FRANZ FERDINAND JUST GOT KILLED BY A SERBIAN SHITSKIN! This is the happening of our time!
i tell you, those jews are becoming worse everyday
>>80684491
How bad is my antisemitism if I thought he was bending over to pick up a shekel?
>>80684128
Calm down nothing will happen nobody cares about some archwho its 1914 ffs get with times
>>80684128
MFW The Black Hand makes ISIS look like amateurs
>>80684684
>it's current year
>fucking commie scum
>>80684743
What's ISIS
>>80684757
>>80684834
Who's military is that soldier from? I don't recognize the helmet.
Anyone see that new Charlie Chaplin movie, Marking A Living? It cost 5 cent for a ticket and 7 cent for popcorn, those fuckers rip you off.
At least the coloreds wern't allowed in
>>80684491
>>80684684
HASPERGS LITERALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
SLAVS IN BERLIN AND VIENNA BY CHRISTMAS
DEUTSCHKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>80684128
he didn't use a revolver, he used a browning semi-auto
>>80684983
>>80685029
>>80684791
>>80684684
>>80684491
>>80684128
If only you poor bastards saw how bad it gets.....
who else here /willing to die for god king and country/?
If the fucking krauts want a war we'll serve it to them red hot and be home by Christmas.
Anyone here vote liberal? Thoughts on that Asquith guy? Dad voted Tory because he likes Balfour
Why the fuck did the USA invade Veracruz?? I am so sick and tired of our military trying to be the world police. No way that snake Woodrow Wilson gets a second term
>>80685616
>serb kills austrian
>austria about to declare war on serbia
>russia spergs out
>somehow germanys fault
the eternal anglo everyone
Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJfFtGPoACI
>>80684128
They'll only punish the shooter, we'll all forget about this in a week. I bet the rest of the world won't even hear about this.
>>80685768
>About to invade a neutral country that has ports to the channel
>Thinks we won't do anything about it
the eternal kraut everybody
>>80685900
If only, if only..
>>80685768
You sperged out with Russia. Besides, it's not uncommon for you Krauts to sperg out in your pitying state of autism.
>>80685616
You're an American, though.
>>80684128
Best murder that light the fuse for a global war meme ever.
>>80684128
Serbs are Turk rape babies. They have regressive genes.
Reee I don't to go to war. I don't care about Britain. I don't even parle the anglais.
>>80686012
Dual citizen lad, RP'in for the homeland today.
lol retards we'll never get involved in your lame ass skirmish
>>80684128
HOLY FUCK!
I LIVE IN A COUNTRY THAT OWNS AN ENTIRE CONTINENT BUT ONLY HAS LIKE 1MILLION PEOPLE!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHATS GOING ON IN EUROPE!
>>80686412
Your country is half kraut anyway. Between them and all the Irish niggers you wouldn't do anything.
>austria-hungary wants dat balkan clay
>Russia, NO YOU DON'T!
>France, I'll help you destroy Austria if you go to war
>Get home from work
>Wife runs to me
>Shows me the paper.
Feels good to be in America where European problems are simply Europeans.
>>80684128
G'day lads I hear there's a great chance to serve king and country, so I abandoned the farm and rounded up 20 of the best lads in town for a boys own adventure! I hear the first stop is Gallipoli to stop the Turks from invading England! Sounds legit I reckon!
No one fucking cares about that third world shithole. Screencap this post
I must become fatter, the Austrian coffers must be full.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJfFtGPoACI
>black people are respectable
WeW
>>80684128
Look at what that Gauche tart is wearing, white after labor day! #fabulousfail
Guys, for real, it's fucking nothing.
All the newspapers are saying there's gonna be a big-ass happening, but really?
I mean, dude gets axed by a shitskin, why would you duke it out with the eternal Kraut?
getting /comfy/ over here with the isolationism.
Dad, tell the King to stop freaking out. This Franz guy is fucking nothing.
>>80684592
Actually, that sounds pretty solid mate.
