What did he mean by this?
Black people are fucking racist.
>>80662938
Singing and telling jokes should pay more than being a doctor with your own practice.
>>80662938
Niggers arent smart enough to go to dental school
>>80663093
>>80662938
>denigrating dentists.
Next time at the dentist
"No, Mr. Rock, the nitrous is up all the way. It will stop hurting, I promise."
>On one side of Rock's house (12 Margo Way) is a vacant lot. But before 2007, the property was owned by Steven Markovitz, most likely a "white man" but most certainly not a dentist. Markovitz was a high-powered hedge fund trader in Manhattan who, incidentally, pled guilty to charges of illegal late mutual-fund trading in 2003.
>On the other side of Rock's house (20 Margo Way) is a house owned by Matthew (Yanxiu) Li, the CEO of a major financial planning firm.
>The other "white men" on Margo Way in 2008 were:
Joseph T. Scott (2 Margo Way), CEO of a construction company
>Hussein Matari, MD (6 Margo Way), Chief of Radiology at NYC Health+Hospitals
>Arkadi Katselnik (17 Margo Way), CEO of a high-end construction company
>>80662938
>One neighbourhood
>Decent sample size
wew lad
What's the joke?
>>80662938
what did the dentist's parents do?
>>80663614
Black people can't be doctors.
>>80662938
Well, as a dental student I can say that black students are favored in the application process. All schools attempt to make the black student population equal to their national demographics.
Therefore, blacks are massively over-represented in dental school based on grades and standardized test scores. Chris Rock is a comedian and had no idea what he is talking about because, shockingly, he is a nigger.
>>80662938
How about nogs can't manage money? They getting jewed worse than whitey
>>80662938
4 black people who are at the highest level us success in their respective fields are able to live in the same neighborhood as one white guy who went to dental school
>>80663658
https://youtu.be/38O-PcjXh0k?t=51s
>>80663658
How can I have my pre-dinner when all my sides are gone now
>>80662938
I bet you all 4 of those black people he mentions didn't go to college, and the white guy did. That's what america is
>>80662938
>white guy worked his way to a decent life
>blacks need to get lucky or fall flat
I don't see what's so confusing about this.
>I love black people
>BUT I HATE DENTISTS
>>80662938
>swings a bat
>swings a bat
>sings
>tells jokes
>same neighbourhood as a guy who makes sure people can eat, talk, and sometimes even live
wew sure is easy to make a point when you don't give a shit about intellectual honesty
>>80662938
In the original act didn't he say it was a "Chinese dentist"
>>80663513
His neighborhood is too (((white))), it needs some more diversity.
>>80662938
Why don't they live near more black people?
>we all know why
>>80662938
He can go fuck himself. The process of becoming a dentist or medical professional is actually pretty analogous to becoming a well known stand-up comedian. Both essentially involve deciding to give up the next ten years of your life at 18, missing out on some of the most fun times life because instead of being able to take time and relax you're mastering your craft and becoming better. Both involve massive risk as you take on huge amounts of debt and at any point could lose everything if you stop meeting the demands. Even once you start becoming moderately successful you make absolute shit money and still have no time. If he actually thinks that it's just because he's fucking white, and not because he's fucking achieved amazing things, he can go fuck himself.
>>80662938
would he still be complaining if it were a black dentist living next to him?
Chris Rock used to be one of the only people to call blacks on their shit. What is happening
>>80663513
So he was surrounded by two Jews, one Asian man, one Arab man and on white man. Sounds like whites are grossly underrepresented.
>>80662938
I mean hes probably not a basic dentist, dude probably owns a very successful practice and has guys working under him if he can afford to live in chris rock's neighborhood. so really chris rock is full of shit in this regard, there are some arguments to inequality that I would say are valid but this isnt one
>watered-down trash tv-tier normie entertainers are somehow better than a dentist
Chris is a fucking asshole.
>>80662938
He's disappointed that someone who studied hard for years and works a full schedule helping alleviate pain and disease is not poorer than some nigger who plays a game or sings or tells jokes
>>80662938
Just move to Detroit, nigger.
