>Jewgle releases pokemon go
>People taking location-sensative photos everywhere
>mfw Jewgle can now monitor things from the ground level by accessing the cameras on these phones.
>mfw they can literally see anything they want by manually spawning pokemon in areas they want photographed.
The sinister nature of it is damned admirable.
>>80579794
They've been doing this Google Maps and Google Street View, then Google Earth came out with 3D buildings.
The entire world is exposed now, and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>80579794
>what is satellite
Sage
>>80579794
It was released by Nintendo to get both neets and normalfags to buy the microtransaction currency from within the game. It substitutes actual gameplay with exercise.
In other words, it gets you off your fat ass and running around catching imaginary creatures. And hopefully netting them some of your money in the process.
Google already gets pictures of what it wants by driving around the streets with vans WITH CAMERAS ON TOP OF THEM. Or have you never used the streetview function on google maps?
>>80580126
There was literally a thread yesterday that made fun of an obese youtube gamer who used his friends and car to drive everywhere to catch pokemons.
>>80579990
Satellites have a limited resolution you stupid nigger.
Kill yourself.
>>80579794
i picked team yellow when i didnt know how gyms work. the gyms near me are red and blue controlled. feels bad man
>>80579794
If you didn't think they were already doing this you need to leave /pol/ and never return.
>>80580287
That dude was a character. Not real.
>>80580408
Yellow is the world wide underdog. Be proud, however instinct is obviously the best trait.
Be proud.
>>80579990
Gound level photos. Satellites give you a nice overview, but to see what is really going on you need to be on ground level.
Then again, most of the stuff in pokemon go is along routes where jewgle already has it all documented, at least i havent found a location of interest that did not already have a photo made.
>>80579794
iam not buying a new phone to play this crap, into the trash it goes
>>80580584
The locations are high traffic areas already.
It's just a money scheme Ivan, calm down.
>>80580126
>Google already gets pictures of what it wants by driving around the streets with vans WITH CAMERAS ON TOP OF THEM. Or have you never used the streetview function on google maps?
Doesn't get pics of what's in my backyard, in my home, in my office.
They are already having problems with people trespassing while playing the game going on private property, jumping fences, knocking on people's doors wanting to come in cause Pokemon inside.
Some companies already have up signs not to play game in building. Imagine the trade secrets that could be stolen through the game
>>80580126
yes but now they can get near real time imagery from multiple locations and multiple angles and they don't have to be as obvious as a car with a giant antennae/camera apparatus.
>>80580776
Snowden has said from the beginning they could flip on your phone camera, location and mic and even the phone itself.
Pokémon Go doesn't bring anything new to the table Goy.
>>80580856
are you a grill? do you constantly have your phone out as you document your amazing journey to the nail salon?
>>80580681
>The locations are high traffic areas already
Bull shit I live 20 miles outside of a town of 500 people in the woods and my wife was using this app in the woods.
>>80580774
This is bullshit. You have a interaction circle of about 20-30 yards. No one is knocking on people's doors for Pokemon.
>>80580776
"They" can already do that by scraping every form of social media out there. Facebook, Twitter, Periscope and every other goddamn thing out there is more efficient.
>>80580939
The "locations" me and Ivan are on about are Pokestops. They're at every church and you get in game items for going their.
Gyms are were people battle and are usually malls and hotels and colleges.
>>80580856
>Pokémon Go doesn't bring anything new to the table Goy
Yes it does they can pick an area of interest place a Pokemon and people will go take pics. They get all the intel with none of the work
>>80580361
So is every camera...
Those google streetview photos are only updated within a few months at the very best. Some areas don't get updated for several years, if they even have streetview at all. This might not have been Nintendo's intended design, but OP is on to something.
>>80581074
Pokémon spawn everywhere.
anyone wonder what kind of pokemon are in north korea?
I wouldnt be surprised if there's like a million shinies over there.
>>80581127
> So is
>>80581074
This.
Make most pokemon generally benign, but when they want intel they can just manually spawn in a pokemon and wait. Having one sinister pokemon among millions of normal ones will mean no one notices.
>It was just a coincidence that dragonite spawned in the whitehouse, goy
>>80580944
>No one is knocking on people's doors for Pokemon.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/180967-pokemon-go/74000338/856171756
http://www.growtopiagame.com/forums/showthread.php?357307-I-Hate-Pokemon-GO
>>80580361
You would be very, very, very surprised at just how much detail can be captured in a satellite image.
>>80581222
Maybe they could use a rare one
>>80580774
If there's a pokemon on someones property and they appear on your map, you just click on them to engage and it appears right in front of you. The radius of your """character""" makes it to where you can catch mostly anything from the street. If not, that's a big ass yard.
Explain to me a game like Pokemon Go is even legal to begin with? People are trespassing private properties and going on ladies bathroom to catch pokémon. This seems like a real issue, a lot of idiots are going to do this and the game will get a bad name really soon.
