Did white Europeans used to be actual gods?
>>80398435
WE WUZ GODZ N SHIT
>>80400152
WUZ
>>80398435
I think its just that poo in loos were always shit
>>80398827
You don't really believe those figures, right?
>>80398435
>poortuguese
>white
>>80398435
>mfw poo in loos were conquered by a trading company
>>80400737
>You don't honestly think the same shit didn't happen to your male ancestors?
>>80400737
>The Battle of San Jacinto, fought on April 21, 1836, in present-day Harris County, Texas, was the decisive battle of the Texas Revolution. Led by General Sam Houston, the Texian Army engaged and defeated General Antonio López de Santa Anna's Mexican army in a fight that lasted just 18 minutes.
>>80400813
I know another country which got colonized by merchants.
>>80400867
Well, historians agree on that most ancient battle figures are blatant exaggerations.
>>80401213
>let's just stand here and let them shoot cannons at us the whole time.
>>80401352
It must suck being on the losing side of all this
>>80401352
>Mexican intellectual
History is full of exaggerations because the purpose of history wasn't to be an accurate retelling of what happened, but to entertain and to teach people moral lessons. "So the barbarous Persians lost 1 million plus people fighting those 300 civilized spartans etc"
>>80400737
Most of these are organised and highly disciplined Roman soldiers in full armour with swords, shields and helmets versus barbarians with clubs, so I wouldn't be surprised if there were ridiculous levels of casualties. Although they probably did exaggerate a ton, too.
>>80401213
Shameful days for Mexico. Santa Anna sucked as a military commander and our army was ill-equipped. A great tactical move though, americanon.
THE BEST AROUND
>>80401744
Nobody ever claimed that the Persians lost 1 million people. Nor did anyone claim that there were 300 Spartans in Thermopylae.
>>80401744
You are a fucking idiot.
The Romans kept highly accurate records of history. Lots of their books were burned and destroyed.
The Romans were very advanced and didn't just "tell stories lol big beaver in da sky" like native Americans did
>>80401744
>This.
And propaganda; an early example is Ramesses II (Battle of Kadesh).
>>80402114
He's a complete fucking idiot with no knowledge of history
>>80402188
>"tell stories lol big beaver in da sky"
checked
>>80400787
>bortugese >wibe :DDDD
>shows a genetic map where Spain has a bigger african genotype (r1b) than Portugal
holy shit you're a retard
Battle of Blood River. 400 White South Africans vs 21,000 Zulus.
The Whites won with only 3 wounded.
>>80398435
Portuguese are not white fuck off and stop claiming our accomplishments.
>>80402263
>da Aztec jungle cat God Teached da buffalo how to use his hornseses.
You wish Juan,
>>80402370
TOTAL, FUCKING. LIE.
DA AZTEKS CAME AND HELPED THE NIGGERS TO BTFO WHITEY THEN WHITEY MADE UP DOSE STORIES TO MAKE US NOT LOOK LYKE KAAAANGS
>>80402114
Except, you know, Herdotus. Who also recorded mythological events as history. And that there were firebreathing ants in india that mined gold
>>80402689
>my one example BTFO all other historians. My one example is special because it proves we WUZ in fact kings and that all history is just about silly fairy tales
Lol Romans keeping accurate records or doing anything exceptionally well.
>>80398435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2thllpwAFs
>>80402962
Why do you keep bringing up the romans? I never even mentioned them. I'm talking about the actual father of history, and how the history he created, and others followed, were not intended to be accurate or literal. Of course the romans were different. Everyone knows how organized they were.
>>80402114
Come again? Not casualties but still ridiculous.
http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.01.0126%3Abook%3D7%3Achapter%3D60%3Asection%3D1
>>80398435
Cannons vs ... arrows? What do you think?
>>80403136
>were not intended to be accurate or literal
God I can't even imagine being as dumb as you are. I can't even grasp it. Are you white? Are you even human?
>>80403267
The Romans "real history" included an obvious fiction of a guy being raised by wolves founding a city on seven hills, as the fulfillment of a divine mission by Jupiter. You cannot separate history from a storytelling. period.
>>80398827
>Pre-Marian reforms battles
They do not count laddeh
>>80402433
>I didn't even understand what you were trying to say. Be so kind as to explain it.
This is not revisionism, there is consensus on all my claims.
Yes.
Seriously, read up on Cochin. That battle was hilarious..just months of a few dozen Portuguese fucking with indians. Their allies were useless and ran away at the first sign of trouble
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cochin_(1504)
I'm the first day all but two of the cochinese allies fled when the Calicur fleet arrived. It was 160 ships 84,000 men vs 90 Portuguese and 3 ships. 1200 calicut died. No Portuguese died.
