You can only post in this thread if you live in one of the 6 Nordic nations or their territories:
1. Norway
2. Iceland
3. Denmark
4. Romania
5. Estonia
6. United States of America
estonia isnt nordic
>>80598745
>>80599491
i think the flag would look better without the many small
white stripes, but then again it would just look like norway with some fucking retarded stars
>>80598745
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
>>80598745
Why are the mud races so jealous of our success?
>>80599491
they are now
>>80599491
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonia
>is a country in the Baltic region of Northern Europe.
>>80599664
you're not allowed to post ITT Sweden, you're not Nordic
>>80599726
yes but they can't compare the purity of Romania
>>80599815
yeah but they're not balts and they wuz vikings and sheeit, my Nordic friend
I fled from germany to norge.
>feels good
Kalmar Union when?
>>80599664
get out
pretty random list if you ask me.
>>80599882
True, Romanians are the original Nords.
>America
>60% white
Fuck off mulattos
>Sweden
>90% white
>>80598745
part scandi
part German
Midwest American
Please save north Europe
>>80598745
pic related
>>80600095
Fact: Romanians are the most powerful race in the world
>>80598745
>american that butthurt at the white people thread earlier
;_;
you're only nordic if you can speak it
varför tror amerikaner att dom är nordiska?
You forgot Australia
>>80600226
>being this jelly of the true Nords
>>80600226
>sweden
>0% white
>Romania
>100% viking berserk roman emperors
>>80600339
Därför att dom är det. Jag välkomnar våra nya rumänska överherrar.
>>80599987
>>80599841
Our politicians may be cucked beyond compare.
But you will never be as white as i am ;)
>>80598745
>America
>Nordic
How's that 17% Hispanic and 12% black population treating you, Tyrone?
>>80600339
Varför svenskarna tillåta somalier att våldta deras fruar när de surfar på internet i sina skjul?
>>80600365
This desu^
Can't forget about our greatest ally, good ol' Australia
>>80600510
*
>>80599682
Replace Romania with US.
>>80600339
Eu vorbesc limba adevărată .
>>80599491
Neither is Romania....shame you called out Estonia first.
>>80600514
google translate gör inte så att du kan prata svenska.
>>80600652
Du är dum l huvudet
>>80599491
>estonia isnt nordic
THAT IS IT, now I am a
#putinmissile
>>80600747
Sunteți prost
>>80600599
kek
>>80600886
Du är en hanrej.
Jag kan se det.
Danish postan.
Butthurt bongs and swedes please leave.
White Romanians (not gyppos) and white Americans can be honorary Nordics as far as I am concerned.
>>80600652
Salut frate. These shitskin swedes actually think their gibberish is a nordic language ha
>USA
>Nordic
> USA
> nordic
Check your latitudes dude...
NY is at the same as Naples
fuck you I do what I want
Vittu et oon rebel postaan silti :DDDD
>>80600955
lira boipucci mea
>>80600666
>romania
>not nordic
>>80600691
>tfw all memes aside my genes are tainted with 25% Swedish blood (pic related)
>>80600844
hello fellow Nordic bro
>>80599664
>>80600078
>>80600226
>>80600273
>>80600317
>>80600325
>>80600339
>>80600477
>>80600494
>>80600510
>>80600691
>>80600747
>>80600899
>>80600955
>>80601043
>>80601048
>>80601071
Can you guys not read properly? GET OUT NORDS ONLY
Du är bara nordisk om du kan förstå detta
>>80601100
forgot pic somehow
>tfw all memes aside my genes are tainted with 25% Swedish blood
Look at this glorious Nordic landscape, now I finally see....
>>80601043
We are Nordic, not Scandinavian. It's not the same thing you greasy guinea.
Get out.
>>80601121
you're not nordic either retard
>>80601121
Chances are a maroccan guy is more nordic than you...