>>80686512
Most of that continent is uninhabitable though
>>80684128
Kek! You happening fags are so sad.
NOTHING ever happens and NOTHING will happen this time. Try leaving your mom's basement once in a while and maybe you'll stop wanting war.
>>80687087
Holy shit I thought I was on Tweetsping, sorry senpai.
>>80686264
Treasonous fucks who cant decide on what their country is should be EXECUTED BY FIRING SQUAD!
DEUTSCHE! Sind sie mitt mir!? Tott allen landverräter!
Oh shit, I was just in Germany.
Well, this may be the last you hear about a peaceful Germany.
>go to München
>A lot of homeless chaps
>one of them looks friendly
>ask him if he could show me around town
>he obliges
>after a while, he admits that he's an illegal immigrant from Austria
>ask him why he left
>"Because Germany is stronger"
>asks me if I'd like to see his artwork
>sure man
>damn, it's pretty good
>spend the next few days walking around München and chatting with this guy.
I loved Munich, but people like my friend deserve a job and a place to stay.
>>80685029
Look at the French blood in this pathetic example of a colonist!
God, King and Empire, gentlemen, the golden trinity.
The sun will never set on the British Empire.
>roleplaying
How embarrassing
I bet your mother thinks it's cute
Everything will be fine, this place has been posting happening threads on the Balkans for years now. Nobody cares OP.
>>80684128
we have one of the most fertile soil in the world and we are less than 10 millions people livin here, also we are in the top ten of the biggest countries.
como home white men! we have land for everyone.
pic related
>>80687645
My bad, meant for
>>80686196
Come here dumb italians I mean Italian friends
you will become rich just work for the local landlord
>tfw this trick worked on my ancestors
>>80687691
You're fun
Anyone had expirences with uppity Muhammadans?
Also I'm considering moving to one of the colonies, any suggestions?
Fucking Europeans always getting into shit.
Not my problem, though. I'm glad old Woodrow's going to leave the Europeans to settle their own family feud.
Fucking faggot brits are talking shit again, fucking KEK were pretty much independent it's all just formality at this point. We won't get involved in some war caused by some damned fool event in the balkans.
Nothing will happen anyway. Photograph this post.
>>80687856
You are one of the colonies.
Also, Indonesia. We need soldiers to keep the natives in check. Enlist and get a house and driver for yourself.
>must provide own wife and kids
oogå boogå whære the european wemen at
Good night chaps. Sure hope no black people create a terrorist organization in a century haha top kat.
Tried to enlist down at the pub
Fuckin enlistment agent said I wasn't tall enough
Fuckin girls keep giving me shit for not enlisting like everyone els3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The kuffar are at it again.
>>80688222
Hello there, middle eastern. Wouldn't it be crazy if niggers said they were kings ans stuff?
>>80688170
Hahahahaha that's almost as ridiculous as the Ottoman Empire collapsing, those cockroaches have been around forever! How are we supposed to take back Jerusalem?
>>80688190
Fug :D:D
Forgot I was in Russia
God save the Tsar
Pls gib bread
Fuck... I want nothing to do with this.
>>80688426
Do they even have telegraphs in russia? Hahahahaha
>>80688359
They'd have to be able to claim to be people first.
Love that KKK you got going there. Birth of a nation was an amazing movie.
You.
You fucking krauts.
What the FUCK is this that I was hearing about you trying to convince Mexico to attack us? I've half a mind to come over there and kick the fucking shit out of you!
>>80684128
AY FUCKING COFFE FARMERS ARE RULING MY COUNTRY I REALLY MISS THE EMPIRE THAT ENDED ONLY 25 YEARS AGO
This is great. We're going to make so much money sells arms to both sides. We're going to be rich my American brothers.
>>80684128
Have fun with your little war Euros. Not America's problem. Based Woodrow Wilson already said we're gonna be neutral
>>80688489
dunno, primitive barbarians here.