Why the fuck was it allowed to be made?
>>80580776
Pokemon Go isn't the first "game" to do this kind of thing
>>80581267
None of those random forum posts are true. That's not how the game works.
>>80581302
You can't see a pokemon pop-up unless you're withing 20-30 yards. There is a indicator that tells your pokemon near by but that's just 1km.
>>80581341
Still wasn't bullshit now was it. Fuck they are even using the game to rob people
>>80581275
Can they see inside buildings?
Did you know there's a gym in the pentagon?
>>80581127
>>80581267
Both are bullshit retards fueling this popular idea that people are autistic enough to try and enter someones home when you've got a shitton of radius to catch the pokemon
>>80581414
>None of those random forum posts are true. That's not how the game works
Whatever ..hur hur doesn't fit my argument obviously not true
>>80581467
There's a gym inside of the Pentagon because it's a higher traffic area than most malls.
>>80581222
Has a bellsprout ever spawned on your dick pic?
>>80581352
>People are trespassing private properties and going on ladies bathroom to catch pokémon.
no rheyre fucking not, the detection radius is at least 150 fett or like a quarter of a block in area, read the post above yours
>>80581275
bing maps has a very good satellite image in usa but they only show so close
im sure they have closer high detail but they only release a certain height
>>80581546
They would have to live in a house the size of a Walmart.
>>80581546
no, that's really not how the game works. You have a big radius around you that if a pokemon is inside of it, you can catch it. That radius is HUGE.
I can catch pokemon 3 houses down from inside my house.
Also the camera can and should be turned off to save battery. Not one of my friends (GET OVER IT, WE GO OUTSIDE) use the camera.
I don't even know why people would ask if they can go into your backyard" for a Pokemon. It's not like they are 100% sure it is there since it hasn't "spawned" and once it's within approx 50ft. from you when it does pop up just tap the screen to go capture it.
The real problem is just loitering and pokestops in private or government areas, and while it wasn't as big of a deal in ingress, Pokemon GO is about 1000x more popular.
>>80581656
Hey bubba joe, its called an estate.
>>80581684
The radius is huge and the map scale is fucked up. I sat in the hot tub at the gym last night catching shit. Based on the map, up to around a quarter mile away.
>>80581074
>mfw Jewgle uses Pokemon GO players to get intel on suspected dissidents
>mfw plausible deniability
>mfw I have no face
>>80581786
No one posting on those forums owns an estate the size of Walmart
>>80579794
Cameras and microphones are rendered inoperable via some creative soldering-gun work. I still catch the Pokemon I want.
>>80581867
My family's estate in Tunbridge Wells is larger than one of mid-western Mega Wal-Mart's, including the parking lot.
Play around on google earth, it's not hard to spot.
>having gps enabled
ishygddt
>>80581074
>playing with the camera on and reducing your battery to 45 minute life span
literally everyone turns off the camera.
>>80581968
>thinking your camera is ever off
>>80581954
Now I'd believe some random fuck on 4chan does. You all are weird people.
>>80581867
Land is cheap in most of the country as long as you stay away from big cities and why wouldn't the first round of kids playing a Pokemon game be from privileged backgrounds in neighborhoods with large estates now that you have backed away from your original premise that nobody in the country owns large estates?
>>80582260
No I said no one or their families posting on those shit forums owns Walmart sized Estates.
One of them even said he was in an apartment.
>>80581954
I own 15 acres, and I have a small plot compared to most of my neighbors.
So I can just catch basically everything while I'm working in my "yard"?
but Pokemon Go is literally just a re-skin of Ingress...
>>80582444
Yep.
Sorry your game didn't take off.
>>80582336
These guys might be.
>>80581954
>>80582370
Gamefaqs used to be pretty legit back in the day, I don't really play games anymore though.
>>80581352
Because it's not an issue with the game itself, it's an issue of people being fucking morons - especially since your character in the game has a big radius around him in which he can actually engage with pokemon so that you don't need to actually go into someone else's back yard to catch something you see there.
>>80579794
Google already has my info and all that jazz so I don't really care. Just let me download the game already you cocks.
>>80582568
A lot of the gaming shit used to be legit.
It's all corrupted now anon. Most people trust a random British dude living in America who has terminal ass cancer..
>>80582260
Out here acreage goes for $800-$1400 an acre if its clear cut, a lot more if it has timber of course (logging area).
tfw theres a legendary in my backgarden and ive had 4 autists asking to come in to get it already
>>80582370
Yep.
>>80582782
How fucking big is your back garden?
>>80581638
would probably cost too much and get backlash from property owners
>>80582652
Remember to turn off AR and enable battery saver mode fampai
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/robbery-suspects-using-pokemon-go-to-target-victims-police-say/
Team Rocket is at it again
>>80582749
No shit really?
