What's this cern thing I'm hearing about? In another thread a few anons said the time the world got all shifty (2007 and 2014) there was some big cern shit going down. Google has provided me nothing. Any anon care to explain?
>>80693005
Bumping with pol shit until someone starts a discussion
Ol bill ain't lookin so good
>>80693005
Oh, one of these again.
Google the Mandela effect. Most of the discussion revolves around this.
However, I've been experiencing 2016 for about 7 years now.
CERN made the internet and the first web browser reminder
>>80694131
>I've been experiencing 2016 for about 7 years now.
>>80694940
I only really talk about it on here. IRL people just think I'm insane if I tell them.
>>80693005
Nani?
>>80695086
I wonder why they would think that.
>>80694131
Are you experiencing the same events over and over?
Do your actions impact the flow of time in these new repeated realities?
Are you Bill Murray
>>80695086
tell us more faggot
>>80693005
Anime faggots obsessed with an old and shitty anime about time travel. Ignore them.
>>80697304
Wrong
>>80693005
In the newer years of chans and forums, right when BBS were dying out, a time traveler named John titor posted on websites, his story is what you need to understand this, just google up on that. And >>>/x/ might be able to help,
>>80695845
<spoiler> OP is a groundhog </spoiler>
Shit, along with CERN you need to know about the berenstein/berenstain bears time paradox. That is some crazy truth there anon. Anyone wanna know about it?
>>80695086
I love this post because it really says a lot about what kind of place this is. /pol/ has a substantial population of stupid people that believe /x/-tier bullshit.
Have you guys seen CERN's satanic ritual bullshit? Seriously watch this shit. It's extremely creepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSDeExBtGGU
CERN is up to weird shit. Probably portals n shiet.
Also, check out all these fucking mandela effects.
The Berenstein Bears/The Berenstain Bears
Febreeze/Febreze
Oxy Clean/Oxi Clean
Fruit Loops/Froot Loops
Barbara Streisand/Barbra Streisand
Looney Toons/Looney Tunes
Merry Melodies/Merrie Melodies
Chic-Fil-A/Chik-Fil-A/Chick-Fil-A(this one fucked with me hard)
"Luke, I am your father."/"No, I am your father."(Not even the actor remembers saying the second line)
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"/"Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"
"Life is like a box of chocolates."/"Life was like a box of chocolates."(From Forest Gump, I mean Forrest Gump.)
Little Tykes/Little Tikes(had a Little Tyke's playground set that I sold on craigslist a few years ago. I specifically remember it having the Y.)
Jiffy Peanut Butter/Jif Peanut Butter
JcPenny/JcPenney(Which was once JcPenney's.)
Sketchers/Skechers
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."/"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Courtney Cox/Courteney Cox
Tumeric/Turmeric
"Sex in the city"/"Sex and the city"
Dr. Doolittle/Dolittle
The ones on the left are the part that many people remember things to be, and on the right is how it is now and apparently always has been.
>>80697758
Or maybe they want to believe?
>>80693005
Nothing crazy. Just the scientists of our time performing bizarre rituals in the most powerful existance smasher ever created.
http://youtu.be/29t-p0YIhCc
And of course the subject of their pursuit is the Penta-Quark. Just goofy luck with the symbolism and all.
>>80695086
Does Trump win and Hillary get sent to the slammer Mr. Groundhog?
>>80693005
I can't tell you because I am not wearing my tin foil
>>80698683
Wtf! Lmao! Haven't seen that one. Check out these.
p1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSDeExBtGGU
p2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcRsoxozcPM
>>80698609
These are small things not many people pay attention to. This is why "mandela effect" is bullshit. It's always something small that could have easily been remembered the other way due to how insignificant it is.
>>80697665
Berenstein is legit. Fuck CERN and the other shit.
>>80698609
Sex in the City for example is just retards not reading.
>>80693005
>>>/sci/
why would you ask /pol/ ?
are we known for science news now?
>>80698941
I'm heavily autistic and remember half of these the other way in distinct detail. Please stop with the downplaying of this obviously happening phenomena. Are you damage control? I've done hours of research and it's real. The question is how and why and what else.
This is just what slips through the cracks, obviously there must be much bigger reality changes that we simply do notice.
Another one is 6 people now being in the car when JFK was assassinated. Almost everyone I've talked to, including historians, remember it as 4.
