>Europeans never go fishing
>Europeans never go off-roading
>Europeans never go hunting
>Europeans never go to church
>Europeans never drive out to the boonies with their buddies and go shooting
>Europeans only ever see beautiful landscapes on google images
It makes me sad to think about you guys. What do you do for fun, Europebros?
>>80392111
nothing special. sometimes I envy americanbros for some rituals and fun activities you guys do that we don't even attempt doing. you also have so much more varied nature to go do any of that.
I might be totally biased but I feel like you guys socialize a lot more and easier whereas Europe is basically the land of universal social neglect.
according to your list finland is not european
>mfw american's don't realize there is a world outside their shitty country
Drink
Do drugs
Witness trips like yours
Help refugees settle their lands, mostly
>>80392745
You're not, though.
>>80392792
SHUT UP FAGGOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR TINY ISLAND
>>80392745
Was it ever?
>>80392111
on top of that, it's actually pretty much illegal to do barbecue outside as well.
>Europeans never go to church
What it is like to go to church in america?
Here mostly old people go to church.
>>80393087
What? Why? I didn't even think of that
>>80393087
>illegal to BBQ
What fresh new hell is this?
Not all Euros live in big cities m8.
I play briscola with old men
>>80393166
Just about the same here
>>80392111
All the areas where we used to do that stuff have been removed in order to make room for housing to the refugees.
>>80393087
wat
>>80392111
>tfw fish, hunt and hike regularly
>>80392111
Europe literally has zero culture
> but muh castles muh museums
call me when you've at least joined the 19th or 20th century
>>80393166
Get to see all your friends and neighbors, it is falling out of style though. There's a lot of young people at the one I go to though, including me. I'm sure every denomination is different
>>80393087
how do you cope with bbq-less summers? Do you even have summer in Europe? Or just endless winter?
>Europeans never go fishing
Did this a few times. It is not fun though.
>Europeans never go off-roading
Used to do this with my Dad. I did not enjoy it though.
>Europeans never go hunting
Used to do this, it was pretty fun.
>Europeans never go to church
I've been to a church maybe 6 or 7 times in my life. I'm not baptised though.
>>Europeans only ever see beautiful landscapes on google images
We do have good landscapes.
>>80393396
Is Finland the only habitable place in Europe?
>>80392745
>>80393396
Tää :D
>>80393087
I really need to know this is a joke
>>80393671
Obviously off-roading in Britain would suck, you guys only have flat grass
>>80393924
And castle ruins
>>80393924
Nah, ew have plenty of hills in the Dales (I am from Yorkshire). I just don't enjoy the experience very much.
>>80393166
Depends on your region, denomination, and particular community.
Some churches are gigantic Mammonist scams. Some are small, humble groups. Some are trying to be 'hip' and 'casual' to draw in people scared off by the lunatics and con artists.
>>80393701
Yes, too cold for niggers and the general population is healthily racist. Also some nice scenery.
>>80393799
It is. Why the fuck would BBQ be illegal. Campfires are illegal in some places yes
>>80392111
>>Europeans never go fishing
Yeah we do. I see lots of people fishing here
>>Europeans never go off-roading
Even in The netherlands people ge off-roading on our islands like Terschelling
>>Europeans never go hunting
Did that in Norway
>>Europeans never go to church
As a kid I did with school, not religious though so why should I go now?
>>Europeans never drive out to the boonies with their buddies and go shooting
We have shooting ranges, but nobody likes it here. We also don't buy knives to stab dummies either. Both equally pointless (no pun)
>>Europeans only ever see beautiful landscapes on google images
Subjective probably, but IMO Europe and USA have nice nature
We do go fishing but hunting is more rare since everything has been hunted to extinction due to millennia of the continent of being inhabited.
Traditional town or medieval festivals.
Going to the beach.
Camping.
Visiting historic places.
Attending concerts and music festivals.
Having big family and friends barbecues and dinners.
Sports.
I believe this what most yuropoors do for fun. There just isn't a big gun culture.