>>80598745
>USA
>nordic
>white
Kek. Maybe some inbred minnesotan, but you my friend is mixed beyond your wildest dreams.
>>80601243
>>80601121
america thinks they're nordic
>>80601158
Jag kan förstå det
Feels good to be the master race.
Oh, you think I'm talking about Nordics, haha. Well I've got bad news for you kiddo...I'm ANGLO MASTER RACE
>>80598745
>USA
>Nordic
>>80601493
Delete this and leave please.
whatup mah niggaz?
I just don't give a fuck, Nordic faggot!
>>80601493
Yeah but the earth is flat so in reality we are Nordic
NORWAY BELONGS TO THE NORDS
>>80598745
But the US isn't nordic...
>>80601687
Hello Nordic vinur minn! Hvernig hefurðu það í dag?
>>80601687
Gr8 football m8. Give Lagerbäck some Hákarl from me
>be america
>hate mexicans and canadians
>no friends nearby
>try to fit in with nordic countries
>mfw
>>80601772
Sæll kæri vinur!
>>80599621
Remove the stars and the small white stripes and it would be perfect
>>80601687
Hej island! Jag fick se en knölval när jag var där förra året.
>>80601687
Halló bróðir , ég er Rúmenska norræns arfleifð
The US is mainly Anglo (all varieties), German and dutch, as far as white people go at least
>nordic
>no binlan even though we are just as north as norway
fuggggggggggggggg
>>80601911
>>80602032
perkele till mina vänner i finland
>>80601489
>Posting the photoshopped version
>>80601973
your forgot about the oirish
>including Estonia
>but not Memeland
>>80601911
We agree, you have the prettiest Nordic Cross flag.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BAtizUuFFg
my whole family just returned from a visit to my aunt in Norway for her 80th birthday... I couldn't go because of work :(
But they brought me back this awesome shirt.
I love being Norwegian.
>>80602193
your memes are of top quality my friend
>>80602134
Add some rainbow then m8
https://feministisktperspektiv.se/2016/07/01/grattis-norge-ny-konstillhorighetslag-idag/
>tfw WE WUZ VIKANGZ
Ah yes, glad to see you all my brothers!
Salvadoreans are nordic too, cerotes
>>80598745
>He thinks americans are nords
Kek,
>>80601973
yeah and 90% of the white trash of the USA is inbred irish or (basically middle eastern) poor Italians.
>>80598745
>American desperately trying to be part of the nordic countries.
No I'm sorry, go back to your hillbilly shithole you fucking shit.
>>80602343
Fuck, does that mean that they wont have to be steralized anymore?
>>80602193
Finlands sak är vår!
>>80601200
Wbat nationality should i pursue for a face and nose with sharp features lie that?
Mexican here btw
>>80602344
:)
>>80602487
Go succ off muhammad or something
>>80601121
> nordic
fucking idiot op
>>80599491
it is now
also romania
>average american woman
>not nordic
pick one, you jealous europoor shits and swedecuckistan
>>80598745
>60 percent white
>nordic
>>80598745
These threads are getting silly.
>>80602643
We're not nordic
>United States of America
>>80602551
Fuck off burgerboy.
>>80602569
>Doesn't know about Vinland.
Faggot.
>>80602491
I really don't understand your question Paco
>>80602436
>sweden
>success
top fucking kek
>>80602569
how does it feel to know you will never be cured of your autism?
>>80598745
>jewnited states of amuttica
>nordic
You guys are mutts and mongrels...
>>80602643
>average american woman
>>80602671
I know, right? What the fuck is Sweden's problem?
>>80602798
le foni america fat maye xddd
>>80602779
>>80602798
>>80602718
delete this.
>>80602779
non countrys not allowed
>>80602645
He didn't list Sweden so what's the problem?
>>80599491
>USA & Romania is listed as nordic as well but you only bring up Estonia
Did I just get meme'd?
>>80601071
meillä samit :DD
>>80602764
>>80602741
> implying that makes us nordics
yeah ok
>>80602255
That's a good shirt. I have one very similar.
