*blocks your path*
*unsheathes bayonet*
*smacks lips*
>AYO KRAUT, WHERE YOU TINK YOUR GOING?
What do /pol/?
>>80443319
Turn 360 and walk away.
>>80443319
What is this.
The universe where Africa and Europe swapped climates?
>>80443567
Das scary af
>>80443319
>take out my pistol
>shoot furiously in the sky as distraction
>distract
>run away
>>80443319
>IT WASN"T THE TRENCHES THAT BLOCKED GERMAN ADVANCEMENT, IT WAS
Since when were african in the Australian army?
>>80443319
Niggers are such FREAKS! Tell him he's a FREAK
>>80443443
If you turn 360 degrees you wouldn't be walking away you would be walking forward you tard
>>80443656
that looks cool as fuck.
We waz anzacs
>>80443715
>newfag didn't get the joke
>>>/leddit/
>>80443319
Nothing, niggas only like a foot away from me at this point
>>80443715
I was going to reply newfag but I'm pretty sure this post is also ironic.
>>80443715
Newfag. Delete this before I get second hand embarrassment
>Tfw my last name is Kraut
Die
>>80443319
AYO HOL UP
SO YOU SAYING WE WUZ EUROPE N SHEIT?
>>80443319
Pull out my enormous johnson and cock lash him to within an inch of his life. He goes crying home to his boyfriend with huge dick welts all over his face.
>>80443820
>>80443882
>>80443842
Ur the newfags and youve been taken on a ruse cruise
>>80444421
Jokes on you, I was only calling out the irony ironically.
>>80443319
>AYO HOL UP CRACKA
>THERE'S ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP AND DEY NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS
>GIMME YO MONEY BITCH
>>80443695
Kangs?
>>80444524
Succc
>>80443656
>>80443735
das/that's from Hellboy
>>80444421
Haha get reversed fucked you little bitch I was doing a ruse on you! I pretended to think you were a newfag and was kidding when I told you to delete it! Hahahahahhhhahahahahhahhah
>>80444421
>I was just only pretending that I shat myself
>>80443706
I think he is supposed to be a boong. The devs have probably never seen a photo of one.
>>80445408
Did boongs even serve?
>>80443319
>AYO KRAUT, WHERE YOU TINK YOUR GOING?
>What do /pol/?
I turn around, pull down my trousers, ease my clenching butthole with the sloppy, wet middle finger, and hope for the best.
I mean, what else could I do, really? What else would even make sense?
>>80443706
Probably at the same time they had flat top slouch hats and Union jack flags on their sleeves
>>80443319
We wuz imperial
We wuz colonial
We wuz kangs
>>80445584
Yes. They killed more Germans than the U.S.
>>80446298
Well, considering your guns were built almost entirely with American steel, I doubt that.
>>80443319
>all those automatic WWI weapons
>all those black troops in a 99.6% white war
>no trench gameplay
>no France or Russia
this game is literally a bunch of niggers LARPing as WWI solders, I pray to God this game is filled with 420 gun skins and exotic character outfits
I hope DICE goes bankrupt in the coming years
>>80447091
hope there a Darren Wilson skin mod
>>80447091
Don't forget
>carrying and firing the Lewis Gun by holding the fucking barrel shroud instead of the carry handle
>>80443319
>HOL UP WATCHA DUIN MUH NIGGU?
Because according to Dice Germans in 1917 where also black.
Remind me why /pol/ worships these losers?
>>80443319
What makes Swedes so obsessed with niggers?
>>80448608
what is the point of trolling on 4chan?
>>80444638
>THERE'S ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP
Just kill me.
>>80448608
>First World War
>Nazi
Is this bait or just the result of american education?
>>80449519
its both deutch bro
>>80449519
Thats sad. You lost not only one world war but two.
Has Germany even ever won a war. No idea why Germanboos/naziboos think they are good at fighting when every war they start they end up failing miserably.
