Wahhhhhhahahahahaha
https://medium.com/mobile-lifestyle/warning-pokemon-go-is-a-death-sentence-if-you-are-a-black-man-acacb4bdae7f#.8w2iflqtg
I would screenshot and paste photos here, but I am on the train, using my phone. Someone post the article here instead of giving this dope free clicks.
THOSE FUCKING COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RACE
WAR
RACE
WAR
>>80571265
What's the Pokemon Go situation in Japan, Mr. English teacher? Do you feel threatened when you go outside?
Do we just ignore that blacks are the reason blacks can't go outside with expensive phones, or just somehow turn this on whites?
how sad must your life be that you have to turn a Pokemon game into a pity party for blacks
Anyone playing this trash should be executed anyway.
Filthy Frank called it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJG4aEtKeUw
What is Pokemon Go? Today my girlfriend asked me about that and I couldn't answer.
>Be American
>Want to be the very best, like no one ever was
>get shot
The place I work is apparently a "gym". All day these fuckers come on and play without buying jack shit, and a few stores around town have signs posted that you can't play it in the store without purchasing something. I'm not against GO per se, but don't be that guy.
>>80571969
Free mobile phone app/game that uses gps and your camera to let you catch pokemon in your surroundings.
>>80571912
My future son-in-law was bragging about playing Pokemon Go at the Mall of America. He's 30.
*facepalm*
>>80571265
wtf is this pokemon go shit
I'm not 15 years old so clue me in.
How could it be more dangerous to an adult black man than to the little fucking children its actually targeted towards wandering around strange parts of the town on their own.
It's a fucking children's game.
>>80572078
Pokemon like a hidden doll or something like that?
>>80572121
It's a phone app that makes autists wander around their city looking for Pokemon that the Japanese place in a little map. They use their camera to see these virtual pokemons and try to catch them.
pokemon lives matter
>>80571997
they're already using it as a tool for robbing people.
>>80572178
No, like the games. They are these little monsters you can catch, train and battle against other people. Usually you buy the video game to do it. Well now you can use your phone instead of a DS or a gameboy, and while you're out running errands you can find them at your bank, grocery store, etc. It's just that basic. Google it or head to >>>/v/ I guarantee they have a thread or two with screenshots
>>80572314
>Mistaken people going out to play Pokemon Go as protesters
>>80572314
OOGA OOGA
>>80571265
Armed Robbers UsePokémon GoTo Find 9 Victims
http://gizmodo.com/armed-robbers-used-pokemon-go-to-find-9-victims-1783416898
>>80572361
>white guy in middle
>they
pls
>>80572455
>Wiggers
>White
>>80571640
Ha, I'm actually a teacher in the U.S. The wife is an international business woman from here. I'm just kicking it here. And I never feel in danger here. People are too nice and awesome and tiny.
I do see those English teachers here though. Talk about betas. They are all frail dyels with pale skin and probably named fucking James. Arms like white grasshoppers and little bellies these low test boys. Lol
If you have low test or are a complete beta, Japan is like a sanctuary for you.
>>80572314
What a fucking cry baby. This nigger acts like black people are the only ones who ever had it bad.
>>80572314
Blacks are like this.
>why you no give me rides?
>why you no give me food?
>why you no give me some money?
>why you no give me some gas?
>you don't care
It's funny because you're supposed to share everything you have with them but they wouldn't piss on you if you're on fire.
I understand the catching part of this app but what do you actually do with the pokemon? Do you fight people?
>>80572314
>gidmedatmonies
How sad, no self reflection in the black community.
Are the pokemon randomized or placed in specific locations? I live out in the woods and this actual sounds like it might be fun to get a couple beers and wonder out in the woods trying to find pokemon.
>>80572641
You can find Gyms and take over it.
>>80571265
If anything pokemon go is a death sentence for white people. Forcing whites into ghetto, hood areas just to catch a fucking diglet.
>>80572086
Nice my fellow Redditor! XD!
>>80572793
They are, but Rural areas are pretty shit right now for whatever reason. I just drove through South Dakota and Wyoming and little towns had a few though.
