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>>80744842

its pretty cool that the US is going to get foreign citizens to voluntarily spy on their own countries
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>>80744660
I don't think you truly understand just how sheepish millennials are. Businesses across the country have increased sales by placing PokeStops inside their establishments and many are having PokeGo Happy Hours.
>November 8 ONLY - FIND MEW AT THESE LOCATIONS
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>>80744981
>Businesses across the country have increased sales by placing PokeStops inside their establishments and many are having PokeGo Happy Hours
oh so you watched the filthy frank video and ran with it
good to know
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>>80745100
Don't know who that is. The bars here are doing it, there are people here offering a Pokemon Go taxi service where they'll drive you between gyms/beacons for a fee (and go 10 mph so you can register distances on your eggs and shit).

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/07/12/gotta-catch-em-all-pokemon-go-is-boosting-business-for-restaurants.html
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>>80733867
Bitch I don't care
This shit fun as hell
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>>80745427
Of course Sven likes open backdoor access.
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>>80744981

>when states like NC, VA, OH, FL, NV go blue because of pokestops with legendary pokemon at polling stations
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>>80745427
God damnit why are you people so pathetic?
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I'm hoping some autist tries to trespass on my property to look for Pokemon so I can set the dogs on them
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>>80733867
>permissions
>block all
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>>80745607
Bro this fad is gonna die out faster than pongs. You think these fat fucking losers are gonna keep doing this? They're probably already starting to get worn out. Trust me, they'll be back on the couch with a bag of Cheetos in two months tops.
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>>80733867
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I know John. He's a perky guy who likes making nerds walk around outside. He definitely isn't selling personal data to the CIA.

This post is 100% not satire.
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>>80745688
Hahahahhahahahahahha

You have to sick dogs on them because you cannot own a fire arm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>80733867
JEWS ARE BEHIND THIS
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>>80744574
>Its a game designed to make fucking money.

no such thing as too paranoid

but yeah I guess the idea is to have pokemon go running background style and listening for gunshots or happenings
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>>80745315
>>80745100
>>80744981
> creative advertising is now a government conspiricy

Jesus you people are retarded. There's literally nothing sopping you from dropping a shitload of lures at republican heavy voting areas during election time. If lures get dropped at a booth it's really just a good strategy to get voters, but it doesnt mean you can't do it either.
Of course we have to wait until election time to know if any of your conspiracy theories are true, so you will continue to act retarded.
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>>80733867
Fuck governments
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>>80733867
>Holocaust museum pleads: stop playing Pokémon Go here

Just a coincidence: >>80746169
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>>80745899
That is hilarious.

ALSO GOYIM MEWTWO WAS PUT ON THE HIGHWAY TO SEE IF YOU DUMBFUCKS WOULD DISRUPT SOCIETY JUST TO CATCH A RARE POKEMON AND YOU DID AND NOW THEY ARE ALL ON WATCH LIST AS A RESULT AS POSSIBLE HOSTILES THATS WHAT YOU WOULD DO FOR MEWTWO WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR YOUR FAMILY OR YOUR LIFE ON THE DAY OF THE ROPE


INVENTORY CHECKING GOYIM SLDFLGSGOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>80733867
Why in the world did you not already know that a program like Pokemon Go was made to spy on the people who use it and those around them?
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>>80745814
This. There isn't even enough Pokémon, and the mechanics of the game are so shit that 95% of people will drop this within a few months. If they really wanted this to attract voters they would have released it near the end of October
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>>80744574

but how do they make their money if it's free?
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>>80745524
Underrated
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USE PAY DAY KIKECHOO
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>>80746506
Gotta catch em all motherfucker
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>>80733867
> normies giving in to jewish distractions
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>>80745899

Dogs work just as well as guns
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>>80734349
This only happens on iPhone. Android doesn't have this problem.
But if you have Android Google is probably already reading your emails
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>>80746344
>head to lure spot to catch a snorelax
>"while I'm here I guess I'll wait in line and vote for trump"

Yeah, that's gonna happen.
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>filming your house and giving all info to google

Humans sure are stupid.
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>>80746681

>major update at the end of October
>new pokemon
>massive jew media push promoting the game again
>legendaries available november 8
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>>80733867
What the fuck is pokemon Go?
I only use my phone to browse the internet, make a phonecall to my mother or text one person

