Active streams:
https://www.periscope.tv/WrathOvKhanh/1DXxyZjXBEdKM
https://www.periscope.tv/PettyIdol/1OyKAlWeXXDxb
Special event/protest scanner:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web
General Chicago PD scanner:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Get /comfy/, lads.
I eagerly await Robert.
Friends, check your keys.
when is the shooting
C O M F Y
AS
F U C K
CHECK YO KEYS
https://youtu.be/aLKQDbFIYfg
WHEN THE SUN SETS LORD KEK WILL GIVE US VIOLENCE
So /pol/, what are you drinking to get comfy?
I'm on glass number two of Booker's.
>>80426039
Cocoa
This boring where the real niggas at?
>>80426039
diet cherry pepsi boys, now without aspartame.
mmmm pepsi. you can really taste the sucralose.
pepsi.
>>80426039
Water. Hot as fuck here, coffee later in the night.
>>80426138
In Baton Rouge
>>80426039
i'm trying to text my family who went visiting fort lauderdale
no response yet
KEK will grant exactly 123 nigger and police deaths in Chicago, all relate to the riots that will occur tonight.
>>80426138
>This boring where the real niggas at?
Don't worry, m8, the cops said on the scanner a while ago that there is a "hard stop" line they've formed. They're slowly advancing towards it...
>>80426039
im dabbin bruh
>mfw shit goes down
What the FUCK happened in Dallas? All the streams I'm getting now are boring AF
THEY JUST CONFIRMED SHOOTINGS ON THE RADIO
The Dallas thread is fucking boring. Fucking empty threats.
Shits been getting real in Chicago all afternoon. This is gonna be a great evening m8s
>CHECK YO KEYS PLEASE
>>80426039
Just Yuengling.
>>80426418
ellen degenerate and hillary ruined that dance move.
Fuck your streams OP these two are the ones you need to have up
http://www.fox4news.com/live
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZtKRqzrJMlmMoZDPtqDCg/live
lock your doors boys
This is hard, not sure if I want to watch UFC 200 or this chimpout.
>>80426492
Jelly, we can't get that stuff in Chicago. For a shit-tier beer it's actually passable on a hot day.
We haven't had a good chimpout in forever
I'd love to see looting and fires, moreso than niggers killing cops
>>80426423
Some kind of threat, possible intruder in the dallas police HQ, report of a gun shot. None of the information coming through seems very reliable save for the police departments twitter.
>>80426472
was the black phanters marching with guns right?
is that even allowed in america?
>>80426439
What? tell more
>>80426522
That Dallas reporter is a qt
t. OP
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OFFICER DOWN
>>80426560
>2 people chimpout in a ring
vs
>200 chimpout in the streets
I'm in chicago. just saw a N.O.O.S.E. type police vehicle from GTA speeding down the street with cops hanging of the sides
Nothing is happening
>>80426572
It's the king of cheap beers. It's got a bit of funk but it's leagues better than everything else in the same price range.
>>80426736
where? chicago cops are very nervous.
>>80426039
I don't like alcohol or drugs. I don't like the taste, I don't like the loss of control, I don't like the immediate aftereffects. I don't like the stupid, waspy feeling you get from weed. I don't like the loss of control and sensation you get from wine. I like being in control of my mind and body and feel horrific when I'm not.
I'm sick of people treating me like I'm a child because I don't want to get wasted every fucking night at college.
>Well, what do you do for fun, anon? I bet you just stay home and play videogames, you big loser!
Nope! Guess what, the world fucking opens up after you leave the bar or your stoner friends house! I go to the libraries, the museum, and the beach. I go to festivals, I go to flea markets, and I go to used book stores. Bowling, the arcade, shopping, the mall, the movies; so many great alternatives to a shitty fucking club. Instead of a night of drinking, I bought a Zoo Pass for seventy bucks. Whenever I fucking want, I go and chill out with fucking elephants and giraffes. Have you ever done that? Just gone to the zoo with a friend on a weekend night? Just enjoy the night sky, with your own thoughts and feelings? Just talked to someone about life as you watched monkeys swing trees? No, you haven't, because all you do is spend your nights at an overly-congested watering hole sapping away brain cells and ruining your liver like a thoughtless sheep. You will never be as free as me.
