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Is PokemonGO the "ultimate game jew" to keep normies
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It's an aryan game.


Join blue team to slaughter commies.
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all video games, movies and television is a distraction to keep people from realizing that their lives are meaningless.
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>>80402411

*tips fedora*
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>>80402411
It's the redpilled one's who actually realize life really is meaningless. Which is why I spend time playing video games, eating garbage food, and drinking alcohol.

What difference does it make?

Really makes you think.
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I don't care about it I'm not going to drain my battery life over, this would rather play the handheld versions.
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>>80402411

Indeed, but that shit is annoying as fuck
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>>80402411
Redpilled as fuck.
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No, but I think a lot of normies are pretending to like it because its trendy. If somebody were to mention pokemon a week ago, they would say something along the lines of how it's something for nerds and losers.
I don't think it's too bad though. It's getting people to go outside and discover the world around them. I played it today and ended up exploring a public park I didn't know about. I think it will be much better by the time they add PvP battles because then the game will be better developed and the normie hype will have died down.
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>>80401816
nope.

its going to save a lot of people.
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>>80402411
That's deep man
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>Sister visits the house, fucking around on her phone half the time
>Ask her what she's doing
>She's playing fucking pokemon GO
A 25 year old woman who has never shown interest in pokemon is playing this shit. This is beyond neckbeards now, it's a full blown mega trend.
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>>80401816
And keep track of the gots location.
And get a live feed of the goys house.
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>>80401816
people are playing this on their phones, right? it's like pokemon IRL, right? i'll never play it but it actually sounds pretty bad ass.
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>>80402759

kek
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Yellow team or you're a cuck
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It's pretty redpilled, here in Yurop most PokéStops are monuments to the fallen, christian locations and cultural landmarks.
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>>80402891
>A 25 year old woman who has never shown interest in pokemon is playing this shit.
This pisses me off.. I'm not even that autistic for Pokemon. I don't post on /vp/, I haven't actually bought a Pokemon game since Ruby/Sapphire (btw HOENN CONFIRMED), and the only Pokemon games I play are glitchy fanmade games. Screw you normies. You laughed at me during high school for playing a "kids' game" and now you think it's cool.

REEEEEE.WebM
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>>80401816
T E A M M Y S T I C

Better off ded than red desu
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>>80402411
He types as he continues to browse 4chan.
It's traps within traps within traps and if you ever think you've escaped chances are you're in another one.
You dumb fuckin leaf.
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>>80402411
But all life is meaningless. No matter how advanced or far we get, we are still doomed to extinction.

Even black holes will die in 10^100 years. What's the point?
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>>80403393

Agreed. Yellow team, the sun, the gold, the wheat fields. Quintessentially /pol/
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>>80403919
>the sun
>Mascot is Zapdos
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>>80403692
fucking this
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>>80403898
black holes aren't alive.
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>>80401816
It's a mobile game. This time next week they'll forget all about it.
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>>80402411
>all video games, movies and television is a distraction to keep people from realizing that their lives are meaningless.
Nailed it. Second post best post
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>>80403393
yellow team is hufflepuff SJW-tier
needs to be physically removed desu
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>>80404033

Zapdos would actually be more accurate to represent the sun than Moltres. Plasma is closer to electricity than fire.
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>not choosing based Articuno team
Bunch of cucks desu.
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>>80402488
First reply best reply
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>>80401816
Haven't played pokemon but for kids I think it's great, it encourages them to go outside.

I have no idea why 18+ somethings play a kid's game though
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>makes kids go outside and walk around
>terrible
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>>80402512
Nigga, you've taken the ultimate black pill
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>>80402411
Or maybe its people way to leave their mark on human life and culture and their personal success to make meaning to their life by affecting others lives with their creativity
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>>80404132
That's some nice headcanon but it has nothing to do with Pokemon.
>Articuno- blizzards
>Zapdos- storms
>Moltres- clear skies
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>>80404543
fuck off zoe you cunt
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>>80402411
However, to simply dismiss all of it as devoid of value is comparably just as bad.
There is a healthy level of entertainment one can consume. But too much and too little can be just as bad as each other.
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Pokemon GO is racist.
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>>80404601
:'(
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>>80404568
>movies and video games
>anything but mindless entertainment
No
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>>80404488
I don't care about that I'm so sick of normies not shutting the fuck up about it and keep posting stupid pics of it.
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>>80401816
>ANY iphone app

