At this point Islam will actually be an improvement.
wow really makes you think
manlets, as usual, btfo
>>80722288
What do they offer?
>>80722288
>coloured eyes
so no niggers
Great.
>religious
>lots of kids
Sounds pretty redpilled desu
>all those requirements
>"mysterious"
uhuh.
>tfw you're everything on that list
Not tall though, but not short either, tall enough for bitches
>>80722288
>i want someone i can relate to a lot and mysterious and religious
what, girls have no idea what they want or need. Just throw em a bone now and then
>>80722410
>coloured eyes
BR BTFO
>>80722288
physically compatible is a nice way of saying no fat guys
>>80722288
What's wrong with this list? They are looking for high fit men, what's wrong with that?
I'm a bit sad about the presence of Islam and Hindu on their religion list, but with so few real Muslims around them I forgive their naivety. I do note the absence of a David's star.
>>80722288
>religious to some degree
>"I only believe in an omnipotent being to some degree"
wat
>>80722749
d-does hazel count?
>colored eyes
subtle way to not mention the skin color
>mysterious
M'lady doth not know that which lurks in the night.
>>80722288
Marvin BTFO
I used to be an atheist but now I'm an ProphetMohammedMissle
>>80722288
No shit nigger.
>>80722795
Hear that often?
>>80722288
> religious
> nice hair
> colored eyes
> smart / good life goals
> mysterious
Oy vey, she's clearly describing a white man!
>>80722288
Tall, handsome, older, intelligent, mysterious but also caring and skilled, but also funny and polite..
And friends with everyone and also the parents.
Women have lists that make a fat guy in his 40s wishing for a Playboy model that's also a rich heiress and a nuclear physicist seem reasonable.
>>80722840
Probably because the woman that comprised the list is a 250lb mud-eyed basketcase.
>>80722795
I thought it was her way of saying she needs a big dick to fill her cavernous vagina.
>Polite/Caring of others
Well into the trash I go
Are those white drops of liquid next to sex/kids really representing semen?
>>80722288
wow not asking much there
>>80722288
>malet
>polite
>apatheist
>haven't got my life together
>decent cook
>blue eyes
>ugly
>no ambition
Yeah I've got no chance
>>80722288
>Lots of kids = Lots of sex
What the fuck.
>>80722288
>mfw you meet all of this
God I love my genes
>>80722288
>Not Marvin
Yes, that's what I thought...
>>80723152
Looks like something from a conservative sorority, more likely she purges after almost every meal.
>>80722288
At this point an AIDS epidemic will actually be an improvement to the bubonic plague.
>>80722840
this dutchie got it right
women only wants non degenerates as their baby's father not a bunch of manlet. balding. fat. unemployed, dyel, low test, whackjobs.
second best to these are niggers because at least they're tall and fit. no wonder girls go for black dick
>>80722288
>mysterious
What the fuck does this even mean?
>"so, uh, what do you do for a living?"
>"its a mystery."
>>80722288
These are all perfectly fine requirements. You realise that it is not every women's duty to have sex with you, if you are finding it difficult to find a woman there is probably some major aspect of you that needs improving.
Most commonly it's confidence
>colored eyes
Shitskins btfo
>>80722288
So ANY religion will do?
>>80723579
>What the fuck does this even mean?
It means the strong silent type.
Just don't jabber on about your life and your thoughts and women will find you "mysterious".
>>80722288
Exactly. This is what conservatives don't understand.
>>80722288
>1 post by this id
I'll give you a shorter list so its easier to follow
>kill yourself
>>80723579
it means you must have a bad boy side, like secretly a gang member, knows someone in the mafia, previously participated in illegal racing, joined underground fight clubs, pro hacker, etc.
you know, guy with a badass past.
>>80722288
Is this supposed to make me angry? Our society would be doing better if more women had such high standards
What's an SO
>>80723691
I've been called mysterious, I am quiet but also a virgin shut in.
>>80722288
This was written by 3 underage white girls who probably haven't reached 10th grade yet, who cares?
>>80723986
>significant other
just a guess
>>80722288
Where is this paper from?