Fuck, move to Africa if you want a entire country of niggers and no dentists.
>>80664371
This.
He's likely not a simple dentist but the most fucking successful dentist/businessman in the state.
>>80662938
>black """""""""humor""""""""""
>>80662938
Who cares hes a nigger
>>80662938
This nigger didnt invent anything either
I hate niggers. It took me 3 years to get accepted to Medical school only because I have light skin (I'm not gonna say I'm white so I don't annoy you guys). If you're a nigger you can be pretty dumb and still go to Med School because of affirmative actions. Their grades are much lower.
>I moved into a white area because the black ones are shit
>It's the white people who are racist
>>80662938
God forbid a nignog delays gratification, works hard to get through graduate school, and buys a nice house.
Did Chris Rock work as hard as that guy in his life? Maybe. But not likely.
>>80665259
what a thot
he's an anti-dentite
>mfw dentists have to share their neighborhoods with niggers
That white dentists actually helps others. The people he listed are entertainers, which are essentially useless.
>>80665627
>Medical
>Their grades are much lower.
Não mesmo. Aqui na UNB, a cota para negros fechou com 2 vagas de 400+ argumento. Escola publica, NPI, de renda de 1,5 salário mÃnimo fechou com 300 de argumento. Sou branco, fiz o vestibular no sistema Universal para FÃsica agora, acertei 123 questões de exatas(de 150) e 118 de humanas, meu argumento ficou em 257.
My second grade teacher was a black lady named Mrs. White. Her husband was a dentist. That always stuck with me.
The only other thing I remember about her was that when December came around I told her that we got to make paper snowflakes and hang them from the ceiling in first grade. I thought it would've been a fun activity. She replied that that was in first grade and this was second grade now.
>>80666510
Caralho, macaco. Foda-se a sua UnB de merda. Estou falando da maioria das federais do paÃs, não do seu caso em especial, animal. Na UFRJ os pretos têm uma nota muito menor. Na Unirio, idem. Teve gente da sua raça entrando com 730 na Unirio, nota que, para um branco, não serve nem para Direito na ampla concorrência. Na UFMG a mesma coisa, os pretos passavam em Medicina com notas menores que as necessárias pelos brancos para passarem em cursos como Civil, Direito e até Arquitetura.
Outra coisa, crioulo. Seu curso é uma merda e se você não passou é porque é um retardado mesmo. Passei em FÃsica quando ainda estava no terceiro ano do ensino médio.
Minha nossa, como eu odeio arrombados como você. Se for branco é mais sub-humano ainda, deve ser um dos mais burros da raça.
>>80662938
>entertainer
>entertainer
>entertainer
>entertainer
>professional
Hmmmm
>>80665627
Honestly so few blacks make it through pre-med that the numbers youre seeing is like 80% of 5...
>>80663115
>dentists
>doctors
Their piece of paper can say whatever it wants. The general populace doesn't believe this.
what a fucking antidentite
>>80662938
His complaint is that a dentist makes enough to live in a nice house. But he's fine a with a nigger that throws a ball in a hole and contributes nothing to society.
>>80667198
We don't have pre-med here. You go to Med School just after High School. Seriously, if you're a nigger you have no excuse to be poor anymore. If you learn how to write you get in Law and Engineering pretty easily here in Brazil. Med School is difficult even for niggers (I mean, they actually need to study), I admit, but still, much easier than for the average person.
>>80663322
Is that case mods?
>>80662938
wtf i hate teeth now
>>80667198
I was at a progressive college and fucking affirmative action was rampant there, they'd let in black people grossly unqualified for college in general into the honors college without a second thought. For some reason they'd always try and be a double major and would fail miserably at both and drop out in a semester. Of course the school had no problem keeping their money though, makes you wonder who the real racists are.
>>80662938
He thinks premier athletes, comedians, and singers shouldn't have to live around premier dentists.
He thinks celebrities shouldn't have to live around extremely successful non-famous persons.
He prefers to live in majority white communities.
And he thinks America is racist.
>>80662938
>He thinks pushing air through your vocal chords, being funny, and being athletic is anywhere as complicated, or as important as dentistry.