Water Towers
>>80426260
nothin happinin in florida mang, no worries
too many happenings. Where the fuck is nothieVESallowed, he usually has all the screens done for me. Lazy fat ass
>>80426900
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>80426039
Keeping it American.
>>80426900
20-14
>keyed a car
people who do this should be skinned alive and have their nails ripped out with pliers
>>80427007
He went to pick up his wife's kid's from a soccer game.
>>80426534
>mfw living in the hills with 10 million racist mexicans between me and the black ghettos
>>80426832
>stupid, waspy feeling you get from weed?
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>80427109
>white
silence thou
>want to piss
>Don't want to miss anything
I'M IN THE CROWD, SHIT FEELS SCARY.
>>80427266
Pics, anon?
>>80427124
nice priorities. He has an obligation to his viewers on a night like tonight. Fat ass will be having after sports pizza while the world burns
>>80427136
Can confirm I wouldn't even care if whites killed me after as long as I can take some of these dindus down before
>>80427266
PUT YOUR TRUMP HAT ON
>>80426039
I'm about halfway through a bota box
>>80427071
meh,
>prefers memmologist
>>80425720
Where's the link for the cop forum?
>All these white people
>>80427416
>>All these cucks
FTFY
>>80427266
>>80427304
>>80427323
THE PEOPLE ARE YELLING AT ME FOR BEING WHITE
>>80427416
>all the blacks are busy shooting eachother in chicago
>another dozen will die while these whites protest in their suburbs
>>80427416
That's whats really killing the white race us shitskins may be many but when you have these kind of traitors...Not to mention the coal burners who attend just for a fresh eggplant infusion.
>>80427528
OUR HERO
F
>>80427528
stay strong white brotha take more photos live report
>>80427619
Fuck this!!!! I'm leavinggg... I'm getting a really weird vibe from this crowd, doesn't feel safe
>>80427619
F
>Pretty good multi screen coverage:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZtKRqzrJMlmMoZDPtqDCg/live
>Pretty good multi screen coverage:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZtKRqzrJMlmMoZDPtqDCg/live
>Pretty good multi screen coverage:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZtKRqzrJMlmMoZDPtqDCg/live
>>80426492
So glad that's coming to LA soon. Will be killer.
What are people listening to?
I've got some /CLASSIC/ shit going on
>pic related
>>80427528
Yell racist shit
KEK commands you to martyr yourself
>>80427692
Don't be a pussy, yel at them for being black
>>80427733
A BLACK DUDE JUST GRABBED MY ASS AND SAID "THAT'S A GOOD WHITEY"
>>80427692
but think of it anon, you could become an hero
>>80426522
Tf is wrong with that dudes voice??? Hahahahhaha
>Be a Black guy, see this shit
>Think about the guy who tactically took out 5 policemen the other day
>See these BLM guys standing up, sitting down , shouting clapping and hugging each other
>Achieve absolutely nothing
>MFW Indians, Asians, Filipinos all manage to get ahead
We as black people will never be able to get ahead in anything as long as we keep venting our frustrations in ways that don't help ourselves economically.
Whose streets?
Your streets?
What a fucking joke, you probably don't even down your own house or the phone you're streaming on.
Just got in from work - someone tell me how bad it is? Protests? Violence? Arrests?
What are these hearts floating up on the side of this stream https://www.periscope.tv/PettyIdol/1OyKAlWeXXDxb
>>80427692
Write "NIGGER" on a paper and leave it kek it's bound to start shit
>>80427814
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>80427870
Just a lot of wandering around and sitting/laying down. Nothing serious...yet...
>>80427814
Say "that's a fine nigger, how much does he cost?"
