Shit...
I feel so bad for John. I first heard last month he was heavily red-pilled in massive doses back over on Stormfront relating to Hitler and the Holocaust, and has since spiraled into a deep dish depression. His mother apparently has contacted psychiatrists on his current mental health status too, which causes deep concern in his following. He is now spending unhealthy amounts of time (15 hours at a time) listening to static on his short-wave radio.
An anon from another thread who knew him IRL claimed he's slowly losing his mind and is not sure if it's the fast food he's been eating en mass or the recent hardcore red-pilling - he said he sees his mother drive him into the city every other day (he still hasn't attained a licence at the age of 22) to purchase processed shit from fast-food chains. In a review of a macaroni product he produced 2 weeks ago you can see him about to break into tears mid review.
And so comes to the topic of this discussion - should we only red-pill the strong minded? some folk like little Johnny just don't have what it takes. He may very well descend into madness from overdosing on the red pill - due to swallowing such a massive dose instead of rationing out smaller red-pills.
[Thread topic] Are some individuals just not able / worth red-pilling?
At least post the vid dumbass. I only come to pol to see pizza slobbering autist with a minor youtube following break down mid vid and cry, don't rant about your pathetic politics.
>>80488203
With that attitude you're not getting the video
>>80487908
STOP BULLYING LEAF
>>80487908
This thread again... fuck off autistic leaf.
>>80488291
>>80488383
>not wanting to help someone who could potentially be a political youtube red-piller
Why..?
>>80488271
I'm sorry, it's just that I get cranky when I don't have my dose of autism from /pol/ in the morning. Can I please have the video?
>>80487908
>he said he sees his mother drive him into the city every other day (he still hasn't attained a licence at the age of 22)
Fucking bullshit, he drives by himself all the time.
What do you gain by making shit up on /pol/ about Reviewbrah?
Honestly, why do you fucking hate him so much? It's always you, the Canadian.
>>80487908
canuck thread = shit thread
100% guaranteed
>>80487908
His mom is so fucking sexy. Top milf.
>>80487908
Leave the guy alone to eat fast food on camera already
>>80488717
He's in the process of swallowing the biggest redpill of all time.
He needs to be lead into the light by /pol/
>>80487908
>muh red pill
end yourself
>>80488604
Fuck off you retard
His mother films it? When the camera is on the dashboard behind the wheel? How the fuck does that work
Stop shitposting this libel
>>80488898
Who moved the bag at 5 seconds in on the bottom left then? fucking dutchman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToEr_3F3q34
>le redpill
>le enlightment. le process.
FUCKING CRINGY LEAFYMAN.
Let the man find peace. He has to work this out by himself you Trudeau sucker.
>>80488458
Guy like this make us, the healthy red pilled people, look like morons.
>>80489021
OH shit,
>>80489172
John has potential - let's not ignore the obvious.
>>80489021
>Who moved the bag at 5 seconds
The Jewminati.
>>80487908
jesus christ, just watched the first few seconds of his last video:
>teary eyed
>"ladies and gentlemen a new review.... yes... another review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA8KwjECWpk
He will end his life before the >current year is over.
Screeenshot this post.
And in case youre reading this John:
Dont do it. The key to living redpilled is to start embracing the chaos and realizing you are seeing history unfold in a manner that has not happened since the downfall of the roman empire.
Enjoy the show.
Someone explain story pls
>>80488532
canadians are big haters. I hope america annexes them and kills/enslaves them all
>>80489455
You can clearly see mummys arm moving around when the review starts
He's going to snap any day
>>80489618
The media always portrays them as friendly folk. But I know deep down that behind the fake smile and the sorry-spouting they are the biggest haters that ever walked this good earth.
>>80489715
the germans of north america
>>80488604
he does solo most of the time you autist,
Not letting your based mum come along to see you at work and be proud. Have fun only seeing your family on christmas you traitor
>>80487908
are you that dude that keeps posting shit about this guy? you even started a subreddit and all..
i see you like everyday in mostly unrelated threads...
