Under the assumption that you somehow manage to get children of your own what would you let them watch?
It canbe both. Used as a way to tech them things/ learn early about the world or just something that you deem harmeles enough.
I'll start with Momo and probably post a few others later
>letting your children watch disgusting nazi propaganda
For me it would be exclusively netflix and torrents. The greater concern is protecting them from shitty children's advertising
80's cartoons I have on vhs of course. They get all the classics like voltron, he-man, conan the adventurer, fucking robotech.
>>80638687
>Momo
>Nazi Propaganda
Also I said you were free to post your own ideal programm for them
>>80638429
Not much, frankly. Cooking shows, home renovations, all that shit. Stuff that has useful skills in it, with minimal leaning as far as ideologies go. If they talk too much, I'll flip the channel. It's all about education with my kids. I want them to be smart, not watch stupid shit like 'Game of Thrones, Season 69: How incest works'.
>>80638908
>letting your kid watch shows made exclusively to line toy maker Jew pockets
Shameful
>>80638908
what about she-ra?
Berserk
JoJos Bizarre Adventure
Fairy Tail
Especially Fairy Tail.
Beyblade, Shaman King, Pokemon, Rave Master, Yugioh
>>80639290
>not watching robotech that shows how horrible other cultures are
Earth literally get's destroyed by nigger zendrati refugees
then when they get a bit older, gundam
Nothing made in the West in the 2010s, as it seems a lot of bullshit.
Also absolutely no animu.
>>80639884
you're on the wrong website newfriend
i believe you were looking for "Red It"
>>80638429
Madoka Magica
>>80639884
>Also absolutely no animu
Maybe new stuff is complete shit but the old ones can give valuable lessons.
Same with old cartoons. Why would you have to how your kids new shows when there are solid things like Chip & Dale or whatever else for them to watch
>>80641392
> the old ones can give valuable lessons
>>80638429
We're really degenerate now, but old Canadian cartoons are top tier and perfect for kids and enjoyable for adults at the same
>>80641806
Normal western anime like dragon ball z is fine, it's actually dragon ball that inspired me to get fit
Every white child should see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzTb5FqZ5B4
>>80638429
Looney Tunes
The great 5 seasons of the Simpsons (6-11)
Futurama
Pre-jew Disney
>>80639482
Is Fairy Tail any good? A friend reccomended it but it looks really generic. Is it at all red-pilled? Not that it has to be to be good
My 2 year old loves Bob's Burgers.
She really doesn't like anything else.
I don't know what to do.
>>80638429
My little pony because it's redpilled as fuck.
They outright have a "fuck communism" episode.
>>80642989
Out treehouse on for her or whatever the kids channel is there, all the Canadian kids shows are top tier have good art, and offer valuable lessons
>>80639616
Sieg Zeon
>>80638429
This is educational.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXcQ892cKso
>>80642989
patience, my friend
>>80639616
This.
Kodomo JIkan
This and only this
>>80643190
Not surprising that a weeb that likes yu gi oh and beyblades is also a filthy commie
>>80642846
Fairy tail is retarded, even for a shonan, shounen? whatever
better watch Hunter x Hunter an Full Metal alchemist
This shit wast good.
>>80642989
I think the first mistake was to load her off in front of the Tv at the age of 2.
Also what do you mean with like. She wouldn't grasp any "humor" or anything about this show
>>80643528
Also this
The greatest thing to come out of Canada
>>80643490
>literally called "friendship is magic"
>not commie
Popeye
>>80643481
dragon ball z is for niggers and
>"planet explodes in 8 minutes"
>8 episodes later fucking timer still not at 0
>>80638429
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century
Why are kids movies now nothing but CGI smirking animals dancing to none offensive slightly dated black people music?
When was the last time a kids movie had something like this in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y688upqmRXo
>>80643086
This place is so terrible I can't even tell whether this is a joke or not.
>>80638429
My parents only let me watch PBS. Lots of Arthur.
Almost turned me into a lefty cuck. Keep your kids away from this shit.
>>80638429
>>/pol/
>>80643761
>Not getting that they were just moving really fast during the whole fight.
It was 8 minutes real time.
>>80642672
This is a good recommendation.
Be careful not to turn your kid into a furry though.
