ITT: We post like it's 1939.
CZECHS BTFO!
>>80499504
We finally have a common broder with Hungary. May it last forever!
What's that between France and the Netherlands?
>>80499504
I say nothing to offense anyone so i can stay neutral. Nothing in here just swamp and cheese.
Pls no invade
Russia, P-please no
>>80501489
I'm not sure, but I think Germany wants to eat it.
Wow, hitler is literally napoleon. What's next conquering russia? Ts 1939 not 1812. Jesus Chris I'm tired if you imperialists.
>>80501489
Say, Englandbro, what are your thoughts on this?
I mean, surely you support the people who will liberate you from the fat, grubby mits of Chutchill, right?
lmao eat shit everyone
10th best economy in Europe walking through, step aside shitholes
>>80504058
Hey Latvia, are you ready to gib clay to the red blob?
>>80504520
Nah. I already told him that he stays where he is and we stay where we are.
>>80504650
Oh, well that's great! I sure am glad that everyone in Europe is finally able to get along.
I have a bad feeling about this
>>80505111
Shut the fuck up and join the axis already; we have cookies and clay.
>>80505013
Right? Also nice ships you have there! We're kinda keen on submarines though.
>>80499504
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>>80505277
I agree that the US have sexy ships, but we Germans currently have the most powerful battleships in the world
>pic related is an H-39 class battleship, of which we will have 2 in the next few months. We already have two Bismarck-Class battleships in service.
Fuck off
>>80506127
What flag is that? I'm looking in my book of currently existing countries, and I don't see this flag.
Military? Nah we don't need it. Fuck off trekkies.
Holy Shit! China just joined the Axis! It's happening!
>>80507074
Why the fuck did you moose fuckers declare war on me? I dindu nuffin!
>>80499504
The only reason the Czechs got "BTFO" was because they were betrayed by England.
we don't want to get involved(goes back to secretly building army)
>>80499504
muh greater rumania
inb4 gib back clay
>>80507556
Actually, the reason they got BFTO was because I offered to give Slovakia to Hungary, which prompted Hungary to join the Axis. Also, once the ultimatum was sent to the Czech government, they decided to declare war on me. So, in reality, they got BTFO because Germany stronk.
>>80507726
>tfw America's foreign minister is a member of the fucking Socialist Party
>>80505884
When will those fighters we ordered from you come? You just can't keep delaying them every month.
>>80499504
Nazi meme is satire r-right guise?
>t.(((me)))
>>80508038
Heyyyyy man. We're kind of in the middle of Operation Seelowe. I'm sure you understand that we have higher priorities. We'll have a surplus of destroyers after the war, if you want any.
>>80508591
Gee I don't know man.
>>80508769
Don't worry, they're not like the shitty destroyers that the jews in America sold to the British. We're talking 1936-class shit.
>>80509005
I guess we can take a few of them instead. DO you have any spare tanks? We're kinda low on them. Only 30 Fiat 3000's
>>80509211
We have about 20 Panzer III Ausf. E tanks that we could sell you. They'll serve you well considering that your biggest threat is a shitload of Soviet T-26 tanks.
>>80499504
>be me
>visiting british raj
>fuckin skinny ass nerd in glasses screaming to a bunch of towelheads
>goodness
Cool telegram thread btw guys. America pls go, you will never be relevant nation.
>>80509666
Churchill is confirmed satan.
>>80509592
Deal.
>>80509211
If you are willing to buy our Panzer I tanks, you can have all of them.
>>80509779
We need to use meme magic to get Hitler to invade Russia, would kek so hard.
Buying ultra quick firestarters and aviation goggles
>>80509923
Well, as you can see, this would be difficult logistically. If we can get Romania and the Baltic States to join us, then an invasion would be feasible.
There's some really wacky stuff happening across the ocean. Kinda hope the Axis fills those pretentious Brits with daylight since them German dames really are as cute as a bug's ear.
>>80510300
Watch that sinner's tongue, Yankee-Doodle. I've naught much sympathy for you chaps. Why, even those stinking japs could wallop you in a gulp.
It'd be the cat's pyjamas, and make my day smooth as whistle, I'll tell ya.
Cheerio, you filthy bugger!
>>80509881
Even better then, the soviet scum stands no match.
Germany better not try and attack America, we could wreck their shit if they do. Our ports and bases are secure.
>>80499504
old
>uk
>france
>a trustworthy ally
LITERALLY PICK ZERO YOU SUBHUMAN TRASH
IM #TeamHitler NOW
YOU ARE NEXT FAGGOTS
>>80510298
Why hasn't South Tyrol been liberated yet?
>>80511246
Czechbro, explain to me why Slovakia was allowed to remain independent after the war.