Pokemon go wont work on my phone... gps doesnt link up for some reason
>>80572178
>>80572373
I'd rather go to /vp/, they know more about the subject
>>80572817
>Forcing whites into ghetto
White who are stupid enough to go to the ghetto for a fictional diglet are nothing but a detriment to the white race. They won't be missed.
>>80573128
Turn off mock location in the developer settings.
>>80572314
black culture clearly has created a higher prevalence of narcissistic personality disorder
>>80571950
That guy is fucking terrible. What's the appeal?
>>80572021
What do you sell at your jewbox anon
>>80573148
True. I forgot that even existed, since I'm not crazy about pokemon in the first place.
>>80573492
books, movies, cd's, vinyl, comics, etc
As someone, mid-20s, with an admittedly sick love for the franchise who has bought every game since inception: if you are my age and playing this while walking around you DESERVE to be shot. Leave the games at home, watch your fucking surroundings.
>>80571543
Aren't they the best :^)
>>80573374
He was funny when I was in High School desu
>>80573583
A thousand times THIS. Pokemon is my the boss, but anyone who bought this retarded ass game can go fuck themselves.
>>80573583
>watch your surroundings
Are you people incapable of multi tasking?
>>80572554
>and probably named fucking James
I don't know why but that is fucking spot on
>>80573163
Dumbass it was a diglet / niglet joke.
>>80572634
I went to McDonalds one time and ordered 2 burgers and a large fry during lunch break. I could not eat the other the burger so I gave it to my co worker who is black.
There's already a thread for this.
>>80554465
>>80573510
Reposition your pokemon shit at the front if you have any.
>>80574050
Not a bad idea desu, i'll try it tomorrow.
>>80573935
I got that. It's just the premise of walking into the ghetto to find shit, that irks me.
>>80573583
You wont catch anything just staying at home you faggot. I cant tell you how good it feels that i'm able to play this sick game without fear of getting shot lol. Fucking america, its laughing stock of the western world.
>>80571265
DESU, he's got a point. I'd be pretty weirded out if some black guy was just walking around my place with no obvious intentions.
But if he was dressed like a weeaboo rather than a gangbanger, I'd probably shrug it off.
>>80573623
dude theres some woke ass niggas in the top comments now. take the red pillz
>>80574104
>10% off discount if your faction owns the gym.
>>80572554
I sat next to a hipster named james i had class with in hs. The year after that we were in the same linear algebra class with some hot whore from the soccer team. He tried to cockblock me but I still ended up smashing. You reminded me that i hate james, what a fuckin cuck
Perfect tool for ISIS.
>>80572021
No, you should be against Go. It's fucking retarded. I can't wait to hear someone died because of the game.
>>80572554
...Do you have a youtube channel?
>>80572554
tfw named james
tfw training to teach in japan
at least I'm fit and don't watch anime, so I'll be fine? Right?
>>80572021
the church by my house is literally a fucking gym, but they're protestants so I don't care
>>80576899
Literally every single Pokestop in my town is a chuch or religious center of some sort. It's fucking propaganda.
>>80575991
it will happen. people have already been lured (literally, by using the lures in game) and been robbed.
it's just a fad that will die down when people realize they will have to spend money to keep playing it long-term. most of the people who do play it now don't even care about pokemon.
>>80571997
Kek noice.
>>80572086
Damn grandpa when did you figure out how to turn on the computer, let alone how to work the internet?
>>80571950
is 3:10 real?
>>80573561
so, all useless shit
gee i wonder why nobody buys from you
WE WUZ POKEMAN TRAINERS N' SHIT!!
>Tfw live on a mountain far from the rapefugee crisis and other retarded swedish policies
>GPS doesnt work
fuck
>>80572554
>tfw literally can't be bothered to fap and haven't done so for a few weeks
>tfw 19
>tfw girl asked me out in high school but I was too scared of going on a date
>tfw I'm called James
>tfw lanky and feminine as fuck and pasty as fuck
>tfw halfway through English undergraduate
Time to become a citizen of great Nihon guise?
>>80571265
This motherfucker is paranoid.
