Reminder that /pol/ is a Kekist board.
Trump will win
top kek
>>80486944
checked.
>>80487011
Right back at you, good sir.
>KEK WILLS IT
>>80486944
Czech Republicd
>>80486867
Fuck kek that bitch
>>80487090
You blasphemer you only get singles for criticising our lord kek(pbuh)
If repaeting digits again, Hillary R. Clinton will be charged and possibly indicted.
>>80486867
The Illuminati have started removing all references to KEK from the internet, they fear this small cult and what it could become, just like ancient Rome and the christfags. Kek willing his people will take the eternal city and spread kekism to the world in a new global empire. the world will know peace and order for a thousand years under the diciples of kek. Praise kek lord of chaos, prince of the outerdarkness, harbinger of chaos and bringer of the new dawn.
>>80486867
Reminder that Keklam is a religion of piss
>>80486944
>>80487011
>>80487500
This is now a dubbs kek thread
>>80486944
KEK HAS SPOKEN
PRAISE HIM
>>80486867
Trump will drop out with bribes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgjRXK_vsTo
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>>80487601
Ok
>>80486867
Shut up, pagan. We are Keekists. Devoted to Keek.
>kek
>conveniently also spelled kuk
>not practicing chaos magic/anti cosmic satanism instead
disdain for plebs.tiff
>>80486944
It's almost like QEK wills it or something
>>80486867
Thats KEEK you fucking autist.
>>80486944
>>80487011
Classic Kek.
>>80488485
It's Kuk, actually. And it's an hermaphrodite god, Kuket being it's female form.
>>80486867
I pray only to the moon
>>80488679
Then GTFO
Good afternoon, we follow the teachings Oliver, the first prophet of Keek
>>80488617
Well, we don't actually know how it was vocalized. Kek is just as valid as Kuk.
And Kauket/Keket/Kuket is more often said to be his sister/wife, not the same entity.
>>80488742
BLASPHEMY
>>80488866
GET if hillary
>>80488888
if trump wins
>>80488742
He will be sacrificed to absolve all of /pol/s sins
>>80488742
PRAISE KEEK
I'm kinda worried that this will spread to other boards, then possibly off 4chan to reddit, and soon they'll be masses of bluepills that unironically follow kek because they think it's trendy and le funny. Like, I remember when pastafarianism was created it was a really dope, and people put a lot of effort into the satire... but nowadays, you've got legitimate churches of pastafarians, and tons of unaware idiots who just equivocate the concept to a spaghetti and meatballs meme without getting why it was created in the first place.
That said you can't stop the tides, kek is god and prosperity; keek is shit rolls and autism
>>80488962
Mortal, you shall be punished by having your heart eaten in the underworld.
>>80489047
It won't, our Religon focuses on white supremacy, read the holy book.
>>80489284
Stupid fuck it should be "Kekonomicon". The 'r' is part of the root "necro", and obviously not part of "kek".
Fucking retarded brits. You don't even know how to speak. Go fix your teeth or something.
>>80489284
My point is the teachings will be thrown aside by normies, and only the meme will remain.
>>80489448
Sorry.
>>80486944
it is in Kek's (memes be upon him) will. Repeating digits don't lie.
>>80489517
It's a meme no long.
>>80489047
Lord KEK the master of all creation shall rule the universe.
Now, if you are not with us step out of my sight.
Praise Keek and his holy prophet Oliver who no man is allowed to depict under penalty of singles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YnSXVKUiw
Renounce your false gods!
There is but one god, and his name is Keek
>>80490347
Blasphemy.
>>80486944
God DAMN now I'm comfy
Are we witnessing the birth of a 5th "true" religion?
Or is Kek a man-made false idol like those Hindu hellfire worshippers?
>>80491243
Kek is real.
He shall be a Relgion.
Reminder.
>>80491243
No one controls or can talk to kek. It is a chaos god. The entropy. However through observation there can be indications on what kek may provide in future or hopes for.
Kek's will may divert from /pol/'s desires because true chaos would be without any order but there is enough correlation mostly because currently /pol/ wants the same thing kek does. Kek may become dangerous in future due to its unpredictability and enjoyment from lunacy.
>>80487497
>Lord of chaos
>The world will know peace and order
That doesn't make sense.
>>80489284
>>80489623
Was it written by the Mad American Ben Garrison?
>>80491967
No it was written by me.
>>80486944
Verily, thou hast all seen Kek's work! Rejoice!
>>80492005
You are a false prophet and a newfag and you will never be listed to. You are a pretender, KEK does as he will and he needs no weeb faggot to speak for him. Kys my man
Your false witness will have you name banned.
Kek is the meme version of an egyptian diety, heket; while functioning in a similar way to a true Egregore of heket, praising kek as a male, and as a "chaos god" is kinda rude m8, and kind of implies the wrong type of thinking.
Thoth is a useful one too :-)
Someone needs to find the designs for those capstones soon.
>>80486867
praise
>mfw /pol/ is accelerating chaos through use of meme magick but this shit is getting too real too fast
>>80492711
I did however witness; the other day. the holy trips in the name of kek; to which i must give credence
>>80486944
KEK IS THE GOD
TRUMP IS THE PROPHET
