Black people are incredibly gullible. They will believe in the dumbest, craziest, funniest shit as long as they see it on the Internet, especially on social media. ITT we discuss the most fucked up shit black people unironically believe. Share Kangz, critical race theory, black history and Black Lives Matter myths.
>>80525999
Basically whenever there's a shooting like San Bernadino/Orlando/Dallas, my fb feed fills up with all the black people I knew in high school spewing the most ridiculous conspiracy theories I've ever seen.
Shooter is actually white, media not telling the truth, etc.
It has significantly contributed to my racism. Like, are they all fucking retards?
Anyone else experience this? It reminds me of all the conspiracy theories that are widely held by people in the middle east.
>>80526432
>It has significantly contributed to my racism. Like, are they all fucking retards?
Yes, they literally are 10 points higher in iQ on average than people who are legally retarded.
>>80526432
fuck off retard
>>80527300
Rude
>>80527757
you're rude.
>>80527904
Beetohvin wasn't white though he had brown eyes.
>>80527943
Was that created by a /pol/ack.
>>80528032
He wasn't white tho.
>>80529908
Stop stealing our crown!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80525999
>are incredibly gullible. They will believe in the dumbest, craziest, funniest shit as long as they see it on the Internet
Sounds like pol posting.
>"Look at my meme the holocaust didn't happen"
>"yeah u are right, here watch this youtube video about it"
>>80527215
He Shattered the High King...
With his VOICE
>>80530345
>posts on /pol/ about /pol/ in the 3rd person singular
>implying you aren't talking about yourself
Don't be that guy, anon
>>80530382
My sides have reached the Andromeda Galaxy
>>80530579
But if everyone was black, then where da whitey came from?
>>80530342
>the bible stories are copies of Egyptians stories
But wait, don't they say that everyone in the Bible is black anyway?
lol.
>>80525999
They be skeered of ghosts lawdy, lawdy
>>80530821
Everyone. Even the asians were black . WE WERE SAMURAI! Never seen a race so insecure about being a useless animal to the history.
>>80530783
>nobody cared who they were until they put on the masks
Baneposting is funposting.
>>80530342
>our shit
Christ these west African slave descendants are so delusional
>>80530579
Everybody everywhere in history was black! Go figure! We Wuz Kangs N Sheeit
>>80530821
The white demon is a derived species created by the Scientist Yakub on the Island of Patmos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg
>>80530971
they get confused sometimes. its all mostly made up on the spot so it doesn't matter if its contradictory.
>14The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. 15His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters.
Why do thou make fun of my chosen race?
i think it's more wishful thinking than gullibility. I wouldn't want to believe that my ancestors accomplished literally nothing of value
>>80526432
>Anyone else experience this?
Yeah, when /pol/ says that Jews were behind the holocaust or that it was faked
>>80525999
WE
>>80531693
>his voice was like the sound of rushing waters.
haha, so it sounded like standing next to a hydro-electric dam?
>>80531824
>I believe in the lolocoaster.
I would be embarassed as a Jew to be nigger tier.
>>80525999
That OP picture is actually true to an extent though. Ebonics is largely a mixture of Standard English and Creole with new slang terms added every now and then.
It was used in conjuction with hymns and songs to spread and retain information among slaves that their masters would be unaware of.
>>80526432
Holy fuck are we brothers. I went to like a 85% dindu school and most all my friends were black throughout school. But goddamn all they post is racist shit, WE WUZ, and memes like "if we deported all white men, 99% of mass shootings would stop".
Combine that with self hating whites and coal burners and it hurts my brain anytime i get on cuckbook.
>>80529649
>blacks had nets
Does anyone have the pic of Detroit now, and 100% black Detroit with the flying pyramids?
>>80532135
They didn't even have the wheel.
>>80532251
I need this one for my collection.
>>80525999
> We don't want the slave masters to know our plans
> They can't speak our language
> I know! We'll take their language and jumble it up, that'll fool em.