>I risk being shot by the police for looking suspicious
Nigger, it's called "spotlight effect" believe it or not, most people don't care about you
>going outside can kill me
Nigger get off black power forum and /r9k/
>this has been a terrible week for blackness
What!?!??
>>80572793
>>80572817
Just joined yesterday, only been in front and backyard caught 7 pokemans
>>80577620
>books are worthless
How's sharia ubercuck?
>>80572314
lol crying about not being given enough free things. work for your shit bitch. your skin color isn't what hinders you - your attitude does. my feed is literally just blah blah blah whining i'm so over it
>>80573942
Cool man what comes around goes around.
Expect a cheeseburger - free.
>>80571265
How much do you all want to bet these things are going to be used for serious monitoring purposes?
>>80572881
Damn, I live in a city in the desert and it would be neat excuse to hit up a state park I haven't been to in awhile. That really should be one of the goals of this app, get more people out into parks.
>>80571997
Nice1M8
>>80571265
The least you could do is provide a fucking archive.
http://archive.is/jggXc
>>80574360
Not true, caught 8 without ever leaving the house. Took 3 days though.
>>80578601
I think a better goal would be to get people to walk into traffic - thin the herd and all of that.
>>80578436
That was my first thought (GPS and data active and tracking your location on your phone 24/7?). It's probably also tracking who you're with, if it's able. Redditors are eating it up though
>>80576761
If you cannot bench press more than what you weigh, are pale as fuck, can'the hold down a conversation with someone who speaks your mother tongue, and are balding or have pubic-like hair on your head, then you're the James of Japan.
>>80578436
That's the only reason this stupid app exists. Pokemon GO 2 will probably require your camera to be recording at all times while the app is running.
>tfw I live in a world where grown ups virtually hunting for fake virtual creatues in real space is a thing
How can I escape this prison. Someone please make this stop.
>>80572314
what a pathetic coon
>>80571265
For every single black man harassed for playing Pokemon Go, one hundred black men will grab easy free phones off of clueless nerds.
>>80571265
Which of these will evolve first, /pol/?
>>80572314
WE WUZ DNA
>>80578886
This. When I signed on, I was treated to a warning to maintain situational awareness during a load screen.
>>80572314
>use your resources on us
"no"
>>80573163
as opposed to a nonfictional diglet?
>>80578866
Hey, why not toss on the microphone, too? Then there would be a virtual army of unwitting living surveillance drones walking around holding their dumb dopey phones up, even worse than the one we already have. I'm sure the game itself is chock full of all of those psychological tricks used to get people hooked and keep them playing in any situation.
>>80579172
And just to append this... everyone has a problem with some schmuck wearing Google Glasses and will punch and grab at the person to make them stop... but no one gives a shit if you're walking around constantly with an insecure listening/watching device in your hands.
>>80573561
To be fair you should welcome the nerds walking in with the type of shit you sell if you get only 3 repeat customers out of the deal you are in good shape.
>>80577223
>it's propaganda
It's just traffic data you tard. They partnered with gmaps
>>80579172
Very likely the mic, too. Maybe as a new special features in GO 3.
>omg guise the pokemon actually react to the sounds you make now
>>80578436
Like they didn't do it before the fucking app. How the fuck do you think they knew where to put Pokestops and Gyms?
>>80578834
>>80578866
If you think the app changed anything you're hopelessly optimistic.
>>80579597
Apparently they already had the data from some other game they made. Fucking Redditors, the left arm of Big Brother
>>80579597
Oh, of course they did it, those things are listening constantly. Now it just gives people yet another reason to hold up their cameras for the ones watching.
As a side note, Iraq vet I knew who was recon and later became an IT admin at my office insists that cellphones generate mind control waves. Sounds kooky.
>>80579703
I disable lots of apps on my phone and use airplane mode whenever I go somewhere. ZOG won't catch me :^)
>>80571265
>>80571265
>read about game this week
>realize u have to go outside
i will never download this. so much cancer
>USA
>no go zones
>not 3rd world tier
>>80574932
reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme
>>80579730
It's not any better camera position than people texting. You're still usually pointing the camera at a downwards angle.