>>80443319
Someone post the black nazi model in response pls
>>80444638
>THERE'S ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP
Holy fuck my sides just funded a space program
>>80449932
Germany started ww1
Please fucking stop
>>80450728
Germany did not start WW1. Austria-Hungary did.
>>80444638
>Australian hat
>lebo shitskin
Hahahaha Cuckstralia BTFO
>>80443319
Hey all.
We're being raided.
Come to the real threads
/cfg/ General
>>80449854
Red Team
>>80404608
Memetics Division\
>>80417380
>>80449932 We where fighting each other most of the time. Our only realy successful war as a united Germany is the one against the french 1870-1871.
The fact that it took the entire civilized world to beat Germany, Austria and the roaches is enough proof of our proficiency in warfare.
>>80443319
Spit in it's face.It will instinctively raise it's hand to wipe away the justice.At that time I would bring my knife up underneath it's chin and deliver justice to this animal.I will probably continue to spit on the nigger as I stab it repeatedly while crying at the same time maybe,idk.
>>80451097
>make america great again
>konata
NO! YOU TAKE THAT HAT OFF HER YOU FUCKING JACKBOOT!
>>80443319
>Niggers in WW1
>>80448608
/pol/ supports the Triple Entente
second reich shills ITT are willyposters from /gsg/
>>80443319
yo real talk what the fuck is that bayonet held on by? a lug on the grip? there's nothing supporting the pommel of the blade that shit is going to snap off.
>>80443319
>Nothing personal kid
>>80453066
DICE shit the bed and the Lee Enfield just has some generic bayonet because apparently they have no fucking clue how to google anything. Look at the extra sights that make the weapon impossible to fire accurately.
>>80443319
AYO HOL UP
SO YOU WUZ SAYIN
WE WUZ IN FLANDERS FIELD N'SHIT?
>>80447091
>trash-tier armies (austro-hungaria, italy, ottomans) included
>french aren't
I bet you money the prologue mission of the single player campaign is some white guy shooting nog versions of the archduke and sophie
>>80449932
>implying anyone won ww1
also its not nice to make fun of other countries millitary traditions. Remember when we got thrown out of vietnam by a bunch of angry rice farmers?
>>80443319
>game doesn't even have france because niggers are more important
>>80443319
They couldn't even get the uniform right
That's like the easiest fucking part
>>80455725
Clearly historical accuracy was a major concern when developing this game.
>>80456656
But France is the only nation that used nigger solders in large numbers on the western front.
>>80455725
dice did a good job showing how a dindu would fuck up a gun.
>>80456985
Brilliant.
>>80443319
>DICE
>>80456561 Your military didn't loose against the vietnamese, your politicians didn't want to loose their approval.
>>80448608
Did he try and challenge the people that killed him to a game of gwent for his life?
http://venturebeat.com/2016/05/06/ea-dices-lead-designer-answers-our-questions-about-battlefield-1/
fuck you Sweden
>>80457325
Americans searched his body and threw the cards away because they are useless?
>>80457706
I think gwent was involved, I bet they took his rare cards as well.
HOL UP
>>80458241
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE WUZ STURMTRUPPEN N'SHIT?
>>80458241
is the game really 90% blacks
fuck dice, bc2 forever
>>80458241
Neither his rifle or pistol are even fucking german weapons. His rifle is a british lee enfield and his pistol is a fucking american m1911. What the actual fuck dice are you even fucking trying
>>80457899
I thought gwent is bong for poker or something. My bad.
>>80458241
Does anyone know which classes are black in the german army? Pic related are the British.
>>80458786 Battlefield always allowed you to use enemy enemy weapons in your loadout.
>>80459556
its the standart scout i think
>>80443319
C'mon it's 2016 for fuck sake
>>80458241
>world war 1 envisioned by spike lee
>>80447091
If France was in at least then having so many niggers in the game would be understandable.
