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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/752342835630923776

>"Ms. McKinnon makes for a sublime nerd goddess... and in an earlier age, would probably have been sidelined as a sexy, ditsy secretary. Here, she embodies the new "Ghostbusters" at it's best: Girls rule, women are funny, get over it."

>"That the movie stars four women is kind of a gimmick, of couyrse, but it's one that the filmmakers and the excellent cast deepen with real chemistry and emotionally fleshed out performances, particularly from [Who gives a shit], who are playing old-friends-turned-sort-of foes [sic] who need to work some stuff out."

>"They do, which means that 'Ghostbusters' is also a female-friendship movie"

>"Part of what makes Ghostbusters enjoyable is that it allows women to be as simply and uncomplicatedly as men [sic]"

Just make the pain go away...
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>>80567340
The last line was supposed to be "as simply and uncomplicatedly funny* as men"
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>>80567340
Jesus Christ look at that shitty grammar and spelling
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>>80567340
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Someone's trying very hard to make the mundane sound not mundane.
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>>80567340
anyone who watches this must be a literal retard. no excuses
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>NYT
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>>80567903
Not true. They could just be a feminist. Oh, wait...
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>>80567340

I saw it last wednesday. It's actually really funny

Chris Hemsworth steals the movie.
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>>80567340
Does anyone have the picture showing the similarity between the sheeiiitt guy and the black chick?
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>>80567340
I love it when reviewers tell me to like something.
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>>80567340
>(((new york times)))

why yall niggas even carin?
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>>80568019
Wow, I hate the originals now.
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>>80567829
It's actually an improvement and easier to look at. It's a sad sign when nigs are actually uglier than animals
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>>80567340
>

imagine the backlash if they said it was shit
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>juts turn your brain off

Damage control to Major Tom.
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It's certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes now.

Oh boy.
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>>80568468
Obviously. Giving it a bad review is essentially a hate crime.
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>>80567340
>"That the movie stars four women is kind of a gimmick, of course"
>four women

I see three women and a black NFL linebacker, wtf
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I really dislike the idea of women taking over a franchise instead of making their own and making it great.
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>>80567340
so the movie ''''''''''''''review'''''''''''' revolves around the vagina of the protagonists ?
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>>80568468
For all reviews. For top critics it's at 50%.
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>>80567340

>Girls rule, women are funny, get over it.

What is this Newspeak fucking shit?
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>>80567340
>disposable
They certainly got that right
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>>80568852
Weren't people expecting utter shit? Like Catwoman levels or something?
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>disposable fun
Garbage
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>>80568852

It's at 76|64

honestly who gives a fuck what other people think of movies? rotten tomatoes has equilibrium rated at 30%
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>>80568967
kekked
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Honestly the harder you alt-right faggots cry about something, the more SJWs are going to praise it in mainstream publications just to spite you

See: Mad Max: Fury Road fiasco
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>>80568974
Yes. Should probably be below 20% from what critics are saying, along with what that guy that leaked the whole movie a while back said as well.
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>>80569022
Only 30? Fuck that shit.
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>>80568943
>>80568990
>disposable fun

Anything that can be called "disposable fun" doesn't deserve more than a 7/10 at most

A 7/10, by its very nature, is nothing to write home about

So, just like star wars 9 reviewers, what she's saying is "if you ignore the 'progressive angle,' it was actually pretty predictable and forgettable, but I'm gonna rate it highly because I have to"
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>Woman are funny
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> review written by a woman named Manohla Dargis

Women can't understand decent film or literature. I'll wait for a review by someone that is competent.
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>>80567340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c99_Ad62fw
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>>80569184
I liked Mad Max. It was a genuinely good film. I don't have feminists themes in movies, I hate having women for the sake of having women.
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>>80569271

>Godfather

>Not Goodfellas

VERBOTEN
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>>80567340
>it's a-a lot uh - of enjoyable, d-dis-sposable f-f-fun
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I still can't get over how ugly that gorilla is. Could have a decent looking black girl?
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they are paying reviews to post these reviews

paul f will lose his job making movies if this doesnt make back all the money he spent
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>>80567340
>Girls rule, women are funny, get over it

Boys rule, men are funny, get over it

>REEEEEEEEE SEXIST PIG!!11!!!

