http://www.defensenews.com/story/defense/naval/navy/2016/07/11/russia-india-nuclear-aircraft-carrier-storm/86937106/
> NEW DELHI — Russia has offered its nuclear aircraft carrier, dubbed "Storm," to India for purchase, a senior Indian Navy official said. The offer comes as India and the US discuss the transfer of technology for India's future nuclear aircraft carrier, the INS Vishal.
>India plans to build its second homegrown aircraft carrier, INS Vishal, which will be nuclear-powered, 300 meters long, 70 meters wide and displace 65,000 tons.
God, can you imagine what happens when the Indians mistake the flight deck for one of their designated shitting streets? Who thought this was a good idea.
Well i'm pretty sure you guys know how to deal with aircraft carriers
>>80714158
NUKE IN LOO
DESIGNATED
>>80714158
>God, can you imagine what happens when the Indians mistake the flight deck for one of their designated shitting streets?
Or when they start shitting in the ramp
>shitslide everywhere
>people dying buried in shit
>shit skiing
OH NO
>>80714394
tfw we will one day have actual video footage of a plane landing on a carrier then sliding off of it comically like a banana peel because of piles of shit then crashing into the ocean
>>80714374
SHITTING DECK
>>80714158
>Poop Deck
You'd think India would be looking to get on some of their more pressing issues before investing in naval expansion.
>>80714158
>they get it and they just use it to shit off the side and into the ocean
>>80714158
>India Nuclear Aircraft Carrier
v.s.
>China Aircraft Carrier
>>80714158
welp
at least it will be unsinkable
>>80714158
So i guess the flight deck will be the poop deck
POOOOOOOOO
>>80714510
2020
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Designated shitting deck
>>80714560
>>China Aircraft Carrier
You mean that Ukrainian rust bucket that's always breaking down and sitting in dry-dock?
>>80714670
CARLOS!
>>80714795
the poop deck?
>>80714158
They should sell it to us, we dont have an Aircraft Carrier right now.
Plus we will poo in loo.
well at least they wont need to install toilets for the soldiers
>>80714158
POOP DECK
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>>80714530
Aircraft carriers: pic related
>>80714302
Underrated Post
>>80714943
There it is. Fucking nailed it.
Designated pooing aircraft carrier
>>80714509
>>>80714158 (OP)
>>Poop Deck
God damn you I came here just to post that
>>80714466
Maybe american special forces sell them some operator pantaloons
>>80714158
Congratulations on India for their first floating toilet.
Now crash landings can go with a splash or a splat.
>>80714158
>>God, can you imagine what happens when the Indians mistake the flight deck for one of their designated shitting streets?
Everyone to the poop deck! Poo in the blue!
Sooo, Aircraft carrier becomes more and more useless, so Russian are foisting their off on the Poos ?
>>80714798
Could be worse, like the HUEHUE carrier.
>>80714639
underrated
>>80714158
>can you imagine what happens when the Indians mistake the flight deck for one of their designated shitting streets?
>wasting the chance to say poop deck
way to fail, slanted eyed kike
>>80714158
its best idea ok lets get that straight. india and pakistan fighting it out is best for every one. india will win. thats just a pre congratulatory present
>>80715924
>way to fail, slanted eyed kike
You would know all about naval failure, Jamal.
ITT: jealousy
>>80716383
Post a picture of your toilet.
>>80716383
India it takes a certain amount of skill to turn all the negative criticisms of your country and somehow make it feed into your superiority complex. I swear this is ingrained into the Indian psyche.
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>>80716557
To be fair, I am jealous of their psychic powers.
>>80716532
How can i post something i dont have
>>80716716
I just wish I was an Indian God.
>>80716771
the world is your toilet
>>80716771
Cat can poo in the loo.
Say, Apu, why can't you?
>>80714158
>Russia has offered its nuclear aircraft carrier
What? Russia doesn't have one of those.
>>80716928
Poetic.
>>80716928
And it's your job to clean it afterwards.
>>80716892
Dagoth Ur awakens. The sixth house rises.