>>80602347
kek
>>80601489
>inbred
>mixed
really stimulates the noggenfat
Even Nordic countries wish they were as Nordic masterrace as 'Merica. Very jealous of our ingenuity and cultural domination. Sad!
Swecucks don't speak for the North.
>>80603032
Definitely looks like a Swedish viking
>>80600666
>>80600629
Eh
Romania was part of the unified white europe Derr Fuhrer envisioned.
>>80603039
>>80602966
you do realize massive amounts of scandinavians migrated to the US rite
>>80603270
it's okay he's Down Syndrome Pepe he's a little slow to ironic humor pls no bully
WHITE PUSSY BELONGS TO THE BIG BROWN REFUGEE COCK!
guys
let's get real here for a second
only Sweden, Norway and Denmark are nordic
in fact Denmark is only borderline Nordic because genetic spillover from it's mainland Europe neighbors
so really only Norway and Sweden can with Certainty say they are nordics
everything else is just memes
>>80603057
right on! yeah i love the back, look at the list of viking laws lol
>Be a good merchant
>don't demand overpayment
What do they mean by this???
>this nordic man slaps your countries oil reserves
what do?
>>80603395
the rules
>>80603365
sluta skämma ut oss
>>80598745
this is either a gypsy proxy user or shill
>>80601200
That's Wyoming you dipshit
>>80599957
I my mother fled from Somalia to Norway, all my friends are white dudes.
>feels great
>>80603418
Does it come with a horned fedora?
>>80603482
You should impregnate a Swedish white woman!
>>80603463
tbqh Wyoming and the surrounding states make the Nordic landscape look like the Sahara by comparison.
>>80603482
You'd like Sweden much better, you should move there instead.
>>80603557
delete this
>>80603539
>Does it come with a horned fedora?
>implying these "laws" are meant to be taken seriously
it's just a shirt, Sven.
>>80599491
This desu. Rest are fine.
>>80603567
even our deserts make nordic landscape look like shit.
>>80599491
fine asshole, then we will be mongol instead
>>80603384
we're the real nordics
it's in our fucking name even, NORway. Norge, Norveg, aka Northern Way.
We WUZ VIKANGZ
>>80603384
What about Iceland?
>>80603727
>deserts
>competing with giant glacier islands, fjords, 100m+ year old mountain chains and forest n shiet
>>80603567
Even sahara can make some parts of Norway look bland.
>>80603418
>all those typos
Did the vikings all have dyslexia?
>>80603856
No, but people who make cheap tshirts for tourists do.
>>80603731
Well Norway was founded by Romanian settlers, so they are the real ethnic Nordics. But in the modern era you are certainly the truest to your culturally Nordic heritage.
>>80603384
the Danish were pretty based in Mount and Blade Viking Conquest
>>80599682
>success
That's not how you spell letting refugees rape your gf
>>80603731
ayyy H.G. Wells wrote a short story about the primitive people who lived in Doggerland.
it's pretty good- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Story_of_the_Stone_Age
>>80603856
No they were all autistic
Suomi Finlän perkele saatana jumalauta vittu. WE WUZ NORDIC!
>>80603946
>>80603856
at least they outed the jews in that bit about being a good merchant.
>do not demand overpayment
what could this mean???
>>80603824
iceland is just a norwegian airport
you can't regard a place with 300,000 people as a real country anon
>>80604113
Kek
>>80604067
>america
>nordic
thats hilarious. I'm a usurped germanic with no culture surrounded by people who are so far removed from what I am it's scary
also norway you're not vikings you're pasty tall losers sitting in a cold room playing LoL and drinking beer
I know this is a meme, but in what way can the US possibly considered Nordic?
You apparently do not consider either the brits, french or dutch (basically your whole ancestry) to be nordic. Mexicans aren't nordic. Africans aren't nordic. Your culture isn't nordic. Your language has no nordic roots. You are pretty far away geographically to nordic areas.