Anyone have the vocaroo from the other thread where he explicitly states that he's going "on a long trip" to expend his frustration?
I think he's going to an hero..
>>80489647
I think this guy's existence was the biggest false flag that /pol/ never seems to have noticed.
>>80489455
Nah. Find worth.
'Think globally, act locally'.
Bring different options to you local forums, news websites ect.
Make people think.
>>80489869
He's going to start a catalyst that will inevitably lead to the great habbening of 2017
screen-cap this - there is a reason John needs to be redpilled, and it's all part of the plan
again this post
reviewbrah is fine you are all autistic
>>80487908
>>80490094
No one is claiming otherwise you dunce
>>80490012
I'm talking about the Sharkboy look-alike.
Do you think he gets to eat all this fast food as a reward for going to psychiatrists? It seems every 2 days he is in the car again. It mostly seems like every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
What's the back story on reviewbrah? he seems like a strange individual.
>>80490258
He seem to have started it as a project for school. He calls it a "study" then he other people to watch it. So he kept on going.
Every review he does now he notes how the item has the Kosher stamp, and he rubs his hands.
>>80490392
Did he die?
>>80490516
I noticed this too.
The red-pill is definitely breaking through
>>80489285
Person with such reputation and past has nothing to do with out movement. Porn star has more credibility representing nationalism and redpill than him.
>>80490693
Steven will accompany John in 2017
>>80487908
>deep dish depression
>>80490922
kek
>>80488604
I want to procreate with ReviewMom, then have ReviewBrah review it.
>>80491290
>>80490516
>>80490623
Why lie on the internet?
>being so insecure in life you need to make fake threads about review brah and post them on /pol/
it's pretty sad... when you're more pathetic than reviewbrah...
>>80487908
He always troll posts misc
>>80491520
and you believe that is him and not the super autistic OP that posted this thread?
laughable. gullible. you have to go back. sad.
>>80491520
>12th day of the 16th month in 2015
wat?
>>80490094
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003282.htm
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003282.htm
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003282.htm
how can you be positive he doesnt have a terminal disease?
https://youtu.be/fe1CMD_ZmWQ
Guys, skip to 3:55
>I'm nervous you guys
>Can't do anything about it
He just says this out of nowhere! It's scary...
>>80489172
gtfo with your degenerate homo hooligan proles. john is patrician.
>>80491759
I don't think his nails are clubbed, it's just that he's a lazy cunt and doesn't cut them.
>>80491759
based on his facial features and general frail appearance I would venture to say he has a heart defect and he doesnt expect to live long, 2bqf, tragic, hope he sees a doc soon.
>>80492162
they are clearly clubbed, not as prominent as the photo, but i think he doesnt trim them to hide this fact
>>80490392
Where did you get all these rare reviewbrahs?
>>80487908
He's been an r9k poster for years he was already doomed
>>80492355
He had an accident in Hawaii after consuming too much pizza
>>80490222
He ain't lying folks
>>80492350
Nah, he's just got gross long uncut finger nails.
>>80489647
If he does, I hope he wears a tacticool bowlcut and beats Omar's high score.
>>80492590
long gross AND clubbed by blind shit posting feind
>>80492750
Also go to his Favorited music on Jewtube, he's got hard-core christian born again music
Homeboy gonna get dunked in the baptism chamber wearing a white suit
Johns a good boy. He'll come around soon enough.
>>80489779
>>80491290
I'm fucking dying over here. pls stop the top shelf bantz.
>>80487908
REVIEWSBRAH FOR UKIP LEADER
>Autists making fun of other autists
Wew, ahT a quality post
>>80493089
IT'S HAPPENING
If Im ever rich I'm sending high end food and a tailored suit to based Reviebrah
>Look guys, I posted it again!
Quit stalking him you autistic leaf.
>>80488604
ReviewMilf is what she is
>>80493412
I think it's his friend from Canada that he has mentioned in previous videos.
