So /pol what do you think about my interpretation of Martins Song of Ice and Fire?
Let’s begin with the bottom:
>Dorne: Territory of House Martell, obviously stands for southern Europeans, they look like Europeans with mostly brown skin
>Reach: Territory of House Tyrell, definitely France: Full of gay knights but sexy manipulative women
>Westerlands: Territory of House Lannister, treacherous incest bastards, whose main effort is to gather power - so obviously Britain
>Iron Islands: Territory of House Greyjoy, brutal idiots who aren’t able to build up a functioning economy so they rape and plunder everything everywhere – Scandinavian Vikings
>The north: Territory of House Stark, humble people highly influenced by the Germanic skin shifter meme but there are also abominations like the Boltons – definitely early medieval Germany
>Beyond the Wall (Wildlings, not the others): These are actually white niggers; they look like whites but live like cave men – so definitely Russians or general Slavs
>The Rest are Arabs and Sandniggers, except the Dothraki, who are basically red skinned niggers who fight more or less like the Golden Horde/Mongolians
>>80583638
for your own effort
>>80583638
bumping my own fucking thread
>>80583638
Riverlands are probably the Netherlands, they are flooded plains and very culturally similar to the north
>>80585235
Yeah that seems legit, except from the different religion to the north. And the Freys are british immigrants.
>Germany
>the North
Lol no.
The North has committed quite a few atrocities and they sure as fuck didn't apologize or feel sorry about it.
>>80583638
Does it even matter?
Dany's going to cuck Westeros's shit up with millions of Dothraki, and the continent will devolve into a mulattoized Turkey while the Free Cities go on to become pure White cultural and technological powerhouses.
>>80585894
How could you apologize for starting two world wars and killing millions of people?
Protip from an actual German: You cant.
You are just angry that you are a cave man...
>>80583638
The game of thrones is based of British history not European.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj9fn4L4Njk
>>80583638
An Anglo always pays his debts
>>80583638
>2016
>still talking shit about slavs
>>80586246
>>80586188
oh my god, holy fucking shit, no way. are you saying westeros' land mass is based on the english isles? dude holy SHIT. my fucking mind, bro. just woooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaah. fucking a man what a mind fuck!
>>80583638
>Game of thrones is based on British History
>Non Anglos try to claim a re-arranged British isles belongs to other European countries
>Muh sides
>>80583638
make Bear Island Austrian/Switzerland and you are fine my alpine bro
>>80583638
Westeros is literally England with a bit of Moors sprinkled over the south
>Fantasy War of the Roses set on a scaled up British Isles with everything below a line between London and Bristol cut off and stuck back on the other way around and Hadrians Wall made 800ft high
>Hurr Durr European nations.
>>80586530
>everybody pay attention to mah glorious british chaliphate
>hurr durr how dare you peasants talk not about me and my fucking islands
>>80586444
>444
hail Lady Mormont and her drips!
>>80586704
>Boris is this mad there aren't slavshits in GoT
>>80586188
>>80586530
The South is based on the Irish landmass actually. Also, there clearly is elements taken from other European cultures in the different areas. The Reach for instance is obviously France, Dorne is obviously Iberia, the Stormlands are obviously Germany and the Iron Islands are obviously Scandinavia. The Riverlands are chiefly English me thinks, getting raped by the Andals first, then by the Ironborn ;^)
>>80586859
wrong
>>80586704
based on OP's pic you and us just combined our forces to destroy the false rulers over the North.
I realy like this idea.
"no"
>>80587036
>America in this much denial
>>80586859
>wanting the slav master race to be on a shitty jewish tv show
rush b cyka
>>80587194
you can say whatever you want. i still live in the greatest country in the world that happens to be the whitest nation in the world at 200,000,000
>muh percentages
most of you are culturally enriched by slav subhumans anyway
don't forget to take your medication today, buddy. if your country is so great then why the fuck do you have some of the highest anti depressant usage in the world? you're not happy. your country is fucking garbage and you people are mind controlled. enjoy ww3
>tfw WE actually WUZ VIKANGZ
>>80583638
>>80586188
>British history
>not european
you cheeky bastatd
>>80587363
>200mil white people
>considers hispanics, asiatics, and halfbreeds white
Nice meme Pedro, even when you try to count your assorted niggery as white half your country is still shitskins.
And those 200 mil pure white aryan patriots you mentioned stood by and watched it happen.
Deal with it Americuck, reality sucks and Trump sold his soul to the jews so there goes your last great white hope.