> AY YO MA'AM OL BOY GETTAWHIPPIN
>>80532773
>>80532072
Basically, they invented meme magic in verbal form.
>>80530345
fuck off kike
>>80532796
>>80532148
how can they possibly be so stupid? this is a black slave of arab muslims.
>>80532683
fucking lol. Dindus are pretty funny in their own special way desu senpai
>>80527215
They were muzzled because they wouldn't shut the fuck up.
>>80528077
no duh
>>80532863
>bilbe
>>80533112
>tfw intelligence truly formed after we left Africa
>tfw africans were hardwired pre-colonization the way they were when we parted
>blacks are the lineage of the dumb fucks who never evolved past that historic point
every race but africans are of higher intelligence it seems
>>80533037
>>80527943
Good subversion. Well done. Truly Jew-teir
What is the cure for this disease of ignorance, /pol/?
>>80530821
the devil
>>80529852
Those fucking idiots.
Those paintings were meant to decipt Muhammed without showing what he looks like.
What black man has no mouth or nose
>>80535334
>no mouth or nose
Bro you blind?
>>80527904
WE WUZ COMPOSERS AN SHIET
>>80535334
James Arthur Wacismann legit doesn't exist. I don't know who the white guy in the picture is but it's not him, because that name doesn't exist in history.
It's a stupid invention too, James and arthur are English names whereas Wacismann if it was a real name would likely be German.
>>80535803
These guys are the only WE WUZ that are actually funny
>>80533112
I'm gonna take the Arab's word on this
>>80530382
The ancient shout NIE GER RES was thought to be lost to the ages
>>80527943
perfect this should be spread
>>80527984
-30/10 shitpost ahmed
>>80536133
Especially when they kill white people for initiation purposes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh_ben_Yahweh
>>80532940
Ow, my language!
>>80536532
>>80527800
>87 likes
What the fuck?
>>80536117
I always have to wonder what the sarcophagus is thinking.
>I'm not claiming you nigger
this is the holy grain of we wuz. its a morbidly funny vid that i hope was made as satire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ia9CZyGCh0
>>80527943
This is actually mostly true. Spread it.
>>80533647
Actually the real reason is the black couldn't stop from eating dirt. The black couldn't consume the dirt in America and would constantly get sick and still couldn't stop eating dirt. So the slave master had to save the black from themselves.
>>80536602
>>80536635
can't get off this ride
>>80532148
Black forgot that saudis alone sold about 20 million black and 80 million died in route
I really feel bad for black people
>>80535334
R A R E
>>80530971
I'll just assume you're trolling and won't dig out Bible quotes proving they weren't.
>>80530382
In their tongue he is niggakin.... NIGGER BORN
>>80531449
Why do i see so many black faces.
>inb4 we wuz KKK!
>>80537063
>>80531693
Its like they never read Leviticus which says flat noses are an abomination.
>>80530204
muh iron crown
>>80530212
>stealing native americans sheit
>>80530345
if they will believe anything
why havent we memed them to be our shock troops
>>80537164
Hey Raheem, What are you doing with that Sheet?
>>80532148
Why am i so turned on by old style paintings?
>>80537063
>>80537360
>>80536601
Ow.
>>80535803
Leviticus 21:18
“For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,”
Isaiah 1:18
“Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.”
Wew.
>>80537306
>why havent we memed them to be our shock troops
The Jews have been memeing them to be theirs for over 100 years. Takes a lot to undo.
>>80531649
>entire body is melanin
nice
>>80537554
>>80527215
WE WUZ DRAGONBORN AND SHIEET
>>80535044
Zyklon B
>>80535676
Don't we still use those?
>Claim blacks believe anything
>Most support Trump
/Pol/, pls be ironic
>>80537688
Their delusion is deep.
Christ was the last Adam anyway but I'm assuming they don't believe in Christ.
>>80527904
>Afro-Austrian Moor
>>80530212
You mean we wuz injuns too!?!
>>80532683
bitch I aint eating without cooking but if you do cook then maybe
>>80532766
hahaha this one is good
we need to spread shit like this
>>80537864
>support = believe
Are you sure?