I fucking hate them.
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>>80569726
>they are paying reviews to post these reviews
take your meds
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>>80569184
The difference between this and mad max is that strong womyn could have been switched out for a man and it would have made no difference. The film tries to gain strength by using its all female leads instead of actually making a good film.

Like how the Hill shills try and say that she should be president because it's good for womyn.Trump is right to say that if she were a man her support would be less
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>>80569271

>Man On Fire

What is this cuck shit?
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>>80567340
>(((disposable fun)))
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>>80569818

completely unheard of thanks for clearing that up leaf
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>>80567340
>disposable fun


so a "turn off your brain" a.k.a brainwashing movie.
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ZIMBABWE!
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>>80569184
>See: Mad Max: Fury Road fiasco

>clickbait site go out of their way to try and make gamergate/mra/whatever get pissed at Mad Max so they can have something to write about
>nobody gives a shit, return of kings makes a blog post and that's it
clickbait site still run the story they already decided to run
>narrative still becomes "gamergate/mra/whatever are furious at new Mad Max because they hate women"

The Fury Road "fiasco" didn't do anything other than prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that what happens in reality has no correlation to what news outlets will print.
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>>80570026
Americans clap at stand-up comics

The memes are true.
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>The "failing" New York Times
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>>80567340
>disposable fun
>disposable
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>>80570252
Wait, do people in other countries not clap at stand up? That's kinda rude
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A fatty. A groid. And two hardened veteran CC riders. What movie is this? "Lock, Stock and Four Wrecked Vaginas"?
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Only a woman would use the phrase "disposable fun" as a positive. Everything women enjoy from makeup, jewelry, shoes, fashion trends, gossip, reality tv - all disposable. All forgotten by the following week.
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>>80567340
>sublime nerd goddess
wasn't that sigourney weaver's character pretty much in the original.... smmfh
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>>80570351
we wait till the end then clap.
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>>80569266
based mystery science theater 3000
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>>80567340
>4 women
I see three and the lesbian
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Saw the movie last week

The irony is that a guy, Chris Hemsworth, is the funniest and most likable person in the movie. He really steals the show.
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>>80570409
"Sex and the City: POLTERGEIST"
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>>80570727
Ooooh, generally so do we, but if there's a particularly funny joke, there might be an applause break

>>80570823
That's what I've heard. That's interesting considering the article at the end says something like "If only the director could figure out how to put funny men and women in the same movie"

I wonder if that was on purpose... no, surely not
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>>80569271
>The Last Samurai
You lost me.
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>>80569445
Why not both?
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>>80568019
This post really made me think!
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>>80567340
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>>80569194
You think that's bad?
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>>80567340
>The NYT review of "Ghostbusters" : It's "a lot of enjoyable disposable fun"
>disposable

Well at least there's a tiny bit of truth there, even if it's just one word.
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>>80567340
I hate it not because of women. You can tell they're trying be what they aren't.

They characters are easily readable, clique.
>The fat white, leader replaces murray
>Probably loses hope in the end but is convinced to carry on and takes charge like the strong woman she is

The blonde
>Muh RUSKI SCIENTIST
>WE meeex chemickl watch as I make ghost go boom

The other white one
>Loses hope in the beginning
>other things outside of Ghostbusters matter more to her but she puts that aside because SHE INDEPENDENT AN SHEIT


Token black
>Probably the nigger from SW7 in disguise


Screen this
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>>80571211
You should look at the ratings for (more recent) Adam Sandler movies, it's a funny and sad sight.
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>>80570727
>>80571025

Leafs and bongs have a tradition of vaudeville entertainment. So do we, but we developed the modern stand-up in the late 50's/early 60's.

To them it's still an evening at the theater. Comedy rooms began here, and in a room you clap and laugh whenever you fucking feel like it. This is America, after all.
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>>80571046
nigga what are you smoking?
where do you see that movie?
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>>80567340
Why do the jumpsuits look so fucking cheap? They look like trick-or-treat costumes.
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>>80571211
CAUSE I'LL SHOW YOU BAD
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>>80567829
now, there's a movie i can get behind.
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>>80567340
Audience score will remain dismal, ticket sales and rental sales will guarantee no sequel
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>>80567340
>sidelined as a sexy, ditsy secretary.

