>One chance at being alive
>You weren't born Swiss
Why live?
>>80704709
Sucks to be you
>>80704709
Sucks to be you.
>>80704709
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life
>>80704709
>born norwegian
Feels good
>>80704709
I would kill myself right now if I wasn't born Swiss
>>80704709
You could always move there.
>>80704709
Sucks to be you.
>>80705348
Not everyone is a fucking gyp, moving suspiciously from place to place. Actually, Swiss bros, how easy is it to immigrate. Surely you generous Northern Europeans will take in more immigrants
>>80704709
>Why live?
To protect and serve the mountain jew.
>>80704709
>tfw my swiss ancestors fled over a hundred years ago after a massive fire fucked up their town
>tfw only 1/8th swiss
>>80704709
A FUCKING MEDPACK
Im jelly of switzerland desu
How do i move? will you mountain kikes make me learn another language? i only need english baby.
>>80705574
kek
>>80705495
Considering Switzerland has a higher percentage of mudshits than Germany tells me it's quite easy.
>>80705613
This, I want Euro gibbs
>>80704709
I was born in Japan, which is objectively better than mountain Jew land
>>80705772
>Everyone there is asian
Barf.
>tfw born in U.S
I'd even take estonia over this place
>>80705772
Nippon stronk
>>80704709
Stop idolizing this place. 25% of our population isnt even Swiss.
We have half a million mudslimes and niggers.
Our entire national football team is full of them.
We are just as cucked as Germany.
>>80705874
>His country has dindus and spics
kek not even once
>>80705495
>swiss
>northen europeans
US Education at work
>>80704709
CIA
I
A
https://truthernews.wordpress.com/2015/03/31/10-reasons-why-switzerland-is-home-to-the-cia-central-intelligence-agency/
tfw, italian born in schwiitzerland and pounding them swiss pussies while medibros are jerking
>>80706160
Why not just protect your borders like you used to and not let a single muzzie in? It worked so well during WW2 right?
>>80706544
>t. kissless virigin road constructor
>>80706638
But that would be "racist"
>>80705495
Now, unfortunately, britbongs like me can't just move there as if we were moving to another place in England; we have to get a visa like the rest of you.
>>80705115
Does it count if I'm Irish?
>>80706703
Sorry Ueli, neither virgin nor road cunstructor
> BWL-Student, future Boss of you and Bull of your waifu
>>80706899
Wait, you said "England", what about Scotland?
I respect them. Only non cuck country in the world.
>>80706930
>t. italian manlet who wants to open a pizza business
>>80707151
>>80706930
Aren't the Swiss just Germans?
>>80706249
Africans Grace me and me wife with their bbc and spics have wonderful food.
Japen has neither of those wonderful things
>>80707202
albanians and turks in the north, niggers in the west, brown italian folk in the south
prove me wrong
>Born in most powerful country in the world
>Leader in technology
>Can own and operate firearms. Not just have a useless hunk of metal with no ammunition
>Live in a state with few niggers and spics
Feels good
>>80707151
Sorry Ueli, again wrong
> 1.85m and fit
>>80707202
Not really, nr. 1 are italians, but they are quiet well integradet in the community, then come germans, portuguise, balkan etc,
The Swiss are also part of the Germanic master race
>they are truly blessed
>>80705115
This. We are inarguably the most successful race, with the most technological and scientific advancements of any nation. We are literally God's chosen people.
>>80705219
>>80704709
why did you have to remind me?
>>80706922
>Does it count if I'm Irish?
Nope, your ancestors made that decision
German parts of Switzerland are the best parts. Italian side is dirty and mudslime. Not sure about the French side.
>source
>I'm an Amerikaner visiting Europe and was in Switzerland yesterday. Zurich is nice.
>>80707559
Lüeg ned, alli Italiener woni bes jetzt troffe ha sind Zwerge.
Wo studiersch?
