How will Australia recover
>>1st the Emu war
>>Then the Carp war
>>Now the freezing temperature war
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/07/11/08/35/wild-winds-to-lash-victoria
CARPED
>>80698268
HOW CAN AUSTRALIAN MEN EVEN COMPETE?
>>80698268
Aawww you poor thing, cant handle little cold weather? Aawww you poor fuckng thing
>>80698268
global warming get out REEEE
>>80699641
>>80699641
you probably cant handle 10 degrees, let alone 40 degrees which is not even as much as we got this summer
>>80699641
Listen up you chattering teeth, pale, blue lipped fuck, warm weather is good for you
>>80699851
I have many memes for this situation but luckily for you have im on my tablet, so you win this time you dancing shitting emu, also come back and bitch about about the cold when you have 5foot tall snow banks
>>80700186
Fucking whitest Canada will ever be
>>80700003
>>80700124
The eternal emu shitts posts again, i can handle 27 but im comfy at -27, also ABO
>>80698268
don't forget the funnel web invasion which will come 2017.
>>80700604
Fuck i love canada, no spider here can kill, i feel invincible.
>thread about complete non-issues
Can't we talk about the real problems?
How can we get rid of all the chinks and lebs?
>>80700862
You couldn't fucking get rid of emus... now you want to get rid of chinks and lebs. Lelkek
>>80698268
>the German Pantry
Sounds like a great place to warm up next to an oven.
>>80700982
Fuck off burger this is a common wealth shit poster thread
>>80698268
Fookin wind blew down my side fence.
Gonna cost a fortune to fix.
>>80701281
Buddeh, last week the wind blew down trees in my city, crunching houses.
>>80698268
You guys are soft cunts
>>80701459
Yeah well obviously trees came down too m8, but it was just my fence that fucked me personally.
Some cunt died from a tree falling on him.
>>80701465
That looks comfy as fuck.
>>80701465
That's because 20-30'C is freezing, anything lower turns us into iceblocks.
>>80702694
Ayy, gibsmedat muhfuggin rainbow paddlepop nigga
>>80702900
>>80702694
>rainbow paddlepops are actually just caramel flavoured.
>australia literally has a hole in the ozone above it giving everyone skin cancer
why do you guys even live there?
>>80703048
No, fuck off cunt
>>80698268
But it snows every winter and is 40°C+ every summer where I live.
All you guys are fucking soft cocks.
Ausfags!
Will the cold slow down your terrifying ecosystem, or does it just insta-evolve to the cold?
>tfw emus get replaced by Fristbite Spiders.
>>80703137
Skin cancer is a fair price to pay for muh HDI
What wrong you poor little cucks? Does the little scarf you bought in downtown Melbourne not keep you warm enough?
Maybe your nanny state could tax the ice itself until it left. Just in time for more Indonesians.
>>80698268
>the genital wart war
>the slippery eel war
>the outback steakhouse war
>the walkabout war
>the five minute war
>the five eye war
>the three-legged stool war
>the war of the dildos
and let's not forget
>the implied war of a gorillion years
Not sure I can go on lads
>>80700186
We get usually get 40 in the summer. You would get heatstroke and die at 30.
>>80703721
>small feet
manlet detected.
>>80698268
That winter looks fucking comfy, fuck you Aus, all we get is layers of ice over literally everything
>t. arkansan who got desert snow in Az when I lived there.
>>80701465
>tfw we have no landscape like that in australia
>>80698268
Wasn't it just firey a month or two ago
>>80703721
looks comfy. what's with the bell?
>>80698268
Winter-chan please visit the US soon
>>80699605
I can't
The Emus just have bigger cocks, us Australian men just can't compete
>>80698268
> He thinks he knows cold
>>80700287
top joke, bloke.
>>80705561
Scandinavia isnt that cold because gulf stream. Siberia or Alaska are much worse.
>>80699641
m8 you will fucking roast in 12 degree Celsius heat
>>80701039
Yeah well you are a filthy commoner
I've lived in both Canada and Australia but I've always found Australian winters worse
I think it's because the hot summers mean you're not acclimatised to the cold when it comes so it feels worse. Also when it is cold in winter, it's windy and cloudy.
Contrast to Canada where temperatures are more uniform across the year. There's also actually sun in the winter so even though it is colder outside, if you stand around for a while it doesn't feel as bad. Less wind too, but that might be just my imagination
Just my two cents
>>80701005
Underrated post.
>middle of July
>temperature is consistently in the high 90s
>snow
Wtf Australia?
Can't wait for Global Whitening in 2030.
>>80699911
Poor Ellen..
>>80707452
in upsidedownland winter is summer and summer is winter, didn't you ever watch bart vs australia?
>>80701459
Did your imported horde of nigger "firefighters" come to the rescue?
I thought you Aussies were hard?
Freezing temps are great for SHTF types. Take your 4x4 and go do donuts and shit and pick up stranded drivers. We had a freezing happening in Texas and I drove around in my truck fucking off and found a car full of stranded sorority girls and charged them $100 for a tow. Get out and make some money.
>btfo by emus
>btfo by rabbits
>btfo by cane toads
>btfo by carp
>btfo by winter
At least you're good at shitposting, Stralya.
>>80708898
its the only thing our Emu Puppet state allows us to do
>>80708794
>I thought you Aussies were hard?
not when it's cold no, virtually everyone hates it
saddle up mates, we ride into battle at dawn
we'll show these snowflake cunts who's who
>>80705340
You been to Toronto mate?
>>80699712
>>80699851
>>80700003
>>80700124
>>80700287
>>80700862
>>80701281
>>80702566
>>80702694
>>80702900
>>80703048
>>80703150
>>80703158
>>80703309
>>80703721
>>80705340
This is Spazzie McGee here. For years I have been kept in a sanctuary in England, awaiting the final day where the British Armed Forces finally finish training the elite Bird Death Squads that will sweep outwards from the centre of Australia and cleanse the vile Bogan from our holy shores forever.
Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think we had forgiven? Behold, now, the terrible vengeance of the Emu! Death to the Aussie! And death to the humans!
>>80710203
My face.
Let it be etched eternally into the collective psyche and nightmares of every living Australian.
lol, what a bunch of pussies.
Try getting pneumonia in -40 and having to walk a mile to buy smokes in 2 feet of snow.
>>80710550
m8 when it gets to +20 your whole country goes up like a tinder box.
>>80710939
So? half my country is the fucking arctic.
>>80699605
>>80705498
Cuck bell
>>80699605
that was good banter my snow nigger
>>80710939
Roasted
>>80710550
why, are you not white enough to handle it?
BIG
EMU
COCKS
>>80700287
Top banter Bazza, now I can go to sleep happy.
>>80702900
>>80703048
>paddlepop
It's called a popsicle cunts.
>>80711557
its a brand name, you fucking drongo
>>80711699
I was only pretending or weren't I?
>>80711699
Not gonna lie had to look this up. Had a good kek that you use the name of a bird as an insult. Why are you so saltly at avians?
>>80712456
those fucking galahs just wouldnt die.
>>80700287
Time for leaf to buy a new Angus!
>>80703233
It's worse this time of year, the chance of emus or roos running into your car jumps by 63%
