>Cheap flights from everywhere in Europe
>Best beaches in europe
>100% white in every country, city and tourist resort, not even asian tourists.
>0.0% murder rate, safer than canada, it's like thailand where you don't get murdered. except Albania (proceed with caution if you're feeling adventurous)
>Never gets cold, sunny every day
>They take euros everywhere, can exchange usd
>Cheap transport between the countries, can spend months on $1k, hostels are $10 per night, scenic train between belgrade and montenegro coast is $40 roundtrip
>All food is organic and local, alcohol costs nothing
>Refugees btfo last year when macedonia put up a wall
>Oldest part of europe with arguably the most heritage
>Degenerate central in europe if that's your thing with parties everywhere from the Croatian islands, Sunny beach in Bulgaria to the Greek islands
>DJs will fly from all over to entertain you
>Almost 2 months left before you run out of time
Pic related I was there this morning
Already spent time in Croatia and Slovenia, fuck going to any of the Muslim countries though
>anywhere in the Balkans
>white
>>80493905
>Tfw im a dutchnig chilling in dalmatia right at this moment
Feelsgoodman, but Dalmatia is way less cheap than one would expect from a third world cunt
The EXIT festival closes tonight in Novi Sad, Serbia with The Prodigy and Wiz Khalifa among many others, if you are within a couple hundred km you need to get here RIGHT NOW we gon get turnt.
>>80493905
Because I'm too busy installing AddBlock to hide triggering images. Just block one ?? profit
>>80494101
I have a Macedonian friend, he's a raging leftist and claims not to be white.
>>80494101
>italy
>>80493905
Yup, Balkans = wonderful. For me as a tourist anyway
Going to Croatia with my Serbian girlfriend. Should be a good time Macebro.
>>80493984
What a shame, i missed a chance to meet a fellow /polack/ you are at least a racist and not an edgy kid right?
>>80495272
Is he a Turk? 25% of Macedonia is turkish
>>80495606
Not edgy, partially a racist. Your country is very pretty, it's like Austria minus all the niggers and Muslims and Chinese tourists.
>>80495685
>25%
I think it's a lot more than 25% Shqiptars are like rats there.
>>80494687
Dalmatian coast is maximum tourist bait, but afaik it's the best, in Montenegro the water is dirty
>>80495834
-Attention-
He is Kurdish
-Attention-
>>80493905
Croatia > Montenegro > Albania > Greece > rest of Balkan
>>80495733
Eh i am fine with shitskins as long as they are a tiny tiny minority of well behaved people who migrate legally and improve my country.
But i do not want a single "refugee" in my country as i view it as a slippery slope type of situation. I do not want my country to turn like yours.
Which places have you visited and how long did you stay here?
>>80493905
Going to visit Ljubljana, Slovenia in two weeks. I'll be visiting the castle and the old town for sure. Any Slovenian polsters know other good sightseeing spots in the city?
No thanks. I've visited Bulgaria once because of memes. Never again.
>>80496898
what happened
where did you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzb-SZoE8w
Albanian pride worldwide
>>80496987
Sofia.
Many things happened lol. Entering a """restaurant""" that emerged as a freaking secret brothel for example.
Going to Belgrade in summer, any tips on what to do there?
>>80497338
>sofia
>>80497522
remove kebab
>>80493905
I just wanna say that Croatia has the beast coastline in Europe probably, just incredible.
>Visiting Eastern-Europe
Look at this fucking comedian over here
>Visiting the part of Eastern-Europe inhabited by Turkish rapebabies
TOP. FUCKING. KÆK.
>>80497522
Whatever you want man, it's a really big and active city, tons of shit.
It would be nice to see Eastern Europe but I'm trans and don't want to be murdered so I better not.
>>80497522
>Be Euro in Belgrade
>Die
Don't say that one Danefag on pol didn't warn ya, bong.
>>80496458
zizek
lol
just lol
>>80493905
Are there still ghettos in the absence of niggers?
>>80497522
If you're not a Mudslime, I'll take you out for a beer if you're in Novi Sad.
>>80497643
The #1 National Past Time!
>>80493905
what's the bedbug situation at hostels?
>>80497790
>>80498147
Albanian immigrant detected.
>>80497765
This is true as fuck.
>>80496264
You are in EU so will have to take your share of Refugees.