>>80579383
We're not a failing mom and pop, we're a country wide chain. No shortage of sales m8, just loitering is the issue
>>80572554
>hating the name James
fucking weebs, what are you gonna name your kid, Naruto?
>>80571265
>I play as a black female character because they are so few represented in video games.
What a cuck
How does the gym thing work? Can I make my house a gym? Imagine all the weirdos trying to get into my backyard to catch a Mewtwo.
>>80580149
Hello James.
Lol I don't watch fucking Chinese cartoons you male-asshole sucking boy.
>>80572455
theres white niggers too lad
>>80579703
It did change things though. Ik smartphones already spy on everything BUT with this app it is done with 100% consent. So it is not spying anymore.
>>80577374
>not spoofing your GPS location and never leaving the house to play the game
are kids now days this dumb?
>>80577223
its so kids dont have to go to a bar to get pokeballs. all the ones by me are a church and a library, pretty wholesome desu
>>80580890
>>not spoofing your GPS location and never leaving the house to play the game
>are kids now days this dumb?
no how it works m8. u actually need to leave house and take picture
>>80581045
>and take picture
picture of what?
>>80580890
how to spoof location anon, for science please
>>80581136
The pokemon at the location, obviously.
>>80581195
>android
>developer options
>android market
>"gps spoof"
take your pick
>>80581332
that is some NSA shit right there. Are the japanese trying to get some info on good landing spots when they invade the US or something?
>>80581349
oh yeah, in dev options make sure "allow mock locations" is enabled
>>80581136
I guess you need to take a random picture from the location where they extract the GPS data from as "proof", and the app could easily overlay some virtual stuff from the game for collector's purposes.
First instance of this happening was a black guy walking into the wrong area of Chicago
He got stabbed and his phone stolen
Seriously, look it up
>>80581384
Yes, it coincides with Abe's goal of revising the Japanese constitution so they can declare war. This is how Japan will finally bring down America and the west once and for all.
>>80581384
>that is some NSA shit right there.
nah, it's the future
>>80571997
Good stuff
>>80581579
ohshit that southpark episode is coming true
how much longer until they place them by military bases and ask players to take pictures of specific landmarks and buildings
>>80572121
Google.com
>>80581425
No you don't. You have the option to turn your camera off to catch the pokemon. It doesn't need a picture to verify shit.
>>80581704
You know as soon as the generals figure it out they'll ban all cell phone games because they can't tell the difference.
>>80581384
They're probably using Google streetview for that already. Or data from Ingress. Ingress is a far bigger threat from my point of view, they have millions of players who run around the planet and suggest new locations for the game (any human-made landmark can count), so the dev team can supply google with an endless stream of data.
>>80581704
There are already landmarks in military bases. Seen facebook posts on /vp/ telling the coast guard helicopter pilots to stop hovering over the gyms
>>80572817
>diglet
more like niglet
>>80571265
>it's always about ME and racism
Just like feminists and kikes shoehorning in their own bullshit to pretend to be relevant and worth people's time.
>>80580123
makes your niche shop seem more popular?
Honestly you should just roll with it maybe put up a sign for general loitering like past half a hour.
that said i get it if there just hovering around a section of the store for a hour while playing there game same issue comes up with every coffee shop that get's attached to a bookstore or something they end up with people hanging out all day and maybe buying a single cup of coffee actually knew a couple who would keep a old starbucks cup and just put water in it and sit outside and use the wifi so long as the employee see's you with what they assume is a purchase they don't have to do anything.
i haven't noticed the whole "go" thing yet in my area.
>>80582191
what the hell is going on here
How could you have such instant gratification problems that you can't wait two seconds to get to a secluded fucking area
That's prolly his fucking grandma he's raping for the umpteemth time. Atleast there's no chance of pregnancy.
>>80581945
I mean something like this:
>pokemon appears by military base
>player goes out to take picture
>takes picture
>pokemon is positioned so that the vehicles and other equipment are visible in the background
This would be a good way to get pictures of military installations on demand seen from grown level
>>80582191
I like how surprised he looks.
>>80571265
That was some shameless clickbaiting
>>80581399
applefag here, but thank you for delivering regardless.