>>80392792
most people in america don't really need anything else. Our politics are everyone else's politics because we pretty much own the world. Our music is everyone else's music. Our Movies are everyone's movies. The world watches us. Why should we give a shit about what our satellite states are doing? Even if Australia elected a nazi party and invaded another country, who gives a shit? What effect would that have on the world? You should realize who our president is has more effect on your country than who your prime minister is.
>>80394318
Fuck this ID
I FUCKING HATE AWOO POSTERS
>>80394363
>>80392111
Trips of lies
>>80392111
A while back I was watching Youtube videos of Europeans kids on dirt bikes riding around on farms pissing off farmers.
I do the same shit here in Alberta.
Rural Europe isn't cucked like metropolitan Europe.
>>80393544
The orthodox church is different here, most come here to pray and for weddings, and by that I mean mostly middle-age and elder people. Young people don't go to chuch as they are not as religious and the chuch is also not seen as a place to hang out.
>pic related, typical romanian church
>>80392111
I live in Wales and I can do all those expect gun related things because criminal record and all. We still have gun clubs though but you need to be licensed to join.
>>80393924
That's why everyone comes to Wales for offroading or rural parts of England.. We got bike tracks everywhere here.
>>80392845
>He lives in a place surrounded by museums and historical churches and buildings
>Drinks, does drugs and browses the internet for fun
Some people don't deserve what they have.
>>80392111
American education at work...
>never go fishing
What?
>never go off-roading
Crap I'll just sell my landcruiser.
>never go hunting
Not interested.
>never go to church
Not really religious
>go out shooting
I can but I go to a gun range.
>beautiful landscapes on Google
You have never seen France/Germany/Italy/Portugal/Croatia but sure sure we believe you.
>what do we do for fun?
Not get shot.
Going everywhere else than MacDonalds, that's for sure.
Either way, not doing all that shit doesn't imply that we can't. But well, I feel sorry for you americans, those activities are the least things your culture allow you all to do.
>>80395271
>>80395288
Why do Europeans always sound so miserable?
>>80392111
Literally just got back from hiking with family and doge for the whole day.
>>80395464
because they are. hating yourself and being a cuck is called "culture"
>>80392792
Why would we go there when there are more desirable climates and tourist destinations on the continent than outside?
>>80393168
Because it contributes to global warming. not even kidding, thats why you aren't allowed to make fires in europe. look it up.
>>80392111
hiking,camping,climbing,golfing,cycling,swimming,strolling,traveling,visiting cities and socializing.
carnivals,city festivals, other festivals, night life.
there's plenty to choose from, you just have to leave your house
>>80393087
Fit tae fuck?
>>80395696
The scenery also was pretty nice, being a unesco world heritage site.
>>80395464
Because there are not enough black people in movies.
>>80395715
Mass shooting apparently is yours.
>>80396063
Other finnbros weighed in too, seems pretty nice desu
>>80393513
0/10
>>80392792
i have always wanted to go and visit the history of Europe. its vast and beautiful and full of history. but now im afraid I'll get killed for being white there.
browse /pol/
denmark is boring as fuck
>>80396069
i really don't care about a few people getting shot, cuck. that's the price of freedom. it's like you stupid yuropoors are allergic to history because you keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again. yes, my fellow yuropoor goyim, lets surrender all of our power to government once again. surely nothing will go wrong this time
>tfw Americans have to travel abroad to experience culture and history
>tfw Americans still choose not to do this because they have no interest in culture or history
>>80393166
>What it is like to go to church in america?
You Euros are missing out.
>>80393513
So that's why you try to copy the architecture...
Build in the 16th oh no that's right the 20th century...
>>80393924
I find the later.
When I visited the US 2 times, I find the latter, the landscapes are flat in comparison just like your woman.
>>80394421
No one can catch us! No one can stop us now!
>>80392111
butthurt Euro Flags: The thread
>>80396467
the usa is yurop you stupid fucking yuropoor. the usa is actually the best thing yurop ever created
>>80392111
Hit me right in the feels. I want to be an American so fucking bad.