PISA-derived IQ of Russian regions
The results by each of the 44 Russian regions which participated in PISA are reproduced below:
IQ
Moscow 106.6
Saint-Petersburg 102.6
>>80688513
This war will be over by christmas... The kruats doing anything in the new world would violate the monroe doctrine and force our hand. Lets sit this out senpai.
FUCK FEDERATION.
West Australia for fucking life mate. Federalisation of our colonies is just another fucking globalist jew plot. Fuck these commie shitstains.
And can we get the rabbit fence built fucking higher to keep out all the boongs?
>>80688513
but they did today friendo, more Mexicans are occupying the U.S then turks did in the Balkans or Muslims in Umayyad LOL.
>>80688652
Probably all that mongol blood, too bad they'll always be slaves
Good thing those Khazars fucked off for goid and stoppled claiming jewry for thier own, right gents?
>pip pip cheerio nigga
>>80684128
Damn guys, would be really amazing if we had our own country and all that! N- not that its bad under the Tsarist Russia. >>80688426
Please don't report me to the authorities
>>80688663
I hope so. I hear they're calling it the 'War to End all Wars'.
I hope that's true, senpai. Sounds like Germany is getting its shit rocked. After this, I'm pretty sure they'll stay a third world shithole for a century. No way they're gonna recover from this.
>>80688839
What are you going on about there's no war going on you schizophrenic go back in your moms basement
>>80688690
>Shit talking communism when it hasn't even been tried yet
lmao faggot try actually reading marx before blithering on
>>80688932
>Syrup Nigga didn't read the bread title.
>>80684128
First this and now those communist instigators throwing bombs in Lexington Avenue! What is this world coming to?
>>80689058
Just because some faggot named Franz got popped doesn't mean Europe will descend into war.
Photograph this telegraph.
>>80688932
>A fucking leaf
>>80688951
Get a load of this American's education
>what is the Paris commune
>>80684128
Hey guys. Is anyone thinking of seeing that new film "The Birth of a Nation?" It looks pretty good.
>>80688839
No kidding. Russia is coming to the aide of the Serbs. Germany is coming to the Aide of Austrio_Hungary. Ottomans as well.
Suprisingly Italy is teaming with the anglo-french.
Now we have the Brits with their commonwealth and France joining Russia from the back side.
Heard this Churchill dude is a tatical genuis that will use british technology to btfo Turks. It should be as simple as making a supply line through the black sea and squeezing the noose around the huns.
>>80684128
Not my problem desu
>>80689185
So I hear your economy is mostly based around hunting beavers and chopping hardwood.
I must say, that al sounds... rather gay.
>>80688951
(((((You and your kind))))) are always causing shit, all your schemes are to the detriment of pure white nations. Did you not go with the rest of your kin to germany after the russians were sick of your shit? You made the trip with the paddies and blacks? What a failure of a colony that debacle you call home is.
NB. You should have seen the look the telex operator gave me when I asked her to put 5 parenthesis around that phrase, what a riot.
>>80689187
What leaf? You mean my red ensign?
Beautiful flag isn't it
The British just fielded some kind of land ship. Has technology gone too far?
>>80689208
More like Paris caliphate.
I think you frogs forfeit the claim to Charlemagne at this point. Germans too. Charles Martell, more like.
>>80689347
>1914
>not risking bear attacks on the job
Wow.
>mfw brazil is still 80% white
>>80689484
Probably just a protoype for a battlefield kettle.
You know those Brits and their tea.
>>80689622
You need German enrichment.
>>80689218
Good movie... The Klan came to my state after it aired. They had some good ideas...
>prohibition of alcohol
REEEEEEEEE, they'll take my booze from my cold dead fingers... fucking prudes.
>>80684128
He deserved it for wearing that faggy hat.
>>80684128
>implying I care
Glorious isolationism, everyone. We surely won't be joining this foolish European conflict.
>>80689533
>you frogs
After failing history, the American fails geography.
I'm Dutch, you damn indian hunting cowboy. Go back to spreading pox blankets in reservations and extorting Mexico for oil. Damn irrelevant countries without colonies shouldnt be allowed to talk shit.
