Is there anything redeemable about Canada?
>>80383432
The north
The french part is better.
>>80384433
Quebec is full of socialists.
The few remaining Native Americans who live there are probably okay
>>80384433
Is it? Quebec nationalist party is liberal as Trudeau.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloc_Qu%C3%A9b%C3%A9cois
>>80384755
Still less cucked
did they at least get the weed yet?
pffffft haha canadians are so fucking stupid
what kind of monkey would vote for someone because of fucking pot. like it was even hard to get before or anyone actually cared. here's a pro tip anyway: even if weed gets legalized it's still up to employers if you can do it or not. so what exactly is the point? canadians are dumb~~~
>>80385060
kek no. The Atlantic is the least cucked. Quebec voted no twice to independence. that is fucking cucked my friend.
>>80383432
what the fuck is with the little * at the end of trans?
What does this mean?
>>80383432
Left leaves make good fertilizer.
We can just go into the woods whenever we feel like it
My dick
>>80383432
Our country is a liberal shithole, but I can assure you that our PM is doing shit just for show.
Our goverment keeps talking about doing shit to help minorities and whatever, but does almost nothing to actually help them. We talk about accepting refugees, but we throw them into the corners of Canada where barely anyone lives. We talk about how accepting we are about accepting immigrants, but the government refuses to let you into the country unless if you're rich and/or extremely qualified to do work.
Canada is full of dick sucking faggots, and I'm ashamed of it, but the government is still smart enough to avoid doing shit that would ruin the country, they just pretend that they're doing it to look good to the overwhelming liberal population.
>>80384433
They made 'Islamaphobia' illegal but didn't bother with anything else.
>>80383432
Not while faggot Trudeau is in charge.
>>80385150
I hope you enjoy hillary :)
>>80383432
Honest question. What rights do they not have that other people do? Muh bathrooms isn't a right.
>>80385150
>did they at least get the weed yet?
He said a law will be proposed to parliament in april 2017
>>80384865
They're not. Put it this way, up north you deal with retarded white trash and chugs, both of which only exist to either get piss drunk/high on the weekends (or every afternoon) after working their shit tier trade job or leech off welfare and shit out 5 kids.
Down in the major metropolitan areas you run into white liberal cucks that basically control our political/social direction. Couple that with the highly (un)affordable housing market and you've got a lot of poverty and a lot of people just barely scraping by. Don't forget we import Chinese/Indians by the hundreds of thousands.
There really is very little to redeem in Canada.
>>80385154
>. The Atlantic is the least cucked.
Are you fucking dim? The atlantic is the most cuckold part of the whole country. 100% liberal. The prairies are the only noncucked part of canada
>>80385748
The right to send people to jail for disagreeing with them.
>>80384865
They just sit in their reserves and fuck around in smaller towns. Their kids drop out and drink all of the time and break shit. They spend their welfare checks at the casinos and then drink some more booze
>>80385986
Alberta voted for then NDP out of total apathy. Prairies are pretty cucked.
>>80385567
Don't forget how he's damaging the Native community by not making it a law for their Chief to show were they're spending the money. Then he increased the amount of money they get.
>>80385157
Trans:
>Vestite (mental illness)
>Gender (mental illness)
>Niggers (wiggers)
>Parent (Islam, bestiality)
>>80385986
Prairies are very much cucked. Go to Calgary and Edmonton. There are ching chongs and poo in loos everywhere.
Go to anywhere in the Maritimes? Socially conservative whites as far as the eye can see.
>>80383432
Speaking seriously OP
The nature and outdoors culture that exists but you don't hear much of. Trudeau and the federal gov are embarrassments, there is no disputing that. And Canadian pop-'culture' wise, there is a lot of room for criticism.
But damnit the nature out here is so beautiful, and as long as people cherish it and don't completely fuck it up, I will love my country.