Instead Chris Hemsworth is being sidelined as a hunky, ditsy secretary.
Well done feminists well done.
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>>80567340
I hear Thor is the funniest thing in the film. Female """(((comedians)))""" BTFO by a normal actor.
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
gona need some luck this week
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>>80567340
K. Keep me posted
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>>80571719

Praise kek
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571648
The 80s had to rely on better practical effects and costumes to make a convincing movie. The best movies came out between the late 70s until the mid 90s desu.

Nowadays movie companies think they can get away with using shitty set designs and costumes if they throw enough CGI shit at it. And they actually do get away with it for the most part, majority of people are plebs that just happily eat shit that is forced on them.
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>>80571648

Because instead of buying actual jumpsuits and sewing patches on, they had 40 or so of these "specially designed" costumes mass-produced in Bangladesh.
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>>80568974
I don't know Anon, do you think a movie that has a theme song by America's hottest band Fallout Boy could be bad? You're not some loser MRA, are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM
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>>80571719
praise kek
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571719

Praise kek

Also this movie is a complete turd -_-
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>>80569643
>Could have a decent looking black girl?
They dont exist
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>>80569445
>Thinking Goodfellas is superior

How does it feel to be absolutely wrong about everything?
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>>80571987
>missy eliot
what is this 2003?
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>>80570026
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>>80567340
>enjoyable, disposable fun
Just like women.
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK

>reply with praise kek
>papyrus font

REEEEEEEEE
SHIT FONT
BAKA
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hitchens said it best

>>Christopher Hitchens: Why Women Still Aren't Funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80569271
>women will never understand
>the outsiders
>movie based on novel written by a young woman

movie and book are still based as fuck
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>>80571693
You know what? I'd love that movie too. Maybe I'll see it afterall and squint my eyes and pretend.

>>80571723
No it's okay because privulug
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>>80572108
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80567340
disposable fun doesnt sound too flattering desu
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571858
why now i see why everyone was so upset, that gorilla got shot, he was amazing in the new ghost busters
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>>80572128
>that was just part of his plan
lel

>this bulldike from port authority
lel again
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>>80567340
>it allows women to be as simply and uncomplicatedly as men
This is the exact moment, right here.

This is the moment I fully concede to the fact that everything on these kinds of articles, on tumblr, and even on /pol/, is just meaningless, interchangeable nonsense that is not to be understood in a rational sense, but just in some sense of primordial rage which, in our society, can only surface through these faux-civil outlets,

Why can't I get off this ride?
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>>80571211
Lost all respect for that website when I saw this.
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>>80571987
This movie is trying so fucking hard to be the Scooby Doo live action movies I can't deal
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>>80568368
I'm sure they were paid a hefty amount to say it was good
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>>80572128
>Go see female comedian with family
>Literally opens up with "MUH VAGINA" and talks about her period for five minutes
>Goes on to bitch about her ex, audience laughs uproariously when she says she wouldn't cook food for him
>"So he'd be hungry enough to eat MUH VAGINA"
>Cue laughter on par with BBT audiences

I actually started googling helium tanks and oxygen masks on my phone.
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>>80572348
it has potential.
some nice white ladies tryin' to catch 'em some ghosties with a howling ape tailing along, being strong and hollerin' about negro lives mattering when we all know that they don't.
i'd see that at the $5 cinema a few weeks later. i'd at least torrent it.
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>>80569271
>Stand By Me
>Four boys try to find dead body
>Protagonist tries to find himself moreso than the body
>His bro is kill
>parents neglect him
>one outcast is basically his replacement older male figure
>Life sucks but great friends make it better

>Of Mice and Men
>George eventually has to kill Lenny for his own good, because Lenny being seemingly autistic, would have been either put in an insame asylum, in jail for the murder of Curly's wife, or lynched by Curly's mob.
>George had to kill his friend for his own good

Is that correct? Or am I blind to some ultra deep truth?
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>>80571211
A fucking treasure.

Enchorito nacho burrito product placement with taco bell
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>>80569222
The trips o' wisdom
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80572663
>I actually started googling helium tanks and oxygen masks on my phone.

kek

that is shit standup, i'd be doing something else too. they use the same formula that you just described
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(((>>80568019)))
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>>80571611
Second row second, from right.

>a fucking toothpaste
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>>80569184
>le "I am above all of you /pol/ plebeians" post

It's always a Canadian, too.
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>>80567870
This.

the author is adding shit that has no actual impact on how Good the movie is such as "in an earlier age she would probably been sidelined as a sexy ditsy secretary" Which not only has no actual impact on the movie but is false.