>>80493373
Sending food never works, bring him here.
t. Pastelero
>>80493412
>Look dad! i'm anally ass-blasted over a thread on a Taiwanese frog-flinging table
>>80488604
>yfw rewievbrah's mom will never fuck 3 feral niggers and he is forced to review it
>H-hi everybody, this is running on empty, except for mom , who will get running a train in her ass
>today, instead of doing Five Guys, my mother will do three
>let's see, Jamal is here, Tyrone is here and of course Jerome is also present
>everything is looking good, my mom already undressed
>the negroes whipped out their cocks, pretty impressive I must say
>the amount of dick cheese is just too much, but she doesn;t seem to mind
>these black penises look too doughy for my taste
>however, the STD's sure add a peppery flavour, just like a marinara-garlic mix
>can't wait to have a mixed sibling to review foods with.
>>80493910
My sides
>>80487908
>(he still hasn't attained a licence at the age of 22)
But he's sitting at the wheel in his reviews. Does he just swap seats until the review is over?
>>80493910
Kek
>>80493910
creepy romanian.
Dont you have a town rapist to worry about instead of making fun of white people?
>>80494216
Yes, you can literally hear his mom rustling around in the side seat waiting for him to finish
>>80494279
>Dont you have a town rapist to worry about
I am the town rapist,Ahmed.
>>80491753
Are you stupid?
>>80494437
>>80494402
what wont he do?
>>80494402
Poor RoE. He always reminds me of Ben Shapiro when he talks, I think it's just because they talk fast and have that accent.
>>80494639
Do a food review of KFC someone requested
>>80494639
That.
But he'd run right into Hell and back :^)
>>80494762
He's a wizard
>>80493488
Yeah, I'm getting worried.
He spends all his time rocking back and forth throwing darts around the house and typing "die nigger" over and over again on his typewriter.
I think he is losing it guys.
In the comments he told a fan that he believes god speaks to him through the static of his shortwave radio and he tells him of an upcoming race war, and that he is happy about this.
We should've gotten worried when he started adding hardcore Christian rock to his music playlist.
>>80491931
thats slightly disturbing
>>80497089
Why do you hate John so much? Do you know him in real life? Were you his only friend or something?
>>80497089
Post the pic with timestamp. Also, if you are truly a friend of his, I demand more pics of reviewmilf. 10/10 mom, would bang
>>80497486
Here we are on the beach
>>80494279
>Goymany talking about town rapists
>>80497669
Cool. Still gonna need a timestamp for proofs, senpai
>>80497806
A time-stamp of what? they're all digital
>>80497909
You own that yearbook, no? let's not make this any harder than it has to be, leaf. It's a simple equation.
>>80497909
post pics of mom please
>>80493910
>today, instead of doing Five Guys, my mother will do three
Audible kek
>>80498094
No, why would I own it? it was his.
>>80494639
>>80494759
>>80494762
>>80498094
You have no possible way of proving you're reviewbrahs friend IRL?
>>80498309
John's always been pedo-pilled
>>80498363
meant for>>80498193
>>80498417
I could care less if you believe I knew him or not senpai
>>80498686
Why are you so obsessed with the man that you have a million pics of him and randomly make threads on /pol/ that tend to haphazardly revolve around him?
Its fucking strange tbqhfamalama
>>80499016
Read my other posts.
He will be on national news in 2017, screencap this
>>80499204
Lol, what makes you so sure? /has he divulged any plans to you?
This this a meme or is review brah actuall going nuts?
>>80489172
Absolutely this. Restrukt Moscow sends "hi".
>>80487908
doesn't this guy review bottled water or something?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to buy bottled water
>>80499522
Because he's prepared for the happening you kangaroo fucker
>>80499622
buying bottled water for the neetpocolypse? why? lmao nigga just buy some bleach
>>80499770
He doesn't fuck around
He's already stated he sleeps with a .45 under his pillow at night
>>80489021
oh geeze, nobody better go shopping on your watch!
>>80499915
>He doesn't fuck around
HAHAHAHA
You're either him yourself or some sad fucking fanboy. Either way it's getting fucking pathetic, m8
I'm out of the loop and need someone to spoon feed me. Is the autistic homeschooled review kid about to shoot some darkies?