>>80493905
Been to Croatia, stayed in Brac Island on the northern side about 10 min car ride from Supetar. Rented an Apartment, i min from Beach. Very nice and quiet beach. Visited the other side of Brac which has the best beach - fucking overcrowded.
Why is all the TV channels in fucking German.
No way going to shitholes like Macedonia.
>>80498062
Fucking degenrates taking over /pol/. OUT OUT OUT!
>>80498272
There are no niggers in Eastern Europe. Gypsies tho... fuck them.
>>80496167
>Albania
Almost made me laugh, keep it up!
>>80495541
Am Croatian, just came from from a trip in Croatia with my Bosnian girl. Was dope
>>80497522
visit Kalamegdan and Mihailo
>>80497522
literally nothing if you are going alone, with gf or family
Visit my house lads
>>80493905
Nah, i'll just go to Armenia or something for my eastern block, post-ethnic-conflict-still-hate-my-neighbors countries. Fuck getting robbed and stabbed by gypsies in the Balkans.
>>80500572
can you make calmari
>>80500572
give me feta cheese and a jar of olives, i'll come and dance like Zorba with you.
The closest I've gotten was Budapest, and that was a fucking awesome city. Can imagine the Balkans are bretty cool too.
>>80498571
almost none.
>>80497338
What was the name of this restaurant?
I need it for purely 'research' purposes.
>>80500219
Fuck off kraut your people love to watch scat, there is no one on earth who isn't a sinner.
>>80493905
Are yugoslavs really considered white by anyone? They look like Turks. Is Somalia also 100% white?
>>80501325
We're not talking about sinners, but about mentally ill degenerates aka trannies.
I came back from Tirana a week ago. It was pretty chill. Everything's cheap. Met a couple girls who could speak English almost fluently and they entertained me with stories about rural life in Albania and how a donkey flipped out and started kicking random people in a village nearby.
Then I went on a taxi ride to Sarande. Holy fuck those roads. Those fucking roads man. It reminded me of Top Gear when they were on that Bolivia death road. Twists and turns and half of the road wasn't even paved.
But once I got to Sarande, I partied my ass off. Little kids all around the nightclub were selling weed and ecstasy, so I decided to buy some off the little buggers. Grand old time, weed is dirt cheap over there, not Cali quality but for less than $5 for two grams I'm happy.
Forgot a lot of stuff due to being drunk/high/off the mollies, but when I woke up I remembered the /pol/ meme and checked my body for any organ-removal scars. Still got both kidneys, hehe.
>>80493905
stop shilling you nigger
dont come here faggots, bulgaria for bulgarians!
>>80495733(Checked)
Vienna isnt Austria tbqhfampei
>>80500572
>t.muamba ahmedi
>>80501339
Croatians and Slovenes are white, the rest are turk mixed
>>80500581
>Fuck getting robbed and stabbed by gypsies in the Balkans
You could talk shit if you were less red than fucking russia lmao
>>80493905
Already been
>>80501568
>implying your Black See coast cities could exist without foreign tourists.
>>80501440
I would tell you to eat shot but you would probably like that.
I may be a "degenerate", but that is a buzzword and is meaningless to me. I still only go out in boymode and never even flirted with a guy, but apparently being trans (a condition I had no controll over) makes me just as bad as baby rapists. K.
Balkan is the biggest shithole on planet.
>>80494687
>Hairless baby legs
You better be a woman.
>>80498571
Just read the reviews?
>>80501721
why are bosnians so fucking stupid?
>>80498062
Come here you can stay at my place and cuddle
>>80501749
the 2 actual cities we have on the coast do exactly that
>>80501847
Because they are Mujo and Haso (google it)
>>80501847
>Largest religion: Islam
>>80496458
Lake bled
>visiting the Mexico of Europe
>>80501750
It makes you mentally ill. Seek professional help. Cut your dick off if you want, I don't care. Just don't spread your degenerate life style choices and don't force us to see your condition as normal.
>>80496458
Fužine
>>80501535
>Going to Albania
fucking madman. i know other americans who did this. do you go for the weed mountain memes?
I don't see the point of visiting any countries in the Balkans besides Greece or maybe Croatia (which is basically a budget Greece).
Why would you visit Macedonia? Bulgaria? Serbia?