I'm proud of my English ancestors. Even if they were Catholic
>>80705115
lol no. Your country might have created some knowledge and inventions but when you became too senile, your son america took your place and changed the world far more than you ever did.
>>80705574
Aint medpack colors inverted Tyronne ?
>>80707648
>the Eternal Anglo strikes again
>>80707937
>some knowledge and inventions
>some
C'mon show dad the respect he deserves
>>80708013
>t. Smelly Walloon
>>80704709
they are completely surrounded by cuckolded countries that have taken millions of refugees
meanwhile king nigger got cucked by 31 states and he can't even bring in 10k syrians
ur better off my friend
ur better off
>>80707937
>some knowledge and inventions
>not a the single greatest contributor to all scientific discoveries and technologies, whilst also being the birthplace of the industrial revolution.
>50 years of shared power with the USSR and then being threatened 20 years after by China is a better achievement than the 110 year long pax britannica.
>>80708013
We do work in mysterious ways.
>>80708013
Can't stop us, non country!
Your disgusting Belgian Empire frails and cowers to the liberty and Glory of the mighty British Empire. We will crush the fourth reich, as we crushed the Third and Second!
>>80707937
We've spoken about this Dave...
>be Portuguese
>have Swiss girlfriend
>getting Swiss passport soon
>nice job and education
>nice apartment
>nice car
>nice life
Feels good man.
>>80705928
Settle down, you have computer and internet here.
Yeah its shit being around cucks and libshits but its not the worst place in the world.
>>80708193
We were better than you starting at the beginning of the 20th century, if not earlier.
>>80708193
>competing with a rival superpower is worth the same as spending a century cowering from France on Cuck Island and bullying some dumb niggers and poo n loos
>>80708373
You don't know much about your own history do you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Depression_in_the_United_States
>We were better than you starting at the beginning of the 20th century, if not earlier.
Top lel, nah you weren't.
>>80706160
eh, unlike the rest of europe, you have guns. you live in the mountains where people can disappear, and you have tight nit communities
>>80708389
Cowering from the French? Last I heard we pacified them and exiled Napoleon to one of our nigger filled cuck islands, St Helena I believe?
>American education
Oh wait, pic related sums up your educational standards.
>>80708543
>the UK didn't have a great depression
kek. All the coolest inventions and scientific discoveries were coming out of America circa 1900-1930.
>>80708330
Amazing
>>80704827
You lucky cunt
>>80708193
>>80708373
>>80708389
>American Education
We invented fucking everything. Even the fucking Internet. You guys are an immigrant nation with a famously obnoxious and poorly trained military. Every enemy you've fought said you're cocky retards who fight only in sheer numbers and artillery.
You are despised the world over. Britannia was respected the world over.
>>80708193
Nope John, you're just white jews.
You take the credits for researches made for decades by scientists all around Europe (except for Newton and Bayes, great dudes).
>>80708657
HAHAHAHA
LIKE -FUCKING- WHAT?
NAME 3
Question to any Swiss here, what is the genneral opinion on refugees in your country?
>>80704709
why mexico?Mexico military is a over glorified federal police.They use propeller planes. How is Mexico even in a lead with NK
>>80708765
>Says the country famous for its espionage
http://www.france24.com/en/20110104-france-industrial-espionage-economy-germany-russia-china-business
Nice try, you cucks even got told by your BFF the United States that you have nothing of worth to bring to the table. Now pipe down, go shove a baguette in it and shut the fuck up.
>>80708772
Assembly line, air conditioning, airplane, and that's just three A's from the first few years of the 1900s.
i would rather kym and get raped by ahmed before i speak one sentence in schwitzerdütsch
>>80704709
Sucks to be you
>>80705115
no he's not, americans are not english
>>80707937
all you did is step into the void left from yet another european war, you were simply in the right place at the right time
>>80704709
kys
brb just voting on one of ca. 12 refernda I get to decide on YEARLY
>>80707903
he says he's born in switzerland but I bet he's just another from ticino
and like everyone there, no matter how hard they try to be swiss they are just italianiggers
>>80708879
Well, I'm just stating facts.