I have never heard of pokemon go until a few days ago

why do people like this shit?
it's just like INGRESS except with pokemon and i uninstalled as soon as I realized I needed to travel anywhere
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>>80750100

>wtf is pokemon go, ive never heard of it
>i had it on my phone already and i also had its predecessor
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>>80750226
I said I uninstalled INGRESS
I never have seen or used pokemon go
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>>80750100
>I only use my phone to browse the internet, make a phonecall to my mother or text one person

;_;
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>>80750519

so you already fell for the CIA spying test run but now you are "too cool to know about pokemon cause its mainstream and i am hipster"

you are a double nigger
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>>80750519
You can't spell ingress without nigress
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>>80735058
That's what I like about Android 5.1 (Maybe 5 too?) That you specify what permissions an app is allowed to use. Not "deny the app these permissions" when you see a list of what they want.
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>>80750751

JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP.
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Oh shit I didn't know that.
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>>80750777
>so you already fell for the CIA spying test run
I uninstalled it the same day I installed it and I have a completely different phone, phone service provider.
I don't get the appeal of either games and I don't know how it got so popular.

A bunch of adults walking around catching pokemon and staring down at their phones, really? Go ride your fucking bicycle.
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>>80752066

>dont know how it got so popular

yeah its almost kinda fishy that the entire media unanimously deemed it "the greatest thing ever that you must download" the instant it came out
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>>80745653
Typical Swedes. Can't get upset about anything that SHOULD be negative, because of some degenerate reason. Refugees for example.
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>>80752066
>I don't know how it got so popular.
Mostly meme kids who grew up with Pokemon, and think "omg muh nostalgia". They're already addicted to their phones and pop culture, of course they're going to play it.
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>>80739689
mfw
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>>80753130

90% of these faggots/women playing this shit never played it/couldnt name 5 pokemon before it came out

media tells the sheep what they are supposed to do and they flock though
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>>80733867
Nah, he basically invented mainstream MMO games and has been working in the industry forever. You're just making shit up.
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>>80756093
sauce pls
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>>80735869
This
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>>80756228
Pay your outstanding balance on the wall and I'll help you out.
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>>80735869
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>>80756582

>everyone will buy something
>even if they did its not even 1% of their revenue

dumbass
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>>80756582
99% won't buy jack shit.
There's a reason why games like Candy Crush and Angry Birds still have ads in them.
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>>80733867
Wtf?? I hate CIA now
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>>80733867
who gives a shit what the CIA does? they can be anywhere anytime and can kill you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with their bare hands.

what does it matter? you can never defeat the CIA. never.
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>>80735869
Its called microtransactions you vapid fuck. Its the same business model that EVERY mobile game uses. It obviously works just fine. The "free" is an illusion.
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>>80757204

>7.5B dollars in less than a week
>microtransactions

LOL
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>>80733867
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>not putting electrical tape on your front and back cameras
You're all fuckig idiots if this isn't the first thing you do with your phone
You don't even need to have your camera exposed for the pokemon to appear
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>>80757559
> american flag
> stopped reading afterwards
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>>80757204
I thought people buying shit in mobile games was a meme.
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lol retards here think that the government needs to deploy pokemon fucking go to read your emails texts and all this other bullshit

you people are FUCKING LOW INTELLIGENCE. they do that every day regardless of what meme games you've downloaded

holy fuck i've never seen a thread so full of retards on my fucking life and ive been on the chainz since 2005
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>>80756444
Pla gibs sauce
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>>80746681
Not enough pokemon?

Leave it to "a fucking leaf" to not understand these are only GEN 1 pokemon. the updates for gen 2,3,4,5,6 will be retarded.
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>>80761018
shill detected
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>>80742042
Why this koffing doesn't evolv into wizing after so many kills?
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>>80733867
I heard their using it to locate all the "big guys" in the country.
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>>80763619
For you, senpai?
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>>80741485
>MORMONS, whose squeaky-clean lifestyles and strict morality tend to make them trustworthy and loyal.
This. It's completely true: Mormonism is a insult to the concept of religion itself, but i've never met a Mormon that I didn't like. They're a good people, despite the bullshit in their religion.
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bumpity
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HA it's a good thing I didn't fall into to this like the mindless drones people are.
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>>80763550
Because they never actually happened.
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>>80751367
>2016
>not rooting your phone
seriously how dumb are you
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>>80747655
Stop, theif!
>Throws corgi
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>>80764840
He's probably the same Swede that Corrected the Record in this thread.
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At what point does having infinite amounts of data become useless? If everyone has a file, no one has a file, so to speak. Can you really blackmail someone when every single person has something that they can be blackmailed with?
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>>80765749
Yes, as long as you are the party with access to the juicy details on everyone.