>>80489869
we noticed, there are finland and canada shills pushing the agenda. Obama wants to end pol, this is done by implicating one of us in a false flag.
>>80500385
No.
>>80500385
An even more autistic Canadian is bullying him by constantly posting about him.
Reviewbrah has admitted that he occasionally reads /pol/ but that's as relevant to this board as he gets.
>>80489786
the gov is going to use him for an operation, just like Adam Lanza. Shills post him everywhere so that his backstory points here, even though hes a crisis actor in training.
>>80487908
Poor guy. He straight OD'd on redpills. We have to be more careful famalam. Some minds can't handle that shit.
>>80500569
Well don't leave me hanging thompson give me the details.
>>80500385
I've already said
He spends all his time rocking back and forth throwing darts around the house and typing "die nigger" over and over again on his typewriter.
In the comments he told a fan that he believes god speaks to him through the static of his shortwave radio and he tells him of an upcoming race war, and that he is happy about this.
Someone in NY needs to intervene in his life before he snaps
>>80500231
>sad fucking fanboy.
never underestimate 4chan.
I like reviewbrah.
Some people went full autistic and became bronies.
This guy wears grandpas suits and reviews fast food. Why not? At least he's original and edgy in a good way.
>>80487908
I like this young man.
Hope he's ok.
>>80497089
see? the shills are astroturfing him as the next adam lanza. the same shills who post anti trump, anti conservative shit. they started using finland too, finland is all over the rest of the blm and cuck threads on /b/. same shit diff day
>>80499016
psy op, like all other canadian posts
>>80500725
hes not in ny. sage goes in all fields shill
>>80501262
Uh, yes he is.
He literally admits it you stupid mong
What the fuck happened, dude?
Is he ok?
>>80487908
What a QT
>>80501262
He certainly has a NY accent.
>>80501547
He's ascending to prophet tier godhood of the great happening of 2017
He's going to be an Adam Lanza 2.0 that will be a catalyst for a race war
>>80487908
Why do you always post this? Honestly between you always making this thread and stalking all of his bodybuilding posts and digging through them and screenshotting the ones you like, your obsession with him, you're a bigger weirdo than he is.
I want to forget everything I know about the world and become a bluepilled normie
Is that possible, or is there no going back from /pol/?
>it's an autistic Canadian spreads rumors about reviewbrah episode
I hate Canadians so god damn much.
>>80491931
ReviewBrah confirmed for retarded
>ice cubes melt
>thinks the overall drink level will increase
>tfw ice takes up more volume than its liquid counterpart
>>80487908
Stop bully
Reviewbrah is a friend and doesn't deserve your harsh words
>>80502097
I've provided nothing but facts about John, go sit on your thumb you glue sniffing tard
>>80502077
Nope, no going back.
On the bright side if you don't kill yourself it will get easier eventually because you will stop caring.
>>80502077
Canadians are officially worse shitposters than Australians.
>>80502322
Now that's just plain rude.
>>80493910
Bine boss =))) 9+/10 shitpost
>>80502524
No, we're really not.
>>80501463
except hes not in ny. typical leaf, no agency.
>>80501910
its shills trying to paint him as terrorist so 4chan can be blamed for false flag. report the shills.
>>80503194
some leafs want trud to fuck them up the butt. other leafs have decided review bro is the most skookum butt fucker in history, they want to devour his seed. these canadians will go all the way to india just to get a taste of reviewbro
>>80492980
He needs to do a collab video with Jack Scalfani
Nice flooding of a politics board with a faggy youtuber though, so far so good
>>80501463
when will this (((hes in ny, be on guard goy!))) meme end? you leafs couldnt stick with hyde?
>>80503194
Makes you think, huh...