>>80699774
Fuck. * reality changes that we simply do NOT notice
>>80693005
Honestly given how many real world threats there are to your well being, this whole thing is a bit silly.
But it is pleasing to imagine the world ending in a Doom or Event Horizon style hell gate. I say bring on the weird.
8344 hz is just the sound of a million routers and transformers buzzing along at the same time. Or it's not. But I tell you this, it's not tinnitus.
>>80700543
What do you mean? Are you reffering to the constant sound/tone you randomly hear in short period of time?
>>80698789
Nope.
Economic crisis due to DB derivatives exposure and new CDO's based on rental companies with no tenants owned by foreigners across the globe.
Then, before a run on the banks happen, there's a "banking virus" that stops you from withdrawing money.
National emergency is declared, and Obama stays in office.
August 26th-30th is when things get shaky. October is when it crashes.
Good luck.
>>80700708
I think accurate.
What happens after? What does everything look like in December.
>>80698609
Don't forget the state of Jefferson
Without googling, can /pol/ remember Hitlers eye colour?
Wow great thread guys.
>hey dudes look at this molecule smashing machine doing all this crazy dimension molesting shit
yea no
>>80700689
Yeah. But people without impending hearing loss are reportedly also hearing it. Like the buzz of a digital tv signal on mute.
>>80699774
>I've done hours of research
lol this would take years, decades of research to definitively prove. Berenstain has always been Berenstain. People only ever thought it was Berenstein because of how common surnames ending in stein are. I've never even seen another surname ending in stain
>>80700977
rape apologist de tected
>>80700975
dreamy hazel
>>80694131
My brain keeps telling me that it is 2017 now. I have to double check myself that it is STILL 2016. Fucking weird as shit.
Started happening this month, its something to do with the 7 (July) -> 2017.
Also... dunno if anyone has seen god awful Independence Day Resurgence, but that symbol is everywhere.
Serves me right for watching shit films.
>>80694131
"Time quake"?
>>80700977
what is it kiddo you dont want to B E L I E V E?
>>80701064
What? The whole point of this is that you CAN'T prove it. All or most physical evidence changes or disappears.
>>80701120
Oh, anon...
>>80701288
sorry im colordeaf
>>80701148
Oh top kek, Cern is literally ramping up this month to "new highs"
http://home.cern/about/updates/2016/07/lhc-performance-reaches-new-highs
>>80700975
I grew up being told they were brown. It's just what people said. I never actually learned the fact, from a book or a documentary. The fact that they are blue isn't really significant or surprising. I've also heard that he is gay jewish drug addict.
>>80695275
Every time a see a cern thread...
>>80701270
>believing a giant fridge magnet can alter space time
can you posit a theory on what the cern machine is interacting with?
Let's say you guys aren't drooling retards. What force can cause time distortion other than a black hole?
How do you know it isn't just your perception of time?
Are you suffering from some sort of brain disease?
>>80701161
One says time quake
>>80701148
One posts the quake symbol.
>>80695086
ill take this bait.
so you've been experiencing 2016 for 7 years now? like as in a type extended groundhog day? ima throw a wild guess out there and assume that every time you go through the "loop" something changes, right? any big events that are set to happen in the next month? gibs us the details so we can prepare for the next crusade and race war simultaneously.
i wanna see how far this rabbit hole goes.
>>80701277
Yet you believe those photoshopped berenstein bears books online?
This is just /x/ garbage
>>80701436
> hrrnnngghhh
>>80693005
Pretty neat desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM
>>80698609
retard all of those are debunkt on /pol/ a 100 times come up with some new shit
I feel like something changed in 2012. I can't explain the feeling but everything seemed to go downhill from that point, everyone had a premonition of diaster. It's weird.
>>80693005
>CERN
People blaim CERN for this so called Mandela Effect, something something CERN fucked up this timeline.
For me this video was really a mindfuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1lTyy-HxE
I remember the girl having braces, but it seems she never had those even tho the whole point of that scene was Jaws falling in love with the bitch after seeing her braces.
>>80701408
Not to be that guy, but CERN is currently searching for evidence of a 5th dimension a la Superstring theory.
To do this, simply put, they use a shit load of energy, collide it, account for any and all ways energy could have been lost, then compare the sum.
If it's less than it should be, that's a bit of evidence that energy was "pushed" into a fifth dimension.