>>80396467
>ay look at all these roman ruins we romans n shiet
If your culture doesn't make use it then it isn't your culture.
>>80392111
>i know a lot of people who regularly go to scandinavia to fish
>no reason to destroy my Audi/BMW/Mercedes/Porsche when we already have Highways where we can drive as fast as you can, on the other hand a lot of people go off road with their bikes, especially when they try to escape cops chasing them which works pretty well
>a lot of people do for a sidejob, but for fun i guess not so much
>I know a lot of people who do, well i grew up in a 100% catholic area, but big cities in murrica arent religious either
>Thank god we arent rednecks
>Only america has beautiful landscapes
Yeah whatever, anyways the most beautiful landscape is in china and damn these fucks for destroying it
>>80396726
so you can get shot or to walk around with shit on your pants?
>>80395715
Isn't cuckolding an American idea and common practice though?
>i have always wanted to go and visit the history of Europe. its vast and beautiful and full of history. but now im afraid I'll get killed for being white there.
>>80395056
see, in america its called off-roading because you dont go on the track. you make your own path in an area where few ppl have been. i dont think this is possible in europe. its just too crowded to find free space
>>80396554
>sad britbong visits the northeast twice and thinks he's seen the landscapes
Are Europeans really this dumb?
>>80395915
In Scotland you can.
There are no trespassing laws here.
>>80392111
I literally did all of those things in England
>>80392111
I try to hang myself, due to me being Lithuanian, I have to continue the legacy of hanging and suicides.
>>80392111
>What do you do for fun, Europebros?
>church
>fun
kek
>>80397125
>you make your own path in an area where few ppl have been.
That's how you get stuck and spend the rest of the day hoisting your truck out of the mud or worse.
>>80396183
More likely to happen in the US to be honest.
>>80397050
>>80396647
>muh Europe has no culture
>the USA is Europe and it's the best...
Still a bit early to be this drunk anon.
>>80397453
Yeah but, at least we know where the nigs are in the US and how to properly interact with/avoid them
>>80394602
>tinerii nu vin la biserica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33xYKpnC0A
>>80392657
The hypersocial American culture has its drawbacks.
If you are not literally the most outgoing social butterfly on gods green earth, there are some people who will unironically think you're suicidally depressed. Its really fucking weird and you basically have to lie about what you did last weekend to some people or else they'll check your wrists for cut marks if they find out you played video games in your room the whole time.
I get the appeal if youre from a autismo scandi country. But a huge amount of normies are narcissistic conceited retards that physically hurt to talk to. Its not the stupidity that's what sucks, dumb low iq guys can be hilarious, its just way too many people here are stuck up, inflexible, take jokes way too seriously, etc. You can find fun dudes to be friends with but you have to wade through dozens of easily offended boring normals first
>>80392111
Portuguese do all of those...
>>80397919
If only you guys were white
>>80397416
rare flag
also churches aren't fun even in teh simpsons
>>80392792
always aussies shitposting i swear to god
you're entire country was founded by criminal degenerates you dipshit
>>80397050
Its a word Shakespeare made up which is based on an English bird that uses other birds nests to lay their eggs
>>80396780
Those ruins aren't Roman...
>>80397451
i would rather die free rather than never have tasted freedom at all
>>80397416
>seeing your friends and neighbors at the beginning of the week isn't fun
I just don't get the appeal of being European
>>80397172
>Never left America.
>>80392111
>Europeans never go fishing
But we do. Every fucking summer people go to their nearest lake to get drunk on a boat and drown themselves.
>Europeans never go off-roading
I'm pretty sure there's places for that.
>Europeans never go hunting
But we do. Moose is fucking delicious.
>Europeans never go to church
I'm not religious, but people go to church every weekend I think. And on holidays the streets are packed with parked cars to visit a local church.
Every day I can hear the church bells reminding me of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
>Europeans never drive out to the boonies with their buddies and go shooting
That's a given.
>Europeans only ever see beautiful landscapes on google images
Finland has a lot of beautiful open views around the entire year.