>>80537822
nope
>>80537878
Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha, and Moses were all black. Emperor Hirohito was black, and so was Hitler.
>>80537936
We wuz everything, anon. Whites are a derived creation of evil geniuses to torture the reel human beans.
>>80536128
"Racismann"
>>80532268
That was a very interesting read and explains the behavior of even American blacks very well
>>80532940
It's like some lovecraftian magic chant
>>80538161
>Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha, and Moses were all black. Emperor Hirohito was black, and so was Hitler.
I have to say as an Irish person who has no place at all in history. At least I have the decency to admit my culture is worthless.
>>80536443
Underrated.
>>80527800
>>80538318
The Irish made potatoes and Saint Patrick's day and Americans drink themselves to death once every year because of that. Niggers just shit up the place your good.
>>80538318
>Irish people have no place in history
They perfected the axel, and made chariots for the British before the Romans kicked the shit out of northern Europe. Before that, the Celts were pretty based. Since then, not so awesome. Potato niggers definitely nigger tier.
>>80526392
what are modern egyptians taught about their history? that they were the kangz, or that nigs were?
>>80532940
It's more disturbing that this thing worked at a hospital.
>>80537814
shes cute as fuck
>>80537864
>is voting for hillary or someone who wont get elected
>>80537588
eh,maybe for other races, I bet with a couple months of /pol/ controlling the MSM we would have blacks flipped.
>>80538832
modern egyptians get taught quran and nothing else.
everything pre-islam was "evil" anyway.
>>80538960
>I bet with a couple months of /pol/ controlling the MSM we would have blacks flipped.
so, we should pirate the cable TV signal?
>>80538703
potato niggers are the greatest linguists
>>80539084
nah that wouldn't work
we need to subvert the entire machine
I think would only work if we had our own ethno-religion that was more roofless than the jews
>>80539113
We wuz Chomskys n sheit?
>>80527943
Divide et impera
>>80530783
>be Phoenician of old
>traveling merchant tells of black men who loot and pillage passerby at night
>says dark skinned men blend in with the darkness
>town becomes too scared to go out after dark for fear of being mugged
>town calls these people nighets
>young nighets are called niglets and can be defended against
>larger nighets are bigger and therefore called niggers
>>80536602
>the amount of shares
>>80527215
Would it hurt if I took off that mask?
>>80539275
we wuz writin books while dem continental europeans wuz in caves smashing rocks together to make oatmeal!
>>80540330
aww sheit McNigger
>>80532940
Jesus Christ this is fucking bad.......
This is the first thing in this thread to actually make me angry.
Wow
>>80540466
don't tell the freckle-less though we don't want them to catch onto us
>>80532766
Do they seriously see the phrase "All lives matter" as racist?
>>80527904
>photograph
>Beethoven
!
>>80530783
This was acutally made on a thread here on /pol/
>>80526432
Ridiculous conspiracy theories like the Jews orchesatred it to blame blacks?
>>80541645
yes. It's like dueling subtexts.
>saying black lives matter implies they don't matter enough
>responding that all lives matter implies they matter as much as anyone else
SInce BLM is all about rent-seeking against white ethnomasochism, the standard reply to any non-cooperation from self-hating whites is "RACIST!", which pushes buttons in the mind of whites, making them give up more resources in order to cleanse the sin of scarlet letters like that.
>>80536272
holy shit. head shaped like African continent
>>80538703
The Irish are the best writers in the world
>>80542760
maeks u thinc
>>80542924
Ulysseys is overrated
>>80536272
>King Wiwuz II
EXTREME KEK
saved.
>>80530783
>I'm black
>that's my last name
>>80543043
Just Ulysses?
Spotted the fucking ignorant idiot.
>>80532268
interesting read
>>80537449
me too bro, me too.