Basically it's "how can I fraise this so it doesn't come off as the steaming pile of shit that it is" all because liberals NEED this movie to do well else they loose.
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>>80568833
The villain is the logo and they beat it by shooting it in the dick. You tell me.
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>>80567340
Well, at least none of these women are known rapists so it's not as bad as any amy shumer movie
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>>80572526
Damn... I think you might be right. Reading modern articles, you really get the sense that discourse is largely feels based, despite trying to twist these feels into a semi-coherent arguement.

>Blacks notice they get shot a lot, don't consider causes
>"Buh, my life matturs!!!"
>Cops, feeling that this is a personal indictment of them, reactionarily counter with
>"NUH HUH! Blue lives mutter! Get it cuz my uniform is blue!"
Etc. There's no substance, just angry feel throwing
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>>80571719
Praise Kek
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>Wiig is at her best, **Jones is a revelation,** >Chris Hemsworth is a wonderful surprise >in the movie and Kate McKinnon steals the >show. They're all weirdly endearing, too, >and it has nothing to do with nostalgia.

>and it has nothing to do with nostalgia.
>nothing to do with nostalgia.

Sure thing honey

Sure they might trick some sucker's into seeing this. But anyone with a brain can tell the movie won't be good at all.

This is all just propaganda right? Since i really can't believe someone would enjoy this movie
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>>80572763
Lenny isn't kill to save him from punishment.
Lenny is kill because 'le gentle retard giant' is a myth.
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>>80572763
yeah, you don't really get it.
but let's see your feet anyway.
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>>80572763
Women don't understand friendship outside of their shared contempt for others
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>>80572619
Quite an accurate comparison.
Something that was enjoyable when it first came out and still hold up. But people keep trying to create reboots that force annoying characters, obnoxious CGI, and unfunny jokes.
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>>80571987
>that totally off-time sample of the original "Ghostbusters" chant from the original theme just slapped in there haphazardly

triggered
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>>80569271
might as well add ghostbusters to this
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>>80570026
In other words
>I hate everything remotely sophisticated
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>>80572663

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJSryaPHaNM
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This shit is going to make money for the same reason Anita Sarblabla made money: frustrated virgins talked about how bad it is non-stop for weeks and give it free publicity.

Good job faggots.
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>>80567340
I actually cant wait to see this movie. I was a big fan of the originals, and even Bill Murray praised this film. Im sold
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>>80571719
praise kek
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>>80573269
i...i don't...i can't
JUST
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>>80567340

> just as it’s no surprise that it took someone like Mr. Feig to figure out how to make it work, mostly, by not really messing with it.

what the fuck did i just read?
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80567340
Stop giving this movie attention.

You know what goes in the options field.
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>>80573449
He was legally obligated to.
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>>80573463
It's from Always Sunny. The entire audience was fake, people were tricking her into thinking she was a successful comedian while actually being shit tier
Based show
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>>80571719
Praise Kek
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>>80571719
praise kek
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>>80568242

You're right, my eyes relaxed and my skin stopped crawling. Niggers are such violent, disgusting savages, its amazing the kind of psychological effect they have just by looking at their misshapen form.
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>>80571719
praise kek
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>>80568019
>>80570823
You're not fooling me with your (2 posts by this ID)
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The funniest women are Monty Python in drag.
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571719
Thread derail in 3.....2......Praise Kek.
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>>80572480
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>g-girls are funny now please believe me
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>>80567340
>disposable

Literally garbage.
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>>80567340
Did the movie make money though?
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>>80568019
>a fucking white male steals an iconic feminist kino
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>>80567340
no surprise the Jew York Times would positively review their tribe's most recent propaganda. Jews aren't even hiding it anymore
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>>80572807

kek
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>>80568242

Animals are cute, dude. Most Humans are uglier than animals.

This one just happens to be uglier than the ugliest humans AND the ugliest animals. Quite a feat.
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>>80574319
whoh there is a review site that tells me how much of it was (((TOTAL COINCIDENCE)))?
Drop a link for me?
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>>80569271
>>80569969
>>80571046

Should have been Rumble Fish
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who cares
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>>80573463
>>80573568

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XHyQo-bO_g
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>>80574552
dingdingding
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>>80573114
So you're saying George did away with Lenny because he became too much of a burden after Curly's wife was kill?