>>80708936
So shall it be
>>80704709
i'd like a mountain jew to explain something to me. i heard that if you're not swiss, even if you move there you will never be able to be a swiss citizen, you will always be a second class citizen or something. is this true?
>>80707903
>HSG aka I want to fuck Geroge Soros
I really hope all the swiss ITT and on this board are only pretending to be something else than swiss
fuck this is disgusting, it should be a law that we can't have more than 10% non-swiss in this country
>>80708772
Liquid fuel rockets, digital computer, the microwave oven
>>80708916
>assembly line
wow massive jump
>air conditioning
i guess you need it in sandnigger land
>airplanes
you made the first few basic designs. the british ruled the skies until the 50's. We kicked ass in those bitches.
Meanwhile, we were working on Penicillin and tanks and DNA! At a fraction of your population!
>>80709252
>the microwave oven
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>80709210
Andy Glarner detected
>>80709317
Do you consider microwave technology laughable? Are you some retarded caveman? You realize microwaves are used outside the kitchen, too
>>80709144
Isn't that the same in every european country except for maybe Sweden?
>>80705495
Well we're suffering from the same cuck syndrome as the rest of europe: we let degenerate niggers in no questions asked but we annoy the shit out of white, qualified people.
I think that the best way to immigrate here is to get a job, it'll make all the administrative procedures way easier.
>>80709317
your pic is wrong.Vanadium was discovered by mexico
>>80709210
You guys are weak.
The Swiss of old are gone. I regularly read old Swiss propaganda from the Cold War and it was amazing how much the Swiss people changed.
Your young people hate their own country and society, the average Swiss person has a huge inferiority complex and thinks the entire world is out there to get them. The Swiss politicians have no balls, only a couple of SVP politicians can actually be said to be true patriots. Your military culture is getting fucked by the socialists, your army is getting smaller each year and the recruits hate going to the army.
The gun culture is dying and full of old people.
Your country is changing extremely rapidly and it's because of your own population.
Shame.
>>80709144
no you can become swiss.
but depending on your origin it is true yes.
for example, albanians or eritreans have less rights than normal swiss
also it is kinda hard compared to other countries to become swiss, first generation immigrants very often fail
but imo it's still too easy, all you have to do is speak the language of where you live (so french or german or italian) be accepted by the people around you and know the history of the country
also you need to have lived here without leaving the country for at least 5 years (vacations are fine I think, but only a week or so)
still too easy to get and people who fail deserve to. you can't really make it harder though
>>80709333
nice trips.
but seriously we're too many in this country, the first to make an effort on that should be non swiss, be they willing or not.
if they aren't willing it just proves that they are here to profit off of switzerland.
>>80709317
In what way did you "rule the skies"? Besides you just trying to ignore the fact we invented powered flight, we pioneered it's commercial application too. Boeing made the first true pressurized airliner, for example, and our heavy aircraft outstripped yours constantly. Even in single engine aircraft we we're at worst even with you
>>80704709
>One chance at being alive
>You weren't born Swiss
>Born American instead
Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>80709546
>they are here to profit off of switzerland
nobody is remotely denying this
the point is - why would it not be legitimate to come to Switzerland if you find a nice job and earn money
also
>sits in Aargau
>complains about Zersiedelung
stop.
>>80709546
i see, thanks
>>80709420
maybe, getting citizenship here isn't particularly difficult, most first generation immigrants segregate themselves which doesn't really help matters as that means they often never really learn the language either.
>>80709404
Yeah, when you and Cousin/Uncle/Brother Pete have a cookout and have to leave your gator meat to give your Dad a quickie
>>80709439
WE
>>80709597
Hmmm? How about kicking the ass of the Luftwaffe?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01m81f5
Watch this documentary.