Pacheco just fucked with them so bad. This went on for months
At one point he got on a small ship and led the calicut fleet on a wild goose chase in order to give his ships time to prepare. Landed on the island and laughed at them and sped off
At one point he had his ships not fire back at the enemy. They believed the Portuguese were out of ammo so theg advanced. The Portuguese opened up at once and shredded them.
At one point he tricked them into crossing a shallow water pass. He had planted traps and caltrops under the water. When the calicut started crossing they got caught up in the traps and torn to shreds.
At one point he learned of a sneak attack coming. His spies learned what the signal was. He had his men fake like they were asleep while he had scouts watching the advancing surprise attack land forces trying to come up on them. There were two waves of land forces. Once they were close enough he threw up the signal that was supposed to tell the second wave to open fire. The second wave attacked the first wave. They fought each other in the darkness. He actually made them fight themselves.
Eventually they all died of disease and had to withdraw. The next Portuguese fleet reinforced cochin and the poo in the loos were little opposition to Europeans from then on.
Almost no Portuguese died.
>>80403445
>You cannot separate history from a storytelling. period.
You can. And they did. FACT.
big difference between the recording of a large well known battle, and then some story someone made up about a wolf
Can you you not separate that in your head. Are you white?
>>80401744
>History is full of exaggerations because the purpose of history wasn't to be an accurate retelling of what happened, but to entertain and to teach people moral lessons.
Don't you DARE say anything about the Holocaust
>>80403772
> Are you white?
Are you just dense? Do you not understand that I refuted the central point of your argument with a direct counterexample? Even as highly organized as the romans were, their "histories" were just as laden with bias and fiction as anyone else.
>>80398718
They couldn't conquer Scotland. Said fuck it build a wall.
>>80401598
>Condescension instead of rational discourse.
Whatever makes you feel happy, americanon.
>>80404099
I never claimed fucking MYTHOLOGY was real. I never claimed they took it to be literal fucking fact.
See this is why you are so dense.
>>80404140
Right after they killed every last man woman and child
>>80401553
>"Losing side of all this"
>I literally only said things historians have consensus on.
You tell me.
>>80398435
>used to be
>>80403136
Do you think Cannae was exaggerated?
>>80404436
I can find proof for anything on the Internet. Your "consensus" doesn't mean jack
>>80403640
>Pre-Marian
Armies literally led by Gaius Marius.
>>80404698
>expecting anything from a swede
He's probably that non swede troll in Stockholm
>>80401213
>You look around and see 250 of your comrades laying dead meanwhile on the other side you see 4 white guys laying dead
Must be a terrible feel.
>>80404099
>I refuted the central point of your argument with a direct counterexample?
Holy fuck kys. You literally gave one example about ants. Nothing to do with actual historical battles. It would be like saying American history is bunk because of Paul Bunyan.
>>80398435
>>80404894
>complete fucking fiction because of some wolf story
>>80402409
It must hurt that the only white people in Canada are the ones with Portuguese and French ancestry
>>80398435
>googles foists ship
>gets pic related
well explains why they won, they hade fucking wh40k ships in orbit smashing the ottomans to shit
>>80402689
Nigger, No.
Herodotus said the Persians had an army of 1 million. He never said that 300 Spartans killed 1 million.
>>80404940
Yes, that or that Apple man that went around planting apples everywhere.
Didn't you know that myth and history CAN NOT BE SEPERATED. literally impossible
>>80404696
That is why you must validate your sources, you dense burger ... Whatever you say, continue with your circle jerk.
>>80404940
I'm struggling to understand why you think people recording history weren't operating without bias? Do you really think that everything you've read is 100% true just because someone wrote it down? Are you that naive?
>>80401352
that's a stretch, it depends on the battle and most importantly the author, some Roman authors are known to bullshit around while others are taken more seriously
in any case, you shouldn't underestimate the kind of damage an ancient army with cavalry can inflict on a retreating bunch
>>80404099
Stop trying, some people are just too obtuse.
>>80405425
>Do you really think that everything you've read is 100% true just because someone wrote it down?
Yes that's OBVIOUSLY what he does. Congratulations!
>>80405406
>circle jerk
That's ironic
>>80405641
Lol
>>80405600
>Calvary
You honestly think they had horses back then! HAHAHAHA what do you do, believe everything you read?!