Is the land a swampy shit ridden mess or rocky as fuck?
pokemon go incentivizes leaving your house. truly /pol/'s greatest enemy
>>80582893
pretty big no idea how they can't get it though one of them said he could get it if he was near my shed but i told him to fuck off
>>80580774
Yes Google or the Jews or whoever developed a multi million dollar app with support and infrastructure to see in your backyard instead of just fucking putting on a dollar store ski mask and going to it in the middle of the night.
>Trade secrets
El em ay oh yes NOW those are at risk and the Jews can finally steal them through a fucking childrens app. I wish I lived in your world my man.
>>80582987
This is such a weird plan. Pretty much everyone has a cellphone anyways, why the fuck do you need a special area to target someone? Just lay a trap literally anywhere.
>>80579794
הכל בהתאם לתוכנית גויים.....
>>80582660
So what is the gaming forums run by ass cancer expat brit that the rich kids with large estates use now?
>>80583013
He's probably talking about the proximity pokemon locator. Which means that there was no guarantee it was there and he was just making a guess.
>>80582075
implying i dont keep my phone and tablet in the microwave , when not in use
ask me why, i dare you
>>80582553
>>80582444
It's by the same people
>>80583164
Either /v/ or the Reddit specific subreddit.
Gamefaqs is used by 12 and under who don't know any better and just want cheat codes.
>>80581194
>might
He's definitely. The only reason mass surveillance doesn't work right now is because there's too much raw data. We don't have enough manpower to decipher all the noise. In 5-10 years when the SuperAI is completed, possibilities are limitless. The main "hurdle" is priming the public to be complacent and accepting.
>>80583023
>>80581895
Take a look at these good citizens. They care very little of the big picture, and almost delight in showing you how "removed" they are from the situation. The social conditioning has already been set.
Pokemon Go is fun, I didn't even realize I was in my neighbors backyard catching a pikachu till I heard gun shots and remembered my neighbours hate me for fucking their daughter :/ oh well caught my pikachu
>>80583330
You need to wake up if you think the Governments data collection doesn't already work amazing and they still need more eyes.
You all are blind men thinking they've found light on the sun.
>>80583072
Because if they used a trap it would be Yu Gio GO
>>80583407
RARE
>>80583295
>/v/
How is that run by a brit with ass cancer?
I suddenly understand you and this conversation a lot more now.
>12 and under who don't know any better and just want cheat codes.
Why can't someone like that live in a large estate or near other large estates?
>>80583560
I'm not really involved in this part of the conversation, but I just wanted to add another reference to TotalBiscuit's imminent death due to ass cancer.
>>80583218
Why ahmed?
>>80582987
Pokemon GO serial killer when?
>>80583560
Because a 12 year old who owns a Walmart sized Estate isn't going to post on his cheat codes honeypot about someone knocking on his door about Pokémon Go.
Do you realize how silly of a conversation this is now?
Oh and the ass cancer man is just on YouTube. Doesn't run forums.
how would they upload all the image data without people noticing and the carriers bitching if it was done secretly?
>>80579794
It also forces people to keep their GPS and location tracking services on all the time as they won't want to miss that SUPER ULTRA RARE POKE-MAN. A lot of people are wising up and keeping these turned off.
>>80583542
>Being this new
>>80583879
Snowden claimed a very long time ago that manually turning those off was completely irrelevant.
just caught a pinsir AMA
>>80584052
When will you get good?
>>80583801
>Because a 12 year old who owns a Walmart sized Estate
Obviously a relative would own it, they would just be the spoiled asshole living in it, you silly goose.
> isn't going to post on his cheat codes honeypot about someone knocking on his door about Pokémon Go.
If he is looking for cheat codes and there are already comments about it, why not or why wouldn't that be the first website to think of when an angry neighbor asks what website to write an angry letter to?
>Doesn't run forums.
He doesn't need to run them when he can post about it on Gamefaqs from his giant estate.
>>80584052
combat points?
>>80579794
>Jewgle releases pokemon go
Except that's wrong you fucking retard, Google has nothing to do with Pokemon Go. Get with the times grandpa, holy fuck.
>>80584085
already am
>>80584119
687
>>80584088
Alright well the fucking stomach medicine is working so you win, I'm going to bed.
Some random asshole knocked on the door of a Walmart sized Estate while a 12 year old was in it at 2am. He then posted to his cheat code honeypot how he hated Pokémon Go.
Good night.
>>80583542
There's always at least one Guatposter in this board posting fool.
>>80583689
Faraday's cage. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_cage
Nothing but pidgeys in Afghanistan
>>80583218
>implying I didn't have an ultra-fine brass wire mesh added to the house during it's last restoration.
>>80584908
>>80583713
We probably have those already. They're just not reporting them.