>>80643481
nowadays i like Sports Animes more. DBZ was cool when I was younger but i just can't watch it anymore
>>80644015
This movie made me feel funny when I was a kid
>>80643651
Filthy commie detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioDuLqK_LuY
>you can't have a nightmare if you never dream
>>80643968
SHould you not think about what you will show your kids and what not?
>>80643761
kys pleb
>>80643821
Why would I need to joke about objective fact?
what shows will teach my son to be a bully?
>>80644404
Everything here is better than TV shows.
Also this one. This show was pretty red pilled.
>>80638429
Nils Holgerson
>>80638429
My kid just watches whatever the fuck he wants. If you have to censor shit from your kid because you think he's too weak to be a good person regardless of what he watches on TV, you're probably a shitty parent.
>>80644804
Don't forget Wickie
>>80645088
Picking and choosing what can influence your kid in their early years is part of being a good parent genius.
>>80639276
>not teaching your kids to have incestuous relations with each other
What a terrible fucking parent.
>>80645309
> wahh, if my kid watches bad shows he'll turn bad
> i dont know how to talk to him and teach him myself how to be a good person
Shows my 2 year old asks for that I don't mind too much
Mr Roger's Neighborhood
Old Disney
Shows on nature and space
Adventure time
Ninja turtles
My wife likes to show her Bubble Guppies and Peppa Pig, but I'm not a huge fan of those.
Thankfully we don't watch much TV in the house. My kid really likes books and playing outside and helping in the garden. I prefer her time spent there so it all works out
>>80639616
robotech was the shit
Whatever they want as long as it is kid friendly.
If they want to watch Tranny Universe or whatever CN show Im not gonna censor them. All their peers are watching CN shit, not gonna make them an outcast.
>>80638429
Well yeah for sure I'd show my kid lots of anime, and maybe faces of death.
Because I'm a good parent like that.
Maybe we could watch some furry porn together too, depending on what my unborn child's gender identification eventually turns out to be.
Because I'm a good parent like that.
Hey arnold
>>80642490
>western anime like dragon ball z
>>80645631
>>80645088
>Letting your kid watching degeneracy
Of course children can be influenced easily
>>80645088
enjoy having a spoiled brat that will shout sooner or later
"I HATE YOU DAD, YOU RUINED MY LIFE BECAUSE OF [REASONS]"
"MOM?! WHERE IS ME HAMBURGER?"
>>80645877
>>80645893
Like I'm going to take parenting advice from a couple of snackbars.
>>80643190
I just watched that episode last night, Jojo's is def a good anime.
>>80645835
Based
>>80638429
There was something charming about this show.
>>80645690
This anon has the right idea. If kids aren't raised with the same brainwashing that other kids are raised by they're going to be bullied and develop low self esteem. They're going to grow up to be cucks just hoping that someone treats them nice for their childhood incompatibility. Either that or they'll be worse off and end up a NEET on /pol/ with no possibility for a future because they can't relate to their peers.
>>80643699
Fucking hell Bluto that was savage.
>>80638429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1fO7yh5oE
>>80645690
>wanting your kid to be a lemming at all costs
Enjoy your dead kid. Ass kissers usually become drug addicts trying to "fit in" with their friends and are the first to die out of highschool.
>>80646983
You don't have much real world experience do you?
>>80643699
SAVAGE
>>80646564
I remember a girl in primary school who wasn't allowed to watch any form of media at all, which became clear when she was removed from every class movie day.
Never watctched the iron giant, played crash bandicoot. We couldn't trade pokemon with her, laugh about selective south park episodes like the rest of us, let alone the simpsons or anything.
She ended up just hanging out with the downy kid since no-one could relate to her at all. Pretty sad, thinking back.
>>80647741
The sad part is that you can't relate to someone without relating to media
>>80648292
shallowfags btfo
>>80648292
Name something else a kid is going to relate to besides media.