>Tfw filthy fucking moors won
>>80510968
Oh you fuckers have been shilling against the German-American Bund for YEARS. I've tried to improve relations via politics, but your dirty socialist leader isn't having any of it. If it's a war you fuckers want, it's a war you'll get.
>>80511424
Because that is currently Italian clay, and I cannot do anything about it now that they are Axisbros.
>>80499504
DELETE THIS
I still hope that we will join Axis. France and UK cannot be trusted and Reich gonna steamroll through us like hell, even if give them Gdańśk (But we can't anyway, it's not ours.)
Also, fuck eternal Pepik, Zolzie nasze.
>>80513717
>being this mad
>>80514088
See >>80510298
You guys decided to join the Axis, then returned all rightful German clay. But don't worry, we'll give you Soviet clay as compensation.
whats the best ISO mounter?
I went to install Power ISO which I used in the past and it kept trying to force me to install a bunch of toolbars and shit
>>80501705
I think we should side with this Hitler guy, mates.
>>80499504
Distinct lack of Germans in this thread...
>>80499504
I feel safe!
WEAPONS! FRESH WEAPONS! BUY THEM CHEAP!
>>80514500
I think not what if they found out our secret that we are actually Jews
>>80514509
>>80514589
You shouldn't. You stupid nogs decided to declare war on Germany, AFTER Operation Seelowe began! You niggers are going to be steamrolled and then genocided!
>>80514736
The anti Jew thing is just to garner cheap political support, I'm pretty sure. Hitler would never go through with any real anti-Jewish policies.
>>80514589
Czechoslovakia?? I didnt even know that place existed. Whatever germany do your thing. Based ford likes you guys
>>80515090
Well i guess you are right
What's the worst that can happen
>>80514888
lol faggot. We got Jan Smuts coordinating with Winston Churchill to defeat the North African Campaign of the Reich as well as the Italian Campaign.
gg no re
Wew america lads we oughta go lend a hand eventually eh?
Oh shit! All Finns report in! It's happening!
>>80515204
Okay, I dont remember signing up for this. Do you remember signing up for this?
>>80515446
Nope.
>>80515496
Oh come on my fellow germanic, don't you want to help defeat the eternal anglo?
>>80515496
may you live in interesting times
>>80503499
Enjoy getting BTFO by the Russians after you take london
>>80499504
Perkele
>>80515637
spam land forts along russian border
retard
>>80515675
In HOI4, it's not the Russian border that's the problem, it's Russia's capability to outmanpower you.
Germany is going to take ground initially, but lose steam. If you try to turtle, you're going to get wrecked. You want to take out Russia as earely as possible.
>>80515496
I signed up to kill Bolshevists for fuck sake, not to get frostbite in some Belarusian trench.
>>80515496
I just wanted a cool uniform and some medals
So much snows
So much dead
At least we are still at the winning side.
Let us conquer that upcoming town
Stalingrad i Thought it was
>>80499504
>>80501489
It's the EU as baby, poorfag.
>>80515915
Kek
>>80515766
My laptop can't handle HOI4
I like playing as bulgaria HOI3 and supporting my german friends push into USSR, but still get btfo.
I might try capping turks and rushing through caucus to troll
>>80510994
wow the patton part at the end...
>>80515560
Well sure, I want Ceylon back. But then, why are we invading Russia again?
>>80516117
noones pc can handle hoi4 the spaghetti code is so bad they had lags during the pre release streams
Lmao at panic mongers, based Chamberlain said peace in our time, he had a piece of paper and everything.
>>80515893
Oh hey, we're being redeployed to Yugoslavia to fight bolshevist partisans. I'm sure this will be easy.
Our back up will be 2 Muslim SS divisions, I'm sure the warrior spirit of Islam will help us overcome those Slavic bolshevists.
>>80514500
It's so hot.
Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present the KMS Mainfranken, the first H-Class battleship. She and her sister, the KMS Sudetenland were lauched today. Both ships are armed with 8 40.6cm SK C/34 cannons, the biggest gun yet put on a battleship (Bismarck had 38cm guns).
>>80516695
I love based Muslims
I can't get enough of them
I hope we can get some of those nice people in our society.
Whats the worst that can happen
>>80501250
SOON, MY POLISH BROTHER...
SOON
>>80516695
OKAY this went poorly. The muslims all deserted and they stole our fucking supplies and now we're being pushed back by some commie called Tito.
I'm sure Dutch efforts in Yugoslavia in the future will be more succesful.
>>80516885
>BB
>not CV
it's 1939!
>>80515668
Perkele bustalainen
>>80517030
Wait, what flag is that? Is that
>a
>fucking
>leaf?
