>yfw
>crashing your car for a fucking weedle
>>80393583
It's a lolsuit waiting to happen.
>>80393790
>>80393790
>>80393583
Is this real?
>>80393583
>mfw
I hope this keeps happening. My friends and I take turns driving around town and making stops and slowly driving around neighborhoods while we play. Had the cops called on us last night because we were driving suspiciously. My black friend got shot but that's because he rushed a cop trying to catch a Pickachu. He's dead now but it's ok. Just have someone drive you around and stay safe. Take turns driving and you'll be ok as long as you're not a nigger.
I can't find this on Google though
>>80393583
it was only a matter of time
>>80394181
Cause it didnt happen
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/threecar-crash-leads-to-traffic-delays-on-i95-north/40384334
>>80393583
who writes these headlines?
every time with these terrible gammar headlines.
>causes 3-car crash
wat?
>>80393583
>she was trying to catch a Weedle
I fucking lost my shit hard on that, I dont know why, thats hilarious though.
>>80393790
>>80393583
>yfw it's fake.
>>80394181
Google owns the app. Of course you wouldn't find the news.
These have been pretty funny.
Terminal Lance is recording on instincts in the Marine Corp of Soldiers playing this game.
>>80393583
>commit vehicular homicide
>admit that you did it because you were "trying to catch a weedle"
This is some kind of NSA initiative to put their mass data analysis to work at culling the mindless population of phone (((gamers)))?
My brother plays this game. He's a 26 years old engineer
Why are engineers so weird?
>>80395258
Everybody plays this game as of the last 48 hours.
Obviously they want people occupied with an always on game that keeps you walking away from screens showing any kind of useless information about whats going on in the real world whatsoever.
>>80394174
Did you at least catch the Pikachu?
>>80394710
>three-car crash
>a crash involving three cars
There's nothing wrong with the headline.
>>80395258
my sisters are both 24 and 27 and they fucking love pokemon.
normies loves their pocket monsters.
>>80393583
Kek i knew it would happen soon
>>80394779
Kill yourself Reddit piece of shit
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/threecar-crash-leads-to-traffic-delays-on-i95-north/40384334
FAKE AND GAY
>>80395258
Engineers have autism. My wife is a language therapist for kids with autism and she tells me that a disproportionate amount of children she sees have a father who is some type of engineer, and show signs of high functioning autism themselves. Autism genes are passed on through the male as well.
>>80393583
>iphones were a mistake
You noticed just now?
>>80395258
you're asking why people are weird on 4chan of all places?
>>80393583
>playing Pokemon past 14
>>80394710
article is fake fambarino
Pokemon GO is a shit game for an already too distracted populace. I wish it didn't exist. What the fuck are grown people doing playing Pokemon games anyway? Fucking grow up.
>>80396362
Shut up, weirdo.
>>80393583
never played pokemon
don't have any idea why people so hyped about it
>>80396580
>tfw i was drunk last night and bought a plane ticket to florida for next weekend so i can catch the water pokemons
>>80397142
You ready for heat index of 110+?
>>80396580
Guess who has no friends and no car. Faggot.
>>80394051
Unfortunately this is real life
>>80397255
Weak. You're an adult that plays Pokemon mobile games. Kill yourself.
>>80397629
What should I do with my free time?
Lmao we lost a redditor
>>80397629
Weak. You're an adult that shitposts on 4chan. Kill yourself.
>>80398034
Try being a man, faggot. Fuck a woman, shoot some guns, read a fucking book, tell racist jokes to your friends, etc...
>>80398541
Lmao look at this guy going outside and shit
>>80393790
>>80398699
Haha, true that. I'm just as much of a neckbeard as anybody, but I've done all four of the things I mentioned within the past week. Being a man is super easy and great, and beats the hell out of full-time neckbeardom.
>>80393583
>she
>driving
well...
>>80393790
>>80393583
>mfw
i have spent 5 hours yesterday and 5 hours today looking for pokemon
but apparently there is no pokemon in my town
ALL I WANT IS A DAM POKEMON
i mean my town is decent size 5% nigger
90%white
5%ect
>>80398541
>Try being a man
Check.
>Faggot
Negative.
>Fuck a woman
Did that as of 7:45am EST
>Shoot some guns
Skeet range is closed due to rain today, also check.
>Read a fucking book
Check my flag. Fuck books.
>Tell racist jokes to your friends
Previously called you a nigger so check.
What else?
>>80397629
lmao I bet you eat fast food and processed garbage shit with gmos
>>80393583
>she
>>80393583
i tried downloading it but it's not available in Canada
>>80399337
Make America great again
>>80399575
I'm trying.
ban assault pokemon
>>80393790
>>80393583
Playing pokemon really IS a waste of life
>>80395258
The funny thing is that maybe I kow him...
Or at least one person who matches this exact description
>>80399750
T-trump?
>>80396580
>Fucking grow up
he said on a vietnamese animation imageboard