A fifth dimension would hypothetically contain all possibilities of our universe.
A change in fifth dimensional energy could retroactively change a timeline.
Not saying that's what happened, just playing devil's advocate.
I've been trying to figure it out myself.
>>80694131
tell us more, are things different depending on how you act?
>>80699774
>I'm heavily autistic
It shows
>>80693005
>>80701736
The past cannot be changed.
>>80701574
BLM is overblown. Racewar doesn't happen. The military wouldn't support martial law like that.
See>>80701574
>>80700689
>8344 h
the ringing you get for a short period time, is often accompanied by a slight change or feeling of change in pressure.
this ringing is caused by one of your hearing receptors dieing off, your brain transmits a sound to confirm it has died and then stops.
>>80701661
The Integrated Luminosity went up pretty hard in 2012....
Honestly I've always thought this "OMG CERN WILL BRING OUR DOOM" stuff was dogshit.
But... i'm starting to believe there is more going on here.
>>80700708
Should I gtfo or is Europe fucked to also my bday is 11/11 do I get a happening
>>80701661
This. It's like all this SJW bullshit and assorted madness came out of nowhere after that point, or at the very least went into overdrive.
>>80698609
It's the english language and it's nuances fucking with you.
Life was like a box of chocolates = when talking about something someone else said, describing the phrase.
Actual meaning when being stated: Life is like a box of chocolates.
She would've said to Forrest Gump "Life is like a box of chocolates". we understand what the phrase means when being stated vicariously, and translate it and remember it rightly, not as it was literally spoken.
At least in that particular case.
There is only one thing I've seen that sticks out to me. There is a thanksgiving episode of King of the Hill where Bobby learns about white and native history and starts causing problems over the holiday. When I first saw it on TV I remember it ending with Hank telling Bobby "Well they ate people." Several years later I see the episode again online and it does not end like that at all which makes me wonder if the episode had been edited or rewritten because someone found it to be insensitive.
>>80701847
>time is linear
>>80698609
I distinctly remember CHIC because I remember trying to figure out what the fuck it meant.
Yankee went down south.
Didn't understand it was a chicken sandwich place.
It used to be CHIC
>>80698609
Berenstein Bears and Looney Toons 100%. Tunes doesn't even fucking make sense, shit is creepy.
>>80697304
>>80697479
come on fag this is exactly Steins;Gate.
If you want to hear the theory and how it's rubbish, follow John Titor. Cern is not manipulating the world.
>>80702575
Time does not even exist. The universe does not run on a clock.
>>80702043
Luminosity is just the amount of data they've collected.
>>80702043
Whats luminosity in this?
>>80701732
Wtf i remember she had braces too
>>80702713
eh, the problem with the stupid theories is that we dont really understand, or even know if exist, time or other dimensions.
>>80698609
I watched Jaws week ago and that "You're gonna need a bigger boat" didint make any sense, i had to rewind and watch it over and over again.
>>80701847
Cute opinion
>>80701732
wait what the fuck. she really had braces
>>80702840
finbro, did you almost die at some point?
>>80702742
> But the main indicator of success for the operators is luminosity, the measurement of the number of potential collisions in a given time period. On 29 June, peak luminosity (the number of potential collisions per second and per surface unit) exceeded 1034cm-2s-1.
Its the number of potential collisions occuring, which relates to the energy input and ability to maintain the beams?
>>80701654
>memories
>debunked
You are a fucking retard.
>>80701732
Yes I remember this as well, she had braces.
>>80702737
Clocks aren't necessary for time to exist.
>>80702890
She did, everyone i asked said she had braces.
>>80703034
did you have near death expierience?
>>80698609
>>80699067
time does feel like its moving faster
>>80698609
I'm triggered by:
>"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"/"Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"
>"Luke, I am your father."/"No, I am your father."(Not even the actor remembers saying the second line)
>Tumeric/Turmeric
If I honestly go to my kitchen right now and pickup a jar of Tumeric and discover it is Turmeric I will lose my shit.
Only thing i can think of, time wise, is tenchi muyo. One rewrite ended with tenchi's "light wings" bubbling the main 3 and then destroying soja and the dude tenchi normally cuts in half by rebounding his blast. Ive gone through all the old ovas and i cant find anything on that episode.