>>80722288
you sound like a Russian
>"we've be oppressed for so long lets invite more oppression"
So why don't you go, OP?
Are you too fat and short?
>>80722795
It depends. I'm fat and my girlfriend has daddy issues but I remind her of her father so it works out
>>80722288
>tfw you find the perfect guy who has colored eyes, can cook, your parents like, loves to have physically compatible, intimate sex, super faithful, truthworthy, funny
>but Stephanie kinda doesn't like him so he's not friend approved
>BACK TO TINDR
>>80723156
This is more what it means
Any physical trait a female doesn't like can fall under any excuse to stop them from looking like the superficial whores they are. Guys are superficial whores too though because one man could fill the shoes of 10,000 other men if they don't fuck the women. Men have to follow women in a rapeless society because they have to compete for women.
>>80722288
>tfw I meet all these requirements
>>80723590
Except if a man came up with a list of this size, you'd scream "virgin".
>>80722288
If the guy in question has all of those traits but is ugly, then that entire list is null and void.
Women are superficial as fuck and only want insanely attractive men to treat them poorly.
>>80723691
This only works if you're Chad otherwise it's all "Anon why are you so quiet?"
>colored eyes
Non whites BTFO
Where's 'courage'? Where's 'determination'?
Women having high standards is a good thing lads.
>>80724421
Lost until the rise against jewish tyranny
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oVIbuIGAu38
>>80722914
there's a difference between "I believe in God but only go to church for Christmas teehee" and taking every opportunity to do mission work.
Obviously the latter isn't going to work out in the long run because she won't accept being the second most important person in your life, but that doesn't mean she wouldn't try first.
>>80722511
their roastie and another man's spawn that shits stress and eats money
>>80723579
It means that women don't like it when you explain yourself constantly. Seriously, I made that mistake with my first couple of relationships - I thought 100% transparency was the best policy and any problems we had we could talk through - but women don't like that. It's kind of feminine and shows that you depend too much on their approval. Instead you should work things out and make decisions privately and then impose your will on them, with no need to justify yourself.
>>80724264
>This only works if you're Chad
I'm not. It still works.
> otherwise it's all "Anon why are you so quiet?"
See there's more than Chad and Autist Anon. You need to actually talk to people. I just said don't blubber on about yourself and your feelings and thoughts. You can talk extensively to people without referencing any of these.
You just need to be a bit distanced to the people you talk to.
>>80724240
A man has to be disfigured before judged ugly purely on facial structure, sometimes even that doesn't matter ... look at Adam Driver.
>>80723124
such weak bantz but ill forgive since its 10 am
>>80722288
>Not Marvin (or roommates)
Wat
>>80723368
that means she wants you to fuck her unprotected not the children achmed
>>80724929
I'm guessing Marvin is "Chad" in this scenario and has fucked a few of them without getting involved
>>80724929
Marvin meets all requirements but is poor.
welp, it looks like i'm none of those things in that exhaustive checklist
i have accepted my fate and will only be renting whores to satisfy my "needs"
>>80722288
>lots of kids = lots of sex
now THAT'S a funny ass meme
The only one I don't fit is religious, but this list was made by American women, normal women don't like religious weirdos.
>>80722653
>5'10
>>80724890
>A man has to be disfigured before judged ugly purely on facial structure
You sound retarded and naive.
Facial structure determines nearly everything in society.
Only the ugly among us would disagree.
>>80722288
MARVIN UTTERLY BTFO
Never meet a single guy who can meet all of these requirements.
Some of them ive never meet a guy who can meet even that one. Like "wants kids", have you ever met a single guy who was like "yea what I really want is to raise some kids"?
>>80724848
Sven gets it. Just ask them questions and let them talk about their lives. When they ask you questions back give vague or non-polarized answers.
>so anon do you have any hobbies or favorite sports?
>I like hanging out with friends and having a good time
>what's a good time in your opinion?
>Oh you know, watching movies, driving around in my car, going to the beach, you know
>WANTS KIDS
>LOTS OF KIDS
>LOTS OF SEX
what the fuck
>>80725702
Thats the opposite of mysterious. Just a boring guy who does nothing of interest.