Everyone else's dirty laundry doesn't mean fuck all because they'll be too busy trying to draw attention away from their own.
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I'm not buying it. Why would a JAPANESE VIDEO GAME company want to help the USA spy on its citizens? Hell, Pokemon Go is global, if Niantic was really sending data to the NSA, they'd have literally global access. I admit, I usually buy into shit like this, but this is too much like a fucking tin foil hat scheme.
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>>80766703
>Why would a JAPANESE VIDEO GAME company want to help the USA spy on its citizens?
It's a Google Play app.

https://accounts.google.com/Login?continue=https://myactivity.google.com/myactivity&hl=en
You gonna get reminded.
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>>80766703

niantic = google

nintendo had dick to do with this game other than getting paid so that google could use their pictures to spy on the world
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>>80745607
Holy shit, that is one popular fucking game. Being free almost makes this conspiracy angle make sense. Why go to all the trouble and not charge anything?
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>>80768635
Because in app purchases are a thing. It's like Angry Birds, or Temple Run. It's about the in app purchases, not the actual gameplay.
>>80768275
>It's a Google Play App
Developed mainly by Nintendo, a foreign game company, and riding on Niantic's Ingress shell.
>>80768551
That's pure speculation, and you fucking know it. Give me proof. Then maybe I won't consider you a massive autist.
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>>80769464
Google doesn't make money, nor do they become the most successful tech company worldwide, by giving you free shit anon.

We don't fucking fill out captcha's all day because training an image recognition bot to distinguish between things is totally neato.

There are shareholders to please, and access to this information is in demand by advertisers and intelligence agencies alike.

Don't be naive. Besides, if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear right?
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>>80769906
http://blackbag.gawker.com/pokemon-go-is-a-government-surveillance-psyop-conspirac-1783461240

article related
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>>80756093
Who is this spunk monk?
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>>80765357
Kek
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>>80768551
>>80769464

Niantic is owned by Alphabet which is the parent company that Google spawned. Like, Alphabet wouldn't even exist if it weren't for Google. Alphabet is essentially Google.
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>>80769958
>We don't fucking fill out captcha's all day because training an image recognition bot to distinguish between things is totally neato.
i thought it leads to the target... like when you get one with a face.i havent got one with any ones face but im sure its getting close
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>>80770622
Image recognition scripts can already distinguish faces from the background.

Are you retarded?
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>>80736111
>but now they don't just track you they have you actively collecting data for them and control where you go to

You think that they can't do that without the god damned app?
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>>80734971
read somewhere that they already provided a hotfix for that madness.
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>>80733867
>inb4 CIA bait PokeGofags with rare fagmons right into the back of party vans
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>>80770750
I have a DSLR camera that detects smiles, it keeps the face focused until it detects that the person is smiling, they already can read some basic facial expressions.
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>>80735713
Spoken like a true underaged kiddo.

I have tons of contact info that is highly sensitive.
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>>80757962
lol.

/pol/ would literally implode if Trump suddenly comes out as based Team Valor member.
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>>80733867
Oh fuck, the CIA has pictures of the front of my local post office now?!? What havoc and destruction will come from that?!?!
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How does Pokemon Go work?

This sounds like some fucked up shit.
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>>80771344
If the liberals have their way, nobody has to worry that the entry for your half-sister Alicia is actually Jaykwon. You'll be applauded for your bravery.
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>>80733867

If digits this is related to the CF
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>>80742042
I just realized... doesn't Koffing emit gas? Top fuckin kek.
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>>80771344
>Having high sensitive data on a smartphone
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Look, there is always going to be sociopathic assholes who want to use you. You can either live your life to the fullest or live in a shack in Montana sending bombs to technology people while your teeth fall out.
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>>80772484

the shack thing sounds fun
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>>80772642
The pain of tooth decay is intense, but I wouldn't put them back in my jaw again. No regrets.

