Welcome to the Salty Shekel, how Jewish are ya?
Today I made the goyim apologize for the Holocaust.
And I didn't even have to mention the six gorillion.
I didn't sage this post even though it's an obvious slide thread
I dropped a penny just so I could pick it up
I got the entire alt right to ride my nuts even though I'm a gay Zionist
>>80457002
>I own a bank
>>80457226
Kek
>>80457002
I collect all of my trash in grocery bags and throw it away at the local gas station so I don't have to pay dump fees.
>>80457002
I ran into a wall with a boner and broke my nose.
I have a large nose, I manipulate people, my hair is curly, My grand father was in the holocaust.
>>80457002
Today I ran out of Muslim baby blood for my matzo so I had to use Christian blood.
>>80457002
Wrote three articles for the New York Times under a fake name, censored Facebook, and wrote an email to google about how I didn't think they were doing enough about racism.
>>80457226
What's a penny
I got a MSM outlet, 3 banks and a movie studio for my bar mitzvah
>>80457002
i charged a goyim for his circumcision twice by telling him i had to do more work because his dick was "so big"
>>80457672
My grandfather died in the holocaust at only three years old.
>>80457002
I shit in bags and throw them away in my neighbor's garbage bin so that I don't have to pay for the water.
>>80457741
An american coin worth 1/100 of 1 american dollar. It is the smallest denomination of US currency.
>>80457002
>"~ It's better to be a slave of Africa than a free man of Africa ~"
-Shekelstein Goldberg
I am 2% kike apparently
>>80457002
Today I performed anodda shoah
>>80457875
I think he was joking because Canada stopped minting pennies.
>>80457994
i thought he was joking because 1 cent is an imaginary amount of money to a jew
What does /pol/ deem as Jewish? Do you actually need to be a practicing Jew to be "Jewish"? Or does being a biological Jew who doesn't actually practice Judaism still make you a kike?
When my boss asked for 60 more dollars after I gave him 40 dollars I gave him a 20.
>>80457994
then what do they use to denominate 1 cent?
Today I wrote a very strongly worded letter to those bastids that developed the witcher for not including more youths and quintessentially British people.
>>80457002
I'm so Jewish I perpetuated the myth of the Holocaust.
>>80458094
The latter is agreed upon by both Jews and Goys
>>80457002
I found a rabbi to give me a barmitzvah for free.
>>80458094
Mannerisms typically associated with a stereotypical jew
>>80457002
I'm so Jewish that I Jew my own jews
>>80457002
My favorite baseball team is the Yankees
>>80458134
Probably still a shitload of pennies in circulation and cash is becoming rarer as most just use credit cards now.
I fabricated a 23and Mr page so I can out jew the Jews by not paying services all so I can prove that I am Jewish to my girlfriends parents.
>>80458094
being a biological Jew who doesn't actually practice Judaism still make you a kike?
yes
>>80458094
Anyone who falls under the Jew memes
/pol/ is all about memes
>>80458153
topkek mexibro is allright
>>80458278
Nice going
I dub thee an honorary kike
My dad owns a deli in brooklyn
>>80458386
>implying I didn't do that to save money
I'm 100% Jewish :^)
>>80458134
One gram of maple syrup
>>80458527
>>80457002
My fat fuck of a teacher once forgot her jacket at school.
I raided it and got $15 out of it.
>>80458134
round it to the nearest fifth you stupid tard
I unironically use coupons on a regular basis.
>>80458690
That is more nigger than Jew.
>>80458203
Long nose, sweaty beard?
>>80458690
>Stealing instead of conning them
You're a nigger
Somebody returned "my" wallet to me and I insisted there was $100 missing from it and made them pay me it.
>>80459385
I found someone's wallet and insisted on a reward
>>80457824
Kek
>>80459385
>>80459507
OY VEY
I take pictures of anime girl and Kosherize them to affect the minds of Goyim
>>80457989
Too many of them
>>80457002
My grandfather was gassed 6 times in 4 different death camps.
He died every time.
>>80457002
How Jewish am I?
Goy, I paid a chimp to derail /cfg/ and then took the money back to pay his father to run away again
>>80459948
same
>>80459385
Oh shit, meant to reply to you as well, not just the same nigga twice!
>>80460386
Oy vey, remember the 6 million (You)s.