>>80582334
Dats sirry, we would never do that. Varuabre pokemon in harbor, catch them arr!
>>80571265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5GEpggSkg4
It was never implied that becoming a pokemon master would be easy you stupid gorilla.
>>80582733
here is japanbro bringing the keks to the thread again
>>80582733
>>80571997
BASED POKEMON GO STREAMER
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=WNXapNtNTZw
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=WNXapNtNTZw
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=WNXapNtNTZw
>>80582138
LOL lmao! hahaha nice one /b/ro!! xD
fuck off summer
>>80582748
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5GEpggSkg4
Is that Jaclyn Glenn?
>>80578436
>He uses cell phones
You're being monitored already dumbfuck
>>80571265
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/nintendo-adds-7-billion-as-pokemon-go-marks-surprise-hit-chart
SEVEN. BILLION. DOLLARS.
jeeez, where is the ad revenue? or are they selling the info directly to the NSA??!
Holy shit that Gabriel Squallus is spot on.
Gotta turn these plate spinning animals into proper family men.
You heard that. Being a player was never the solution. Being a slut was never the solution.
Bring back the traditional family unit.
Guess who else is making a comeback?
>>80583808
7 billion dollars in poke-coins
Incense aint free, i want pokemans and im not leaving the house
Good comment
>>80584032
sheeit
I had to stop wanking because a pokemon appeared in my room
>>80571265
>>80584286
Augmented reality for Monster Hunter when? Pokemon is for literal manchild faggots.
If you played and beat past gen 2 you're done for. I tried gen 3 and then sold it back when I was 12
terrible
>Omari Akil
>medium.com
>"my partner"
Can we just nuke ourselves already?
let's do something productive for once.
> So, [guy who mentioned blacks are far more likely to be felons], I presume you feel it entirely justified if, for example, women treated you as a potential rapist, shunning your company, etc.—since, after all, men are far more likely to be rapists than women?
how do you deal with this argument?
>>80584684
? That's already what they do? When a woman cries rape everybody would just assume the man did it.
>>80571950
jesus..get the fuck out with your lolsorandom kids show.
>>80578436
You're pretty much agreeing to be spied on just by using a smartphone
This world is going to shit anyway so I'll just have a good time catching animals made of data, thank you very much
>>80584963
Which should bother you, of course.
The argument is that the situation
> group M is the only one that ordinarily gets charged with rape unlike group F. thus it's okay to be constantly suspicious of members of group M as potential racists.
is equivalent or similar to
> there are several groups of people that all have the ability to commit certain kinds of felonies. however a member of group N is 200 times more likely to commit those kinds of felonies. thus it's okay to use group N's likelihood of being felons as an explanation for its socioeconomic predicaments.
you can already kinda see how this is fallacious just from my explanation above, but how do you explain this to normies?
>>80571997
>>80571912
lol
>>80585811
Are you seriously advocating tossing caution to the wind and blindly trusting every stranger you meet? You wouldn't go into a dark alleyway with a stranger would you? Statistically men ARE more prone to committing violent crime. There's no way around it. The best way to protect yourself would be to avoid putting yourself in a vulnerable situation in the first place.
>>80582857
kek
>>80578836
t manlet
Try being more than 160cm~ and say that shit again, benching your own weight is quite difficult if you are 180-190cm and got decent muscle mass over your body
>>80578081
lol, I got my jynx at ihop in dearborn tonight, jigglypuff too
>>80571997
Jesus Christ
>>80571950
> dat corpsing
Jesus even Fred can't take it.
>>80572554
You want a real laugh, head to any Hub pub on the weekend.
>>80572634
They've been desensitized to white guilt since age 5. They expect whites to be pushovers
>>80574932
> tanned with causasoid features and straight hair
> black
>>80586154
Hello Beta Weakling.