Just take a wild guess.
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>>80402219
level 6 reporting in
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>>80402411
Our lives have meaning. That would be the great commission.
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it's bait

it's like putting corn out for deer so the hunters have a clear shot

>hunter = black lives matter homicidal terrorists
>deer = white nerdy Pokemon players
>corn = pokemongo
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>>80403276
This nigger can't even English.
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>>80404568
>implying that pokemon is an artistic and creative masterpiece
>implying that television's purpose is not brainwashing with propaganda
>implying the modern "entertainment" industry isn't busy work for millennial.
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>>80404655
>(I play as a black female because there are so few represented in video games)
KEK
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>>80401816
Yes, it has no content but people love mediocrity apparently
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>>80402411
t. edgy nihilist
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It's socially acceptable to like the OG 151 because nostalgia. It's not socially acceptable to know the names and abilities of all 720 Pokemon unless you're a child. And if you breed or play competitively that's just autism.
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>>80401816
>>80402625
>>80403276
>there is no "game"
>no dueling friends
>just a shitty interface to attention whore and take selfies to a narcissistic group of vaginas who then share it on Kikebook and Twatter

It all make sense now. The Jew found a new franchise to completely destroy by introducing faggots and women...
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>Professor asks 'what's your style' than the usual 'Are you a boy or a girl?'
I mean honestly but otherwise a fun game
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>>80404369
Translation
>All the young goyims will learn about culture and diversity as young Tara tries to catch a rare Mew near Qu'shawn's section 8 housing.
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>>80405024
>know the names and abilities of all 720 Pokemon
Not knowing which Pokemon yields certain Effort Points.
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>>80404037
Do you presume to know what goes on beyond the event horizon?
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>>80404714
Have you never seen a good movie before or played a good video game or seen a painting. You must not be very creative person to know how much work goes into basic games like netrunner
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>>80404655
I lost it while reading the entire article. I even doubt it if he can recognize the pokemons.
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>>80401816
Friend just told me about it, sounds retarded.
But he also told me that 6 of his über nerd friends that usually never go outside actually went outside today just to play it.
>>80402512
>life really is meaningless.
It isn't though, and you will be held accountable.
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>>80405197
no
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>>80404369
The same reason they still shit their pants over "zomg so amazing" harry potter, lord of the rings, and doctor who is/are.
This generation is literally just a bunch of overgrown children. Why do you think they're all leftists and do nothing but scream until they get their way?
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>Playing mobile games ever
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>>80405024
>that massive wall of text
>its literally just a calc of: oh tyrannitar better switch
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>>80405048
As someone who was a field tester, I can confirm that most of the main features of the game haven't really been released yet. Think of it as a... Public beta of sorts
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Who the fuck still plays pokemon?!? That shit came out when I was in elementary school. If you're damn near 30 and still playing a children's video game, you should seriously consider suicide.
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Can you even transfer the Pokemon you caught on your phone to your Pokemon games?
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>>80405667
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>>80405667

NORMIE GET OUT
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>>80405615

Spill the beans! What other features will there be.
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27 here, still have my old gameboy and pokemon red cartridge with the game still saved, as well as a binder full of first gen cards.

From what I've seen, Pokemon Go is just a shit tier app that overlays a 3D render of pokemon onto your phone camera?