>>80689467
>A FUCKING ENSIGN
>>80689664
Brazil will be the strongest and whitest country in 50 years, you'll see.
>>80689683
Where you live, m8? I got an easy on the east side of Chicago where you can get some good hooch. White man's utopia out here.
>>80689484
Fake and gay. They would never develop something so silly, it looks like a water tank!
>>80689766
This neutrality thing is pretty sweet. But what are you going to do for food?
I bet you Europeans have never played baseball. Im rooting for The Cubs. They won a few years ago and are sure to win again in my lifetime.
FUCK.
FUCK FUCKIN FUCK FUCK FUCK!
BOYS, ITS HAPPENING
>>80684128
Hmmmmm
I fucking love america
>>80689218
HOL UP
THAT'S RAYCIS MAN
>>80690049
Exploit Indonesia, of course. Its what we always do..
>>80689484
I heard it can go up to a full fucking 4 miles per hour as well.
Jesus Christ, what's next? 5 miles per hour? They're going too far with this.
>>80689683
Don't worry. Congress turned down the proposed amendment. Alcohol will never be illegal in America. I can assure you.
>>80690300
My horse can still go 30mph.
What a useless invention, we'll totally outflank any of these things.
>>80690182
WOODROW, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>80684128
>Tfw no alchohol.
>Mfw plenty of Monday-Saturday labor
AMERICA WILL BE WORLD POWER BY 1930 YOU GODDAMN ENSIGNS.
Stop shit canning the markets, bros, this gold standard thing wont last forever.
Man i sure love the Tsar, he's such a cool guy.
There's nothing wrong with trusting Jews, he's perfectly safe.
>>80690243
Blame your own Giovanni Pastrone for influencing him to make it then.
>>80690499
No worries, we'll just ue the pound as the backing of our currencies, the pound will never drop in value.
I saw a negro giving lewd looks at my wife the other day, so I reported him to the cops. They threw him in jail for attempted rape. Then I went home and beat my wife for tempting a negro like that with her method of dress. She promised to never step out of line again, and to cook me a feast of a dinner as penance.
This country is getting out of control, I tell you.
>>80690471
PEPE
>>80690568
Flawless chaps, we're invincible now.
>>80690438
He's lost his mine since his wife just died. Unfit to be president
>>80690182
OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>80690607
Darn right, remember to give her a good spanking.
>>80690607
>not lynching that uppity negro
It's like you want to encourage black on white rape or something.
>>80689939
South Dakota. Fucking kike bankers are saying I didn't fill out my Homestead Act paper work properly and that a quarter of my land belongs to the railroad.
Fuck them. They didnt fight the indians for this land. They didnt dig the wells or break the sod. Now the rail company is refusing to take my harvest and I have no way of getting it to market.
Fuck 'em. They can have it. I'm going to visit my cousins back in Ireland. Already got the tickets for next year.... RMS Lusitania has been giving good deals buddy.
>>80690754
>racemixing
*shudders*
>>80690607
Hahaha you fucking cuck you should have killed that nigger
>>80690754
ahahahahaha this just made me think : what if in the future Europe gets invaded by nigger and sandnigger ?
[crickets]
>>80690607
YOU ARE A PERSON OF THE WHITE RACE
>be me
>steal bread because hungry
>get caught and shipped to penal colony
>home country involved in most destructive war in human history
>can't be drafted cause unstable convict
>wew lad
>maybe I'd give a fuck if people in Britain weren't starving
>guess I'm have to look after the ladies while those ponces are off getting shot
>frenchies getting rekt
>Russians getting rekt
>Britain getting rekt
>kraut getting annihilated worse than anyone
>sure is sunny
>>80690728
Yeah. It feels kind of weird. He acts like a fucking stroke victim all of a sudden.
>>80690902
Certainly makes you ponder.
>>80690907
You'll be fine, prussia
>>80690907
Monaco? Why did you reverse your flag.
Now is not the time to be incurring massive gambling debts, a gentleman does that before a war. Then dies with dignity.