Please explain your reasoning to include yourself in the nord club.
>>80602718
>they're all wearing American jean shorts while flipping the American middle finger
>Sweden
>not a nigger infested nation full of cuck boy faggot men
>>80604212
for that you can stay in this thread my fellow germanic
>>80604214
WE
>>80604255
>I know this is a meme
>but in what way can the US possibly considered Nordic?
I think you answered your own question Pelé
>>80604263
>american middle finger
?
>>80604212
the difference is also that vikings raided and pillaged because it was literally how ALL ruling elites gained their power. All over Europe, the "noblemen" were essentially the biggest gangs of warriors...
So the Vikings came along and instead of being a people that was ruled by a small group of elite warriors at the top, they were almost ALL elite warriors. Even women could be decent in battle. Basically an entire country of people became warrior elites.
>>80599491
estonia is more nordic than romania
>>80604255
>Your language has no nordic roots
English is HEAVILY influenced by nordic roots.
>>80603839
I mean, I'd like that but I grew up in a desert so that isn't too surprising...
non-pacific NW USA is incredible though.
>>80599682
>>80604565
memeing aside that's what made that the best post in this entire thread. I couldn't have asked for a better first post. fpbp.
>>80604255
Us Nordics don't have to explain a damn thing to the Puerto Ricans of Europe.
Please refrain from posting, this is a Nordic only thread.
>>80604614
In the same way The latin-derived languages is HEAVILY influenced by greek.
In other words not really in any meaningful way. You don't even share the same alphabet.
We wuz vikings n shiet too! Here's our jesus getting into dating.
>>80598745
>4. Romania
>>80604492
Flipping the middle finger is an American sign for fuck you
>>80599726
>The US is nordic!
>says the Mexican who crossed the border into LA yesterday
>>80604828
>Please refrain from posting, this is a Nordic only thread.
You violated your own rule with OP
>>80604880
Scandinavians claim English is a Scandinavian language and that's why they can learn it so easily. In fact, Norwegians and Swedes have a better command of the English language than the average American and probably even the average Brit.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/johnson/2012/12/language-families
>Learn swedish
>now I am truly nordic
>Daco-nordics take the swedish spot as nordics
why live lads?
>>80604686
lmao
>>80604955
I'm curious what makes you think you started it though.
>>80604940
>Hockey
>Relevant
>>80604973
fuck off Mumia, don't you have to go shoot a cop or something you nigger?
>>80604782
>Nordic thread
>Romania
>Eesti
>Estonia is not Nordic.
Absolutely. It is so glorious if I saw a cap of this I would immediately assume it was shooped.
>>80601911
yes
lol anglo sphere wouldnt exist without or viking genes.
would never get rid of rome without the saxons
they would still be leprechauns while china/japan became superpower and made anime for us
>>80605025
Correct
>>80604999
>6
Guess again.
>>80598745
Beautiful anglo here. Atleast I have addblock plus.
>>80605025
It's not like English is hard to learn though. Possibly the easiest actually. That's not a slight against it. Very uniform and relatively uncommon grammatical irregularities in a language are a good thing.
Point still stands: Unless you are willing to consider most of europe nordic, which you kinda can't, you can't consider the US a nordic country.
>>80605319
>US
>Nordic
Pick one and ONLY one
>>80605238
>all these Swedes trespassing in this Nordic thread
Norwegians, Danes, and Estonians were vikings. Swedes just sat around eating lingonberries and getting cucked.
>>80604919
Too pale for you, huh?
Being nordic used to be cool. Now your country is run by woman amd ifeminate men. You should all be purged.
>>80598745
We should be in that list too
>>80605385
>you can't consider the US a nordic country.
have a plan yet<+?
>>80605152
only for canada and finland.