>>80693005
They fucked about with our timeline. Some minor changed happened but the negro remained a flaming homo in all timelines.
>>80703096
Not that I know of, maybe I die all the time, maybe we can't die at all and are all doomed to live forever, moving to parallel realities with every death.
>>80703229
where do you remember new zealand is, relative to australia?
>>80702992
Yes, thus data collection ability.
>>80703299
Southeast
>>80703299
to the right and up sort of like an apastrophe'
bump cause of this anon>>80694131
>>80703122
These are definitely photoshopped.
>>80703009
please retard what version of snow white ?
>>80703371
>>80703381
nope, southwest
>>80703418
>>80703157
Hehe, update?
>>80703493
southeast* goddamnit
>>80703157
The Mirror one is easily explainable by the fact that Mirror Mirror is how the original written story has it though, with Disney changing it to Magic Mirror.
>>80703533
scary stuff
>>80703157
Welp, shit lost.
Everybody I know calls it Tumeric, i've always called it Tumeric.
>>80702323
>It's the english language and it's nuances fucking with you.
I can accept this.
But i'm going to have to check with everybody I know what they call it, to see if anyone else finds it odd.
>>80693005
MONA LISA IS SMILING
>MONA LISA IS SMILING
MONA LISA IS SMILING
>MONA LISA IS SMING
>>80703560
funny thing is that my father, a geography major, imagine that, remembererd that its on the east of straya
>>80703564
i corrected myself, m8
>>80693005
>tfw you do something totally mundane in normal life
>tfw you suddenly have a memory of dreaming about doing that exact thing, or having that exact conversation, months or years ago
>tfw not even sure if you are generating false memories, or are predicting the mundane future
Someone please help, I have these episodes at least once a week.
I'll be talking to a friend and all of a sudden remember this conversation that we're in the process of having, including the next few words that they say (before they say it) from a dream I had months ago.
>>80703589
I just looked at it. I've always remembered her smile being way more subtle than that.
>>80703358
More energy -> More potential collisions -> More actual collisions -> more data to collect.
unless i'm missing something?
>>80703431
What are you trying to prove? They made a movie title based off a line that apparently never existed except in the minds of a million people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqmIMvWnIV8
This is the scene we're talking about. As a child this was mirror mirror on the wall for me.
Tbqh it's just the English language being shit that causes you to misremember things.
>>80693005
>few anons said the time the world got all shifty (2007 and 2014) there was some big cern shit going down
Do you even understand simple physics?
How can a 27 km long tunnel with some small tube inside it shift a time. Are you fucking kidding me?
CERN eats 200 MW of electricity, 80 MW during winter. Most of this energy goes to magnets (solenoids) cooling process, data centers.
For example China Mobile-Harbin data center consumes 120 MW.
Simple induction heating panel in the kitchen consumes 7-10 kW.
United Kingdom demand for electricity in 2014 as 35 GW (35'000 MW) on average.
Why do I started with how much power it eats?
Because if you want to smash something, lift up in the air, shoot a bullet, or for example shift time (which is hilarious), you need energy. Lots of energy.
But now you will say "it's concentrated in small area and changes time, energy opens dimensions".
No. In the worst case you will burn your hand if you put it inside working LHC tube. Collisions produce some big energies, but lift your eyes to the sky and tell me how natural thermonuclear reactor (Sun) shifted your time in past few billions years?
How many of you remember Dr.Lecters line "Hello Clarice"? Well it seems he never said that.
>>80703696
Oh fuck dude. the same thing happens to me
THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS NO LONGER ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE MILKYWAY BUT CLOSER TO THE GALACTIC CORR
>>80703696
same here, i remember the dreams after i wake up though, and poof, few months later stuff happens.
sad thing its all mundane shit like me playing new game or going to work
>>80703867
wait what?
>>80703752
>This is the scene we're talking about. As a child this was mirror mirror on the wall for me.
i am dutch it always have been spiegeltje spiegetlje mirror mirror on the wall.
its odd that this mandela effect mostly is for burgers
>>80703791
Please no
Don't be true
At least they can't rewrite my VHS
>>80703918
LOOK
>IT
UP
>>80701732
This has to be an edit.
pretty much >>80701736
>>80701408
Also I never did say i believed but i do consider it as a possibility because i want to believe.
But anyway. Perception of time doesnt affect time itself so the ones perception of time is irrelevent since that will not change it.
