Would you visit my country, /pol/?
It is peaceful and beautiful country
The land of unexpected treasures :)
If no, tell me why :(
i'd probably get lashed or some shit
>>80692068
That looks like a fucking paki temple. Fuck that.
The only thing I need from you is that flag heading your post.
>>80692068
Because you're the ONLY SE Asian country that has adopted Sharia law. Sad!
>>80692068
is crack legal there?
>>80692068
thanks for da flag my nigga, we wuz kangs and sheiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>80692068
Because I like to get drunk when I travel.
>>80692068
How long till yall stop bieng heathens?
>>80692110
Not unless you get yourself caught :)
>>80692362
True but the Sharia law is not fully implemented yet because our government are slow and inept.
>>80692374
Nopes, drugs are illegal here. But security here isnt so tight so u can hide it up your ass when u get here.
>>80692454
However, alcohol is not banned here, as long you don't share it with other muslims or start a bar or something. But they're not widely sold here.
>>80692310
>>80692425
You're welcome
>>80692068
Because Bill Clinton and Jeffrey (((E[stein))) stop off there to fuck children with your Sultan.
Muslim nations suck unless you are a wealthy pedophile.
Why would I go there to look at women walking around in tents that I can't even chat up without converting to Islam and paying their relatives a fucking dowry first?
No booze either outside of my hotel?!?!
Sounds like a shit vacation if you ask me!
Almost forgot... Fuck Islam, Pedo-prophet Muhammad and Allah as well.
>>80692068
>Islamic shithole
Nope.
Yes. I plan on doing a lot of travelling.
But I probably won't go to any Muslim countries until tensions are a lot lower
>>80692068
Arent you guys Muslim? Like the Philippines?
>>80692584
I'm a former Muslim turn agnostic.
Tho apostasy is punishable by death.
>>80693055
Whoa there.... you can at least enjoy our peaceful environment?
No niggers here at least.
>>80693207
Being an islamic country means there's less fags here. Even one of our prince gave up his faggot ways
>>80693238
The Muslims here are not as radical compared to our neighboring cuntries.
>>80693304
Philippines seems like a christian country compared to us.
Hey! I know your country! I always invade you first on Victoria 2!
>>80693729
But why? :C
Been a dream to visit since I was a kid, sadly, I am poor.
>>80693304
Philippines is catholic you idiot.
this country is a boring shithole.
also
>no blacks
you fucking liar
>>80697898
SHUSH YOU! Kalings doesn't count!
>wanting to go to a Islamic country
Not intill every single shitty mosque with that fucking ear raping "call to prayer" is fucking DESTROYED
>>80698007
no seriously you're blind if youve never seen a black here. i hardly ever go out and i still see them around.
the sultan is a bro but the country is a boring heavily restricted islamic shithole. nothing special here at all so unless you really have to have brown asian hijab pussy avoid it at all fucking costs
>>80692068
I want to know why your country isn't a part of indonesia or malaysia? was brunei just never colonized or something
spoonfeed me plox
>>80692068
I've been there. It's run by an Islamist asshole/dictator. As much fun as Saudi Arabia (and I've been there too). Would not go back.
>>80698477
Just joshing wit you, but I hafta say they're rare or almost non-existent here in KB.
and fyi, I prefer the chinese girls around here
>>80698558
brunei was all of borneo but then james brooke fucked it all up and now its all fucking malaysia
look him up
>>80698558
Was about to answer this question,
this guy gets it >>80699094
>>80698652
Have u even met our Sultan? He's nice
>>80699009
>prefers chinese girls
then why live in brunei?
youre in kb so im guessing youre an oilfag or an english teacher
>>80699222
Nope, just a poor neet who happens to lurks around the local Chinese school a lot.
Too bad I'm not qualified to be a teacher in there.
>>80699401
>neet
and heres the other redflag about brunei. if you arent an overeducated cuckademic you wont get a job. especially not if you came from a white country. good thing my wife does all the work and i just fuck around online because immigration here is mental and if youre white forget about being anything but an english teacher.
im leaving as soon as i can afford to move my family out
it might be fun to visit and ride my bike around but otoh it's pretty out of the way. maybe I could stop by on the way to vietnam or cambodia or wherever my fucking job takes me next
If I was rich I would Brunei Bro. I'd shoot guns and drive rad cars all day. Eat some nice food and bed a Virgin.
>>80699852
Well good luck with that.
Btw I'm just a local who only got an ND in Computers
>>80700180
I almost always see bikers on the road when I drive to the capital, so I guess its good for ya.
>>80700264
Yeah, food here is nice.
Try our Nasi Katok :3
>>80700264
>guns
whoa whoa there adolf we got none of those here.
>cars
whoa there adolf if you step on the gas too hard you hit malaysia
>food
whoa there adolf unless you like fruits theres nothing but oily fattening garbage and people overglorifying american fast food chains.
> virgins
theyre virgins for a reason. brunei is full of obese brown girls and dumpy chinese skellies. plus you have to convert to islam. oh wait youre german youre already muslim arent you.
>>80692068
No. Islam.
>>80692068
>french foreign affairs advising us to be wary of terrorism and kidnapping in the Borneo jungle
Yeah I think i'll pass
Brunei=browneye. (Slang for bumhole)
>>80700769
Don't go wander into the jungles then :^)
>>80700915
So what should i see then, there is nothing else in that shit island except muslims, and I've got enough of them at home
>>80701047
theres nothing worth seeing unless you want to try and visit the palace for sightseeing reasons. i doubt our many elaborate mosques are of any interest.
>>80701047
The beaches, the monuments, the riversides.
There is a park, sort of, where u can trek through the jungle as long you follow the safe path.
>>80692068
>Peaceful
>Muslim country
Pick one, your state religion is insane.
You can go fuck yourself and stuff your crappy nation where the sun dont shine.
>>80701378
he asked for interesting shit you mong. face the facts this fucking place isnt worth shilling for.
do yourself a favour and avoid this country
>>80692068
Sure, but what is there to do? Is it affordable? I am not wealthy.
Literally who?
>>80701555
theres fuck all to do unless you have a huge hard on for jungle sightseeing.
>>80701430
youre wrong about this one. brunei is pretty peaceful. quite boring really
>>80692068
I shared a house with two bruneians, one of them was clearly deranged and took this allaagbar shit seriously and cut us all off when we brought a partner over to the house, but expected us to be ok when she brought over her family lmaO