Or am I missing something?
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>>80406005
I don't fucking know, they didn't tell us shit. They just told us that there's a lot more that needs to me implemented, and thanks for the testing. Not even an in game reward. Just a screen.
>pic related
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>>80405197
The 2d world
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>>80404836
>living near niggers
>living in a place where there are people who don't at least recognize you as "that guy who lives down the street and jogs past my house every morning"
there's your problem
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Is the release of this game the reason why American posters are not partaking in this 'race war' they've been talking up for the past however-many years and instead just shitposting on here?
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>>80406122
that's it, but you have to go outside and look for new ones to catch.

it's neat. my entire floor at work is fucking around with it.
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>>80406218
They said trading is going to be implemented first

>trading
>before battling
>mfw
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>>80402411
sometimes this is wise. i've lost alot of money on the markets because "i was bored" and "i wanted something interesting to happen"
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>>80406218
Please tell me they will make it so you can catch pokemon in rural areas. Why in the fuck do I need to drive to the city to get pokemon who should live in my back yard.
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>>80406318
This game was funded by the Japs to fuel the race war. More people will go outside trying to catch Pokemon, putting more people on the streets while increasing tensions. Gas the kikes RACE WAR NOW
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>>80406365
Still think it's retarded that we didn't get anything for field testing aside from a fucking screenshot.
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>>80403898
Think of all the problems we fixed before throughout history we thought would never be fixed. Besides were gonna live a long ass time. https://www.technologyreview.com/s/534636/the-anti-aging-pill/
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>>80402411
We called them bread and circuses on my day.

I'm a vampire btw
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>Drive by a Wawa on the way home where a lot of black people tend to congregate
>happen to find a Mankey there

Can't make this shit up
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>>80406425
>Why in the fuck do I need to drive to the city to get pokemon who should live in my back yard.

Because it's a pathetic cash grab that's going to encourage desperate fanbois like yourself to pay for in-game items with real money that "attracked" pokenigs to your neighborhood.
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>>80401816
Bitch caught crabs
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i cant find it on the play store
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>>80402751
If you mentioned pokemon to me a week ago I'd have said "what?"
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>>80402411
CRAAAAAAWLIIIIIING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN
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>>80406479
I've heard jap devs are notoriously stingy with handing out dev builds to non-japanese testers, but DAMN! Your "testing" consisted of looking at a screenshot?!
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>>80402891
I'm 43. It's fun, there are things in my neighborhood I never knew about until this game put a pokestop on top of them.
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>>80406703
Desperate fanboy?
I'm not going to spend money just to get 4-5 pokemon that are shit, to try and keep up with people who live in NYC who have a pokemon appear every 10 feet.
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>>80402625
Glad she got dressed before leaving the house instead of just rolling the fuck out of bed and going.
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>>80406747

It currently is not available worldwide. You can download the .apk and install it that way, I hear.
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>>80402411
it's not "to keep them from realizing"

it's to keep them from realizing the meaning of their lives
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>>80403692
true blue patriot right here
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>mfw all these trendy faggots on my Kikebook feed who have NEVER, EVER made a video game post ever, all of a sudden talking about how into PGO they are
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All it is the next big trend. The game is not even good.
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>>80404809
level 8 here, my dude
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>>80406925
ok, i will see, thanks
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>>80405443
umm because they're on the right side of history?
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>>80407022
they want to improve servers before officially releasing to more countries.
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>>80406436
GUYS I THINK THE LEAF IS ONTO SOMETHING
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>>80406969
it's not a video game
it's a memefest
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>>80405667
I went out to a street festival today and there were no joke at least 30-40 of them running around catching pokemon.

It was REALLY obvious who they were.

There were like 6 pink flower poke stops and honestly, it was fun.

In Sacramento, they're going to be having a Pokemon Go! Pub Crawl. i bet at least one person dies.

It's gonna be hilarious.
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>>80407011
so you only catch pokemon or you can fight against other trainers?
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>>80406957
>join team blue
>next day gym that I can see from the comfort of my home is taken by blue
>VapeLordBraden