You are the center of all cuckery in the world, you are the original Sweden.
>>80583638
Your map is a bit off mate.
Pic is the correct one..
>>80583638
Where is Canada?
The Wall = Hadrian's Wall
North = Scotland
Iron Islands = Scandinavia
Dorne = Spain
The Rock & Stormlands = England
Braavos = Venice/Italy
Lys & Volantis = North Africa
Dothraki = Mongols
Valyria = Roman Empire
Qarth = Istanbul
Summer Islands & Sothoryos = Africa
Ibben = Iceland
Asshai = India
Leng = China
The Targaryens are obviously Turks. Which makes sense because
1) landed on Westeros (Europe) with their dragons (cannon) and set shit on fire
2) Dragon motif is a common theme in Turkish mythology
3) Forced Rhoynar (Greece) into Dornish exile
4) Pushed back out of Westeros by the Usurper Baratheon - Stormlands not mentioned by OP is a major MAJOR flaw, but since OP is a faggot I'll fill it in - Balkans who are Turkish rapebabbies, like the Baratheons. Another point to support - Baratheons are divided among themselves just like the Balkans are.
5) Hatching the dragon
6)????
7) PROFIT!!!!
>>80587875
Reach (especially Redwynes) = France
>>80587899
The only common threads i see is with inbreeding and delusions of grandeur.
>>80587899
>WE WUZ DRAGUNS N SHIET
kek
>>80583638
>North
>Germany
>Westaros
>Based off an country in particular.
Yeah no. The only comparison that you can draw is that Westeros is based of medieval Europe in general.
And no, the Iron Islands are only loosely based of the Viking, since for the Ironborn raiding is a way of life and part of their religion, and for the Vikings robbery was just a profession.
>>80583638
Obligatory
>>80583638
What are the dutch?
Probably iron bankers?
you should stop watching degenerate TV shows with people who cant change a tire in real life, pretending to be vikings
>>80586434
Well it went over OP's head so your juvenile and painfully unfunny sarcasm is unwarranted.
But yes, the North is Scotland, not Germany. Stark and Lannister = York and Lancaster. The Free Cities = Mainland Europe, because Valyria = Rome.
>>80587899
Targaryens are supposed to have white hair and purple eyes, be immune to diseases and the only people who can tame dragons. They're obviously a bullshit fantasy nationality.
Wildlings-scotland.
Northern lands- northern england
Iron Islands- Ireland
Kings landings, westerlands, reach, stormlands- dont really represent anything, just have qualities of generic european kingdoms.
Dorne- Spain.
>>80588150
Riverlands
>>80588122
The word "viking" literally refers to the profession of raiding and looting.
asoiaf sucks compared to the malazan book of the fallen
>>80587909
No, just the Normans who lived in England.
>>80588229
And Viking is just a general modern term for Jutes, Geats and other Norse peoples. But just calling them "Danes" would confuse most tards on /pol/.
>>80583638
>Iron Islands
>Bitter people
>Fanatics following their religion
>Land is shit and they can't grow anything
>Scandanavia
Iron Island are literally Ireland
>>80588324
Just because the common dipshit refers to Medieval Scandinavians as "vikings" as a whole, doesn't make it correct.
>>80588380
>Land is shit and they can't grow anything
Why do you think vikings existed, you dipshit Brit?
>>80588455
It's okay if you want to get in on the 'WE WUZ' just say so, you don't have to be so coy about it.
>>80588455
>Just because the common dipshit refers to Medieval Scandinavians as "vikings" as a whole, doesn't make it correct.
Still means you write for the lowest common denominator Ивaн
>>80586304
>2016
>15% muslim polpulation
>poor as fuck
who is cucked now?
>>80588004
>>80588086
BURN THEM ALL
>>80588198
turks used to have distinctive facial traits before they bred into the anatolians. and no, valyrians were the first dragon tamers, targs are actually a low-level valyrian family. turks need to abandon their Andal (Abrahamic) seven religion (Islam) and go back to their shamanic (blood magic) roots.
>>80588149
you are the Iron Bank though.
>>80588646
>turks used to have distinctive facial traits before they bred into the anatolians.
You mean that you even more looked like chinks?
>>80588630
>2016
>About to have a non-white majority in all major German cities
You are
>>80588646
I can see that you are indeed blessed by Tengri my Turanid brother.
Let us take nourishment from the songs of our people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75gCMFxCzE8
>>80585235
Riverlands is Poland or Eastern Europe in General.