>>80504596
It really made me thunk
>>80492222
If he's got clubbed nails it means he's got something going on in his lungs. COPD, some sort of blood shunt, a tumor...a type of cell that holds the growth factor for vasculature and connective tissue is normally torn apart in the lung so when the lung is not functioning like it should these cells stay intact and go back into the body. These particular cells, megakaryocytes, are quite large relative to other cells, and if they get sent back into the body they get stuck into the very tiny vasculature of the tips of the finger where they release the growth factor and cause extra tissue to grow just at the tip of the fingers. Hence the clubbing effect. Also being transgender is a mental disease and we need to gas the kikes 2bqf.
>>80488604
Man this one gets to me. Somehow managed to keep his innocence through adulthood, a lost lamb in a field of wolves. Some catcher in the rye type shit
He's fine.
>>80501837
Can't believe no one posted this yet.
>>80508303
He's a true lad who brushed his teeth while his family watched from yonder
>>80499522
>how fucking stupid do you have to be to buy bottled water
What the fuck are you talking about bottled water is safer and cleaner than tap water.
WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT REVIEWBRAH
>>80508837
>plebs
I checked, New York tap water is clean as a silver whistle
>>80508837
only in third world countries.
Not true for civilized countries.
But UK is odd one out because your cold water does not come from water reservoirs. You should google why the UK has to valves for hot/cold waters (different plumbing).
But for other western countries tap water is just as or even safer than bottled water.
Not true for third world countries, we actually hat riots in refugee camps because the brown people were told to just use tap water. And they thought it would kill them and started chimping out.
>>80509033
OYYY VEYY, IT'S ANUDDA BLOW-OUT!
Does anybody know why he always wear oversized clothes?
Can't he afford a proper fitting suit instead of the ten extra large ones he has?
>>80487908
Lmao, fucking pussyass whiteboy listening to static, white people do the craziest shit, reviewing food in a suit and shit
>>80510358
he shops at thrift stores.
Who is this cringelord and why are his suits so big?
>>80510358
It's comfy in a roomy suit.
>>80510628
Ireland... is... is that you?
>>80510358
Hes a jew what you expect
>>80252562
Generally I rake, then burn leaves. Cute try though bud.>>80510527
Here's your (you.)
>>80511227
![sandbag-white-big-bag-sand-sacks-quarry-13974918[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tPS6MuR.jpg "sandbag-white-big-bag-sand-sacks-quarry-13974918[1].jpg")
>>80511227
I use one of those big bags that sand or soil comes in but with a triangle made from scrap wood to keep it open like a tent.
Then I just rake the leaves into piles, pull the tent next to them and sweep the entire pile into the bag, which I burn elsewhere.
>>80488271
>>80488604
>>80488604
>the way she bites her lip and looks down before smiling
MA SCHWAUNZ
>>80487908
you're obviously obsessed with him
this is weird m8
you're the one that needs help
>>80489455
He really needs to read Evola's Ride the Tiger. I don't want him to kill himself, I enjoy his autism.
>>80493910
>today, instead of doing Five Guys, my mother will do three
Fucking lost it
>>80501547
He will reach Howard Hughs status by 2040
>>80487908
this sounds too strange to be real, and he has a license I believe as he sits in his car eating fat faggot food, unless he bullies his mom out of the drivers seat for filming.
>>80488458
slap the JUST hair on him
>>80491290
>Everythings there
>>80491648
pretty sure the mods make you prove it's you on misc if you are a """"famous""" person
>>80514854
I only have MS paint, and it always ends up looking like a shitty crop
>>80515023
kind of looks like gollum/smigel here lmao. is this a edit?
>>80515252
Lol, no it's just how he always looked in his 2011 vids
>>80515023
Jesus, at LEAST get Paint.NET if you need to edit images. Much better than MS paint, and not too complicated to use.
>>80515023
What ethnic background does he have?
>>80515743
Slav
>tfw i'm becoming fascinated with this canadian's obsession with reviewbrah
>>80516268
>tfw i'm becoming fascinated with this Americans fascination for this Canadians obsession of reviewbrah
>Reviewbrah reads out your email
>>80516790
>>80497089
NEXT CHARLES MANSON CONFIRMED
HAPPENING STATUS: HELTER SK3LTER 9000
>>80518014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fenKbJIPh5U&feature=youtu.be&t=432
>>80515252
DELET THIS
>>80488458
He redpills with every VORW he posts. In those VORW videos, he speaks his mind, albeit a restrained matter, but it's easy to understand where he stands.