I'm having regrets, my man.
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How exactly does the game work? There's random uninteresting "landmarks" shown on my map. Do they have people scouting out different towns for this?
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>>80406253
i want a qt black hole to succccc me in
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>>80406986
Just like amiibos, now no one gives a fuck about those plastic McDonalds toys either. Just like the Wii exercise machine fad too. That's all Nintendo knows anymore, it's disgraceful. I'm glad Based Sony is fucking destroying them, Pokemon on PS5 soon.
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>>80401816
>game promotes getting out and being active
>get to meet new people in your local area
I'd say it's the opposite of muh jews.
>>80402411
Says as he shitposts on an Mongolian wall painting forums
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>>80405048
Pokemon is as normie as it gets, where the fuck have you been?
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Would pedophiles use it to bait children to coming in some random area in town?
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>>80406218
They probably mean the hundreds of other pokemon that still need to be added.
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if you play this game and are 14+ maybe 15+ you are a LOSER
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>>80407171
only catch right now, can get eggs to hatch also. You can fight gyms and capture them, then put a pokemon to defend it while you're gone. So there is minor fighting, but not 1v1 it's you vs AI. Sounds like eventually they will add 1v1, as it's shown in the trailers.
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>>80407236
FUCK ANON WHY U DO THIS TO MY DIIICK
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>>80407276
>drop lure in dark alley
>bunch of pokemon go there
>little kids run into the alley to catch them
>pedo catches them instead
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>>80402411
>all these butthurt gamer losers
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>>80407122
>playing pokemon on muschrooms
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>>80407266
And yet the mainline games are consistently selling less and less. Nintendo is dying, and they deserve to.
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>>80402751

It's definitely caught on. I'm catching people from both ends of the political spectrum on my media feeds going "Well, fuck. This is actually pretty fun."

It's the same kind of magic the franchise had in the 1990s back when people would stand in line a mile long for a few packs of cards.

Kudos to Nintendo. Once again, they caught lightning in a bottle.
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>>80407341
Gotta catch em all.
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>>80406425
but you can encounter pokemon in rural areas
you just won't have enough pokeballs/revives/potions to make use of them
at some point, they'll take suggestions for pokestops and gyms like they did for their previous game Ingress, but until then fork over the shekles goy
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I wonder who america's first pokemon go martyr will be

Some girl in Wyoming already found a dead body in a field or something
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>>80407276
this

I'm sure some big fat pedo is planning this very strat
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>>80407314
As he shitposts on 4chan.
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>>80407314
I was a loser before it was released.
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WE
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>>80401816
Should i?
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>>80407276

This sounds like a troll /b/ or maybe even /pol/ could initiate.
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>>80407369
>not playing pokemon high on meth instead
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>>80407236
get a 3ds and MM
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>>80406907
No, we actually got to play the game. But normally, when you beta test a game, you get some kind of reward, like a skin or a weapon or something. But the field testers of Pokemon Go got a fucking screenshot as their reward. We didn't even get to keep the Pokemon we caught in the test.
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>>80407326
nice
im playing pokemon white on drastic(android) after that i will play black 2 and Y
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>>80407332
cause I'v successfully nofapped for 5 years and it doesn't do it for my dick anymore because my brain is trained on real asses

muhdik
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Upshot to this is I finally have a reason to go on those lameass evening walks my gf likes to do
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>>80407423
>but you can encounter pokemon in rural areas
I've drove miles and have found 0. Used my incense and had one appear instantly. It's not a connection/gps issue. I've checked around and some other people have same issue.
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>>80407171
in order to battle you have to play a kind of "capture the flag" with gyms

your team (red, blue or yellow) claims a gym, depending on the level of the gym ~2-7 players on that team can load a pokemon into the gym to defend it

you can capture another team's gym by fighting and defeating all their pokemon with yours, this part is actually very similar to the pokemon games but it's not quite turn based, moves charge up and unload automatically, you can have your pokemon try to dodge them, etc.
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>>80404655

>do something normal
>be black
>get shot
>also normal

Blame your environment, not the game.
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>>80401816
pokemon go is literally just a corporate attempt to keep gasoline consumption up so the west doesnt die

if the glut increases keeping oil around $40-$50 is unlikely. nintendo could probably care less but doesnt mind the attention. google is behind it and google is in bed with the U.S government

obama is holding that quantum computer nasa built with googles money hostage... again
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>>80407493
you are letting that grass grow a little too much.
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>>80407474
WAZ
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>>80404579
>storms
>not 100% /pol/
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>>80407435
But she didn't find the Pokemon she was looking for. baka.
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I'm just going to get it now so I can be at a good level for when the actually good shit comes out.
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>>80407236
Sauce?