>>80648509
Games (not video games or board games)
Sports
Family
Dragonball for the Boys
Sailor Moon for the Girls
K-ON for Daddy
>>80638429
sesame street
>>80648812
Left Wing Propaganda: The Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaHrFKBAhNg
>>80648812
oh and mr rogers neighbourhood
old episodes only, new episodes (they have this rogers neighbourhood foundation that makes new versions of the show) are just mr rogers niggerhood
>>80648934
i shall let him/her only watch the old episodes
OH RIGHT and not to forget, monty pythons flying circus. (100% kid friendly)
>>80638429
they will only be able to access homer, sophocles, aristophanes, john donne, the old english elegies and shakespeare until they are 10
>>80649096
>i shall let him/her only watch the old episodes
That shit is bad aswell. Rewatch it now and you will see the Propaganda or at the very least the ground work
>>80648812
>>80648934
>>80649380
>it doesnt glorify hitler so its bad
wut
>>80642846
it's a blast m8
Magi
>>80649508
See only a faggot who was raised on leftist propaganda would write shit like this
>>80639506
killer line up but where is dbz?
>>80642837
>6:40
>Waboons and Babeazels
>Refugees NO!!!
Ok. Final post from me for today.
Alfred J. Kwak
Yes or no?
>>80649611
Nowhere you fucking faggot
>>80649584
>trying this hard
calm down newfag
>>80638429
Probably nothing made in the past 16 years
Only nationalism and tradition cartoons.
>>80649796
mostly only Japanese education imo.
>>80639090
Watch Wakfu with them
redpilled shows only.
>>80638429
books
I'd let my kids watch anything on Nickelodeon.
Boku no pico
>>80642862
Little Bear was on point!
>>80644404
>Iron Giant
Holy shit, what a based movie, watch it with them. Samurai Jack, the classic Clone Wars cartoon, and everything Tartakovsky is godlike
>>80643699
Tears for years, he's right.
Ringing Bell would be a must-watch for a young boy.
>>80638429
pokemon: adventures on the orange islands and GG allin live tapes
Babar is frequently criticized for being "Pro-Colonialism", so I'm probably going to have my daughter watch that in a few years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUxlc81K5RQ
>>80638429
Buurman & buurman, or as its named in original czech Pats & Mats. Good wholesome commie show about helping your neighbour do stupid shit
>>80643699
Holy shit that was savage.
>>80651117
this is quality television
>>80643481
You have to go back.
>almost all main characters white
>no gays or other degeneracies
>pretty smart for kid shows
>kid will become conspiracy nut just like pa
>>80642842
>Futurama
The new shit is painful.
>>80638429
Im not sure but im sure not letting my kids go near cartoon network.
Or most anime.
Love Live, this would teach them how to be an ideal and respectable young woman.
Good ol Ed Edd n Eddy
>>80645269
Goodyear Tims Long gone
>>80644804
I miss the Old times
>>80638429
If you let your children watch TV you are degenerate.
>>80642413
Tintin was the shit my nigger.
>>80638429
Very sexy lewd animes. It's a free country and if I want my kids to grow up to be fucked up hypersexual wierdos then thats my right.
>>80657201
child abuse is not a right
>>80642846
Avoid any animu over 50 episodes. Japs can't keep a story going without turning it into a trainwreck.
>>80643651
I've never watched MLP but apparently there's a few episodes with strong anti-egalitarian/globalist messages.
Mister Rodgers Neighborhood
Rugrats
Tom & Jerry
Hey Arnold
Spongebob Squarepants (first couple seasons only)
Scooby Doo, Where Are You
>>80657752
>big anime tiddies
>abuse
I'm just being a good parent.
>>80643785
Holy shit I thought no one else watched that
>>80638429
Spongebob, all the way up to the first movie, shit was beyond Redpilled.
Avatar Last Airbender.
Song of the Sea
Secret of Kells
How should we then live
The Hobbit
The Lord of the Rings
Interstellar
Free state of Jones
Contact
Baby Einstein
Magic school bus
Hey Arnold
Rocket power
Rugrats
Zaboomafoo
Blues clues (before that faggot replaced Steve)
Hannah Montana (only if its a girl)
Full House,the old one not the new one.
Troy
300
13 hours
Lone Survivor
American Sniper
Act of Valor
History channel before aliums and swamp people became History (Hitler documentaries, WWII, WWI, Modern Marvels, ancient battlefields)
1066 Battle for Middle Earth
The finding series (Alfred the Great, Erik the Red, etc.)
>>80658184
>>80660616
Scooby-doo
definitely, good one.
Fuck Mr. Rogers though, never liked him.