>>80427870
Nothing is happening.
Nothing will happen.
/pol/ is ALWAYS wrong about the Happening.
THAT BLUE HAIRED WHALE DYKE THO'
>>80426832
LMAO
How disgusting!!! BURN THEM ALL !!!
>Trying to listen to both scanners
naked chick and cops moving in:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZtKRqzrJMlmMoZDPtqDCg/live
>>80427528
If you're not lieing stay safe senpai
>>80427870
it's going to be night in an hour or so in chiraq. thats when the real fun starts
>>80427901
Yeah write something really fucking awful to rile them up like "ALL FUCKING NIGGERS FUCKING HANG, LAST WARNING APE BOYS"
>>80426039
Woodford Reserve
LMAO the poo in loo
THEY'RE ARMED AND WE'RE NOT!
>>80427988
I've been sticking to this one, anon
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web
>>80427528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7S5BP-tvR8
Are you a Danger Seeker, Anon?
CHASE CHASE
Write "NIGGER" on a paper and leave it kek it's bound to start shit
>>80427888
Press H to disable them
>>80428007
I'm OUT, people started pushing over a fence in the crowd. Got such a creepy, ominous vibe from the crowd... stay tuned guys i feel like shit might go down.
Did someone just start screaming "get a real job" ? LOL
Where would I-94 be? Shit happening there, both lanes closed, jumping on cars...
oh, Minnesota
>>80426039
A nice cup of tea.
>More foot officers!
>Form a line!
WHOS STREETZ
what a beauty.
>>80427991
OH SHIT that dude got hit by a car
Guy asking for statistics here.
They just cited the usual blacks are incarcerated more than whites even though they both have the same levels of usage.
Other greatest hits include that New York is proof broken window policing (Arresting for misdemeanor crimes) is a failure because the murder rate lowered after they stopped stop and frisk, and that the violent actions of BLM can't be held accountable to the organization while it can be for police because they held to a higher standard.
>>80428324
ayyy i hear that
ON STREETS
AUSCHWITZ
ON STREETS
AUSCHWITZ
>>80428223
Many thanks
sounded like they were chanting nigger lel
Somebody throw a paper airplane with Nigger written on it
Most of the faces on the motorway are white..
>>80428381
dang, missed it
How can he get away with it?
>https://www.JEWbook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/vb.153080620724/10157280014500725/?type=2&theater
>>80426832
Not sure if pasta but your world seems kinda closed if you are here.
Either way try not to be so edgy, it repels people. Be suggestive and you may find more in life than a screen full of shitposters.
>>80426832
I agree with this overall message, but you wrote it like a faggot
>>80428528
White women looking to get blacked at the after party
>>80426039
Bong rips of Northern Lights and ice cold mexican coke
>>80426619
it's perfectly legal
a chill nigger was actually doing that during the dallas shootings and was considered a suspect though
>>80426039
sweet iced tea and a box of Provolone Cheez-it
>yt streams
>scanners
>periscopes
>this thread
I can't keep up.
girls only out there because it's chic and popular to be protesting right now
theyre thinking of they likes theyll get on social media. i guarantee in their hearts they truly value 'likes' over the lives of niggers
>tfw most ppl are too high on fluoride to become violent and get the ball rolling.
So why hasn't there been any organized event against BLM?
Stop shopping!
>>80428793
>girls only out there because it's chic and popular to be protesting right now
yeah its called protest culture. or whatever.
I imagine its a great way to meet girls who want to bang
>>80428784
The Periscopes are shit now, some dumb bitch is literally in Walgreens buying new shoes.
Stick to the scanner:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web
who they chasing in the scanner? sounds like a group of niggers
>>80428807
Not specifically against blm, but have been KKK, neo nazi, and similar protests in some places, especially in california. They were attacked by counte protestors.