>>80709542
agreed.
though our military might get bolstered soon, there's talks of changing the constitution and making it mandatory to women as well, they'll fill roles we're lacking, like medics and nurses.
as for gun culture... I can't really say otherwise, but at least I'm getting my wife to a firing range so she can shoot next step will be to get her own guns
but yeah, that country is going to the left steadily. And as always it's the French who are responsible, these fucking cucks come to our country because they think it's wonderful and as soon as they can vote they just have to be fucking left leaning parasites
Never trust the french.
>>80709777
>why would it not be legitimate to come to Switzerland if you find a nice job and earn money
no reasons.
my only issue is that when they get the nationality and the right to vote, they do so as if they were still in their country, or try to make it more like their home.
you can see that at every votations with the french fucks voting far left like retards
but thank god they are still a minority
that's my only issue with non swiss, them trying to make switzerland like their home because of nostalgia, and then telling us that the way swiss live is outmoded and needs to change.
just look at what the eu says every votations, that we're "voting wrong" and we'll "regret this"
it's disgusting desu famala
>>80709877
Ah, so you're just shitposting then. My bad, I didn't realize
>>80710027
I'm sorry I don't take your Knick Knacks seriously, Cletus.
>>80709850
It's less about legal things and segregation.
No one will ever threat you like a countryman no matter what you do or how long you're there.
Even in england you will always remain that "polish cunt" and will be seen like some paki trash. Even employers would rather hire "their own".
>>80709777
also fuck, do you have a trip plugin or what you fucking thurgau cunt.
>>80704709
Koska olen Suomaliainen
>>80705574
The Swiss had to pay the Jews a few billion dollars in Great Jewish Gold Heist of the 90s. Also, they officially apologized to the Jews for being neutral.
>>80704709
I have a Swiss password (my mother is Swiss). I like France more.
>>80710261
passport* wtf
the swiss are pretty based
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxsffsSyFaM
>>80710076
You asked for 3 inventions, I gave them. You can switch out microwaves for the atomic bomb or programming language if you'd like
>>80710261
How is France? My cousin lived there for half a year as an exchange student and came back gay
>>80708746
If not respected, feared.
>>80710313
>atomic bomb
>implying Nazis didn't do half the research
>implying half the manhatten project wasn't british scientists
>implying that invention is anything other than ungodly and horrific
wow well done you made a bomb that can burn off the skin of 12 million civilians good jab
>>80710243
we also had to pay war reparations after ww2 just like germany for some reason. even though we sheltered many jews like your einstein
but no, selling weapons to germany apparently was worse than saving jews.
>>80710361
that's it. that's how it is. you either become gay or a muslim, welcome to the "République Populaire de France" tovarich
>>80710178
pic related my suomi friend
what's so good about being swiss?
>>80710447
Finno-Ugric peoples are asian
>>80710506
Free medkits.
>>80710498
>we sheltered many jews
yeah and many also ended up in the rhine
>>80710311
>>80710447
Don't you mean the worst of both worlds?
>>80710178
this :-DD
>>80708373
American education in action.
>>80710498
>selling weapon is being a collaborator
>>80710447
>could have been born asian
>could have been born european
>could have been born nordic
>could have been born slavic
>could have been born as an american settler
>instead was born as all of these
>>80710189
>using /deutsch/ memes outside of /deutsch/
>>80710488
That doesn't even make any sense, all of the German nuclear physicists were in Germany until after the war, and obviously we weren't exactly collaborating with them research wise at the time
>>80706638
Lefties let them in during the serbian cleaning of balkan clay in the 90s.
>>80710557
>women prison guard in male prison
JUST
>>80707648
If I'm honest, you people truly are the superior master race.
>>80710630
>what is the western front
>what is ally defection in the face of soviet capture
>>80710557
delete this
>>80710605
well america sold weapons too. but as always "might is right", so they won, we payed.
but as >>80710546 said, we might have lost some jews in the process of saving them as well.
>>80710596
The funny thing is they actually teach the complete opposite in American schools nowadays.