>>80684128
/gwg/ - Great War General - Can't Lim-Lom The Franz Joz Edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X918d9LAbtY
>Russians make a greater-than-expected advance towards the front in the east
>Italy fucks up in the Alps as always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV3sEU-JBI8
>Franz Joseph urges the Entente to acknowledge Serbia as a terrorist organization
>German soldiers: We'll occupy Paris in at least 26 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrqPTmIEkZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQU1sjGMArQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQU1sjGMArQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cpMjVHuqWs
>>80690907
WTF. Where is this telegraph office located? When did you fuckers get autonomy back?
>>80690942
ahahaha imagine if white people will encourage this invasion ahahahahah i can write a book about this old chap
哈哈哈 stupid Europeans. China smart, here Comunism never possible.
>>80690907
Is this Germany?
>>80691219
Enjoy getting raped by nips
>>80691234
It is literally the seat of German royalty and power
>>80690907
... W-wilhelm, is that you?
>>80691219
Heard you guys could use a miltary consultant... Robert E. Lee was my uncle, you know?
>>80691278
Based Nips taking Port Arthur for us and defeating Germany in the east indies.
>wait, I'm neutral
Uh... wanna buy some rubber, mate? Got a good deal of the Belgians. I dont know what they are doing, but their production has been soaring the last few years.
>>80684128
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Dublin tomorrow
>>80691323
Oh fucks sake that prison colony can telegraph now? How long before all we see day in and day out is bullshit spread from the ass end of the Pacific?
Some of you guys are alright, don't leave the port of Halifax in 1916.
>>80691450
WTF is this flag
>>80689362
Yeah, but that bloody wire is a mystery to me.
Sydney being able to talk to western Australia is unnecessary.
Perfectly good postal system provided by His Majesty.
>>80691418
Dude, you didn't hear? Germany just declared unlimited warfare on shipping in the north sea. Have fun with that, sea-jew.
>>80691563
Send more rifles pls
At least the catholics are in their rightful place. Could you imagine, a mackerel snapping president. Micks would ruin this country
Who gives a shit, you happening fags shit all over the board after any fucking nobody from the other side of the world dies. It's not happening, and it's never gonna happen again. Nobody wants another Great War. Not. Fucking. Happening.
>1914
>falling for the le germany is le evil meme
>>80691577
Shit, the brits just blockaded you as pay back.
>>80691577
Time to set up an elaborate network of subsidiary partners in Greece and Italy to ship our goods through the Mediterenean, I guess.
>>80691672
Might as well elect a woman.
>>80691651
k man whatever
>>80691710
DUDE
OPIUM
LMAO
>>80691776
Those are some treasonous numbers, sir.
>>80690182
If your not too busy there lads, we could use a hand.
These Huns are just as good as us, and it's on a precipice.
>>80691756
you need a wall in the south i tell you
>>80691710
What in the hell do I care about an Archduke for? To hell with your monarchy!
>>80691756
Ha Ha, old chap. We are being run by a woman. Mrs. Wilson runs Woody's life. Fucking proddy cucks.
>>80691822
Austria pls just end this quickly and rek those shitskin serbs
>>80691842
bless the USA
>>80691848
Would you like to buy some rafts? I got some real cheap of a retreating Royal Navy squadron.
>>80691904
Have some respect for the dead. The body isn't even cold yet
>>80691904
Too true, and very astute, she's gelded him for sure.
>>80691137
>Thread theme
>Not Parchment Themetics.
Forsooth, may you have culture Sir. Also, here is my Parchment Themetic you raging cuckold and uncouth person whom has relations with homosexual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6RnirpFaZk
>>80691993
Loyalty to the king you fucking traitor, I bet you want to immigrate there and open a pizza shop you fucking dago bastard. Canada is full.
>>80690392
Has anyone else seen the mess that Vickers machine gun makes of cavalry?
Umm.... bros, Britain just sent us a message
I really like that Hitler guy, maybe the US and Germany could team up.
>>80692149
Literally who?