>>80392111
I have done everything on that list and if I wanted I could do all of them again tomorow.
>>80392954
>>80393005
>Russia is part of Europe
>Somehow Finland is not
??????
>>80392111
>Never go fishing
I do
>Never go off-roading
Sometimes
>Never go hunting
You can , but I can't be assed
>Never go to church
Only Western Europeans
>Europeans never drive out to the boonies with their buddies and go shooting
I'll give you that one , but you can do it if you live in Crete
>Europeans only ever see beautiful landscapes on google images
Isn't that why Amerilards come to Greece , if you consider that Mega SJW Cities don't have that much of a butifel landscape?
"no beautiful landscapes"
https://www.google.de/search?q=german+landscapes&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=979&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiksJG0kufNAhVHQJoKHdI5CHQQ_AUIBigB
u wot m8?
Also hunting is a thing in east and northern europe, churches are for religous idiots, nobody needs them.
>>80398286
Its just banter.
Do you count English as European because I do all of those things except hunting but I still go shooting, hand guns aren't that hard to get in the big cities. The only good thing the kebeb has done.
>>80398248
Finland sounds pretty decent, judging from you and the other Finnish posters
>>80398286
Was a joke m8
>tfw have done none of those things
>tfw im jelly af
how do I move to the usa
>>80398084
He doesn't know that, would have to get a better education in order to.
>>80398273
>Croatia
>European
>>80398367
>churches are for religous idiots, nobody needs them.
*tip tip tip tip*
jokes on you I have kompot.
>>80398519
>leafs
>good shitposters
>>80398358
>Cities = landscapes
Also
>implying Americans visit Greece for the nature and not for old ruins
>>80398367
>links a google image, exactly what I said
Classic
>>80398367
>churches are for religious idiots, nobody needs them.
When will this meme stop
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0016718513002649
>>80398787
In that sense
>Old Ruins
>Not landscapes
>>80398617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZk6wXCMCY
Kompot?
>>80398084
I'm saying it's the same thing. Just because you live among the wreckage of a great civilization doesn't mean you are that civilization.
>>80398374
>>80398458
Plz no bully, Finland is kawaii :*(
>>80392111
>Europeans never go fishing
We do.
>>Europeans never go off-roading
Ye guiz me drive de car off road oh wow so cool
Amerispics.
>Europeans never go hunting
We do.
>Europeans never go to church
>Church
>Fun
>Europeans only ever see beautiful landscapes on google images
We don't also European architecture<Amerishittier architecture
>>80398866
>this is considered a 'landscape' in Greece
wew
>>80393979
>hills
cute
>>80399066
>This is considered a landscape in Northern Mexico
wew
>>80398942
BORIS!
>>80399029
>Nu-male doesn't believe off-roading is fun
When will it end
>>80399219
I kek'd
You know what I mean though family, I guess I should've been more clear I was talking about nature when I said landscape
>>80399255
>>80398958
>culturally appropriating the Romans
Most of our old buildings, especially the cathedrals, were built by an earlier incarnation of our current civilisation in the middle ages or after. The fact we take pride in them doesn't seem much different from the US taking pride in the Declaration of Independence, for example.
>>80399387
Now...Better?
>>80399552
Better
Binge drinking and knife crime.
>>80392111
Besides the things involving guns, this is not true.
>People in this thread live in countries with trespassing laws.
>They could go the wrong way and be jailed.
>They can be jailed for making a fire.
>They could be jailed for hunting pest species in the wrong place.
Pathetic, no one has the right to deny you access to your homeland if you bein a good boy doin nuffin.
>>80399823
This.
>>80399066
Have you been to Crete ? Or Santorini ? They literally have amazing landscape wherever you go.
>>80399823
Glasgow?
>>80400070
Wasn't saying that Greek landscapes are ugly, read the chain the post was part of
Well it's dead.
>>80393087
what are you talking about?
baiting proxyburger?
>>80400158
Well, ruins are often part of amazing landscape dude. There's ancient Thera all over this hill + cliff (other side).
