pray for Australia
>getting cucked by carps
Australian women flocking to that big CARP cock.
But what about the abo war?
And the emu?
>>80674892
Carps are beating aussies and smelts are beating california?
The fish are promising up and comers lads.
>>80674892
How is that war against Possums working out for you NZ?
>>80674892
When was the last time those cunts won anything.
>>80675839
is that a dude
check these twin singles
>>80674892
>first emu's now carp
AUSTRALIAN'S BTFO'D
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
>>80676153
Already long since lost
fuck the carps
but we'll teach em not to fuck with us
>>80681427
>>80674892
We'll win it, cunt.
http://www.csiro.au/en/Research/BF/Areas/Managing-the-impacts-of-invasive-species/Biological-control/Biocontrol-of-carp
>>80674892
Guess you could say they didn't [spoiler]carpe diem[/spoiler]
>>80681427
>country of sheep fuckers
>can no longer recognize human females
sounds right
Did the Emus teach them nothing?
>>80675839
How can land dwellers even compete?
>>80683806
They'd better pray the kangaroos never get any ideas
>>80674892
Like father like son
>>80687938
>1 Engineer killed
>1 Trawlman wounded
>>80687570
The Emus taught the Carps the Australian weakness.
You fight Australians by throwing jars of Vegimite at them.
Let's be fair, guys.
Carp are impossible to eradicate once they take hold.
>>80683806
Nuke us please
>>80675839
CARPED
>>80688933
Sent :^)
what the fuck, Australia is oiterally putting herpes into their water?? what the fuck?
did you learn nothing from the emu war?
the carp will come back, bigger, stronger, now with herpes, so any time you skinny dip, BAM carp on your dick.
now YOU have herpes.
>>80690119
I think that's only a problem for Kanye West m8
>>80674892
EMU'D
KHAN'D
and now
CARP'D
can Australia ever recover?
We'll win the fight, boys. My tax dollars will assure it
>>80690665
The rabbits were enough nails in the coffin already.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane
>>80674892
>Ibs habbenin agyen fuuuuug :D
After playing dwarf fortress I feel your pain Australia. Best not to disturb the things of the deep.
didnt even kno we wuz in a war with carp
>>80674892
Space carp are brutal if you aren't robust
Where is the webm of those aussies fucking that carp?
Were gonna give em herpes. Just like we gave the koalas chlamydia
bumping so newfags can see the aussie and its disgusting behavior in the natural environment
>carpblowjob.webm
>herpes in the river
What's the next part of their plan?
>Not taking the fight to the fish
baka desu senpai
BREAKING: FIGHTS HAVE BROKEN OUT IN MELBOURNE AND ITS GETTING VOLATILE
***WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT***
>it aint me starts playing
>>80674892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2k-v4pUfZQ
GOD BLESS STRAYA
>>80695060
>strayans submit to emus in 1920
>aids-riddled convicts spread AIDS to emus when performing blowjobs prescribed in terms of surrender
>emus die off
>strayan military adopts this tactic for all future wars
>>80686094
Is all good mate, infecting them with herpes virus.
That'll show those fishy cunts.
>>80689786
Crazy like a fox, cunt.
>>80695060
Stupidest fuckin idea ever, but only ever seen Asians and lebbos eat carp, so win win really.
>>80695581
Plan?
Does anyone have that picture of a half-naked girl with a carp in a bathtub?
>>80674892
We are losing the carp war because the CSIRO thought they could cure cancer with Shark DNA because they thought they couldn't get cancer, so they wasted all this money on it, then discovered (even though America discovered this years ago) that sharks could in fact get cancer. I remember also voting for the shark cancer thing because I thought they were onto something.
>>80698973
Big mouth
Small man
The wise Indian chief once told me...
>>80698973
>>80699095
That's a trout, you dingbat
>catch carp
>put into tank with fresh water
>feed carrot flakes until shit turns orange
>kill the carp
>gut and scale it
>cook it
Seriously, out of all the hostile wildlife on the Australian continent, why is it giant chickens and fish that gives he Aussies the biggest problems?
>>80674892
Try arming the emus. They'll kill the carps for you.
I learned that from America. They're the best at war.
