Ask a guy who just got paid $200 by a Mennonite guy to impregnate his daughter anything.
>>80452576
would do again?
>>80452891
I wouldn't miss a chance to spread my genes with such a cute and non-degenerate snow-white lady again, not to mention it was the tightest pussy I've ever fucked (she was virgin). But I don't think I'm gonna get another shot at it, the elder (or whatever the guy's called) said they wouldn't be calling me again because I enjoyed it.
>>80453302
...lol. Have a good night, man. If you're serious, consider throwing something the mom's way when you can. You have to foster the genes, not just spewing them around.
>>80452576
DId you guys do it in the buggy or the barn?
>>80453302
how are you not supposed to enjoy it?
>>80453983
In a home of sorts. They had her covered with a sheet with a hole in it, and I had to do it in front of them.
>>80452576
>>80454119
You aren't, they think it's sinful. That's why they watch the whole thing, to see if you're enjoying it. It's supposed to be just business.
>>80452576
H-how old is she?
>>80454130
dude wtf the lol bruh i dont even know anymore
>>80452576
Pic related.
Also--Mennonites are deeply religious and would have a handful of qualms with 1) paying for sex 2) pre-martial sex 3) impregnation out of wedlock
It's Saturday. You're on /pol/. Just admit it like the rest of us.
How can I do this? Is there Mennonite Craigslist?
>>80452576
How do I get in on this?
>>80454256
If I am to believe what I was told, 19.
>>80454379
Yeah, they're also suffering with genetic problems due to inbreeding. Look it up if you don't believe me.
Sage, hide, and report offtopic, shitpost, shill, bait, low quality, etc threads.
Keep this board clean
Do not respond to threads such as these without "sage" in the options field.
This is literally ideal scenario.
>>80454438
>>80454442
Sorry, you have to be lucky like me and live in a village near them. Also, be a WASP.
>>80454578
kys
Isn't this like the third time you made this thread? I swear somebody makes this same exact thread once a month. Are you artistic?
>>80454668
Why would I? I am gonna be a father!
>>80452576
is Hilary having another break down?
why is this slide shill tread up
>on this episode of shillfactor5 anon tries his hand at writing a romance novel
>>80452576
Do you get to fuck until she conceives? It's not a guarantee you know.
>>80452576
My dog gets more than that for stud fees.
>>80455447
I don't think I'm fucking her again, the Mennonite elder in the room thought I seemed to enjoy the act, so they expressed reserves about calling me again.
>>80455524
Good for him.
>>80452576
Only$200?
>>80455641
I'm not complaining, it's two-hundred bucks tax-free. And I also got laid.
>>80452576
You are a liar. The only sect that does this are Hutterites, and that is literally because the entire area is related and are not only not Amish but a basket of crazy. Amish have key parties with neighboring communities when genetic diversity grows thin, and adopt the family as a result--similar to the concept of "hanai" in Hawaii.
Source: I'm living near Mesopotamia, OH the Amish capital of the US and worked for the state for nearly a decade managing infrastructure with Amish contractors, my next door neighbor is an Amish mason with the name of Byler, Amish built, repaired and modernized my tea/greenhouse (former barn), house and quonset hut and the sons of bitches Rumspringa kids are always fucking near my pond.
Oh and I also tried to crash an Amish key party once and got BTFO and nearly fired. Fucking unfair.
>>80455936
Who said anything about the Amish, you moron?
>>80456034
>Mennonite
or
>WASP
pick one op.
you are a terrible liar.
>>80456590
I am a WASP, you idiot. Can you even read?
Also, you forgot to turn on your American proxy, everyone can see your Canadian flag now and no one will take you seriously.
>>80456756
cool story bro, but, I caught you in a lie.
Mennonites aren't anglo-saxon, they wouldn't have any preference for it.
>>80457241
White nationalists only restrict white to WASP. The mennonites aren't wasps, they are culturally and ethnically german. If they want to expand their gene pool that suffered from inbreeding, they would do what they always have done, invite in germans. An anglo looks incredibly different from a germanic person.
>>80456034
Mennonites are a branch of Anabaptists like the Amish you stupid fuck. The only difference is that Amish are fundie Mennonites. Where you find Amish you find Mennonites. And if you think the Mennonites would ever do any of that shit you're out of your fucking mind. The only reason the Amish even get away with key parties is that they believe that God's word comes through the head of the male household so if your hubby is okay with it then it's good to go.
I did this once as well. Being watched is awkward and trying to finish with all that pressure is near impossible.
I hated it and honestly felt kinda used when I reflected on it after I got back home.
>>80454438
You have to live near a Mennonite community. Usually it's done through word of mouth so they kinda feel like they still know, however tenuous, who is doing it. My uncle did it once and tends to buy a lot of their furniture so they asked him if he had any family.
>>80454578
You don't have to be a WASP. They take any generic white Europeans. I'm French Canadian. You also can't be older than 24 usually.
>>80452576
Wtf is a Mennonite
>>80454278
Sounds hot
Creampie surprise
>>80459494
>Mennonite
All you have to do is google it retard, takes like 10 seconds to read it
That's unusual
>>80452576
Hey, I've read a porno story like this.
asstr
~Lasiter
The_Seeding_of_the_Amish_Girl
>>80456590
stop talking out of your ass on the Internet
I went to one of their churches in the valley and it was WASP city
>>80452576
...or maybe his horse fucked you
>>80452576
Prove it. Show us the money.
Fuck I didn't knew they did that kind of stuff, what kind of guys they're looking for? Just be white or good looking ? Height?
I've talked to some several times but nothing about that kind of stuff, does it mean I'm ugly as shit?
It's certainly a tremendous legal risk. Child support and whatnot.
Polite sage because not politics.
>>80454223
>That's why they watch the whole thing