>>80400641
Can't see anything in that pic but I know what you mean
>>80392111
We make fun of americunts
>>80397416
R A R E
A
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>>80400756
>Europeans only joy comes from pretending they're better than us
Sad...
>>80400871
>Pretending
Well meme'd.
>>80401058
Aren't britbongs supposed to be witty? That was low hanging fruit.
Europe just gets more and more disappointing
>>80397337
hang in there
europeeons get raped by sand niggers for fun op
>>80398958
>getting this buttmad over your lack of heritage
My hometown has existed for more than twice as long as your country
>>80401947
And it has sucked the whole time
Phones about to die boys, regardless of how joyless, gray, and miserable your countries are, I look forward to serving with you on the day of the rope
>>80402168
that's the spirit, i will be there with you mate
>>80401473
Don't judge europastan too harshly, they're going through a lot. The only thing they seem to agree on is their collective hate for NA. Poor, deluded fools.
>>80398942
kompot is always olev.
It feels so good to cook one, however I like to overcook it a bit so it'll end up between a kompot and jam.
Its the real shit I tell ya.
Texas.
Please stop reminding me m8. The landscapes one is the worst.
>>80392745
He's right you're not
>>80392111
We don't need this. All we need is unlimited speed limits on our highways.
>>80392111
My understanding after speaking with many Europeans is that they enjoy random, anonymous homosexual encounters with alpha male muslims. They do it almost hourly and claim that it helps ease the pain of watching muslims rape their wives and children.
>>80402480
What fruits do you propose I make it with?
>>80392111
>Traveled the world
>Americans never travel outside the States
What gives burgers?
>>80402763
Shouldn't you have your privilege checked and go to a BLM chimpout?
>>80402965
Hush Eurofriend, Achmed will take you next, he just needs to finish up with your neighbor's 11 year old daughter first.
>>80402844
American here. I have been around the world twice and touched all but two continents; neither Africa nor Antartica hold my interest.
>>80392111
tons of beautiful landscape in Europe desu
>>80393191
This.
>>80393924
We have some hills m8.
>>80392111
Another finfag here.
>Europeans never go fishing
tfw been doing that since I was 8
>Europeans never go off-roading
tfw been doing that with things that aren't even built for it
>Europeans never go hunting
tfw been doing that since I was 20
>Europeans never go to church
tfw been doing that since I learned to not cry as a baby
>Europeans never drive out to the boonies with their buddies and go shooting
tfw did that today
>Europeans only ever see beautiful landscapes on google images
tfw there's a K60 skijumping tower 800m away from my apartment, have often climbed on top of it and just stared at my town and trees as far as the eye can see
>>80396314
where is the problem??
>>80392111
>Europeans never go to church
Nigger american churches are some evangelical, "GIBS MONEY FOR DA LAWD" bullshit, this countries villages, towns and cities were literally designed around our proper Churches, a single brick from even the most quaint village church has more history than your entire country
>>80394363
Why have you been over fishing for so long? You shouldn't be taking so many fish.
>>80392111
>you will never have a chat girlfriend
>you will never get fish and chips with her
>you will never terrorise the elderly on dirtbikes
>you will never go fucking mental at the pub watching England lose
Different cultures everywhere, I like this one
>>80402788
if you are a complete begginner then strawberry.
Its impossible to fuck up due to its durability and already sweet taste.
Also it only needs to be washed and those faggot flies don't cuck them up with their maggots, so you can throw it into the pot as it is.
Strawberry goes along well with raspberry too, so you can mix them just like in the video.(also don't forget strawberry loves rhubarb)
Its pretty much that if the fruit has matching color it can be mixed, also if its name contains "berry" it goes along well with others. Berries in general are easy to handle.
>>80406257
What's a chat girlfriend?
>>80392111
there are millions of sport shooters
maybe not that many subhumans who shoot at animals but that would be a positive
>>80392111
>Europeans never go to church
ahem...
>>80407574
Polish are honorary Americans