>>80726021
You're thinking from a male perspective. Obviously if you heard this from a girl you'd say that was a boring slut. Girls don't think the way we do. What we find boring, they find interesting and worth exploration.
>>80723590
Cool, enjoy more Elliot Rodgers
Notice how they left out Judaism. kek
>>80726347
Nice
Would reproduce with
>>80726221
That's good though, means I can be vague about my hobbies and come off as "mysterious"
>shitposting
>drinking
>fapping
>guns
>>80726221
Sorry no.
Watching movies and driving a car is not "interesting and worth exploration". Its literally the things that every human in the western world dose.
>>80725294
5'11"
>>80722511
>Implying women have to offer anything to men
You misogynist.
>>80722840
Good luck finding a muslim or hindi with colored eyes
Not sure how this can bother anyone.
People with high standards always end up cripplingly alone in their 40s onward.
>>80722288
>female ((("""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""tastes""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" and ((("""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""opinions"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""))))))
Colored eyes is a secret term for no niggers. White men are still the top women pick and that will never changer, no matter how hard the jews try to destroy us.
>>80722288
girl like this is dumb enough to be tricked by good behavior long enough for you to fuck her and leave her with nothing
probably happened to her multiple times already
feelsgoodman
It's American, I'm surprised circumcised isn't on the list.
>>80726897
>implying women have anything to offer to men
fixed that for you
>>80727298
this is next-level autism right here
>>80725426
>>80722288
>Lots of sex is the biggest thing on the board, bigger than "Loves Us" or "Trustworthy/Faithful"
I better get used to typing الله اكبر, because I'm moving somewhere women aren't more beast than man.
>>80723814
> not knowing how the ID system works
Newfag memes are new as fuck
So...
How old were the females who created this list?
8? 12? 17?
I genuinely can't tell
(it's fairly redpilled btw)
>tfw i match all of those criteria except for age.
>I'm definitely too old
Although this is pretty much the same for women of all ages from 13-38. It might change after that, but I doubt it. I entered the dating market post-divorce a total noob, and over 2 years would up having roughly15-20 different lovers from ages 22-37.
>>80722288
pic unrelated right
>>80727096
you might want to lower that age bracket. significantly
>>80722288
>tall
As if girls have any concept of tall
1. Are you taller than the girl ?
Congratulations you met the requirements
>>80727472
psychically compatible
>>80728343
18-22
>>80722288
all me desu
captcha made me select pies and it included pizza. i'm triggered.
Remarkably there's nothing about job/income.
>>80722288
>tfw imagining them drawing that and giggling at their work
>>80723902
>guy with a badass past.
Sometimes when women ask what I do, I say that I'm a psychological warfare specialist, currently working for a global network of nationalist groups. My job includes production of materials relating to ideological conformity and dissemination of those materials globally.
Or - I shitpost memes on /pol/
Like the bitch actually cares what I do, I could be working in some evil atomsmasher that makes environmentally-unfriendly glue out of live puppies as long as I make bank from it. She leaves right quick when she finds out shitposting is a volunteer job that I do >for free.
>>80732150
has his shit together = rich
>>80722288
Dying Alone, Now In Poster Form
>>80722288
>religious to some degree
Does Kek count?
>>80730190
>1. Are you taller than the girl ?
>Congratulations you met the requirements
Nope. It's actually this:
1. Are you taller than the girl in her highest heels?
Congratulations you met the requirements
>>80722288
I tick every box except dancing. Also they forgot to say "isn't a drunk". Idiots.
>>80722571
>Mysterious
THE MYSTERY IS GONE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP. I AM TAKING THE KIDS AND GOING TO MY MOMS
>Women
>Any Year
There's nothing wrong with that list.
>>80733010
not with that silly non-repetitive digit at the end of your post
check these
>>80733998
kill me now
>>80733614
Believe it or not, but all carrot and no stick treatment gets boring for either side in relationships.
>>80722518
>Sounds pretty redpilled desu
The sexual redpill is based on understanding the biological realities of women that women don't understand themselves. Of course this is redpilled.
what? colored eyes? but that discards mostly all colored people, isn't that racist? call CNN!!