>>80536174
No, it's more like
WE WUZ KANGS
>>80543043
James Joyce
Beam Stoker
Arthur Conan Doyle
Samuel Beckett
WB Yeats
Flann O'Brien
Eugene O'Neill
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Cormac McCarthy
Thomas Pynchon
Flannery O'Connor
Why are niggers so fucking stupid?!?! ("we was the Egyptians, Israelites, Assyrians, and Italians! Oh those other people living in those countries? They just imposters" Their like fucking children!
>>80527215
Lower IQs than apes...
>>80544124
>>80543835
WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEEET. WE BUILT DEM PIRMIDS BEFORE DEM WHITIES CAME AN STOL OUR SHIEET.
>>80543762
Oscar Wilde
Seamus Heany
CS Lewis
George RR Martin
Tom Clancy
Stephen King
Colm Toibin
Roddy Doyle
>>80543835
>>80543762
>>80544296
Except for Conan Doyle. CS Lewis, and WB Yeats, the rest are pure degeneracy. Yeats was probably degenerate too. Fuck.
>>80544602
This. Especially fucking George RR Martin. His fucking show is the number 1 degenerate trash on tv today.
>>80532268
Thanks for posting this, was a damn good read.
>>80527307
>Turning Jeanne into a sheboon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80538318
MULTI-TRACK DOGEING??
>>80526432
Close friend of mine was #Woke and it's obnoxious.
>>80544602
That was literally off the top of my head. There are probably hundreds more. My mother was a lit professor so I read a lot growing up. Honestly, for a tiny island of 3 million people the Irish dominate literature, poetry, prose, and especially popular fiction.
Also, Clancy was a conservative, and Cormac McCarthy is based as hell.
>>80538262
>>80543469
>>80545144
>>80543268
Hey man it could be worse. My wife's cousin has two kids she named Dasani and Aquafina. I shit you not.
>justblackpeoplethings.jpeg
>>80530783
Thats cover art for some shitty fantasy novel, not historical portrait
Are niggers really this dumb?
>>80538262
>>80543469
>>80545144
>>80545668
There's a certain number of black kids named Latrine every year.
>>80525999
>blacks were nazis, damn thats powerful son!
>blacks were also in autswitz, the man keeping da broda down!
>>80544124
You really can't give an ape a human IQ test. It's why you have such a huge discrepancy in score. E.g., Koko could be 75-50 IQ because large portions of the test have to be discarded and reworked.
>>80545923
I'm not surprised. Growing up those dumbass "African" made-up names used to really piss me off, especially since the single moms who come up with them don't give a fuck about their kids. Getting older, though, it ended up helping me by serving as a big red flag for which black girls to avoid dating. Saved me a lot of headache and drama, I'm sure.
>>80536601
>((( WHITE )))
>((( HITLER )))
ONE OF US
>>80546056
>blacks were nazis
>>80532268
Good read
You wouldn't believe the dumb shit I've heard at my job
>If you starve your cat, it will get rid of your pests
>Spaying/neutering makes dogs aggressive
>If it has wrinkles, it's a pit bull
>If it has a dark nose, it's a 'blue nose '
>Animals will only grow into the space it's given, and that's how small dogs and cats are created
>You have to beat the shit out of your animal regularly and for no reason to assert dominance
>American dogs came from American wolves which came from mountain lions
>DOMESTIC cats are native to X
>Dogs can only drink dog water that you buy at pet stores
>Rabies vaccine gives animals autism
>Ticks are needed to keep the animal's blood flowing
And much, much more.
Also why does every black person say spayed-ed instead of spayed?
>>80547182
>American dogs came from American wolves which came from mountain lions
BWAHAHA!
>>80525999
My redpilled christian 2nd amendment-exercising Soros-hating black friend and I love to laugh at this shit. Not all of them are gullible.
>>80547509
>Not all of them are gullible
Outliers don't make up for the majority that are.
>>80546098
That's a good point. I would be interested in seeing how they assessed that.