>>80402315
He's just mad he fell in a hole during Aljubarrota
>>80401259
Underrated
>>80403717
Some say the poos got BTFO'ed so hard they shit in the streets til this day
>>80405882
yeah pretty sure Rome came after the domestication of the horse by the aryans
>>80405143
I can't tell if we baiting with this or actually that stupid
Enjoy the (you)
>>80405600
>At last! Some rational discourse.
You are totally right. Casualties were often low until modern times though.
>>80405914
>100 English longbowmen
England doing their usual "helpful ally" realpolitik shit
>>80398474
>tfw Tlaxcala still exist to this day while the Aztecs are history
>>80406038
Pure mythology. They also believe a wolf man made a city on some hills!
The truth is we just can't know when horses came around. History is just not a reliable source
>>80405425
Again do you think Cannae was exaggerated because Roman historians have all the reason to make it not look like the humiliating slaughter it was?
East Asians too
Look up yi sun shin
>>80398435
>Did white Europeans used to be actual gods?
Still are.
>>80406256
mmh..really makes me think...
>>80404140
You say that like you think the Picts were oh so badass. Scotland wasn't worth spilling Legionaire blood for your shit tier clay
>>80406276
LOL THOSE KEK ROMANS.
Actually made a MYTH about them getting fucked over! What a crazy bunch
>>80400787
>tries to prove X as being non-white
>uses haplogroup map as if that's even relevant
At least you tried, proxyfag.
>>80406413
PROVE to me that those "HISTORIANS" (myth tellers) didn't make up horses.
It's consensus you know that all history is bullshit
>>80402315
dont listen to him basbosa hes just mad that hes a nigger
>>80402689
No-one since the Victorian era has claimed that Herodotus was accurate. In fact, if you read Thucydides right thirty years after Herodotus, you'll see that he's explicit about Herodotus' inaccuracy and tendency towards fables in place of history. Even Livy, in the 1st century BC, said that Herodotus' sphere was poetic rather than historical.
But, despite that, he was not an oral historian. As Mme de Romilly and Geoffrey de Ste. Croix proved, Herodotus made extensive use of Persian archives that were held in Sardis. Thus, his account of the forces which Persia sent against Greece is actually just a list of all the forces that the Persian state claimed to have at its disposal.
>>80406132
Just in it for tea and biscuits
And then there's times when you've got the overwhelming force and use it unashamedly.
>>80406805
Prove Herodotus EVEN EXISTED
It's consensus among highly notable historians that all of history is NOTHING more than myth and silly rhymes
>>80406483
You totally demonstrated your point of view with your great eloquence and use of logic. I must thank you, ameriburger-anon. Ciao and congratulations.
>>80400464
Nah, we're just that good.
>>80407061
Why thank you my lovely darling, thank you so much
>>80401744
>History is full of exaggerations
How dare you deny the Holocaust
>>80406879
yeah mate
>>80404099
So you're saying all of history ever written is illegitimate because of religion?
>>80407107
REEEEEEEEEE TO THE WHOLE WORLD
>>80407375
Wat?
>>80408110
>JFK and Savimbi being huge faggots.
>>80408107
Sadly, that's exactly what his stupid cunt believes
>>80400464
India's history summed up
>WE WUZ KANGZ
>Some random foreign invader collectively kicks their ass
>Invader realizes how shit the people and region is and largely leaves
>Some native takes over and WE WUZ KANGZ
This story has been going on for millennia.
>>80407375
I'm surprised nobody made a movie out of that so far. its comedy gold.
Take it you dirty cameljockey
>>80406356
>european accomplishments
More like STOLEN accomplishments.
>>80407375
kek just read the wikipedia on that one, literally lol'd through most of the read
>>80407107
what war? come on lad
>>80409935
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Colonial_War
>>80410108
thank ye kindly
>>80401259
We all know it's Germany.
>>80404140
They conquered southern Great Britain for its mineral resources. Scotland had nothing of value.
>>80404140
But you've been conquered by a bunch of lesbians though mate
>>80404099
Well I guess I can't tell you what I did yesterday because it's riddled in mythos. The world is only 50 years old and all of history is made up.
>>80398435
We wuz godz and shit
>>80398435
Woah
>>80405882
>Horses are native to Europe
>the white man didn't invent them until the 1750s
>>80411143
>We wuz stable masters n shieet
>Siege of Jadotville
>200 bored Irishmen against thousands of Ussr trained niggers in backward ass africa
>300 "katangans" killed, only 5 irish even injured
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Jadotville
>>80408915
It's a very interesting situation, but since there was one casualty (Gangl), no Big Boss rank for you; pic related, on the other hand...