Also, Phantom Hourglass for DS, but if you want a gameboy game that you can play on the DS, then Minish Cap. Spirit Tracks was okay.
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>>80407692
TRAYNORS
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>>80407554
That's stupid. No one looked at porn until they looked at porn. You can't unlearn visual stimulation.
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>>80406218

They're working on trading and PvP next, but the game's already getting slowed on the rollout because it's so popular servers are regularly overloaded.

Add in more features and it'll probably be tenfold that, PvP especially.
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>>80402411
You're right... But what if everything is a Jewish trick?
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>>80407276
>>80407341
>>80407419
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>>80407978
what if thinking everything is a jewish trick is a jewish trick to get us to never want to do anything and waste away our lives shitposting about the jews on 4chan instead of going outside, meeting girls and having white children?
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>>80407122
>I went out to a street festival today and there were no joke at least 30-40 of them running around catching pokemon.

My 9 year old brain would have literally imploded hearing this back in the 90's.
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>>80407519
what's MM

I do have a 3DS

oh, majoras mask?

yea I beat that one, and ocarina
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>>80402512
This is why the Iron Pill will always be superior.
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>>80408085
what if its a jewish trick to get us to think that its a jewish trick by thinking its a jewish trick?
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>>80407529
Can we see said screenshot for legitimacy? I would also like to fucking laugh wholeheartedly at niantic if they actually did that.
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>>80408085
What if 4chan is a Jewish trick? Wow...
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>>80401816
>Is PokemonGO the "ultimate game jew" to keep normies brainwashed?
I believe so

When I first heard it come out my thoughts were "Well this is quite convenient for Hillary. All the nerds that have been looking into her corruption are now running around fullfilling their autistic childhood dreams of being a pokemon trainer"

I refuse to play it.
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>>80402411

only a sith deals in absolutes
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>>80401816
post your mons /pol/
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>>80402411
(((the leaf pill)))
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>>80403692
>team autism
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>>80408372
>Makes a statement in absolutes
Sith plz.
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What the fuck is Pokemon Go? I keep hearing about it and it's pissing me off
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>>80408085
what if the jewish trick is thinking that we've been tricked (by jews) into thinking everything is a jewish trick? That way when we stumble across a jewish trick, we won't know if we're being tricked into thinking it's a jewish trick or tricked into not thinking it's a jewish trick, thanks to jewish trickory???
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>>80408346

>a company started developing a game years ago so that it could be released in time to distract people from Hillary's wrongdoings

There's some serious mental illness in your post, friend.
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What if its a jewish trick to think that 4chan is a jewish trick, for the purpose of a different jewish trick to make us think its a jewish trick
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>>80401816
Cool but what is the little one in front of the snorlax?
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>>80408457
fugg u gommunist
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>>80408507

Crowd sourced camera surveillance app.
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>>80408299
>>80406218
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>>80408564
It's been done for awhile.
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>>80407900
is this b8?

you can go from being afraid of spiders to not being afraid of spiders right? through what? therapy. What is that therapy? It is overriding old associations with new ones

if you refrain from doing something for long enough, the pathways fall into disuse

That is literally what consciousness is you nigger; actively deciding what you want to think about/ expose your mind-brain to to sculpt it in such a way that you are after

furhtermore, why are you denying something that I have went through myself? what, you're telling me that I still get insta boners form looking at porn? Even though I'm right here, attached to my dick?
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>>80408085

mfw it is jewish tricks all the way down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
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>>80408085
there's a point to this

"the supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting"

Many in 4chan are already subdued; because they artificially give the jews more power than they really have
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>>80408698
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>>80408507
An app that spawns pokemon near your location according to your GPS coordinates. You walk a bit, take a picture with the pokemon and that's all.
Call me again when you can actually train and fight.
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>>80408737
oh, oh wow
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>>80404634
This desu
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>>80405197
MURRRRRRRPH
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>>80406936
Sheeeit
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>>80408859
How do you know the art of war wasn't a jewish trick?
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>>80408914
What do you mean it "spawns" a pokemon near you?

Also white power faggot
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>>80408914

The "game" part is literally only there as a thin veneer to justify collecting data.
Its main purpose is data mining.
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>>80408085

what if thinking it is a jewish trick is an illuminati trick to make us blame the jews instead of the real culprits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzF1KySHmUA
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>>80407122

The game is pay2win if you want high level mons.