I don't know what 160cm is because I don't wrap my lips around dicks, but I'm 6'1". If you cannot bench press your own bodyweight at least a few times on any given day, you should put a bullet in your head. I can't believe you actually typed your response to me without thinking how weak you truly are lol good job Sven or Bjork or whatever the fuck your cum loving country calls """""""men"""""""
>>80586862
6'1" is about 190cm you fucking tard
>>80572817
>all those swedes and brits rushing blindly after pokemon into no-go areas, only to get mugged, raped and beaten
>>80571265
>Pokemon Go is a Death Sentence for Black Men
this is what they get for cultural appropriation
>rare mewtwo spotted
>it's in muslim no-go zone
>>80580149
Hi, James. There is a lot of significance to a persons name and how they act. You've just never considered it before because you're an average burger and taught the status quo.
>>80571997
Prepare for trouble.
Make it double.
>>80587657
Kek
>>80584099
The 200 times figure is bullshit though.
>(I play as a black female character because they are so few represented in video games.)
oh god kill me now
>be American in Germany
>GO not yet available to Germans
>take over entire sectors of Munich
>>80572554
Please get the fuck out of Japan.
T. A half jap who is sick of retarded foreigners ruining the city
>>80571950
>use retarded manchildren media
>to deter retarded manchildren media
Man you sure convinced me anon!
>>80578836
>are pale
>being pale is bad
be proud of your white skin nigger
but I agree for the bench press. and the hair.
>>80578836
>James of Japan
topkek. I like this
>>80573757
Its free you fucking mongoloid.
>>80587657
Underratted
>>80572554
>named fucking James
Top bantz
hey look, when the police kill a lot of people violent crime is low(Bakersfield), and when they don't kill a lot of people, violent crime is high (Detroit)
>>80590920
lel you call that a correlation? who is the bozo """statistician""" who made that
>>80591226
I call that an interesting graph that points out that there isn't a crime problem, there is a nigger problem, the blacker a community gets the more violent crime is committed.
>>80591403
I don't disagree, but that graph shows the opposite trend
The statistician is right btw, I didn't read the labels.
>>80591598
what opposite trend ? that the whiter a community the more violent crime is committed ?
>>80571265
Wew lad.
>>80590920
Yeah. Cos they killed the fuckers.
Glad you noticed anon >>80591403
>>80592129
It's not just that, blacks don't seem to connect the dots that committing violent crime gets you shot, look at Oakland, doesn't matter how many you kill, they don't learn, even public execution isn't an obvious enough of a lesson.
>>80591403
My friend (white) and his wife (black) actively participate in "white flight" because they've seen decent neighborhoods turn into ghetto warzones as the black population begins to outnumber the white population
>>80578931
Looks like either a level 10 Coon or a level 12 Niglet
>gym is by friend's drug set
>>80578836
I can pretty easily bench how much I weigh, even if you've never lifted in your life you should be able to do that. I'm not really pale but I have a farmer's tan. I'm not autism and I have very thick hair. I think I will be fine.
I am a fag though so here's to stereotypes right?
>>80591710
HAHA! Well done. You have represented a black women to yourself. Does he also work two jobs to really get in the mind of the oppressed? Or does he just dress her in his preference of clothes.
>>80591710
>Black female
Brown =/= Black
Besides, that character has NO black facial feature at all.
It's pretty sad that niggers don't even know what they look like, no wonder they fail the mirror test.
>>80586154
>got decent muscle mass
>can't bench his own weight
that doesn't make sense, your ability to lift increases with muscle mass faster that your mass does
Fuck you fag me and the other James's are headin there to whip your ass
>>80583978
kek
>>80571265
https://youtu.be/qd_77YhmOdE
>>80587657
:-)
>>80586154
Nigger what the hell are you on about?
I'm 188, and if you weigh 90kg like I do then you sure as shit have no excuse not to be able to bench it. If he was talking about a shoulder press then sure taller people would have it tough, but anyone should be able to bench at least his own weight.
do you know was just on fox, nigger are luring people to certain areas on then robbing them? Not kidding. anyone else see, was on fox and friends about 45 mins ago.
>>80593620
This is dead wrong. Strength increases with the cross section of the muscles(square) while weight does by the volume(cube). That's why gymnasts are fucking tiny, and huge animals are comparatively slow. Weight increases faster than strength.
>>80587657
A good swede post?!