>>80547182
>dogs can only drink dog water
How are we not capitalizing of niggoys
>>80525999
>Black people are incredibly gullible. They will believe in the dumbest, craziest, funniest shit as long as they see it on the Internet
White people are pretty gullible too, I hate to say it. Goys gonna goy
>>80531868
>nobody cared who they were until they put on the masks
huhuhu
>>80548143
Every jew on /pol/ has popped into the thread to tell us so.
>>80538318
I don't really know my history, but not every single culture has to be/CAN be the ultimate superstars. People can have their own customs, traditions, cuisine, music, holidays, festivals, etc. to bring their own unique flavor of variety to life. As long as they don't bring rampant crime, violence, retardation level IQs, ideology to overthrow their host country, or behavior to replace the native demographics then they are completely welcome. I mean that as an extreme Nationalist Isolationist .
>>80547509
Laughing at this shit is one of the more popular coping mechanisms for non-retarded black people (that I know anyway) to keep from killing ourselves. It's why I'm here. Plus it's legit funny as fuck.
>>80531693
>14 and his head and hair were white like wool, white as snow
>head and hair
>head
And don't forget the flaming eyes and the sword in his mouth and the stars in his hands and a face that shone like the sun. Sure sounds like a black man doesn't it.
>>80545583
>You can live in your car but you can't drive your house.
This almost feels like some kind of proverb.
Shiieeett...what be photoshop?
>>80537697
I'm honestly extremely disappointed I didn't get a (you) for this.
>>80527215
WE WUZ DOVAHKANZ AND SHIET
>>80539275
What nations or nation is Russia currently propping up in Africa? I can't believe there are actually nig nogs in the Red Army. Officers in some sub Saharan country getting some training?
>>80527943
8/10 bretty gud, but white people are actually using Mexicans to get rid of blacks, not Muslims.
>>80529649
>blacks not realising that european 'slavers' were merchants and simply bought the slaves from local kangz n shieeet.
>>80548095
Because they'd just end up using taxpayer money for it anyway
>>80540204
Learn to bane post you fucking normie
>>80531868
>Moors were Black
Jesus... is no one safe?
A few years back I used to peruse all types of Afrocentrist shit on facebook and it would all revolve around Egyptians creating circuitry, White people "stealing" the genetics of blonde hair from black people and fuck dude to top it off there's this gem
I can't remember every single bit of it but the basic idea was this.
Way back when, Black people created a machine that could enhance someones inherit intelligence. They would become smarter using this machine. According to this theory, at this time, White people were still a cavemen esque lifeform.
They claimed that white people (being dumb cavemen) somehow managed to learn to use the machine and sapped all the black people of their intelligence leaving them all drooling and stupid while the white men went on to create a civilized world.
There was a huge comment section discussing how white men stole the ideas for society from the black folk etc etc.
I got blocked from commenting when I asked how white men learned to use such advanced technology if we were so stupid and why we didn't keep some of those machines to enhance our intelligence further.
The shit black power folk believe is fucking insane.
>>80527943
Genius
>>80554536
Adding ontop of that nonsense there was also a LARGE community of peple that were all trying to convince themselves that everyone in history was black. From the Vikings to Shakespeare, they were all black and the ebil whit menz changed history to make them white.
If you get the chance, delve into that shit, it's fascinating.
>>80527215
FUS!
>>80547675
>WE PRESIDENT NOW
>>80547675
OH GOD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TEEN CONTESTS WERE A GLORY HOLE OF WONDER.
anyone got
>the top 20% of blacks is smarter than 1 in 2 whites
from occupy democrats?
>>80538161
>Nope
$2 bills are still legal tender, and are still being printed today.
>>80525999
I find it funny how blacks in africa have more legends about light-skinned and pale gods, warriors and spirits than they do about themselves.
When I was in the Congo, I met a tribe of pygmies who had never seen a white man before. They thought I was an angry spirit come to punish their village for some transgression.
The next month I met a Pygmy tribe who called him Dejan Narur which means something akin to 'Sky Giant' from their legends. I'm only 6' but I was nearly twice as tall as their average female.
>>80527800
>how you find this?