>>80692116
.... Pfft. No one would fall for that.
>>80692149
>Hitler
>1914
American education everyone.
>>80692116
F A L S E
L
A
G
>>80692210
I was baiting you fucking idiot.
>>80691875
For what? We'd just send them brownskins back just like we did to to Santa anna and their grandpappies
>>80692088
but what is a pizza my good sir , what is a dago ? i'm from the centre-north good friend
>>80685768
>Russia repeatedly vows to protect Serbia in the case of Austrian aggression
>Serbia complies with all but one of the demands put forward by Austria
>Germany attacks Russia claiming they were defending Austria from "Russian aggression" after Austria goes full out warmonger
Germans everyone.
Yup... we sure have a lot of minerals to mine.
If only we had some sort of world event that needed exports from minerals for producing equipment.
oh well.
any day now.
>>80692241
>I'm just pretending to be retarded I swear!
Kill yourself.
>>80692276
Pasta boopity bip boop spaghetti
>>80692149
>Teaming up
>Because of an Artist.
What have you just spoke to me you anonymous user who flaunts with his mockery of an remark
>>80692116
The hun will pay for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6hRDS3LvQQ
>>80685829
lovely. thank you anon.
>>80692320
>>80692276
>>80692255
>>80692241
>>80692238
>>80692210
>>80692193
>>80692176
>>80692149
>>80692116
>>80692109
>>80692088
>>80692069
>>80692045
>>80692017
>>80691996
>>80691993
>>80691980
>>80691904
>>80691875
>>80691887
#BoycottCotton join the glorious cause>>>80680256
>>80692149
>>80692210
>>80692241
>>80692354
We have IDs for a reason faggot.
The French are the literal cancer of Canada.
>>80692149
You like some random guy who is in the trenches right now? Okay. I don't see the harm in that. Saw his picture. He has an ugly full moustaches. He should shave the ends.
>>80692368
rude reported to the queen
>>80692440
I was the one who made the example.
>>80692504
Ha! They'll never have Montreal! I haven't heard anyone speak French here in years!
>>80692533
i love you
>>80692440
I thought you guys freed your slaves years ago. Didnt you have a civil war about it or something?
>mfw we're going to grab Anatolia and Dalmatia after the war ends.
>>80692573
Seriously, how many times do the French need to have their ass beaten to get the point they shouldn't be aggressive?
>>80692482
I was entertained.
>>80692440
Jim Crowe isn't working obviously
>>80692641
>12 offensives on the Isonzo latter....
>>80692624
yea but they always bitch about muh slavery
>>80692624
Yeah, but they wont shut the fuck up about reparations. My dad spent a year in Andersonville for these uppity niggers. They wont get shit from me.
>this
>a happening
Yeah fucking right.
If a war happens it will be over by Christmas.
>>80691996
No one ever, not even in the next century would be insane enough to try and sail a raft to Australia.
Let the Germans and Russian fight it out. Anyone that would join this foolishness is an idiot.
>>80692624
Once we get these damned Democrats out of office in the south we can remove these ridiculous Jim Crow laws and we'll have a proper republic.
Just got my ticket to ride this bad boy to Britain next May.
You jelly, poor fags?
Hitler will do nothing wrong.
>>80692834
Yeah his painting weren't bad
>>80692116
THOSE FUCKING KRAUTS
THOSE FUCKING SPICS
WAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>80692834
Who? The Austrian hack painter?
>>80692801
HA! You must have missed the news, the French and the King's toe suckers have joined the war. This is getting classic!
I'm off though, the little lady is going knitting with her ladies group at my house and I.. Well good sir, I'm off to a stag party.
>>80692888
I feel like these triple digits will have some sort of connection with this Hitler fellow in the future.
>>80692888
>>80692924
no, i come from the far off distant future of 2016. you must embrace Hitler, not reject him. screencap this post for 1933
>>80692833
Not at all, are you mad? Were you not paying attention two years ago with her sister ship?
>>80692833
Some of you are ok.
Don't board the Lusitania in May.