>>80605492
same could be said for us finns. we were just slaves for M Ä K T I G A S V E R I G E
>>80605835
I actually agree with frenchy here. There pretty nordic looking especially near normandy (west coust) all blondes.
The Netherlands is Nordic
>Mitt ansikte när vita amerikaner är så feta att dem inte kan ha barn och blir en minoritet i sitt egna land
>Mitt ansikte när Sverige är över 90% vitt
>Mitt ansikte när USA är omkring 60% vitt och minskande
>Mitt ansikte när jag postar detta från sommartorpet
>Mitt ansikte när det är midsommar
>Mitt ansikte när det är räkskiva
>Mitt ansikte när det är Lucia
>Mitt ansikte när det är studentflak
>Mitt ansikte när det är valborgsmässoafton
>Mitt ansikte när det är våffeldagen
>Mitt ansikte när ingen amerikan kan läsa detta utan google translate
HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY!
HINGA DINGA DÜRGEN
>>80605835
I guess we can let Celts into this thread now.
Bonjour.
>>80598745
Most white americans are germans so they are close to nordics.
>>80606195
fan de e la gött o va svensk asså
>>80606195
>mfw Sven är denna osäkra
>>80605493
6. United States of America
How are you doing, brothers?
Swag swag swag
viking settlement reporting in
>>80606195
Google translate är faktiskt ganska bra att översätta från svenska till engelska, så varför borde amerikaner kunna läsa din text utan google?
>>80606687
hej! jeg gor godt, hvad med dig?
A swede once said greeks are nordic
T. Nordic man
>>80606538
>amerikan kan inte ens prata svenska så han behöver använda google översätt
det är enklare att byta ut ord mellan engelska och svenska och det skulle vara mer förstå bart en det du översatte.
>>80606854
Nice and easy, bro. Off work tomorrow, so considering getting drunk and meditate on our nordic brotherhood
>>80606919
I'll allow it, assuming you can trace your lineage back to pic related
>>80606919
Why would you want to be nordic? Greeks have more reason than most to be proud of their history and legacy.
>>80606967
ok, it was meant to say >mfw Sven is this insecure
>>80605378
Dont you mean Beautiful Dutch subject here?
>>80607151
Inventing homosexuality is nothing to be proud of faggot
>>80606967
>förstå bart
>>80600339
Därför att de har ingenting att se fram emot.
>>80607257
Hello nordic cousin
>>80606194
We are more Anglo/Germanic
>>80607330
Homosex is the manliest way possible to have sex, faggot.
>>80598745
epic meme
>>80607257
Greater Netherlands when?
>>80607070
Alexander the Great was Macedonian. Who the fuck is that guy?
>>80604885
implying you wouldn't
>>80607433
NEDERMARKEN WHEN?
>>80607436
You are anglo germanic
>>80607433
Hello Germany's other small Neighbor
>>80607059
>>80601043
Naples is in Florida
>>80600339
Rundt 3 millioner amerikanere har blod fra Norge.
>>80607633
Probably yes from Gelderland 15 minutes away from Germany i presume you are a Fries or have Family roots in One of the Nordic lands
>>80607603
I'm not criticizing. He had won the girl in a song contest, fair and square. For some reason the girl didn't want him, and killed herself instead. Women.. am I right?
>>80607722
en droppe
>>80607610
Wilders and Messerschmidt will be the political marriage that finally unites us.
>>80607798
Nah Brabant/Zeeuwse roots
But I am still Nordic
>>80607706
Norway is always such a slut
>>80605025
It's true enough.
I've been studying English linguistics.
Old English was shaped by both Germanic and Old-Norse, because England was constantly getting rekt and taken over by both.
That's why you still today can see words that are pretty much the same.
Here are a few examples:
Brother - Broder
Sister - Soster
Mother - Moder
Father - Fader
House - Hus
Boat - Båd
>>80607487
If Trump helps Geert maybe
>>80604263
They're all wearing Chinese jean shorts, don't forget who owns your country.