If you're going on vacation you want booze, beaches, and lots of sun. Not grey skies polluted air and commie blocks.
>>80502378
Please be trolling.
>>80493905
Why would I visit a place that's about to become ground zero for WW3?
>>80502378
LOL
>>80501805
It might be a shithole, but its our shithole
>>80502378
Well, the coastline part of Croatia is really on Balkan, but the continental part of Croatia is not Balkan!
>>80502590
You are Slovenian, Slovenia is not Balkan!
>>80497071
LOL
>>80493905
I want to go to croatia or macedonia.
My gf wants a trip trough estonia, latvia and lithuania.
>>80502207
First I laughed then I realised you also had a place named Fužine
Just came back from my summer Europe trip.
Italy is completely fucked by immigrants. Rome is the worst city I've ever seen, but even the northern cities were filled with niggers.
Germany and England are fucked by cuck culture.
Czech, Austria, and Croatia seemed to be doing okay.
Albos I want to go to your weed village mountain thing where the whole place is closed to the cops and it's plants as far as the eye can see. What was that place called and is it open to tourists?
>>80502513
But I'm not. The major cities in the Balkans are all pretty much indistinguishable from one another. Outside of the major cities what are you gonna do? Go visit slavko the goat herding peasant who wish you would stop taking pictures of him and fetishizing his pathetic existence as he tries to sell you home made toulet rakijia for 20 euros a liter while secretly wishing you dropped dead?
Get real. Croatia is just a budget destination for Germans and Czechs Greece used to be a world class destination until their economy went tits up.
Any American who can afford a trip to Aruba will always go there instead of the balkans.
>>80502927
Lazarad
The police raided it 2 years ago get in touch
>>80502927
Their weed is shit.Greek is the absolute best in balkans.Bulgarian is good too.
>>80501749
Good,i hope they endure the fate of Sodom and Gommorah
>>80498571
You can come equipped to fight them?
Double sided tape that they'll stick to, to make a barrier around your sleeping area.
Teflon tape that they can't climb to put on vertical surfaces (bed/chair legs).
Plastic bed bag that you can encase a mattress with to keep them in, if they're already there.
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>>80493905
>>Cheap flights from everywhere in Europe
sorry m8 I'd rather not risk getting blown up
>>80493905
>WE WUZ ALEXANDROVSKI
>>80501750
sure buddy
>>80502513
you're a bad troll, and a pleb.
>>80493905
HAHAHA
FUCK OFF RAPEBABIES
YOU ARE 30% TURK, 60% GYPSY, 10% SLAVSHIT
L M A O
>>80493905
i reported this thread
>>80504128
>afraid of a fence
>only relevant because of nato
>>80504250
announcing reports is against the rules :^)
>>80504128
I visited the Balkans last fall. Meant to hit every country but I fucked up and found myself trying to get into Serbia from Albania via Kosovo, and that shit's not happening.
It was great. I recommend the Balkans to anyone.
>>80504393
saged
>>80503989
Thanks for agreeing with me. Buuuuuuuuuuuudy.
>>80504496
They are not Balkans, just like you are not Romanian.
>>80497522
Use "bre" in every thrid or so sentance to fit in. Also remember this phrases
>Ustashka sela lepo gore
>Chicha Draza zhiv je, zhiv je
>Doctor Dabic je nevin
>Zakolji je, ubodi je, iz tvog sela nije
>Svi su pederi iz Novog Sada
>>80504917
every third or so sentance
these phrases
>>80504521
Respect the robot
>>80497522
we dont do tourism thing, you are better off visiting places that do tourism thing
people dont usually come here because there's nothing for you to do here
there's this music festival thing going soon, i think that's what foreigners do over here, i think that one is the biggest tourist thing we have in here, there are castle ruins but i am pretty sure britain has castle ruins as well, it's quite literally rocks in the grass for you to stare at, and there are plenty of places with chairs and tables where you can sit and pay for everything slightly more because of your accent/foreign language
that's it I think, most of the people who come here, come for the university that they need in order to leave, leaving is kind of high up there on the lists of desirable things to do over here
>>80498623
>Serb education
I hate all slavs and Turkish rapebabies equally. Which means I also hate Albanians.
>>80493905
>>Best beaches in europe
No, not really. France and Spain are better.
>they take euros
Gonna go the way of Greece soon then.