>>80693067
For the sake of God what a shit ridden telegraph. And it's twice from the same spit of land. I tell you, this is the start of something ridiculous.
>>80692440
Fuck off cunt. I have family that owns and lives on cotton farms.
>inb4 cotton nigger
Someone has to grow that cotton lad, and the farmers here are white.
>>80693067
>boong fortune teller
D R O P P E D
>>80684827
egyptian goddess
>>80693067
So are you saying we should accept him into art school? Okay. He'd probably go off and become a hobo or something stupid anyway.
>>80693067
Don't you have a prison you should be in right now
>>80693067
Damnit Australia, we told you to keep your Aborigines of the petroleum. Otherwise they wont shut up about their damn dream time.
>>80693177
Look at his nationality you ridiculous leaf.
His entire line is filth, criminal and his sickness will only spread. You keep on believing lines like that and one day you're going to have some long haired flop dancing through the streets speaking for your country.
>>80686840
You guys will do fine :^)
>>80692210
>implying hitler wasn't a person in 1914
kys
>>80693388
Ha! Should be a good read I'm sure.
>>80684128
>inb4 nothing happens
>>80693177
>>80693285
>>80693299
>>80693319
YOU FOOLS!
HITLER WILL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF SUPERIOR GENETICS ACCROSS THE WORLD
NO MORE NIGGERS OR JEWS PLAGUING OUR LANDS
YOU MAY TAKE ME FOR A SHAM NOW, BUT SOON YOU WILL SEE HOW RIGHT I AM
>>80687618
Lol, I think I met him. His farts are deadly
>>80693354
See>>80689467
That's just as impossible as a nigger becoming your president
>>80684128
Fuck off, let the europeans deal with their shit.
>>80693460
So I hear you're lobbying the Brits to give you Turkish Palestine...
Why, exactly?
>>80692834
>be Austrian art professor
>some faggot comes up to me with his paintings that he's been working on for the past few months
>his landscapes are good but he can't draw people
>tell him that it's not good enough
>the disappointment on his face is glorious
>he's still glooming around the halls as the schoolday ends
>go home and celebrate Passover with my family
what a faggot
>>80693460
Hello Arab or Englishman.
>>80693460
What the fuck is an Israel?
this emu problem is getting out of hand...
we may have to take drastic action soon
>>80693617
More like "Isreal?"
>>80686840
Stone the crows, me too!
Glad we're in the Empire.
Lord of the Admiralty Mr Churchill will have this planned so well it'll be a cake walk.
In Istanbul in a fortnight!
>>80693488
For fucks sake stop your shit posting Australia!
>>80693561
Bah, I fully expect it at some point. I trust it will be a bit down the way but at that point I'm definate that we will be a fully harmonious society. Hell we treated the irish like pure dogshit and look how well we are getting on now
>>80693460
How's the whole 'overthrow the tsar' thing going?
>>80692933
Good, we can make a few shekles off thier ignorance.
>>80693611
Arts are not logical and therefore immoral.
t. Wittgenstein.
Time to fight on the Italian front with a constant mix of bravery and suicidal toughts!
>>80693795
Pfft, more like overthrow the Tzar's wife... If you get my gist...
Seriously though, that Rasputin... Strange fellow.
>>80693764
>niggers
>harmonious
You will never be a world superpower with that Cuck mentality
>>80693764
>trusting papists
You must be literally mad as a nation
>>80690182
1/13 is my birthday, and Woodrow was a cousin of my great grandgrams
Some of you guys are alright. Dont be near Jean Jaurès tomorrow.
>>80693889
Oh please, like I would want to be. You have no idea how at ease we are right now with our isolationist policies. We practically lead the world in industry, and the Great White Fleet showed the world that we're a respectable naval power.
Seriously, what foolish bumpkin in their right mind would want to mess with that. Leave that to the Brits. They seem more inclined to deal with being the world police anyhow.
Guys.... where are we?
>>80694149
we are using the transatlantic telegraph cable, you dunce.
