>be me
>be a tourist in New York
>buy heroin from a nigga pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>boy you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're omn drugs
>a cop arrests you for being on heroin
>boy, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock!!!
>>80579329
do you even know where you are commie??
>>80580868
On a board full of cuckservative neets?
>>80579329
>>boy you look weird, let's go to the police station
They don't do this is freedomland my slavfriend
>>80579329
>new york
You were visiting St. Petersburg.
>>80581128
>St. Petersburg.
I live there
>>80581189
Well that explains a lot about the post in the OP.
>>80581485
How does my Finnish heritage explain anything?
>>80581904
>>80581485
burn!
Leningrad was a shitty name desu
>>80581904
Nurture, not nature.
>>80579329
>a cop arrests you for being on heroin
That's not how it works. They wouldn't arrest you unless you're acting so high that they think you'll harm yourself or others
>>80579329
>Size S shirt to look big
>No legs
This dyel faggot
>>80582372
>what is DUI
>>80581062
They do if they're pretending to be a cop for sex
>>80582170
But we uncucked ourselves and changed the name in 1993 or so
>>80579329
>>80582443
>no legs
beat me to it senpai
>>80582506
this happens way too much tbqh
>>80582372
Is lying on the pavement enough to make the police nervous?
>>80582502
It's *driving under the influence.
*italics
>>80579329
Hot, but better to take his cock instead
>>80579329
>russia
how do i report you to the militia?
>>80586944
porn is legal in rushka yet, shprot
>>80586877
gay