>Mussolini was being transported around Italy by his captors (first to Ponza, then to La Maddalena, both small islands in the Tyrrhenian sea), while Hauptsturmführer (SS captain) Otto Skorzeny—selected personally by Hitler and Ernst Kaltenbrunner to carry out the mission—was tracking him.
>Intercepting a coded Italian radio message, Skorzeny used the reconnaissance provided by the agents and informants of SS-Obersturmbannführer Herbert Kappler to determine that Mussolini was being imprisoned at Campo Imperatore Hotel, a ski resort at Campo Imperatore in Italy's Gran Sasso massif, high in the Apennine Mountains. On 12 September 1943, Skorzeny's 26 SS troopers joined the team of 82 Fallschirmjäger to rescue Mussolini in a high-risk glider mission. The commandos landed their dozen DFS 230 gliders on the mountain; only one crashed, causing minor injuries. The Fallschirmjäger and Skorzeny's special troopers then overwhelmed Mussolini's captors (200 well-equipped Carabinieri guards) without a single shot being fired; this was also due to the fact that General Fernando Soleti of the Polizia, who flew in with Skorzeny, told them to stand down or be executed for treason. Skorzeny attacked the radio operator and his equipment, then he formally greeted Mussolini with "Duce, the Führer has sent me to set you free!", to which Mussolini replied "I knew that my friend would not forsake me!"
Metal Gear Skorzeny.
>you'll never be an explorer killing niggers and fucking exotic pussy
why even live lads?
>>80411768
Literally says you surrendered.
>>80411782
>Gran Sasso Raid
why is there no movie about this yet
>>80412088
There was only so much ammo at the time
>>80411883
>born too late to explore the Earth
>born too early to explore space
>>80412356
Would Cortes have surrendered?
>>80398435
they still are when they're uncucked. it's why they must drown in diversity and go extinct.
>>80401259
DELET THIS
>>80411782
>deutschbro you are my greatest ally
>I know italybro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ExAh89kY4
>>80412532
The Aztecs didn't have mortars and 75mm field guns, retard.
>>80401964
This. Disciplined well trained properly stocked soldiers vs some a bunch of wild brawler in legit battle no raid/guerilla tactics means no contest.
>>80412103
Oy vey, what a Shoah, etc.
>>80401964
>>80412764
Very much always related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgywD3XJaWU
The historical records show that Pizzarro had exactly 62 soldiers mounted on horses along with 106 foot soldiers, while Atahualpa commanded an army of about 80,000. More than 7,000 Incas were killed: not one White died.
The staggering military victory was based solely on White technological superiority: the Amerinds had only stone, bronze and wooden clubs, maces and hand axes, slingshots and quilted material body armor against the White steel swords, spears and chain armor. Even the guns the Spaniards had were not decisive: they were slow loading and difficult to fire: Pizzarro had only a dozen of them. The Incas were simply unable to mortally wound any of the Spaniards with their weapons.
The odds which prevailed at the Battle of Cajamarca were to be repeated even more dramatically a further four times:
at the Battle of Jauja, 80 Spaniards defeated an Inca army of tens of thousands;
at the Battle of Vilcashuaman, 30 Spaniards defeated tens of thousands of Inca opponents;
at the Battle of Vilaconoga, 10 Spaniards defeated an army of tens of thousands of Incas; and
at the battle of Cuzco, 40 Spaniards defeated the last great Inca army, also consisting of tens of thousands of Inca warriors.
>>80398474
I remember playing this in medieval 2 tot war.
>>80412750
I thought you micks like hot potatoes?
>>80413347
We merely depended on potatoes at the time of the famine because it was all we had at our disposal, not necessarily because we had any particularly disposition to it.
>>80404140
They went there saw that there was nothing of value and said fuck it we'll wall off these savages. It they found one thing of value they would have taken it easily.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Achse
Unternehmen Alarich was the single most astonishing military operation during the second world war imo.
>>80398474
Tlaxacala are honorary whites
cumskins btfo
>>80402689
>this fucking guy doesn't know about the ants
>Casualties and losses: 1 Bucket
>>80416057
>you again
>implying that brave german soldiers wasn't killed by another white
>used to be
that's where you wrong. The West still has technological superiority, even if other nations try copying our technology they simply can't keep up.
Assuming no nukes, proportions of fatalitites would be pretty much the same. All non-whites don't know war like we do.
The only reason this isn't happening the West has self-imposed strict rules of engagement. Because we know war and we have tasted it in full.
The moment any of these upstart "people" pisses us off, the West can and will unleash hell on such magnitude the rest of the world will be reminded of their place and where they belong.
Do not fuck with white people. We know how to wage war better than you ever will.