>>80488604
You're stupid as fucking shit. I really hate to ever say this, but my friend who I was in the marines with and deployed with is a sgt at the police department that has jurisdiction in his very small town. It's probably one of the smallest towns in New York. Anyways, I was so obsessed with review brah that I pleaded with my friend to give me any information that is publicly available about him. One of the few things he told me was he has his drivers license. Also, his age blew me away. I thought he was 16-17.
>>80519378
...All around me are familiar faces...
>>80489021
He has a decent relationship with his mother. So what? Trust me, as much as I would absolutely love to believe he switched seats with his mom to make it look like he drives, it simply isn't true.
>>80493910
kek
>>80520117
Hey John.
>>80487908
Why don't you just leave reviewbrah alone?
Getting red pilled makes you strong minded. Most people can handle it, most people are worth it.
A real topic worth discussing I think would be how do we get all these autistic fuckers to start living in the real world.
I would feel so sad it John were my son.
>>80522694
>>80521898
It's not him.
He only posts with vocaroos
>>80522694
You would only have yourself to blame.
Is this what a man looks like if he's got zero testosterone?
>>80526233
Rude
Do you guys like joey? https://youtu.be/S09N1JSUwyw
>>80526331
Also, can't find a dress that actually fits him?
He's going to be ruined by all you retards just like Scooby was, fucking kys
>>80527363
Scooby is still great and still natty, pham.
>>80504018
>skookum
AvE pls
feel bad for reviewbrah having to deal with people like this nasty little leaf day to day
>>80492222
>based on his facial features
which ones?
Why are you so obssessed over a guy that reviews fast food?
>>80487908
Stop viral marketing faggot
This isn't politics. sage
he doesnt have his license yet he does videos in a car? does his mum drive him places then he asks her to get out?
he also pretends not to live with his parents
he should just be honest
>>80493910
>today, instead of doing Five Guys, my mother will do three
>>80529306
Someone in the last /pol/ reviewbrah thread (yeah, there was another one) pointed out that you can see his mom in one of the videos where he's in the car. Apparently his mom drives him to the fast food places and then he has her switch seats with him to make it look like he drove there.
>>80529306
>>80528437
>>80528733
>>80529129
>>80529186
>>80527865
>>80528132
>>80527058
>>80493910
the force is with you
>>80488604
I'd fuck his mom, just saying...
>>80531027
>>80531027
Those hands are fucking weird
>>80489021
I think he has an online girl friend u fucking weirdo.
>>80532503
Ur fucking sick reposting the same shit every day on /pol/. I don't know why you do it unless you wanna have sex with him or something, you weirdo.
>>80490242
I love how his outdoor videos look. something about the lighting is magical.
>>80533254
I'm a fan of him, quit your bellyaching
>>80487908
He looks like the chick that plays Franky on Skins
>>80533703
>fan
Being disgustingly obsessed to the point where you devote your entire life to a guy who reviews food isn't being a fan. It's disgusting.
>>80534358
>Being disgustingly obsessed to the point where you devote your entire life to a guy who reviews games isn't being a fan. It's disgusting.
Clearly his entire life revolves around this, yet somehow he is incoherent in his rage.
>>80487908
>Deep Dish Depression
>>80487908
Red pill everyone, let the law of the jungle sort out the strong from the weak.
>>80534526
>>80487908
Recently (about 2 weeks ago) he posted in a youtube comment that he would soon be gone. What did he mean by that?
>>80536533
>Recently (about 2 weeks ago) he posted in a youtube comment that he would soon be gone. What did he mean by that?
Read my comment here:
>>80497089
>>80536626
FUN TIME IS OVER
TIMES UP
TIC TOC
HES GONNA BREAK SOON