We also dont know how time works exactly, so we cant know what will be able to change it.
>>80703947
>At least they can't rewrite my VHS
>>80703972
It's not, i tought the same at first.
>>80701732
https://filmgrimoire.com/2014/03/23/thoughts-on-moonraker-1979/
>I read once that Jaws’ girlfriend Dolly, whom he meets in Rio de Janeiro, was initially meant to have a mouth full of shiny metal braces, but for some reason they didn’t put this in the film. I think this would have been perfect! It saddens me that this wasn’t included.
>>80703972
i looked it up on the net, people said she was supposed to have braces but someone decided against it before the making of the movie.
http://filmgrimoire.com/2014/03/23/thoughts-on-moonraker-1979/
>>80698872
And no one is talking about it. Mum's the word.
>>80703782
Isn't the point of the LHC, that we're smashing sub atomic particles together at high energy, not smashing big metal boats against waves, or solar radiation against a 12km wide ball of dirt?
We're doing it because we don't really know what happens, until we try it? All of the theory behind it asks "where the fuck is the dark matter" - "is it being shunted in and out of an unobserved dimension?" - I don't know about "time shifts", but the whole point of LHC is to explore the unknown / validate theory.
>>80703717
Yes, that's how it goes. More collisions means more interesting things that might happen. Bear in mind CERN only shifts through te data with computer models that look for the interesting things, they don't analyse all collissions.
>>80698609
without reading any responses I'm gonna say these how I remember them.
>berenstain
>febreze
>oxi clean
>fruit loops
>barbara streisand
>Looney tunes
>merry melodies
>chic-fil-a
>No, I am your father
>magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all
>life was like a box of chocolates
>little tikes
>jiffy peanut butter
>jcpenney's
>sketchers
>You're gonna need a bigger boat
>courtney cox
>turmeric
>sex and the city
>dr doolittle
How many did i get wrong?
>>80702840
>>80703752
HA I actually remember those, finnally i feel spooked
>>80701732
>>80704044
This is creeping me on mang. Also the Mona Lisa. Her smile... I remeber it used to be a sort of passive one. She looks too happy now. Also Gene Wilder was DEAD
>>80703696
Had that for a long ass times during 3rd grade Almost every night I would see my self in my class room doing the next day. Don't get it anymore
>>80704204
Sorry forgot to add dreaming
>>80703696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>80703796
>>80703889
Fucking hell; I've tried keeping a dream journal, but all these dreams fade away immediately upon waking.
They only come back when they happen.
I'm almost certain they're spontaneous false memories, but the face that they're so crisp and clear and BRIGHT, not to mention so accurate, is scaring me.
>>80703046
Before the big bang nothing existed. Since the big bang everything is still in motion. If I asked you to explain to me how long ago the big bang was you would have to answer me using a completely arbitrary measurement that is unique to mankind. Humans beings are ultimately insignificant in the universe. How we see it and experience it is unique to us. Time exists to us because we invented it. The idea to go back in time is absurd and impossible.
>>80704192
>Also Gene Wilder was DEAD
Well shit, i remember him dying some time between 2005 and 2010
>>80703157
>"Luke, I am your father."/"No, I am your father."(Not even the actor remembers saying the second line)
He does say it tho and I remember it
Luke, I am your father got spread around by "le nurrrrds" who didn't watch the movie and don't know how the dialogue goes
It's
V:Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father
L:He told me you killed him
V:No, I am your father
>>80703589
Ah shit, wtf. I remember learning about how there is a debate regarding whether Mona Lisa is smiling or not, because it was very subtle. Now she's obviously smiling.
>>80703696
Fucking same. Also, had a dream of my bunny the night before she died of old age a few weeks ago. I went up to her cage in the dream and she had a huge gaping hole in the one side of her face, I was very confused, and thought "How is she not dead?" as she was moving. There was also some kind of weird sludge and a very eery feeling. I gained temporary lucidity in the dream because of how odd it was. Next day, she is dead.
>>80704380
how about castro, when did he die?
>>80704438
2010'ish
>>80704472
he is alive.
>>80704438
did we not kill castro in blackops?
Does anyone else remember this guy dying in hotairballoon accident, think he was travelling around the world.