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO POST AS THIS IS 1939 AND I KNOW NOT OF THIS INTERNET YOU SPEAK OF
>>80517081
>I'm sure Dutch efforts in Yugoslavia in the future will be more succesful.
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>>80517100
While your double digits compel me to build a fleet of carriers, I'll just stick with the one that has been under construction for a while.
DESU familia, I wasn't expecting Seelowe to be as big of a success as it's turning out to be, so I didn't prioritize carriers as much. However, with the prospect of a puppet UK and with the US antagonizing me more and more, I may have no choice but to start building a fleet of carriers.
>>80517394
you should use this kamaraden
http://enigma.louisedade.co.uk/enigma.html
>>80505784
>Israel
>not on the list
>>80517394
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>>80517410
you already took London?
what are soviets doing?
>>80517671
I have taken Londonistan, and the Soviets just started the Winter War. I need to declare war on them before they eat the Baltic States, so I need to wrap up this whole Seelowe thing.
>tfw broke af
When is this depression going to wnd bros?
No bully pls germany-chan, or I will shoot your general baka!
You faggots being faggots again?
Ok then Heil Hitler. America no.1. God save the queen. And jews are welcome. Fuck you Norway, you should have stayed in the union if you wanted your master's help.
Buy our steel, homos. Peace and love.
I'm rich bitch!
>>80517984
>Schweden
>calling other countries faggots
TOPKEK
O
P
K
E
K
>>80518182
That's hilariously original, Miguel. Don't you have a race war to passively lose?
>>80518182
Holy shit, you really ARE assblasted!
I have a theory that every country with flag that contains the color yellow is shit tier.
>tfw the UK finally surrenders, but the game crashes right before the autosave
I think its time we leave this Baltic Entente meme behind and join the Axis.
>>80518634
>belgium
>romania
>moldova
>venezuela
>colombia
I'm starting to see it...
>>80518934
This. You'll be saved from the tri-anschluss if you do.
>>80519071
Guess we're buddies now then.
How surprising, the Yanks are going to sit the war out again.
>>80519038
>Sweden
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>that date
England got BTFO in mere MONTHS!
Also, Dutchbros, you now have Ceylon clay once more.
>>80519939
>the date in the pic
>that post number
Meme magic?
>>80519939
>attacking across the maginot line
>>80520259
No familia, I OWN the maginot line.
This is my second war with France in the last year. The first one, I attacked through Luxembourg, and demanded that France hand over rightful German clay, which includes the Maginot line. This time around, MY troops are manning the line.
>>80499504
horry shieeey why this looks so much better than HoI4???!!
>>80520904
because Paradox is retarted
>>80514830
That picture is unreal dude, I've never seen anything like that. This changes everything, certainly everything in my life. That sure is something else. Wow.
>>80501250
May it last forever, although I fear for the future.
>>80499504
Feeling comfy here, we just secured peace with Italy and Germany, we are friends with UK, life is good. Also, may Banovina Hrvatska be forever.
Holy shit guys, I just wrote up the results of the naval war between the UK and Germany. Below is a list of each nations major losses to eachother (only listed major british ships sunk by german ships, vice versa).
British ships sunk: HMS Rodney, HMS Ramillies, HMS Repulse, HMS Furious, HMS Devonshire, HMS Exeter, HMS Hawkins, HMS Norfolk, HMS Shropshire, and the HMS Sussex
German ships sunk: KMS Blücher
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGGER!
Rate the Toldi, our new light tank. It's a pretty solid, reliable machine with good mobility, from what I heard.
>>80507101
game is kind of weird in the pre-sets
says that nationalist china is a puppet of Japan in the 1939 presents
>>80522261
>OUR new light tank
Don't you mean your new Czech rip-off?
>>80522514
Swedish rip-off, actually.
COMMIES GTFO
THIS IS NOW A COMMIE HATE THREAD
>>80510994
kek the end
>>80522674
So, Hungarybro, are you ready to help invade the Soviet Union?
>>80522811
I hope you are, because IT BEGINS!
All Axis nations report in! This is truly the happening of our time!
>>80522811
I thought we have a non-aggression pact with them. We're not quite ready though. We're arming for war against Ro... ...I mean, focused on renegotiating faulty treaties for the benefit of all and to ensure lasting peace in the Carpathian Basin based on mutual understanding between peoples. Could you sell us some weapons?
At any rate, we're inclined to help. We don't have much love for the Bolsheviks ever since 1919.
>>80523231
WHAT THE FUCK GERMANY
I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDDIES HERE
fucking soviet NAP breaking backstabbing cunts
>>80499504
What game is that?
>>80523269
>implying the RibbenTRAP-Molotov pact ever happened
>>80523440
They declared war on me all of the sudden. Latvia and Lithuania did the same for some reason.