>He didn't invent anything.
Neither did any of his examples?
His smug face makes it even worse.
>>80662938
chris rock is just noticing that currently the path to success for people from black communities are entertainment or sports and he not wrong, its because the black community doesnt really value education the same why as other ethnic groups in the states like whites and asians, its probably because not many people in their community has an education/a job requiring a college degree
>>80665065
also this
guy probably owns a lot of practices thats why he can live next to celebrities, the average dentist who is a partner in a a single practice or owns their own one is not likely grossing enough to live like that
>>80662938
He means "my stand-up hasn't been funny since Bill Clinton was in office"
>>80662938
Obviously musicians > dentists
>>80662938
But anyone can buy any house they can afford...
>>80662938
He is just admitting being a classist
>>80662938
He means he's a racist, but since he's black everyone else is actually racist.
>Mary j. Blige greatest R&B singer of all time
Kek
>>80669175
On top of that he doesn't even write his shit
>>80662938
He means it's an injustice that throwing balls around and singing music people write for you afford houses in the same neighborhoods as people who paid a lot of money for a long education and built their practice providing health services.
>>80662938
>How to not get your ass kicked by the police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igQDvYOt_iA
>>80666444
>no-one checking these
>>80662938
Didn't a dentist invent the electric chair?
>>80662938
>dentists are useless
>athletes comedians and singers aren't
this is your country on liberal values
>>80669774
minute by minute
>>80662938
Is he saying that Even the most famous black people are put on the same level of a common dentist?
>>80670286
/thread
>>80662938
It means a high school drop out is in a same neighborhood with a person who has a phd
>>80662938
>taking jokes seriously
come on be better than the dindus
>>80662938
He means that niggers are mostly incapable of pursuing traditional white collar careers, mostly due to their inability to succeed academically. Almost all wealthy niggers got to where they are through illegal activities, or through success in sports or hollywood-esque 'cultural' careers.
>>80670122
holy shit my sides
>>80662938
>White dentist moves into rich neighborhood
>Nigger comedian starts complaining
>>80663513
>(((Markovitz)))
every fuckin time
>>80662938
It means niggers don't understand why a dentist has as much value to society as a guy who can put a rubber ball through a hoop, a woman who talks at a 5th grade level over a record and a black guy who tells jokes.
It's a demonstration of the African American's fundamental inability to understand civilization.
>>80670735
>we all know what happened to rodney king
>but rodney wouldn't have gotten his ass kicked if he had just followed this simple tip
>when you see flashing police lights in your mirror stop immediately
>everybody knows if the police have to come n get ya they're bringing an ass kick'n with em
>>80662938
Also, to put it more succinctly;
You are stuck on a desert island.
Who do you want with you;
>A dentist
>A guy who can play basketball
>A woman who can sing some crap songs
>>80662938
i agree mediocre comedians and dentists are both overpaid
He meant this must be a slide thread. Fuck off and go shitpost on /b/.
>>80671801
the guy who can play basketball. he is probably the most physically capable to survive on the desert island and tooth decay is a pretty low priority compared to dieing of dehydration or hunger
power rankings
1) physically capable nigger
2) girl who i can fuck
3) jew who works on teeth
>>80667237
Would you rather live in a society without basketball players, comedians, pop singers, or dentists?
That's why dentists get paid
>>80662938
He means dentists are good with their money.
>>80672443
i like sports/comedy more than dentists
if you arent ignorant/lazy dentists are totally irrelevant. its a job fucking barbers used to do
>>80662938
>college graduated professional
>actually works for his wealth
>entitled celebrities who have no understanding of reality live in their ivory towers next to said professionals
>think that those people are the "Problem"
Where would any of those people be without a dentist?
They'd have pretty awful teeth, I can tell you that much
>>80672401
>1) was a physically capable nigger 50 years ago
>2) 90 year old niggress
>3) jew who happen to be a doctor that works on teeth
i would rather fuck the jew desu senpai
>>80672540
You can't help it if someone punches hour teeth out or you fall and crack a few teeth.
>>80675333
>aussie
>someone punched my teeth out
you deserved it