Avoid it like the plague.
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>>80409098
What a shit data miner.

The GPS is pure shit and always puts the character like 30 km away from where I actually am. That's it when the servers arent down.
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>>80404655
I T K E E P S H A P P E N I N G
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>>80403276
>longboard
poser; needs to be gassed
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>>80409090
it doesn't matter

from a machiavellian standpoint; whatever principles I can utilize are principles I can utilize

inb4 how do you know machiavelli isn't a jewish trick
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Why are these faggot normie trenders who never gave two shits about Pokemon or Nintendo suddenly going crazy over this?
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>>80406365
>trading implemented
>find a group of kids playing the game
>threaten them with violence unless they trade their rarest Pokemon
>become real life Team Rocket
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>>80401816
Neets don't go outside so how will they catch pokemon ?
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>>80402512
>What difference does it make?
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>make a game off of a multi million dollar franchise
>only release it woth the most basic features
"""""""modern""""""" video games
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>Niantic, Inc. is a software development company best known for the augmented reality mobile games Ingress and Pokémon GO. It was formed by Keyhole, Inc. founder John Hanke in 2010

>Keyhole, Inc., founded in 2001, was a pioneering software development company specializing in geospatial data visualization applications and was acquired by Google in 2004. Initially launched as a spin-off of Intrinsic Graphics, first round funding came from a Sony venture capital fund and others, additional capital came from an NVIDIA bundling deal, from the CIA's venture capital arm In-Q-Tel, with the majority of In-Q-Tel' funds coming from the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, and from angel investor Brian McClendon (who later came on as a board member and VP). Keyhole's marquee application suite, Earth Viewer, emerged as the highly successful Google Earth application in 2005; other aspects of core technology survive in Google Maps, Google Mobile and the Keyhole Markup Language.

>John Hanke, CEO – previously worked in "foreign affairs" in Washington DC, Myanmar & Indonesia.
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>>80409090
how do you know thinking that the art of war is a jewish trick, isnt a jewish trick?

The jews probably are responsible for most of the conspiracy theories against themselves because it serves 2 purposes.
1. Creates sympathy with normies because all they have to do is link all of the anti symetic stuff and get free brownie points
2. It makes the goyim fear them because they think they control a lot more than they do.

South park actually explains this very well in the 9/11 episode where gearge bush and the government get blamed for the hijackings. The kids go to meet a conspiracy theorist and it turns out the dude blaming the government is actually run and funded by the government to make people fear them.

In all reality its quite likely the jews do not control nearly as much as we give them credit for. If they did, they would have already wiped all the mudslimes from the middle east with no problem.
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>>80409270

(((machiavelli)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYO27u-rUj4
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>>80402411
>tfw
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http://kotaku.com/teen-plays-pokemon-go-outside-finds-dead-body-1783369790

This game is a blessing
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>>80409459
>Keyhole

They're not even trying to hide what they're doing at this point
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>>80407575

I've noticed that they don't show up if you're moving fast enough. You probably have to walk around innawoods.
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>>80409091
The games notifies you that there might be some pokemon 100 mts north of your current location, for example. You walk there, and when the game detects you're near the point, you will see the pokemon through the camera of your phone, like in the pic in the OP. Repeat until you've pictures of all 750 pokemon.
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>>80404655
how do they know these statistics
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One of the pokestops near my house is a fucking Schwarma House.
REEEE
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>>80409552
thats a terrible shoop
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>>80409098
What data can it actually collect? Shitty pictures of you in a set location?
Facebook datamines way worse and everyone is ok with it.
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>mfw /vp/ is full of normies now
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>>80409815
>and everyone is ok with it.
speak for yourself you cant even google or facebook search me. I do not show up anywhere on facebook, ever
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>>80409842
for how long has there an entire board dedicated to pokemon
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>>80409922

3 years or so
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>>80402625
Tfw you lern that when paras evolves into parsect the reasons his eyes go white is because he has allowed a super parasite to kill him and use his lifeless body as a husk
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so many degenerates here
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i want to play this game really fucking bad

however i can't find it in the app store

some kind anon has pointed out to me that it might be because my phone is too old

i have like some old ass iphone

wut do?
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>>80410007
some of the pokedex entries are pretty dark for a kids game.