>Be little Abdullah from bumfuck nowhere in the land between two rivers
>just downloaded Pokemon Go, super excited
>Allahackbar.quran
>Spend all next week going around town capturing Pokemon, mom's happy because at least I'm going outside. Also, at least it's made by Japs, and not American infidels. Death to America.
>lying in bed one night scouting the map planning for Pokemon that I should get tmr. I've got about 50 already in a short time, well on my way to be the very best Pokemon Master, Inshallah.
>WOAH. Is that a wild Charizard? Wheels turn in my head.
>too many hours till sunlight. And I have to wake up, get ready, eat, gay ass morning fucking prayers before I can leave the house. Those goat fucking faggot kids from the nearby village school are going to beat me to it. Okay, what would Ash Ketchum do?
>Decide to man up, put on my black pashtun and red baseball cap, and quietly sneak out window, pitch black outside. A little scared, so pretend I'm Al-qaeda oper8r, sneaking out to plant some IEDs for ISAF convoys and some shit. Allah grants me strength
>Follow directions, walk almost 2km toward town outskirts
>Can't see shit only the glow from my phone screen to guide me
>Come up to a kebab restaurant, the Charizard is inside the fucking place, shit!
>For some reason, barbed wire on top of walls, and a metal gate. But not too strange because security can be bad around here. Get closer, phew, at least no dog.
Cont?
>>80581127
resolution of 41cm per pixel is pretty much the best we can get from sats.
>>80581352
The generation that would cry about it, wants to be popular/liked.
The social approval of "lol pokemon!" outweighs their perceived social benefit of "this is unsafe, fix it!".
No OP you forgot the worst part
>no pokecenters to walk to
>no actual battles, just you watching them fight
HOLY FUCK I MAD
This game sounded cool as fuck but like all mobile games its not much of a game and mostly just you have a imagination helper.
The fact that I cannot duel people on the street like other pokemon games is disgusting.
>>80581074
>Pokémon Goy
>>80588418
because black pokemasters would just fucking shoot you and take your phone.
I hope they like pics of Pokemon on my uncut dick.
>>80588418
The game would be god-tier if it had
>fully-functional battle system as per the games, at least gen 1's battle system
>virtual pokecenters at every hospital (might piss people off due to sparse placement for their importance) or grocery store
>legendary pokemon can only be caught once and are in nearly inaccessible areas
This shit should be fully-immersive.
>>80579794
Millennials are so fucked. Totally integrated into the ZOG hive. Mobile Phones are starting to look even more evil than Television:
>tracking device
>microphone
>spy camera
Wait until they start with the implants!
>>80589251
Ah, that sounds shit to me.
For battle system I just want a moveset at the least and the change option, item option, good place to use your e-commerce crap
Pokecenters should just be any store, same with pokemarts. That would be fine. It would be cool if they could generate different items based on the store too.
For legendaries I think that shit should be in the mountains or some dumb place most people never go, not in area 52.
Imagine a guy in a power plant getting the only Zapdos. That shit would be infuriating.
>>80589069
what board is this?
>>80579794
There is a Gym right across from my house, fucking kids driving by goofing it up 24/7
the pokemon go fad will be over in 6 months
>>80590349
>the pokemon go fad will be over in 6 months
>The first Pokémon games, Pokémon Red and Green Versions, came to the Nintendo Game Boy system in Japan on February 27, 1996
it's been going strong for 20 years
>>80590349
if you see my post, i didnt read your post correctly. fml, if you dont know what im talking about. nothing to see here.
>>80579794
there is big problem with this
the more they gather infomation of people, the more they can pinpoint locations of people such as those who use /pol/. someone living at the apartment that isnt found in the database? better make profile out of it, stalk who lives there, what does he look like, what does he do. if they believe you are possibly someone who would cause trouble to the goverment then they take you out
if succeeding in this, they will have their communist utopia where every intelligent invidual will be killed and the world is just one huge pile of people who keep consuming but never creating anything
and this continues until sun burns out and all that live will perish
>>80580539
>Not real.
You fucking moron.
This fat fuck will kneel over soon, I hope.
>>80590648
>the more they can pinpoint locations of people such as those who use /pol/
They can pinpoint the location of the people who use /pol/ by just obtaining their IP address and using one of the many IP address location lookup services.
>>80590648
which is why it is a good idea to blend in with the crowd anon. Have social medias, even if you don't use them, make it seem as if you do. Watch YouTube videos, like and subscribe. Purchase from amazon once every 3-4 months.
If you have location enabled on your phone, Google knows everywhere you've been. For example, this was my trip to NYC.... They know every stop I made, every place I went to eat and every subway I took. If you go to Google Maps and open the menu, click "Timeline" to see if yours is on.
>>80579794
good thing im 28 years old and use prepaid flip phones
not being a fucking loser probably helps too
