Howdy, neighbor! I gotta run to the corner store real quick, think you could watch my Trump sign for me while I'm gone?
Thanks!
Even if he doesn't share my views, I'll gladly protect your property, yes.
Fuck no I'll switch it with a Hillary sign just out of spite
NOT YOUR PROPERTY
>>80505737
*sets fire to lawn*
*hangs his family member from his tree*
No bigots in my neighborhood
>>80505737
If your town is that liberal that someone would steal your sign because they disagree you should leave
Sorry m8, I need to take my migu for a walk.
*shoots sign with legal assault rifle 15*
take that fucking rednecks!
>>80505737
Dude this is no joke. Two feckless losers stole my sign last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruklNQpUnAE
>>80505737
DIS NOT YOUR LAND WHITEY
DIS MY ANCESTORS AND MINE
HOW ABOUT WE DEPORT YOU
#CHIEFRAPEDBYWHITEMANFORPRESIDENT2k16
>>80507138
I'm officially spooked
>>80506488
A true nationalist. We need people like you to fend off the degeneracy.
>>80505737
Let me put my Iron March posters up on your telephone pole ok?
>STAND IN THE GAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuTekWF8ORo
>>80507419
that was my favorite part, that and watching her struggle to pull up the sign. when I first saw it I was also genuinely spooked that the ghost of niggers past was stealing my signs.
>>80505737
sure!
just watching
wow i love my job, how could this get any better?
oh shi- what the fuck do i do guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
>>80507817
>>80508003
>>80508138
>>80508515
>>80508515
you damn retard!
all you had too do was watch the damn sign
Sure
*unsheathes AR15, MAGA hat, lawn chair, and beers*
i tried to fix it but i think i did something wrong
>>80507138
I don't even put my trump signs out anymore. I just keep them hidden in my trunk, the world is too dangerous for my precious babies
>>80509533
what the fucks going on there
nigga thats some trumpogami
>>80507138
this makes me very upset
What is the legality around putting bear traps around a Trump sign on your own property?
Asking for a friend
>>80509921
if your super careful and can support the fact that you are trying to catch "pests" otherwise boobytraps are ileagl cause they have noo discretion
I ONLY TURNED MY BACK FOR A SECOND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
>>80509921
If you lived somewhere a bear might be around I'd guess go ahead
>>80509702
Put them out when trump wins, besuretowatchthemto
>>80510164
we call that freedom
>>80505737
*farts*
>>80507138
kinda qt though?
>>80505737
>knock sign over
>>80505737
Yes, sir, I'll keep an eye out.