consider the following video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kth0olNr2g4
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>>80408085
infinite dimensional chess
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>>80402411
this is the first post I read today that made me burst out in laughter. thanks anonymous.
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its fun and it gets people to go outside and explore. There is a large hill next to my house with several pokestops on the pathway up to the top, as well as a gym. I saw like 5 people, all adults, playing pokemon go while hiking. most looked like they don't get out often. Although one was a qt blonde girl with wearing an ash ketchum hat.
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>>80409883
Are you aware that facebook keeps information of people mentioned, even if they do not have an account?
If you mom, or sister, or grandma, or a friend post a photo of all your family, or mentions your name, facebook keeps that data even if you have no account.
The only way for facebook to not have data on you is if you're truly alone in this world.
And I doubt that's a better alternative.
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>>80408698
>implying I'm shitty red team either
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>>80410208

Kill yourself
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>>80409356
Fund it.
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>>80410208
wait until it's release in canada

or kill yourself you normie
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>>80410299
>or mentions your name
they only ever mention my old name. Iv had it legally changed and none of them use it.

Literally, i do not exist on facebook.
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>>80406537
>still young and thinking they will live forever

Wait until your early 30's and you get thinning hair. Then answer again.
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>>80401816
MONGO is fucking right. These cunts playing it are all fucking mongos [laughs in Scots]
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>>80410390
>normie
you'd be just after him on the day of the rope
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>>80410390
hasn't it been released in canada yet?
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>>80409356
Holy shit, there needs to be a team rocket type group. Why not us?
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>>80408979
I fucking know, right. Really pissed me off.
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>>80404655
>there is a statistic
there is a source needed

>there is a statistic
there is a source needed

>there is a statistic
there is a source needed
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>>80405386
>You will be held accountable
Not everyone lives with their parents, fuckwad.
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>>80410468
Well more power to you. But all your scheme falls down if someone mention your new name.
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>>80404796
Oy vey we must track the goyim and keep them distracted
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>>80409815

Live, crowd-sourced camera surveillance of public places, and geospatial data.

>>80409469
>The kids go to meet a conspiracy theorist and it turns out the dude blaming the government is actually run and funded by the government to make people fear them.

No.
Intelligence agencies spread disinformation theories (like 9/11 hologram planes, for example) to discredit other "conspiracy theories" by association.
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>>80409976
B/W came out 6 years ago.
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>>80410878
>someone mention your new name
it wont matter because there still wont be a picture to go with it. I do not let other people take my picture for a reason
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>>80409659
dude middle eastern food is top tier

I think I read somewhere that business owners can pay to have their place be a pokestop? not too familiar with the game actually
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>>80406684
Japs know what's up
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>>80406878
THEESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAAAL!!
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>>80405197
no. it's necessary.
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>3 days since its release
>reee why is there no content ?
Anyway i would become a crisp if i dare to play this shit, sun too hot even in winter
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lvl 8 here . Pretty good exercise to I've walked 17 kilometers these past 3 days.
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>>80401816


http://www.cartelpress.com/isis-taking-responsibility-pokemon-gos-login-problems/

>ISIS taking resposnibility for pokemon go log in problems
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>>80410889
>Live, crowd-sourced camera surveillance of public places
People already record videos whenever something relevant happens in public places.
I don't see how Pokemon Go brings anything new to the table regarding datamining.
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>>80407256
>sony
they are worst cancer if anything Pokemon will be on xbox one and PC not fucking sony fuck sony
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>>80409604
>You probably have to walk around innawoods.
>ruralanons walking around in the backyard forests staring at their phones looking for pokemon and get attacked by actual wild animals
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>>80411117
Even if they don't have a picture of you, they know who knows you, and who you associate with.
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G-guys check this..
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Hasn't anyone else's realized that with the sign up option of using google they can track your every location and gps service. Believe it or not but if you own an android smart phone and have google location services on, it will track your every location and duration you've spent there for as long as location services are on.
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