>>80722288
Whats SO
>>80722288
>tfw you fit all of those(except the ones about knowing her friends. I don't even know who she is)
>>80722288
>Funny & Goofy
>Mysterious
Fucking women lads
>>80722288
>what women *think* they want in an S.O.
Everything on that list.
>what women *actually* want
A feral, jobless nigger with no life prospects with infinite swagger and confidence to fuck them until they scream.
>>80722288
Religious to some degree?
One should be either fanatically devoted to what they believe or not believe it at all, especially about something with implications such as religion.
>>80722288
Who is Marvin?
>>80734369
Are you a muslim then?
>>80722288
>Christian aryan rich Chad
>>80722288
no its not, islam is just another form of authoritarianism, telling you how to think how to act how to dress etc
worst form of liberal paradise is better than islam, but most of you are social conservative religious christians so I get where you are coming from.
>>80734256
A cancerous substitute for "Boyfriend/Girlfriend" that's completely unnecessary
>>80722288
Women dont care about any of those things. Not really. They think they do, but they're lying to themselves. Literally the only things women really want:
>a dominant man who will treat them like shit, because that's what every woman thinks she deserves
>confidence, confidence, confidence
>a man who will take them on emotional rollercoaster so they can sate their appetites for drama
These are literally what women want, and will never be truly satisfied without.
A woman would rather have a homeless darkie who thinks he's a god than some "caring" wagecuck who goes to church. This is just taken for granted in the pick-up community.
>>80722288
>huh you know that's kind of an ideal man to want in all honesty
>mysterious
Ok, dumb sluts. Why would you want to be worried your man is fucking someone behind your back? Why do you want to be bale to second guess everything he's thinking? Like is arguing with someone what women get off to so much that they put themselves in situations? You can't have trustworthy and mysterious. You can't have go with the flow personality with mysterious.
>>80722288
88
hitler dubs reminds us of another option
>>80722288
These are good qualities though. What's the problem?
Guys I don't believe this implies that a guy needs to have ALL of those qualities. I think they're just listing stuff they want in a man. No problem at all with this list.
>>80730352
no way
>>80725241
Keep telling yourself that. Women hate fedoras more than any other group. Only gays prefer fedoras.
>>80735756
Remember that one """"""scandal"""" where a youtuber talked about things he finds attractive and a lot of girls got so ass blasted about it that the youtuber had to shut down his channel?
Women are literally the worst
>>80722288
>qualities we need
>not qualities we can offer
>>80734256
>>80734950
Just figured it out, it's Significant Other.
It's not cancerous that term has been around forever
>>80737498
So put "sane" in your list and don't pay attention to the bad ones.
>>80722288
They'll just become crazy cat ladies because they expect their partner to be some demi-god while they themselves bring absolutely nothing to the table.
Lol I basically fit the description there, these are pretty reasonable wants for an attractive woman who has her shit together.
>>80722288
>what chicks want
that list, with loads of genetic requirements
>what men want
dont be fucking fat
and all the while, they whine about the pressure to be skinny.
>>80722288
Sans Mysterious and Religious I'm all of those qualities.
Thats not very hard to do OP.
>>80737498
It's already enough when you say you don't want some fat bitch, an acquaintance got seriously ass blasted when I told her that is my most important rule, no fat chicks. I then was unapologetic about it too, which made here even angrier, she must know someone really fat or probably was fat herself once.
>King of Manlets
>Hazel eyes
>Handsome
>Intelligent
>Good life goals
>life not fully together
>can cook only few meals
>Have small clique of friends
>Catholic
>hair is nice when cut short
>a funny guy
>UUUU
>don't know how to dance
>>80722953
Rancid shit green is barely applicable.
>>80722288
>tfw i have all those all those qualities
>>80722288
>these women have standards REEEEEEEE
Looks like OP is an unattractive kissless virgin who believes that the only way he can get sex is to import Muslim barbarians who will enslave women. The problem is that the Muslims will enslave all non-Muslims and OP still won't get any pussy.
>>80722288
If you do not make enough money, then I will find someone that does while you're stationed in Iraq.
-t. my mom
>>80722288
Stupid
t.marvin
>>80733980
That's fat anon