>>80704472
ty: Black Ops is a first-person shooter video game,[5] developed by Treyarch and published by Activision. It was released worldwide on November 9, 2010
see you killed him blackops
>>80704407
Fair enough, I watched Star Wars a lot as a kid, and I distinctly remember "Luke...[pause for suspense] I AM your father" - I've seen the films more recently and not been outright shocked by the "No, I am your father" - but I feel like I now have two conflicting memories of almost equal weight.
I accept fully that my child brain just remembered it incorrectly, but it is oddly disconcerting.
>>80704176
You got
>fruit bloops
>barbara streisand
>merry melodies
>chic-fil-a
>jiffy peanut butter
>Sketchers
>Courtney cox
>Dr doolittle
All wrong. Still, less than many people., I don't know anyone who remembers it as little tikes, febreeze, or oxi clean.
>>80703696
delete this i am spook
>>80704654
You're just confusing it with countless parodies that need to say the words Luke and father for people to get the reference.
>>80695086
Hmmm you dont say?
>>80703947
he does say "Hello, Clarice", just not in the scene where they first meet, BECAUSE HE IS JUST MEETING HER AND DIDNT KNOW HER NAME
>>80701850
fuckin lame
More details
>>80704433
Yeah, I remember that they zoomed in the edges of her mouth and stuff. Well, I actually believe in this Mandela stuff now. This one was the one. The Mona Lisa always ceeeped me out a bit because of her expression being so ambiguous, too. Now, it is actually quite comforting to look at.
>>80704654
>>80704407
>>80704792
Are you sure Bravo Lucas didn't edit it in newer re-releases as he is liable to do.
>>80704744
I think people assume febreeze because "breeze" is generally two Es.
I saw the oxi clean commercial enough to know how it was spelt. once again, i think people assume oxy from "oxygen".
and i remember thinking "why not just write tykes, why change up such a stupid detail" because i liked being mad about dumb things.
I'm still BTFO about the rest i got wrong though.
>>80704941
Brrrr.
"It [WHATS] the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose ag-in"
??
>>80698941
Yeah I'll only believe it when 9/11 is 9/12 or some shit
>>80705108
That is entirely possible too, SOMEWHERE I have Jap laser disc copies which I may have to dig out.
>>80704531
>>80704438
wait, what? this shit is wigging me out hard
>>80698609
> satanic ritual bullshit
There are no gods or demons or fucking ghost.
>>80699774
>Im heavily autistic.
No you're heavily retarded.
>>80698609
FUCKING STOP IT
THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT
>>80702737
I agree with this anon. The only purpose time serves, is getting you to work or to know when to watch TV. Its not real.
>>80705149
Anyone?
>>80705149
>>80705554
puts
>look it up
>it's rubs
Fuck me
>>80703696
Yeah, this used to happen to me a lot, I'm pretty sure that it's not brain chemical fuckery like dejavu as I do remember having the dream that I see playing out in front of me, and the event lasts for long enough that I actively try to do something different (which ends up being in the memory of the dream anyway).
I've asked a spiritually inclined friend of mine about them and she says they're "time bleeds" (no other info or context given)
The last one that happened to me was that I had a dream where I was in a generic office talking to this random old guy who was wearing blue worn out overalls... he was so fat that he was almost a ball. I had zero intentions of ever working in an office like that (it was a sad cubicle farm), and I chalked the dream up to random dream crap (brain churning over random settings, shapes & actors).
Two years later, imagine my "surprise" to find myself working in an office in an engineering role, and having the guy from my dream in blue overalls come in off the shop floor to talk to me about a problem... it was like everything came into focus, the absurd scene in my dream was my reality.
I used to get them much more frequently as a kid, and didn't think much of them... I don't get them as often now.
>>80704148
They smash protons and looks for unknown particles after collisions. The density of matter in collision center isn't enough to create black holes or open dimensions (which is hilarious), But it's enough to create other elements, which is widely done in the world as I write. For example to create black hole you must crush whole sun into 3 km wide ball, maybe then you will have some rainbow dimensions and maybe some wormholes.
>All of the theory behind it asks "where the fuck is the dark matter"
Wrong! They try to prove susi (supersymmetry) theory. If not proven true, physics will need new theory. There are other devices that look for "dark matter" or "dark energy", same with neutrinos (this one can fly through light-year thick wall of lead without touching any lead atoms).