>>80428949
whole platoon and state police on the way
>>80428949
group of niggers
>>80427528
Anon, be our hero
F
How to start the racewar 101:
get #pigsoverniggs trending
I live near Chicago
Which highway is this?
it's niggersota not chiraq
>>80428769
The racist police racistly suspected a person with a rifle and a few matching descriptors during an an active shooting with a rifle.
>>80428907
>buying shoes
>at Walgreens
How poor is that bitch?
>>80429082
Nothing above average is happening in chicago that i know of. I'm in Chicago right now and it seems more chill than usual for a sat nite
>chicago scanner sounds most chaotic
>no good streams
kill me
>>80429229
Could have dibeetus
Walgreens sells beetus shoes
>>80429270
Agreed, it's early. I'm eagerly awaiting a /comfy/ thread later tonight so mah boi Robert and I can hang.
Someone should use a drone to drop kfc buckets into the crowd and record it.
Would be fucking priceless
>>80429335
http://takemelive.com/external/cbsraw
>>80429229
Nigger poor
>>80429335
this. it isnt even night yet over there i think
youtube.com/channel/UCeZtKRqzrJMlmMoZDPtqDCg/live
Minnesota is prob going to have some riot police soon.
>>80429390
or leave a pink cadillac full of guns and loud rap
which location are all these fucking white males standing in the middle of the freeway on exposing reality.
is that MN?
Oh shit they asked for available officers to go to the Trump Tower
>heading to Trump Tower
They've gone too far.
Weren't the BLM people supposed to activate at 9pm until 5am, and kill all the police officers they could tonight?
>>80425720
>WHITE COPS SPOTTED!
>T. NIGGER
>>80429507
yes it's minnesota
THEY ARE IN FRONT OF TRUMP HOTEL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT
THEY ARE IN FRONT OF TRUMP HOTEL
WE NEED BACK UP AT TRUMP TOWER! GET THE BIKES TO THE FRONT! TO THE FRONT!
CHIRAQ ANONS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, PROTECT TO GOD EMPEROR
oh snap TRUMP TOWER about to be raided by the groids
>line at trump tower
>eating left over bbq and icecream cake
>fingering my new Draco AK pistol
>watching livestreams of nig dings chimping
Feels /comfy/ mang
>Trump Tower
Something gonna happen
>>80429577
baton rouge was the one with the black panthers with shotguns, i think that fizzled out though? or at least the streams shut off that i had going
>>80428528
Kek some of those guys are so white they are almost transparent.
So many Happening right now, stay safe m8s.
steam of trump tower happening?
do we have a stream of the trump tower protest or just the police broadcast?
>>80429437
that's minnesota though
I meant there's no chicago stream matching what I'm hearing on the chicago scanner
I HATE NIGGERS
SAY IT WITH ME
>TRUMP TOWER
OH SHIT NIGGA
I NEED A STREAM ON TRUMP TOWER NOW
TRUMP PLAZA!
protect that tower!
>>80429751
Trump tower where? chicago?
MOTHER OF GOD THEY ARE AT TRUMP TOWER
how is the sky there, is it getting dark?
>>80429735
ALL FUCKING NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG
>>80425720
Evening, Roberts.
Individual who is high on drugs with a toddler confirmed!
>>80428528
it's minnesota
that is Cruz-cuck country
>>80426039
It's too damn hot I don't feel like consuming anything. I hate this weather. I know I'll miss it.
>>80429833
yeah, no stream though, just the police scanner
>attacking Trump Tower
MAY KEK STRIKE THEM DOWN
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AT TRUMP PLACE???
>>80426039
Apple whiskey shots mixed with zero cal Mountain Dew
Got about two weeks left on my cut
>Need to pee so bad
why
>>80429735
Vihaan niggers!
>>80429908
KEK DO SOMETHING
>>80429833
Yes, huge tower in downtown Chicago.
PROTECT TRUMP TOWERS AT ALL COSTS
BASED KEK PLEASE PROTECT THE GOD-EMPEROR'S BUILDING IN CHIRAQ
>>80429840
As a rule of thumb for protest happening threads:
Dark sky/dark people = happening
Light sky/light people = not happening
>>80429982
Damn. That's a beautiful building desu. Trump has great taste, doesn't he?