>>80523500
It's Hearts of Iron III, you fucking leaf.
>>80523614
Liberate us, please. Don't let Ulmanis die in vain
HUZZAH! Finland has just joined the Axis!
>>80523715
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Riga tomorrow.
>>80503499
>1939
he fell for the invading UK before SU meme
>>80524009
See >>80519939
But seriously, what flag is that? I don't know of any country with that flag.
>>80524009
This is a country only thread now, non countries not welcome.
>>80524298
Say, how are you guys enjoying being a German puppet nation? I'm sure the economy improved as a result.
dont mind us we'll just watch from over here
>>80519939
>>80524175
seriously though your game is way too easy, must be a shitty germany OP mod
>>80510298
Fucking stupid, there's no way that Hitler would ever invade after signing the non aggression pact.
The USSR is basically in the axis.
Lrn2geopolitics newfriend
THE CUNTS ARE STEALING OUR GOLD
send help someone
pls
>>80524542
>implying I ever signed the nonaggression pact
>>80523656
Thanks burgerfriend, have a smug leaf
>Ho4 is an oversimplified mess compared to the previous games, air combat is terrible, there is no espionage, there aren't any decent flavour events, trade is a lot worse than what it used to be, etc.
>Ho3 doesn't have a Kaiserreich mod
>neither does Ho4
>>80524616
I just liberated Riga, your gold is now safe.
>>80524653
There's no way Hitler is going to take on Russia though. If they do they'll probably win. Just remember to bring winter clothes haha.
I know, whos dumb enough to invade Russia without warm clothes...
>>80525504
Our Legion is yours
>>80526503
France just got BTFO, so I'm sending two more armies to the east.
>mfw there are no more 'Allies'.
>>80526503
Latvia has officially capitulated to the Axis Powers, Latvia has been incorporated into the Reich until further notice. The same goes for Lithuania.
>>80526972
Cheers. We're eager and ready to help
Vladivostok has fallen to the Japanese Empire.
>>80511875
Reported to the Phalanx. Enjoy building that basilica, Javier.
With the capture of their capitals, all three of the Baltic states have been incorporated into the Reich. However, the red hordes were quick to occupy this new german clay. Poland is doing their best to remove slav, and the results of the Franco-Germanic war can be seen to the left.
>>80527782
Also, Hungary hasn't moved any of their forces since the war began...
>>80527782
I trust that you will restore Latvia's independence, do not care what you do with the other two.
I'm so sick of this Roosevelt commie.
>He wants to go for a third term
Fucking Bolshevik
>>80527922
I can restore your borders after the war, but you technically won't be 'independent'. You'll be independent in the way that Germany today is ''''independent''''.
>>80528318
That's a shame. Ah, at least we won't be occupied.
>>80528491
You'll be a puppet nation, but you can become independent if your people throw a shit fit and declare total independence.
>Romania is being embargoed by Hungary
The memes are real.....
Man, northern France is gonna be a hellhole all over again. It's gonna be like the last war, wait and see.
Wew. I just trapped and annihilated over 100,000 Soviet troops. I had them pressed up against the Estonian coast with nowhere to go.
>>80529634
I highly doubt it. I seized several port cities along with northern France.
>>80528269
I'm sick of him too. You're not alone.
HAHA! The plan is working! Poland pulled almost all of the SU's divisions to halt their advance, leaving the northern front almost unguarded now that I trapped and destroyed all of the divisions in the Baltic States. I am literally just walking into provinces and taking them without a fight!
>>80499504
Give me all your gold and Germany will not get invaded
>>80531223
Have you been looking at the recent maps, cheese country? No? Well, there's no one left to really challenge me.
IT'S HAPPENING! There's a straight, undefended path to Moscow!
>>80532068
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>80532777
Communists are eternally BTFO'd!
>>80532777
Good luck with the war, friend. I'm fucking off to sleep.
>>80499504
What game is this?
>>80499504
why are you playing the old version of the game?
>>80533506
why are you playing the shit version of the game?
>>80499504
Any Spaniard still alive?
>>80534334
Unless Spain joins the Axis soon, I'm not going to leave any Spaniard alive.
>>80537485
Behold! WWII is finally over. Europe can now look towards a bright future under German leadership.
Guys, have we taken meme magic too far? I'm worried, Hitler seemed great at first but now that we've memed him into the chancellorship do you think we've really done the right thing? I mean he was a fucking commoner, how can he lead Germany? I'm scared /pol/ what if we fucked up and KEK is the Devil?
>>80539471
Don't worry, you can trust me.
what game is this? victoria 2?
>>80499504
IT'S HAPPENING!
THE WEHRMACHT HAS ENTERED POLAND!
>>80540532
FPBP!
It's HOI3