>>80594440
Stop chewing your fucking pencils.
>>80571265
>went down town to buy kimchi soup
>there's people on corners everywhere
>kids walking around with their phones out
>guy with a ute drives bye "HEY MATE YOU DOING POKEMON? THERE'S A PIKACHU DOWN THERE AYE"
what the fuck
this is a semi large city too is this pokemon thing really that big? i'm astounded
>police officers in Dallas were killed during an otherwise peaceful protest about those killings
Yeah, aside from killing policeman it was totally a peaceful protest, brah, I don't even see why the police should have been there.
>>80571265
Why do they like running around capturing things?
Is that why black people rape, pillage, and started slavery by capturing people in their own original lands?
Are they predisposed to tribal life?
>>80571265
Should just get rid of 'em all....
>>80587657
Oh fuck, Sweden's getting good at this.
>>80572086
>i do not play or enjoy video games, for that is for children, not a grown, mature and sophisticated man such as myself
>>80594440
I'm a 60 kg lanklet, I can bench 40 kg tops. I'm pretty sure someone with 20 kg of extra muscle could bench at least 80 kg, and someone with 40 kg of extra muscle can definitely bench way over 100 kg.
We're not comparing ants with elephants here, we're comparing people equivalent in every way but muscle mass. If you put on 40 kg of extra muscle evenly you'll be able to bench more than an extra 40 kg. Your power/mass ratio increases when you increase your muscle mass. That's why I can barely do 4 pullups and someone heavier than me in muscle can do a crapload of muscle ups.
>>80571265
is that parody or satire or some shit?
wtf
>>80578836
>Jemuzu sensei
Do we have a new meme ladies and gents?
>>80594937
I've strayed from the point. You should bench your own weight easily, especially if you'r someone who brags about having decent muscle mass over your body.
>>80574360
>You wont catch anything just staying at home you faggot
every 30-1h 4-5 spawn on my house
>>80578836
I can't bench my own weight because I am 225 people think I weigh about 185. I don't lift much. No special diet or anything.
>tfw the game runs like shit on my phone and can barely play
At least there's someone in my area taking over Valorshit gyms
>>80586998
>croatian mathematicians
>>80571265
>https://medium.com/mobile-lifestyle/warning-pokemon-go-is-a-death-sentence-if-you-are-a-black-man-acacb4bdae7f#.8w2iflqtg
THis article so fucking gay I can't get through it.
>>80572641
You mail them off to a (((professor)))
>>80572314
The only thing they have to fear is the darkness.
>>80571265
>I giggled like a middle school girl being approached by her secret crush on the schoolyard
Jesus, Freudian slip much?
>>80595724
>I play as a black female character because they are so few represented in video games.
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
https://youtu.be/i0eaUqmt1W0?t=64
mexican uber driver gets fired from uber for witnessing a murder while playing pokemon go
>Tfw fat and only just started lifting again
>Tfw English teacher
Just James my shit up. P-pls no bully Milo-senpai
Holy fuck this article is a cringe gold mine
>I spent the other 14 minutes being distracted from the game by thoughts of the countless Black Men who have had the police called on them because they looked “suspicious” or wondering what a second amendment exercising individual might do if I walked past their window a 3rd or 4th time in search of aJigglypuff.
>>80571265
>police officers in Dallas were killed during an otherwise peaceful protest
>otherwise peaceful
"Yeah so we capped a couple of those racist shitlord pigs, but other than that we were totally peaceful, how dare you suggest otherwise :^)"
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Early the next morning, shortly after my partner left for work, I couldn’t help but to give Pokemon Go another shot.
>>80595439
>tfw i am 225 and do sets of 10 with it on bench.
you are weak anon. you are weak of spirit, mind, and body. you do not believe in yourself.
i dont like you and neither do these anons.
just stop living the lie, its time to end it all.
>don't go alone though, find some people you have alot in common with and take them all with you.
>>80596814
Truly I am in awe
>>80596814
You must eat a lot.
Pokemon is the symbol of normalfag gamer "nerd" culture. I see jocks and stoners posting about it all time pretending to be nerds and gamersbut don't know shit about actual games.