>>80427528
Now is your chance, kill a nigger be a hero.
YOU WILL BE ARESTED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
FINAL WARNING
IT STARTS NOW
What happened?
Anyone have the bingo cards?
>>80430037
You should've seen the shitstorm when he put his name on it in huge letters. The city effectively passed a new law after he did it so it couldn't happen again.
Cops must've been told to stand down in Minnesota. Like 3 cops on the freeway in two cruisers. What a joke.
>>80429915
Nothing.
deploy the robots
>>80429890
can i get the scanner?
>>80430110
BLM at Trump tower Chicago
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>80430123
got em all
>>80430160
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>80430158
toppest of keks to you, that is a glorious pic
>>80430123
>>80430021
ITS LIGHTNING AND DARK HERE IN NYC
ITS HAPPENING
>>80429982
>>80426039
Out of the willet now, but woodford backing me up.
NOT TRUMP TOWER THEYVE GONE TOO FAR
>>80430110
BLM just crashed a plane into Trump Tower
>>80430160
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web
also has it
>>80430200
Where are the chicago anons? Go and defend Trump Tower!
>>80430160
This is the one they're using for protest control:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web
GANG MEMBERS FLASHING GANG SIGNS CONFIRMED
>>80430125
Fucking leftist cocksuckers. Trump puts his name in YUGE letters on just about every building he builds. It's his trademark.
>>80426619
Open carry states and registered NFA item (Again, depends on the state being OK or not), perfectly legal if you comply with the law.
condition stable at Trump Tower
>>80430241
>>80429890
>>80429982
perhaps there is a webcam nearby?
>>80430110
right now protesters are at Trump Tower in Chicago
>>80429735
>non Americans complaining about nig nogs
You can't even comprehend how bad American blacks are
GANG MEMBERS!
>>80430354
They have a nuclear weapon too.
>>80430340
Sadly, nothing near there. I checked, no clear views.
>yfw MRAPS,LRADS, Gas Masked Riot Cops start storming from the trees and nearby roads
What is even going on?
In the stream there's just some negress walking around the city.
is that periscope bitch walking to trump tower?
>>80430509
>live in the niggest part of saginaw
>have black friends
>they said they'll protect me if a race war happens
>mfw
>>80430452
LEAVE GOD-EMPEROR'S BUILDING ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80430516
Yes.
https://www.periscope.tv/PettyIdol/1OyKAlWeXXDxb
>2016
[CURRENT YEAR], GET IN HERE
>>80430551
>relaxing around blacks
shiggy diggy
>>80426832
>Whenever I fucking want, I go and chill out with fucking elephants and giraffes. Have you ever done that?
Thems good peoples. Misunderstood really
>>80430580
there she is
>>80430551
make sure you feed them then
>>80430551
>they said they'll protect me if a race war happens
Would you protect them though?
Seriously. Just move all these niggers to a state like Mississippi and keep them locked there.
>>80430200
Much obliged!
>>80430516
They're all just sitting like they're back on their porches
>>80426039
Hy-Vee veggie thin crust pizza with Abita root beer.
>>80430551
in the contract did you read anything about anal sex ?
>>80426534
Keep your doors open and your guns loaded, for maximum happening potential.
>>80430688
Considering they aren't going to chimp out and attack whites, of course I would. It's not like they're going to be on the side of the chimp thugs.
>>80426832
faggot
"FUCK TURMP" HEARD ON THE SCANNER
>FTP: fuck the police
i can only think of file transfer protocol tho wat do
>Trump is to blame for black people being shot............
Granted, he appeals to racists and wont distance himself from them but his only negative comments to BLM were whenever they've invaded places they weren't supposed to be.
>We have a 38 year old individual who is going through alcohol withdrawal and admits to drinking.
>So he's not going through withdrawal.
That's funny.