>>80714158
Can we have one too, Russia?
>>80717119
They don't trust you because they are afraid you will use their technology to kill birds
>>80717116
>>80717271
Talking about birds...
>>80717384
>when indians form an integral part of the bird diet
>>80717466
>when indians form an integral part of the indian diet
>>80717580
Indian Mad Max?
>>80714394
> ramp
I didn't know Russia built cuck carriers too.
>>80717466
Australia and India have a lot in common.
Bullshit, russia can't into ships.
>>80714158
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INS_Vikramaditya#Accidents
>On 10 June 2016, while undergoing a scheduled major refit of INS Vikramaditya,[106] two people were killed by a toxic gas leak that occurred during maintenance work in the Sewage Treatment Plant compartment of INS Vikramaditya at Karwar. Two other people were injured and taken to the naval hospital.[107][108]
India cannot into sewage treatment.
>>80717619
Indian Navy in action.
>>80717632
I wonder why
>>80717768
Why is India so overpopulated?
>>80716532
>>80716557
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>>80717770
wow so much obsession, why don't you guys move here
No need to obsess about it
Why does Russia sell carriers instead of building some for its own navy? they could sure use a couple.
>>80716961
Cat is a less intelligent being
>>80714158
We have a nuclear aircraft carrier? What?
>>80718128
My dad almost died travelling through your filthy country, first he got robbed then you infected him with your shit.
>They named their flagship after a fucking slimey bollywood actor
My absolute fucking sides, why are Indians the most retarded race on Earth?
>Vishal (born as Vishal Krishna Reddy on 29 August 1977[1]) is an Indian film actor and producer who works in the Tamil film industry. Most of his films are dubbed into his native language Telugu. The younger son of film producer G. K. Reddy, Vishal studied Visual Communications at Loyola College, Chennai. He produces films under his production company, Vishal Film Factory.
>>80718128
>why don't you guys move here
I'm scared of contracting cholera.
>>80714158
Too bad the carrier is build under regulations of a void treaty, infringed by USoNA at least since they build Fukushima to process weapon isotopes there.
We need to sell Indians fully capable missile-carrying aircarrier and some nukes to equip it.
>>80718248
At least they can shit in a toilet. Unlike you.
>>80718320
We have all the best weapons in the world, but we are banned to use it without any profit to it. This situation must come to an end one way or the other.
>>80718320
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_23000E
Your government wants it. There's no fucking ramp too...
>>80718375
>got robbed
Did you tell him that he is a bitch
>>80718104
Indus and Ganges rivers + yearly monsoons = very fertile --> can support lots of people.
Unfortunately, it is very difficult to navigate / irrigate the basins so it stays many poor independent farmers.
Unless the government walks into the several trillion necessary to develop the land India will stay as it is.
>>80714158
What are they going to use it for? Against who?
>>80718709
>implying any of you betas would try to fight him
you obviously robbed him while he was resting on your filthy trains
>>80718668
>Shtorm
literally shitstorm
>>80716678
>poo in loo day
is this shit real?
>>80718500
Vishal means huge or great you dip
It is very common name
>>80718709
>Did you tell him that he is a bitch
Given that 10,000 white people conquered your entire subcontinent and ruled it for 200 years, I think you are the bitch.
>>80718768
You will buy storm and you will like it.
>>80718793
Cool story bra.
What actually happened - Fat kiwi tourist gets robbed by agile fit Indian masterrace
kiwis are like sitting ducks
>>80719036
This kid has taken a vishal shit.
>>80718768
Why so concerned, Pakistan?
>>80718997
India is so fucked up i can no longer distinguish between the fake ones and the real ones
"Ok so vere going to do the budjet boys, people are complainings about the problem with poo in the streets due to no toilets and sanitisations, no running vater and not enough schooling and hospitals in our great country so maybe ve should spend some of our money on that ya?"