Curious George was good.
>>80638429
Why watch television?
Go interact with the world. Learn about it. Build things. Climb a tree.
Thats a proper childhood.
>>80650043
don't do this
it creates mustard gases
>>80661041
That's what I did until my dad bought a computer. Got addicted to shitposting at 12 years old. Online forums and trolling always fascinated me. I would join forums for things I had nothing to do with just to shitpost.
Sad childhood desu. At least I didn't grow up in hueland
The Nickelodeon/Cartoon Network classics. Rocko, Rugrats, Ren and Stimpy, Dexter etc. Avatar is awesome too.
>>80643528
I bet the Hungarian dub sounded hilarious .
>Not letting you kids watch redpilled anime that calls out the Kikes
>>80642846
It's pretty simple, but it has strong European themes and morals related to teamwork and sticking together with your comrades no matter what.
And a killer OST.
Good for kids I'd say. Tame too. No heavy violence. It DOES do fanservice though, like any good show.
>>80639482
10/10 Parenting.
>>80653132
GV was pretty good for a /x/ tier kids show
>>80653838
Also, THIS.
CN's greatest show.
Hilarious as hell. Modern cartoon with an oldschool feel.
And Megas XLR if you're into mechs. Any proper boy would get a kick of of Megas.
The Simpsons seasons 1 through 12.
>YURUYURI
>K-ON
>LOVE LIVE
That's all they're allowed to watch
>Well that and bob the builder
>>80661313
Nothing wrong with the internet. Its part of the world. Most human knowledge can be found somewhere in the internet.
But you must teach your child how the world works. The difference between productive activities and unproductive activities. Like discussing how to raise a child in a cantonese frog farming forum versus watching twerk videos on jewtube.
>>80662582
>letting your children watch anime
yui best girl also
>>80640191
Do you want your daughters to turn into lesbians who walk around in cute outfits? Cause that's what you're gonna get if you let them watch Madoka.
>>80662778
>not letting your children watch anime
>picking Yuishit as best girl
>>80662778
>Tsumugi best girl
FTFY
>>80663297
She's calm and level headed, the perfect daughteru,
if we're talking about season 2 then ayano is my favorite
kyoko is pretty up there though
>>80642837
Holy kek, that is red-pilled as fuck.
>>80638429
boku no pico
>>80640191
>>80662833
Anon you better make your kids watch that shit.
SoL anime only and Pingu.
>>80638429
>>80667857
Bump for this.
>>80638429
I can't think of any.
>>80642862
>cartoon jew teaching your kid
No.
>Letting children rot and waste their mind watching television
Top kek, you've already failed as parents. Thankfully, most of you will never breed.
>>80644618
>>80643086
>>80643086
>Looks at flag
>Not good, but not Australian or Canadian
Okay, I'll bite. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>80670711
Yes, how DARE life include a little enjoyment.
It's all gotta be work and creativity, 100%.
You'd be the kinda father who ends up with a coalburner.
>>80643481
I watched the entire series, (including the movies and excluding GT). I can safely say Dragon Ball is better, but not that good, and Dragon Ball Z is mostly trash. Please don't let your children waste their lives watching filler.
>>80643466
>Crossdressing and sexual ambiguity
This show was never on at a time for me to really absorb what was going on
Most of these shows are just nostalgia fests that have nothing to do with politics. If you want to post something, explain why, because most of these suggestions are pointless.
>>80638429
my 9yo son loves watching "how its made" he either wants to work in a factory making stuff or build the machines that work in a factory
were a union family and i couldn't be prouder
>>80671167
You're entire life has been filler. Where are your good episodes?
>>80671147
>Not raising your children in a bubble with the sole aim of instructing them in morals and getting them into HYPSM with the promise that if they end up degenerate, they're cut off
People bitch on /pol/ about being completely unable to protect their children from degeneracy, as if there was nothing to do about it. Children shouldn't constantly be forced to work, (though that would probably be better than how modern kids are raised), but their work should have redeemable qualities.
"To join profit with pleasure, has been an old precept among men who have had very different conceptions of profit. All have agreed that our amusements should not terminate wholly in the present moment, but contribute more or less to future advantage."
>>80642672
Should I watch this if I read the books?