Tons of Fertile Lands and Rivers. But between bigger more powerful places so they get invaded allot.
Switzerland is (or was) represented by those kik... srry, merchants that Daenerys deposed.
>>80588646
>turks used to have distinctive facial traits before they bred into the anatolians
Which turks, the tengri, the glatians, the mittani, the assuwna league?
Also, distinctive facial traits is a far cry from "purple eyes".
Next I get to make fun of your analogy comparing the notion of "returning to your shamanistic roots" and thinking this makes turkey in any way unique; every single group of people on the planet has an animalist, shamanic or similarly non montheistic religion at some point in history. There is nothing that indicates that the targaryens are in any way more closely related to any group than any other, except for perhaps the Zoroastrians, but a better argument can be made for comparing them to the red god.
>>80588324
Forgot Romanians.
>>80587899
Also three-headed dragon is the tamga of Erlik, the Turkic God of Chaos.
GRRM is a true fucking thief ain't he?
Danerys is leading the Turks into Britian!
>>80588779
Turks have broader and harder features than Chinks
>>80588867
May Tengri give you kut (blessings), hope I can return the lels tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_NNzsNb64
>>80589195
Dani is obviously Merkel.
>>80583638
Greece/Portugal/Spain =King's landing = pay dem debts
>>80583638
Fucking gay. This show is fucking gay.
>>80589299
>honestly this isn't so ba-
>second guy starts
i nearly shit myself
Braavos has the Iron Bank which is in Essos (Middle East) meaning Braavos is Israel. The rest of Essos is Middle Eastern Countries
>>80583638
Åland is the Iron Islands obviously.
>>80589299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oJmU36H_zU
>>80589033
Tengri of course. It's hard to pinpoint exact features, and GRRM maintained the Elvish purity from Tolkien. Yet the elongated skulls that were present in proto-Turks like Huns and their distant cousins the Mayans, would give a more striking look.
I'd suggest you to read Terence McKenna to find out about the similarities of Amazonian and Central Asian shamans, whose methods he labels as the gateway to psychological realms.
>>80589142
Romanians = Boltons
>>80589193
He is good with arakh-ing, if you catch my drift.
>>80589195
THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED
>>80589299
Lol in Dutch that translates too:
May Tengri give you pussy
>>80583698
>>80589625
>American education
Bravoos is the copycat of Venice, banks included. It even had state assassins
>>80589625
I feel like Vaes Dothrak, or at least the Dothraki, could be Mongolians, just not ethnically wise.
>>80586188
Westeros is the size of South America and clearly takes inspiration from all nations of the old west.
>>80589943
More Turks, I bet that they have something similar to kebab
>>80589625
>anything with a bank is israel
Jesus Christ kill yourselves already you 11 year old summerfag underages.
>>80589711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr68Cmj71KQ
>>80589754
See? Praise Tengri!
>>80588630
Exposed tbqh
>>80583638
>dorne - turkey and Balkans, dessert like climate
>Reach - France(most fertile areas of Westeros)
>Stormlands - the German and central European nations, high martial culture
>Westerlands - Spain and Portugal aka Iberia, they have shit ton of gold
>Crownlands - Italy, the seat of power aka Rome
>The Vale - the alps(if they were one nation) so more or less Switzerland
>Iron-islands - Scandinavia, poor with raiding culture
>River-lands - the British Isles, rivers and used to be ruled by Vikings or storm-lords(germans)
>the north - Russia, long winters n shit
>the land beyond the wall - Mexico
>>80590063
hello yosi
>>80589717
>Turkish
>Tengri
>Pick one
Tengri mostly spread through sycthia and was adopted by the people in the turkish area, they arent actually ethnically tengri.
>Elvish purity from tolkein
Firstly tolkein's elves were just catholics. Secondly GRRM's elves are cannibals. Thirdly Huns are not proto-turks, you're confusing things that happened near crimea with things that happened in turkey.
Lastly, again, everyone had shamans or animists, they were all similar just as all monotheistic religions were similar. However tengri had some not insignificant influence from the yanma shamanism which originated a good ten millenia after the last major migration across the bearing strait.