>>80573187
>women have contempt for other women
You're right. I do hate other women... for caring more about trivial shit, such as, hair trends on the internet than who will lead our nation; and then pretending that they're so deep and intellectual when they vaguely know the candidates and discuss them. I'm looking right at you, mom.

Other than that, I can, and do value friendship.
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>>80574429

J-dar, how new are you?
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>>80573724
And kids in the hall drag. Connie Booth was pretty good too
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>>80569271
>The Outsiders
>Written by a woman
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These are the same scumbags who ripped BM v. SM; which was a perfectly good movie.
But hd the misfortune of coming out right out after "OscarsBeSoWhite" bullshit, so every reviewer felt the need to prove their SJW credentials by ripping a movie bc it had basically a White cast, with no faggots or degenerates. Not OK in le current year.

Watch this fucking flop at box office...
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>>80572336
Stay gold, Pony Boy
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>>80571719
praise kek
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>>80574652
>So you're saying George did away with Lenny because he became too much of a burden after Curly's wife was kill?

not that anon but yes. he was a fucking retard that kept causing issues. huge burden
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>>80567340
Just a question if feminist are all for equality why aren't there two men two women on the team? That would be the definition of equality
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>>80573551
Missed the flag.
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>>80570727
don't listen to this faggot leaf, we clap at everything too.
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571719
Praise Kek
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>>80571719
praise kek
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>>80571659
Stream that film, if you're so great!
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>>80571973

Yeah the critics have their 'official' Golden Age of Holywood, but my personal golden age is 1977 (Star Wars) to 1993 (Jurassic Park). That's when movie magic was at its most magical.

> Ghostbusters
> Empire Strikes Back
> Wrath of Khan
> Blade Runner
> Back to the Future
> Bill & Ted
> Undiscovered Country
> and many others.

Best time to be a nerd. Sad I missed most of it.
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>>80571719
AWAKEN MY MASTER
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>>80567340
>sublime nerd goddess
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>>80571719
praise kek
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Is this the most shilled movie of all time?
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>>80571719
Praise kek
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>>80571211
>>80571211
WEEEW WEEEW WEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW
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>>80575721
It's just picking up where Mad Max left off.
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>>80569271
>kingdom of heaven

Kys
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>>80573449
>was a big fan of the originals, and even Bill Murray praised this film. Im sold
Bill Murrary has money riding on it you fucking hard-on. Are you a shill, or do you honestly believe Murarry gives free PR for shit bc he "likes it?"

It's like someone trying to sell you their house, what are they going to tell you?
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Canadians snap their fingers so they dont trigger anyone around them.
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>>80571719
Praise kek
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>>80568779
3 women and a silverback gorilla
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>>80568019
So the best part of the movie is the non-comedian action male actor...

Basically re-affirming Christopher Hitchen's "Why Women Aren't Funny" and "Why Women Still Aren't Funny" articles / videos.
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>>80571211
It has been called bad before. Many say that this film does things that are not correct to do. I do not believe in such talk as this. It is nice film, with happy feelings!
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>>80571211
This triggers me. KPETF is one of my favorite comedies of all time. REEEEEE
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>>80569184
>the more SJWs are going to praise it in mainstream publications just to spite you
But did all SJW-backed shit financially successful? The majority of them were not.

In the world of videogames, Dragon Age: Inquisition got REKT, even with SJW backing. It was lauded by SJWs for having more or better (straight) female, gay, and lesbo romances. The straight male got some "stronk womyn" with manjaw and a nigress. It was panned by most gamers, who are mostly straight white guys. It was so bad that they didn't really announce DA: I sales figures to their investors and only mentioned play hours. That's a sign that the game did very bad that the franchise is most likely shelved either indefinitely or just until the stank of DA: I fades away (which is probably over a decade).

Emma Watson, a prominent feminist, got REKT when her movie flopped so bad that it only took in $61 in its opening weekend. No amount of shilling from SJWs saved it. SJWs probably didn't even see it, because they were busy doing something else instead of supporting their own. And Emma paid the price. This would affect the kind of roles she would be getting in the future. Think of an actor's "filmography" as a resume. If you had a few decent ones and one big flop, chances are you won't be getting lead roles, or just be there for a cameo. Worst case scenario, she can only find 'extra' work. And since they're changing Hermione Granger (ber potential "fallback" role) to be black, she has nowhere to go. Maybe that's the plan the Jews had for her, so they could get her to sleep with them for a supporting actress role, at least - Jews are known to give acting gigs to actors (regardless of gender and age) in exchange for sex.