> "NO PAJEET VE MUST BUY A BIGGER SHIP NOW VE WILL BE SUPERPOWER VERY SOON AND VE MUST LOOK VERY STRONG AND POWERFUL INDIA IS ON MARS AND HAS LARGEST POPULATION VE MUST LOOK BIG AND STONG VE DO NOT NEED TOILETS OR VATER OR SUCH SILLY LUXURIES"
Daily reminder they still recieve billions in aid from actually developed counties
>>80714510
Today the two peaceful ways for India to ship their goods by sea is trough an intermediary, that keeps prices low. Or around africa/australia and it`s a long way. They are surrounded by very problematic regions. There are somali pirates and ISIS in the west, oceania pirates (who are much better equipped, than somali) in the east.
They also could use the power to BTFO USoNA the fuck out of middle east and somali and stabilize the region, thus gaining new markets and securing the safety of their nation.
>>80719167
Jesus Christ India, you're delusional.
>>80714158
DESIGNATED SHITTING CARRIER
>>80719213
>Daily reminder they still recieve billions in aid from actually developed counties
Which means we successfully jewed them
>>80718128
It's not funny when 1000 poo in loos die every DAY!
Do you know how many phone calls they could make?
>>80719134
It's not bait. A carrier is useless against us or China.
>>80719191
I just don't our friends to spend on useless stuff. :^)
>>80719295
> look at how poor uneducated and smelly I am
* gives money *
> haha I was just pretending
Yet still smells like shit. Try harder next time Vinood.
>>80719196
>government-run hospital
Why am I not surprised?
>>80719036
>LOOK AT OUR FLAGSHIP PANJEET
>ISN'T IT GLORIOUS
>WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT
>SS BIG
>YES, AMAZING PANJEET
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>>80719278
How`s your designated shitting submarine doing, mate?
>>80714158
what is that, an aircraft carrier for ants?
>>80719533
lolbertarian pls go
>>80719602
>missionary school
well, well, old cunt was teaching something alright
>>80719533
Trust an americunt to try to derail the entire thread.
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>>80719624
I fucking hate India so much, genocide when
>>80719742
We can only hope for an Indian tour of Ebola Chan
>>80714158
>coming in on bingo fuel
>"Pooman, Pooman, call the ball"
>"Yes, may I know if the ball is on?"
>Drop tail for hook catch
>Snag second line
>Suddenly skid into poo piles
>Arresting line snaps
>300 dead in deck explosion
>>80714158
I like the oars on the front
>>80716961
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>>80714394
>>people dying buried in shit
Pretty sure this has happened on an Indian vessel, since they can't maintain their systems.
Just imagine being deep within the bowels of a warship, only instead of smelling like a mix of POLs and cleaners, it just smells like shit everywhere. The lights don't work in 2/3 of the sections, and where they do work, power is Pajeet-rigged through a frayed speaker cable. Toilets are out of use because the sewage is flowing backwards out of them. You step over a corpse floating in the sewage-water.
>>80720086
You know things are bad in your country when the fucking Brazilians start mocking you.
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>>80720181
At least we use toilets
Plus we don't drink cow urine
>>80720130
>Just imagine being deep within the bowels of a warship, only instead of smelling like a mix of POLs and cleaners, it just smells like shit everywhere.
The Indians like it that way. It reminds them of home.
>>80714426
Designated.
Shitting.
Airspace.
>>80720286
Plus you don't eat cow shit.
By any objective standard, Brazil is superior to India.
>>80720287
Imagine a Indian submarine
Buyoance is regulated by shitting in the ballast
>>80719616
Forgot pic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGhhwgQtuUg
>>80720181
>"Suicide"
Implying it wasnt the anti-loo agents on the behest of the indian rapist pootriarchy who put stop to dissedents.
>>80720438
>Anti-Loo Agents
>The Indian Pootriarchy
>>80717116
If Indians move to Canada, do they say apoot instead of aboot?
Is this ship just a way for Indians to compensate for their small penises?
>>80720428
>vacuum system
>flushing "inappropriate material"
>feminine hygiene products
Heh, bet engineers who designed the ship never thought to ask a janitor what female toilets are like.
>>80717119
It would be extremely painful.
