>A wedge-tailed eagle tried to fly away with a terrified boy at a popular wildlife show in central Australia.
>The boy - believed to be between six and eight years old - escaped with a "superficial" gash to his face.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36771205
>be australian
>get preyed upon by eagles
Talk what you want about Brazil this kind of shit doesn't happen here.
>>80714385
Amerifats must have gotten really triggered by Aussie shitposting that they sent their eagles to deal with the bantz lad
>>80714385
>>80714774
BAN ASSAULT EAGLES
>>80714774
The wedge-tail eagle is over 20 times larger than that poor little bald pigeon the Americans call an eagle. It has been known to attack small imported cars.
>>80714774
>be eaglehawk
>tfw one third surrender flags think you are a pansy like an eagle pattern baldness amerifat bird
>>80714385
shit that was a misfire. we're going to need you aussies to fight for us in the south china sea war. my bad
>>80714385
I saw a big one dragging a dead 'roo off the road
wedge tailed eagles are bad arse, but if one attacked me i would pluck that bitch out of the sky with my bare hands and eat that cunt for dinner
>>80714385
Good. I hope he dragged him to his nest
People are a dime a dozen
>>80715043
Oh man we are gonna need some reparations for this.
>>80714385
typical bird behavior tho, if they want a group to fuck off they target the smaller one until they do eventually fuck off
birds are cynical man
also our eagles are fucking retardedly aggressive for no reason
>>80714385
Oh fuggg, let's hope they don't team up with the emu's.
>>80715313
https://youtu.be/DRRIjOkzHPM
>>80715125
yeh hope you like getting scratched up a bit because those things aren't like magpies where you can just swat them
>>80715455
>our eagles
>not "our everything"
Even your fucking plants are retardedly aggressive sometimes.
>>80714385
As a kid I used to have serious nightmares about these eagles swooping down and biting off my dick.
I know it's weird, but I'm blind in one eye from a magpie, so it's justified
>>80715668
>I know it's weird, but I'm blind in one eye from a magpie
condolences man, that happens
from the article:
Distracted by the noise, the eagle grabbed the boy's green hoodie and attempted to him lift away before park staff moved in.
the "noise" was the boy playing with the zipper on his hoodie.
how can a noise "distract" a bird and cause the bird to want to carry him away.
the fucking BBC folks. apparently nobody in the world actually gets an education any more.
>>80714385
>The boy - believed to be between six and eight years old
So he's 7?
>>80715791
i'd say it was just typical aggressive territorial behavior on the eagle's behalf
they're not retards they know they can't carry off an 8 year old
>>80715742
I was 3 years old so I don't really remember dual vision anyway
>>80716015
wow ur parents fukt u lad