But I digress.

Ghostbusters will be no different. Best case scenario, it'll just break even (or slightly above that). That might green light a sequel, because the Hollywood of today is creatively bankrupt (not to mention morally and ethically), but that would be it.
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>>80571719
>Praise Kek
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>>80571858
That gorilla looks like a better figure than the other ones
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>>80571211
We trained him wrong as a joke
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>>80572663
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>>80572336
When you look at how over emotional and ambiguously gay the main characters are, you can't logically conclude that this is a movie written by a man.
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>>80567340
>reading the news in 2016

You got what you deserved mate. I only read the Army rags, anything that is actually important turns up there.
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80567340
Why are they all hideous? Can't find any good looking women to act anymore?
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>>80572128
>The problem is that female comedians are almost all dykes, butch, or Jews
Damn. He doesn't fuck around.
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>>80577142
OP here, came back because that post was rad
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>>80571719
Praise KeK
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>>80576932
>Entire stand up routine is based around HAHA I'M SUCH A SLUT AND UNLADY LIKE
>Someone else makes a joke about her sleeping with a lot of people
>WOW ARE YOU CALLING ME A WHORE?
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>>80571211

WTF? I hate KPETF now!
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>>80569643
You don't get progressive points in the current year unless you source your niggers from the depths of the congo.
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We live in the 21st century guys. Disposable fun is what people want. There is a reason why modern pop music all sounds the same, is about two minutes long and only consists of a hook. People are trained to have short attention spans. Who the fuck wants an engaging movie that is building atmosphere, context, character and story instead of a 90 mins video of woman trying to be funny every 60 seconds.
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>>80576215
first, a joke: what do you get when you cross steve oedekerk with a shitty old martial arts film?
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>>80567340
Just shouted at sony 4 it, as it showed up in me feed
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>>80576545
>$61
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>>80574429
J dar
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>>80577840
Brave New Worldy
>tfw distopia in your lifetime
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>>80571719
Praise Kek
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>>80570026
AND SHES A WRITER FOR SNL
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>>80569022
Equilibrium is kinda dumb yo.
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>>80571719
praise kek
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>>80568019
I'm literally shaking right now
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>>80569271
Is there a "Only /pol/ will understand" list?
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>>80574737
40 Helens agree with you.
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80570026
I agree with her in this case. Sick of the reddit tier humor society has adopted over the past couple of years. All the chumps are out there trying so desperately to show how clever they are. Want films to go back to honesty by making unpretentious shit. Also figure the biggest advocates for numale tier movies are young white men. This where yall fucked up.
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>>80569271

To be fair, I don't understand the Master and Commander film either. They took a wonderful series of novels, and completely miscast them. They plotted it terribly, too, and had the nerve to change the main enemy from the USA to France to appease US audiences because who gives a fuck about historical accuracy - the war of 1812? what's that?
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>>80567340
>Manhola Dargis
her agenda was firmly in place before the movie was even completed.
probably was part of the calculation to greenlight Feig's whole concept.
(the low-res in the macro actually hides a lot)
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If you are not ignoring the NY Times in the (((current year))) then you are doing it wrong.
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If they stopped telling me to get over it I might actually want to see it.
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80574999
NICE
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>>80572128
>I've seen this before.

He is so right.
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80579613
>hot for /v/
Блять.
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>>80569271

Solid list. Good mix of old and new. Couple of questionable inclusions (looking at you, The Grey)
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>>80568784
The left doesn't care about making anything great. They just want to give crutches to people they feel are handicapped and tear down anything that is.
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>>80567340
Clearly people have changed the meaning of the word goddess to mean "woman." I blame Charlie Sheen, who contracted HIV from his goddesses.
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Art thou mad?
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80579951
not really
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>>80571719
Praise kek
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>>80579929
>word goddess to mean
you're probably right but culturally it goes back farther than that
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>>80567340
Cringe
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>>80571719
Praise kek!
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571719
Fuck you, Kek
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((((ghostbusters)))
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>>80571719
well shit
PRAISE KEK
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>>80571719
praise kek
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>>80571719
Praise kek
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>>80571719
PRAISE KEK
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>>80567829
they put the nigress in the back
like when they put them nigs on the back of the bus
fucking kek
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