True story.
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>>80772484
As for you, how is living in a shack in Montana sending bombs to people and drawing (((Libertarian)))-themed political cartoons for a living while you take advantage of /pol/ users not living life to the fullest?
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>>80740295
what's the significance of "11"?
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>>80733867

Rest assured, I know some of them. The IT folks at the CIA are not laughing at your hentai collection, they are simply growing their own.
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>>80734828
Actually wrong, I've seen so many nighters playing the game walking around the rich parts of my town. It's frightening.
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>posts on internet
>thinks he's evaded big brother
lmao
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>>80733867
How fucking dare they laugh at my porn collection? I organize it to absolute perfection and have gigabytes of every fetish imaginable. They should be impressed instead
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>>80742666
You're a retard, literally anybody can do that already by pulling cell phone usage data for locations. They don't need to pull off your jerk-off NWO fantasy to do it.
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>>80735190

>Mexican secret service in La Raza.

No proof.
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>>80734349
good thing I only save images from 4chan to my phone and made an empty google account for this
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>>80736111
>but now they don't just track you they have you actively collecting data for them and control where you go to
and you really think they haven't been doing that since smartphones were invented?
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This game has made me $15k since Friday. God bless you cia
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>>80775816
how?
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>>80746752
same way all free apps do: microtransactions
basically, you can play the game for free, but you'll find the experience very limiting. However, if you buy these few items for real money, you can have a lot more fun!
and people actually fall for this shit and don't feel ripped off
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>>80776114
>100+ threads begin about this gay bullshit game on Friday. Ohboydisgoinbegud.jpeg

Monday morning I buy stock in Nintendo. Already a 25% increase in value
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>>80753393
you don't understand, being geeky and quirky are whats popular these days. plus pretty much everyone has at the very least has heard of pokemon at some point in their life. maybe they didn't have a game boy, maybe they didn't watch the show, but everyone has a smartphone, the app is free, its a great way for anyone curious to experience it for the first time
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>>80776161
Google is a little more clever than simply baiting you with microtransactions.

That info they collect, it's useful. Not necessarily for the 2spooky4u scenario where we all get rounded up and put into concentration camps, but at the very least for determining market trends and investing in the right stock to stay ahead of the game.
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Why are freetards so scared of being monetised? And they always act like it's so fucking dishonest and unfair. We get to play a fun game they get some shti data they can use - literal win win.

>b-but muh snowden!!
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>>80777038
It's not that they're afraid, but it does paint an awfully bleak picture that they have to look in the mirror and see themselves for the useful idiots they are.
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>>80776650
The not spoopy way of saying it would be Google basically created a way to get paid by people to provide them with updated street views for Google maps
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>>80774359
this
if you're connected to the internet, or even have a smartphone, you better believe they know everything about you.
playing this game isn't going to help or hinder them in any way
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>>80733867
>playing the virtual Jew
>sponsored by Joogle
This is what you get when you carry a fucking tracker in your pocket. No tears shed for the stupid.
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>>80777181
This is what I'm talking about. The millennial notion that if a company makes money on you you're a loser. Newsflash, nu-hippies: This is what capitalism is and how value is created. If you don't like it move to China.
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>>80734349
>Pokemon GO gives a former-Google (probably still technically Google) company access to information on your Google account
I mean, I get the concern, but they already have access to that shit...
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>>80735160
>1 post by this ID
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Jokes on them I'm hiding behind 2 proxy servers and I always use privite browser
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>>80777326
If someone is making money on you, it forces you to reflect on the truth; that you're wasting your time with a stupid video game while Schlomo rakes in the shekels.

At the end of the day, however, all they have to do is vote for more welfare and we can all sit around collecting money on video games.
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>Pokemon GO
>Pokemon Global Operations
post yfw
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>>80734393
Were you not aware until just now that the smartest race of men is the white race?
think what your pathetic brown world would be
if we whites were not destroying ourselves for you.
none of you would even stand a chance, you are basicly back up cows for when we run out of burgers.
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>>80744577
Say no more senpai
>https://twitter.com/twi_festival_/status/752716835812892673
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superiority complex.
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>>80777698
The thing capitalists don't want you to realize about socialism is that socialism is still a system built on self-interest.

So they increasingly find themselves caught in the dilemma between feeling that they deserve a return on their investments and knowing that the monopoly on violence that they depend on to keep the goyim from stealing it can be turned on them at a moment's notice.
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>>80777759
fallen hacks :^)
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>>80779181
They'll continue to hold your decadent, ignorant lifestyle over your head, whilst simultaneously complaining about decadence and ignorance, because the last thing they want is for you to learn the rules of the game.

Me, I don't care. The picture is bleak no matter which color it's painted.
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