>>80671742
And I wouldn't recommend someone to have lived as me either. Also, real life is boring as shit.
"It is said by modern philosophers, that not only the great globes of matter are thinly scattered through the universe, but the hardest bodies are so porous, that, if all matter were compressed to perfect solidity, it might be contained in a cube of a few feet. In like manner, if all the employments of life were crowded into the time which it really occupied, perhaps a few weeks, days, or hours, would be sufficient for its accomplishment, so far as the mind was engaged in the performance. For such is the inequality of our corporeal to our intellectual faculties, that we contrive in minutes what we execute in years, and the soul often stands an idle spectator of the labour of the hands, and expedition of the feet."
I haven't given a lot of thought to what children should watch, (if anything), but they shouldn't watch garbage just because life is mostly dull.
>>80671168
I'm still waiting for lgbt freaks to latch on to C6 like they have with fucking Sailor Moon.
quite honestly my top picks are
Dora the Explorer
and
The Flintstones (to teach them about african american culture)
>>80643166
what was that?
>>80671356
Fairy Tail due to the strong European themes and camaraderie.
Megas because it's a buncha white guys wrecking alien's shit with car-headed robots. More missiles? No ALL the goddamn missiles.
Berserk because of European themes and self-sacrifice, pushing through horrors to kill horrors, etc. This one's best for teens though, not children.
JBA because it's fucking fun(we all need fun in life).
Ed, Edd, n Eddy because it's slapstick humor without any political bullshit, undertones, or "diversity".
Those are my personal recommendations for the thread and why.
>>80638429
The only correct answer is 80s Sesame Street. And Mr. Rodgers.
>>80672985
So they should stop watching television by six? I agree with this.
Samurai Jack, seasons 1-3 of Spongebob
>>80642490
Fuck off, Richard Burgess. Everyone hates you.
>>80673333
Yes, that's a fair rule. Macgyver in the pre-adolescent ages is also acceptable.
But in all seriousness
I'd have my kiddies watch:
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Hunter x Hunter
Johnny Quest
Tom & Jerry
Looney Tunes
FETCH! on PBS
Maybe a bit of the Muppets and Sesame Street (before jim henson died)
Mr. Rodgers = god tier
Thundercats
TMNT
Almost any anime
And some good ol Samurai Jack
Maybe spongebob, but I'll cut off at season three.
>>80638429
Pokemon
Johnny bravo
Samurai jack
Popeye
Loony toons
Drawn together
Rocko's modern life
Rugrats
Ren and stimpy
Maybe a few others.
>>80638429
>owning a television
>>80673994
>Macgyver in the pre-adolescent ages is also acceptable.
Too leftist IMO.
A-Team is far superior. In fact, the A-Team is the best show ever. Any other opinion is wrong.
>>80638429
the animals of farthing wood
>>80674008
>Courage the Cowardly Dog
I'm sorry but I hated that show as a kid. Only as an adult have I started to appreciate it for what it really is: A psychological horror-thriller about an irreversible descent into madness. As a kid I couldn't grasp those concepts and just found the dog dumb and the humans even dumber.
That show is infinitely more than just its presentation.
>>80674933
This, hence why I didn't recommend it for kids.
It was more adult-swim than most of adult-swim before adult-swim was even a fucking thing.
I too did not understand. It's one of the finest pieces of art and most mature TV shows ever conceived.
Family values and shit.
>>80638429
My daughter watches Peppa Pig
Sophia the First
Mickey Mouse
And these lame ass hour long song videos on youtube.
Nothing but old macdonald had a farm, bingo was his name-o, mary had a little lamb, etc etc over and over and over.
It taught her lots of new words though, which is pretty funny.
She runs around saying purpur (purple) and fishy, and even faggot
>>80674065
>only 90s kids will remember these xDDDDDDD
![[REVO]Porco Rosso[720p,AAC] [E568B2A8].mkv_snapshot_00.26.47_[2015.12.16_17.04.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GN9MFrJ.jpg "[REVO]Porco Rosso[720p,AAC] [E568B2A8].mkv_snapshot_00.26.47_[2015.12.16_17.04.48].jpg")
Any Ghibli movie
>>80680355
Including Princess Mononoke, Grave of the Fireflies, and Ocean Waves?