>>80526432
We all come here and claim that it was Jews or crisis actors attempting to enact more gun control.
>>80526432
I have experienced things similar to this. Not necessarily friends because
>having black friends
but I have seen an immediate response of "THE SHOOTAH IS WHITE" from various sources and shares.
>>80532268
Good read, saved
Can anyone provide me sources disproving the WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIEEET claims? I can't find anything on it, or a detailed explanation.
>>80532773
My fucking sides
Ohh lawdy I just lost it reading this
>>80530212
The Seminole tribe is black.
You should have paid attention in American History class.
>>80526432
Blacks take conspiracies to the next level (in a bad way).
>>80532268
I can't believe how well written that was.. either masterful ruse or unsettling truth.
>>80527717
Nobody actually believes this one do they?
>>80545804
Fantastic read. If it could only be turned into something nignogs could understand. Nigs need a fuckin venn diagram,peppered with memes, to even get a sense of what it even means to function as a human and how it benefits them.
>>80531611
>Christ these west African slave descendants are so delusional
Saddest thing is, I guarantee you none of them know where in Africa their ancestors are from. They just think that everything in Africa relates to them somehow.
>>80527904
This one always cracks me up.
They also try to claim Mozart.
As if anyone with even a microscopic fraction of dindu blood could create the complex musical masterpieces that these men composed.
Holy mother of FUCK, they are stupid!
>>80537073
'Philosophical plane'
They don't know that word means nothing in regards to actual science
>Yeah you're right. YOU look like shit. HahahahHaha
>*orders scotch & checks portfolio on BlackBerry*
>>80559617
Of course the real logical disconnect is that, if they were so intelligent back then, why are they at the bottom of the shitheap of races when it comes to modern social/scientific/technological achievement? Literally, they're like above Aussie abos and that's about it. Mexicans actually ARE intellectuals by comparison.
If they were master philosophers then, why are they a bunch of chimping idiots now?
>>80560801
>If they were master philosophers then, why are they a bunch of chimping idiots now?
Whit people.
>>80527215
I don't have the picture, but those muzzles were actually used because the females would not stop attempting to eat dirt/mud/rocks and this was the only way to keep them from ingesting harmful stuff kek
>>80530579
we
wuz
evehthang
an
sheeyit
>>80537449
>Nude with a Japanese Umbrella - Aimé Morot
You are welcome
>>80554287
Ed. He just has the most perfect photographic face. I'm really going to miss Nigel and him in the Brit/pol/ threads.
>>80528032
>a photograph
>from the 1770s
Jesus christ
>>80532773
but that doesn't make sense you mong.
the slaves didn't speak any common languages necessarily since many of them came from far flung places, had been born in the New World, or were from the deep dark jungle and spoke a tiny language.
>>80532773
my sides have ceased to exist on this plane of existence
>>80538161
$2 bills are still being printed, they are just not requested as often.
>>80563312
>deep dark jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsHztu06kDU
And whatever the fuck this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKw-FFf1CTc
>>80555299
That's from /pol/
>>80545583
>Read this
>Call bullshit when I see the name "Iisszzttadda"
>No fucking way black people are THAT stupid
>Google "Iisszzttadda" for funsies
>See multiple FB pages with that name
MFW
>>80532268
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>>80546678
>>80545144
>>80543469
>>80538262
There's more to the post here. image cut it off.
https://whitelocust.wordpress.com/morality-and-abstract-thinking-how-africans-may-differ-from-westerners/
>>80527215
>>80527307
>>80527516
>>80527595
>>80527717
>>80527800
>>80527904
>>80527943
Already quit the boring thread here. These are obviously fake/made by /pol/
>>80527800
>Abraham Africanus Lincoln
Not even trying
>>80525999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg
Why aren't we redpillig them about the jews? This is real and no conspiracy,it's hidden from the public. We need to make black friendly memes memes with redpills about jews. This is a golden opportunity.
>>80570354
Sounds like some of them don't even know who the Jews are