>>80704010
Someone tell me where this fucking meme comes from
>>80705349
Wasn't that the reason why the trade embargo's where lifted?
>>80704148
You are talking about smashing particles with a few electron volts of energy. You need high speeds to smash them because of their repelling force but the energy they produce after smashing is tiny.
This thread is evidence of scientific illiteracy
>>80705640
I know.... :<
What the shit.
>>80705881
>>80705640
cartman said puts in southpark though
>>80698609
no fucking way sketchers has always been skechers
this is scary guys
>>80693005
Nigger does not even know about CERN. It is not going to kill us all you conspiracy nuts I is benefiting our fundamental understanding of the universe. If the can make a antiparticle collide with its respective particle Its cost will be well worth it. Now excuse me I am become death destroyer of worlds.
>>80705936
holy shit this
To this day the fact that interview with a vampire is now called interview with THE vampire fucks me up the most. At least froot loops are somehow back to being froot loops after I remember being pissed off how they were all of a sudden called "fruit loops"
>>80703696
Holy shit, this happens to me too.
>>80705721
>>80698609
Bullshit
>look up "Looney Toons"
Scared
>>80706319
Did he actually say this
>>80706114
Your stupid if you don't believe that fucking with the entire universe, just to find another dimension is retarded, we can all die within a blink of an eye.
>Id ngg
Lel
>>80703867
whoah when did this happen
>>80703867
...oh my god
>>80701732
I remember her having braces too. Weird as fuck.
Also I feel like winter 2007/early 2008 is when things started to go belly up
I'm just waiting for the day i wake up to pic. related.
>>80693417
oh, if only it were real
>>80693005
Not directly. Scientific activity there is used by the federal bureau of temporal land resettlement to demark the limits of their management jurisdiction.
It is their mandate to prevent the technological development of time travel to maintain popular areas for temporal resettlement relatively pristine.
Once time travel is developed, it is not so easy to set up an easy life by buying a winning lotto ticket or winning market bets.
We are actually quite 'behind the times' so to speak. The pristine(ish) area just before the advent of time travel is one of the most popular areas for settlers.
>>80706391
I don't know, did he actually fuck Marilyn Monroe?
>>80706577
Bill is deteriorating
>>80699774
>Another one is 6 people now being in the car when JFK was assassinated
Retarded, the governor was sat in front of JFK and he sure as hell wasn't driving
>>80698609
The Mandela Effect is a sham. People like to attribute their misconceptions to something ominous like 'different dimensions' or 'alternate timelines' rather than accepting that humans do misremember many different things.
>>80705647
Dude are you me????
Same thing happens to me. I'll have a dream, and it will be such a weird scenario I think to myself "why remember this - it's just a dream" and then years later - bam. It's the dream. The scenario I thought was nonsense.
Fuckkkkkkk
>>80703696
Same thing is happening to me a lot recently.
Like really prolonged periods of remembering stuff as it happens.
>>80705710
Right;
>They try to prove susi (supersymmetry) theory.
http://home.cern/about/physics/dark-matter
>Many theories say the dark matter particles would be light enough to be produced at the LHC. If they were created at the LHC, they would escape through the detectors unnoticed. However, they would carry away energy and momentum, so physicists could infer their existence from the amount of energy and momentum “missing” after a collision. Dark matter candidates arise frequently in theories that suggest physics beyond the Standard Model, such as supersymmetry and extra dimensions.
I mean this is from the horse's mouth- theyre looking at creating dark matter - which they cannot directly see, but can measure the energetic momentum carried off (dark energy) and perhaps gain better understanding about whether Supersymmetry (or other theories) hold up.
there is a better article I want to find, which has quotes from a high level dude at LHC, and specifically how this year theyre pushing towards dark matter experimentation.
>>80698609
If there are demons, therefore God exists. God help us all.
>>80706874
You're God, my dude
>>80698609
So Half-Life 3 will be in real life?
>>80704640
Different guy. Can't think of the name, but I believe they may have been business rivals. Branson recived a lot of media attention from it, however
>>80697665
Emma has a receding hairline Pffft!
>>80698609
WTF am I watching? For some or other reason it's terrifying
>>80704378
assuming time will never run out, couldn't possibilities unfold in a fractal series resulting in anomalies?
>>80707219
Luciferian Ritual to consecrate a Sacred Machine to blind the plebs and useless eaters until the end of time.