Self loathing, hatred of one's own race, entire lessons dedicated to critiquing American exceptionalism. Oh boy, I remember it all.
>>80710720
Daw, thanks Genghis.
>>80710488
Actually most of the research was done in the UK. It was passed to the US in 1943 in return for military supplies, along with radar and several other inventions the Americans couldn't create on their own.
>>80710311
nice link, thx m8
>>80710725
Yeah but that was all after we had already finished the bomb
>one chance at being alive
No
>>80708354
don't forget the eternal nignogs
>>80710943
You need to work on your timeline, mate.
>>80710833
Haha, they can't even beat us at being twisted murder machines.
>>80710833
Britain definitely did some groundwork, but when we entered the war our program very quickly dwarfed yours and the British government decided to just help us instead of continuing work on your own program. Your conscience can remain clean
>>80711102
>our program very quickly dwarfed your's
you're literally making shit up and changing the ww2 timeline at this point
this is just sad
>>80711098
Heisenburg and most of the German scientists were captured like 2 months before the Trinity test, and were held in Europe for some months still after that. They literally never set foot in Los Alamos until a year after the war ended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU
>>80711209
No need to conjure up that famous British smugness just yet, friend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_contribution_to_the_Manhattan_Project
>The Frisch–Peierls memorandum prompted Britain to create its own atomic bomb project, known as Tube Alloys. Mark Oliphant, an Australian physicist working in Britain, was instrumental in making the British results known in the United States, and this encouraged the expansion of the American Manhattan Project. Initially the British project was larger and more advanced, but after the United States entered the war, the American project soon outstripped and dwarfed its British counterpart. The British government then decided to shelve its own nuclear ambitions, and participate in the American project.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>80711419
>wikipedia
>not biased
>>80707559
t. HSG Student
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKaJ4b0XYmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKaJ4b0XYmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKaJ4b0XYmI
>>80711572
Almost every reference cited is from a British author or from a British report. I should hope your own people aren't biased against themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVSpY8xY9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVSpY8xY9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVSpY8xY9I
>>80704709
Why be a Swiss, if you could be French, vive l'Empire
>200 years
I thought they were neutral since 1300
>>80705027
>>80704827
Swedemind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NuTaQsMNaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NuTaQsMNaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NuTaQsMNaE
>>80704827
Fpbp
>>80711969
How do you think l'empereur would think of modern France?
>>80704709
>tfw born swiss
feels good man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMwGX7ftBoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMwGX7ftBoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMwGX7ftBoo
>>80704709
i don't know why but swiss /pol/tards are the most cocky and autistic posters here.
the swiss in real life tend to be normal tho.
>>80712255
>i don't know why but swiss /pol/tards are the most cocky and autistic posters here.
because they have dem guns
>>80708354
>Settle down, you have computer and internet here.
He would have free internet in Estonia.
>>80705495
>northern European
Are you mistaking it for Sweden?
>>80712578
Yeah but then he gets to live next to Russia. Countries that are near Russia have an unusually high suicide rate
>>80704709
I remember I had a 1 in 5 chance to be born in China/India/Africa and I feel better.
>>80705027
>>80704827
Hmmm, it's impossible for a Swiss lad to be posting from the United States at this height of the summer surely!
>ctrl+f "cuck"
>11 results
we need to talk about this /pol/
>>80709777
Aarau here, Aargau is going to shit, too many residents desu
>>80715374
it's the same everywhere in switzerland
but people just don't want to hear it, we're too many people in this country and it's not changing anytime soon.
>>80715645
>4 million residents before ww2
>now more than 8 million residents
>mfw only africa has such a high growth rate
>>80705115
England fucking sucks,
>>80704827
mfw your not aussie
>>80716481
Who the fuck would like to be you?
>no /k/ stuff allowed
>booze and zigarets costs a fortune
>snakes everywhere
>abbos
>>80708330
Thanks for all the cute chicks from Portugal.
We can truly benefit from each other.