>>80589912
The state of Assassins is MOSSAD and Old Valyria and other Stone Men Areas is Palestine/ISIS
>>80588150
old town including its surrounding land
The only correct reply
>>80590284
The Vale/Eyrie is Switzerland
>Live in Mountainous area
>Avoid conflict
>>80587749
>no replies
I love how burgers chat shit then can't take it in return
>>80583638
>Dorne
The middle east; the targaryens who had recently converted to the seven attempted to invade and failed (obvious allusion to the crusades)
>Reach
France, allusions to the gardners being first men is a subtle jab at brittany
>Westerlands
Famed for their longbows. Britain
>Riverlands
Large open areas in a tug-of war between more powerful nations; Poland
>Iron Islands
Scandinavia
>The North
Scotland/Ireland/Iceland
>The Crownlands
Contested territory, dominated by the current major faction, HRE
>The Stormlands
Germany/Austria
>>80583638
Greece is literally Valyria, Spain alone is Dorne
Hell, GRRM even named Valyria after a small village in Southern Greece that's called "Valira" and looks like it
>>80586188
Game of Thrones is inspired by nearly all european nations and medieval history. It also draws inspiration from Mongols and the Ottoman empire.
>>80587875
Stormlands is based off of medieval Germany/Austria.
>>80590702
Ghiscar = Turkey
Meereen = Constantinople
Slaver's Bay = Sea of Bosphorus
>>80589661
Åland tillhör Sverige, fan åt finnarna
>>80590702
>>80591058
>>80590389
gosh, how can people be so fucking retarded the Stormlands are so obviously based on medieval Germany/Austria.
>>80589717
No, when he was listing the Nordic races, he forgot Romania.
>>80590262
>Tengri mostly spread through sycthia
The ethnical distribution in that
>which originated a good ten millenia after the last major migration across the bearing strait.
That's what I mean by proto-Turks, Turk as an identity did not appear until 500 AC. We can't even call the Xiongnu Turks and Xiongnu is not the same as the Huns either. I trace them all back to the Yenisei people, theirs is the only language that has any proven relation to the Inuit people, thus effectively showing their presence in the great migration.
I don't dispute the way you're going, but I emphasize more on the language and the mythology, which proves that Turks were indeed Tengri - because of the vocabulary. You are probably thinking of Kurgan Hypothesis which links the Scythians to Iranians, and Scythians were very open to receiving Tengri influences due to the horse mobility in the Tundra, but if anything ancient Turks were mostly influenced by the Chinese.
>>80591139
yeah you're probably right
Wales likes to feel relevant tho..
>>80583638
>So /pol what do you think about my interpretation of Martins Song of Ice and Fire?
It's retarded and you should kill yourself.
>>80591058
Slaver's Bay looks more like Black Sea desu
I would call Constantinople the Old Ghis
>>80591363
>>80591058
>I would call Constantinople the Old Ghis
Nah scratch that, Old Ghis is probably Lycia, which is then linked to Hittite Empire.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpy_Tomb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycia
>>80590203
>>Westerlands - Spain and Portugal aka Iberia, they have shit ton of gold
Damn straight!
>>80590759
Hi Mustafa
>>80591864
>>Westerlands - Spain and Portugal aka Iberia, they fuck their brothers and sisters
fixed that for you ;^)
>>80590501
>Westlands - Britain
>The North - Scotland
It's just the war of the roses with dumb magic n sheeiiit
>>80583638
Westeros is just the UK, with the exception of the Reach which is France, Dorne which is Spain, and the Iron Islands which is Scandinavia. The Wall is based on Hadrian's Wall. The western portion of Essos is largely based on the Italian city-states, and the eastern section is based on the far east. Yi Ti is based on China
This is the only correct answer in this thread.
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Should I give Game of Thrones a watch?
Or are the books better?
>>80596772
books are better, but certain scenes are fun to watch. not gonna spoil though
>>80597181
Yeah, I've heard about the infamous wedding scene.
I'll try watching the first season and see if it's my thing, and then I might consider either continuing, or moving on to the books.
Thanks lad.
>>80597358
That's how I did, watched the first season - best season imo - then read all the books. It's not like the old fart is going to write the next book anytime soon, so that's a good time to check out the show. Cheers
>>80587036
Areo hotah is norvosi and white in the books :^) They just used him as an excuse to put another wog characer in.
>>80583638
Current situation look more like this.
>>80590203
THIS. Best input so far.
>>80591131
Great work Desu. But what I dont get is why the North (one of the biggest and most important territories in Westeros) should be scotland? Scotland is not known to be exceptional cold (just rainy like the whole island), the skinshifter/warg meme is highly inspired by germanic werewolfs (old german for wolfman), so I cant see the conection there.