>>80703696
Happens to me plenty of times too, youre not alone.
Hasnt been like that in my teens or my childhood, started a few years back in my mid 20s.
>>80704340
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS TIME BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE BEAT
AND I KNOW ITS A PLACE TO COME
>>80703696
Oh yes, constantly happens; I've even written poetry in these and recalled them months later when I'm writing them. They just sort of jump out on the paper.
You guys are faggots, your brain fills in shit you don't actually see with shit that makes sense to you, and is propagated by other people repeating the same misinformation. Fucking retards.
>>80703867
Fagguette
>>80701288
Dreamy tbqh
>>80706648
Him and Bobby did.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/12/health/dwarf-planet-rr245-neptune-pluto/index.html
Reminder that they found Planet fucking X.
>>80694131
Tell me, Mr. Murray, does Trump win in each iteration?
>>80707914
thats not planet X
>Some colliding protons cause worldwide events that break spacetime itself
Perhaps you should quit having a nigger-tier mind and quit being scared of things built by white men.
>>80707914
This shit is in the Sumerian tablets. It said that aliens from this planet came and taught them a bunch of shit.
>>80704640
Steve Fossett.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3125782/Body-parts-found-in-wreckage-of-Steve-Fossetts-plane.html
>>80693005
>>80693005
>CERN is causing all this
>recreating something, that happens thousands of times a day, in a controlled environment is fucking up space-time
I'm gonna call bullshit my doods.
>>80707933
Trump doesn't win in any of them.
We get obama till december.
>>80708456
think of it as the water ripples that a drop of water does to a surface.
>>80703696
you mean a deja'vu ?
>yfw we are some faget immagination
Who here hopes atleast something cool comes out of CERN?
>>80708615
>This year’s TEDxCERN invites you to join the action by hosting a satellite event around the world.
>Revolutions rarely arrive as fully formed waves of innovation. Rather, they start as small ripples of curiosity that grow, evolve, collide, surprise and multiple as they spread around the world. This year’s TEDxCERN explores that curiosity –ideas that started as ripples in science, technology and education that are merging and converging, creating their own waves of change.
Just sayin'.
>>80708634
see
>>80704340
>>80701732
now i'm confused
>>80708829
Shit, never been in STEM fields and i get shit like that better than most. da fuck is happening.
>>80708117
>This shit is in the Sumerian tablets
No it's not.
>>80708825
Even if it did they wouldn't tell us, like the cretinous information misers they are.
>>80708825
There's been quite a few cool things that came out of CERN.
>there are people who trust their own brain information
The are no facts or realities.
Only assumptions made by our brains.
>>80709052
>>80709163
eh,wat?
>>80709052
true true, but it would be fun and terryfing to see something quite mesmerising such as a light show from the other side similiar to aurora borealis
>>80709038
that is also a possibility
>>80709205
what?
>>80709205
Wrong thread?
>>80709284
>light show from the other side similiar to aurora borealis
>controlled particle collisions in a sealed ring ~100 m underground
come on mate
>>80701736
You're doing it wrong and this stuff is outside the realm of science.
The "5th dimension" is mind, it's where you go when you dream and do dmt
>>80709163
lmfao wtf.
>>80709437
oh yeh. lel
>>80709461
Most dreams take place on astral plane AKA 4th dimension. DMT is one step up.
>>80698609
Threadly reminder that the average conspiracy nut says stupid shit like
>>80709642
>>80709461
and honestly believes it.
>>80709461
5th dimension according to Superstring theory.
Whatever your name for your definition of dream dimension is irrelevant, because they're not looking for dreams.
>>80709455
i didnt thought it would glow through the ground but in the CERN, inside the ring you know, but yeah it still silly
>>80701408
>What force can cause time distortion other than a black hole?
All gravity; it's just an imperceptibly small amount of time dilation.
>>80704378
>If I asked you to explain to me how long ago the big bang was you would have to answer me using a completely arbitrary measurement that is unique to mankind
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_time
>>80709927
This is actually true too.
Satellites have to be constantly readjusted because their clocks run faster in space.
>>80709867
>i didnt thought it would glow through the ground but in the CERN, inside the ring you know
oh but it does that :^)
Also, what you're talking about isn't CERN, it's the LHC. LHC is the accelerator. CERN looks just like any other research/industrial complex, look it up on google maps