Also the meme about politeness meme is generally true as long as you aren't talking to some subhuman from a Toronto or Hongcouver suburb, and it is nice to live among peace and (kind of) prosperity
>>80385614
i hope you enjoy all the american refugees flooding over the border and your women getting BURGERED
>>80384433
no it's not please stop spreading lies
no one likes french canada
>>80383432
The Two Best Friends (Pat and Matt) and that's about it
>Can't ignore Canada, too much degeneracy
>Can't nuke Canada, they would win
>>80386314
>The nature and outdoors culture that exists but you don't hear much of
Every nu-male from Vancouver goes camping twice a year. Doesn't mean anything.
>>80386072
It's so they can make more of those casinos to reel in that sick native cash.
Then the government can give as much money as they want to the natives to look good, since all the stupid drunk natives will just give it right back to them.
>trans rights are human rights
AND WE ALREADY HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
>>80386058
No. They voted almost entirely conservative. The north part of saskatchewan and manitoba is irrelevant and only natives live there. Plus theyre sparsely populated and only represent 2 ridings. The rest all went conservative
>>80386392
>Suicidal leprechaun, and some fat fag in a punisher hat.
>>80385150
i live in toronto and you can easily buy weed at the dispensaries downtown. you don't even need a medical prescription, you just talk to a "naturopath" who gives you the ok and you have to show ID every time you buy it.
every month i buy at least an ounce of legally taxed weed and nothing's ever happened to me.
if it makes you feel better, I will say that if Trump is elected it will officially prove Americans are smarter than Canadians.
>>80386042
Sounds pretty good desu senpai
>>80386578
I meant the provincial election. Not like the federal conservatives are even conservative.
There's a difference between everyone having equal rights in society and forcibly taking away peoples freedom of speech when they have something to say about trannies that trannies don't like.
>>80386203
>There are ching chongs and poo in loos everywhere.
It's like that in every city stupid newfie
>Go to anywhere in the Maritimes? Socially conservative whites as far as the eye can see.
The maritimes voted 100% liberal. You're even more cucked than ontario or BC
>>80386586
Hey fuck you buddy Pat is Based as Fuck
>>80386203
>Go to anywhere in the Maritimes? Socially conservative whites as far as the eye can see.
>vote for federal and provincial liberals every year overwhelmingly
>socially conservative
Yeah no, nice try crabfucker.
>Trans rights are human rights
Wait a second...transsexuals are human? I guess in a sense they are, in the same way a Satanist or a pedophile is "human." Whatever shred of humanity they have left persists despite their condition.
>>80386522
You do know how reserves work right?
>We give money to the chief
>chief suppose to spend money on his reserve
What really happens
>We give money to the chief
>Chief keeps all of it
Before they had to show their entire community every penny we gave them and where they spent it all. Now they don't have to do any of that.
>>80386968
Pat's a whiny little fag who reads a few paragraphs from a wiki and acts like he knows everything.
>trans right are human rights
>human rights aren't trans rights
>>80387069
I can't speak for every chief for every reserve, but with how popular gambling and alcohol is in reserves it wouldn't surprise me if the chiefs were personally funding those industries.
>>80383432
Not much, OP.
It's a liberal brainwashed shit hole.
But honestly, the US isn't much better, depending on the state.
>>80385748
I identify as a man but I can't legally buy hormones (steroids) to make me more masculine simply because I was born male. Trannies get their hormones paid for with my tax dollars.
>>80386588
well, we are smarter than canadians. it's an up hill battle when you're 60%
>>80387056
Hmmm. What about Zoophiles. They human? Y' know the peanut butter mutts nuts enthusiasts.
>>80385567
I agree, but don't fool yourself.
The majority of the population is overwhelmingly left leaning, yoga doing, gun hating, feminist supporting, liberal scum.
Just look at Ontario. We are the largest sub-sovereign debtor in the world and we are actively being run under by a terrible government. many of Wynne's advisers fled to Ottawa after the last election.
Trudeau will fuck it up thoroughly, just give him time. He will do more harm than his father did, just you wait.
>>80386588
i thought they raided them all?
Has trudeau even done anything since he got elected
>>80383432
>goodest goy scolds non goy
>>80383432
Sometimes people freeze to death there.
>>80384433
It's the only part of Canada that wanted to keep a long guns registry. They are the ultimate cuckolds, like all French speaking parts of the world.
>>80387896
>Canada
>not the best of goys
Trudeau is a Soros puppet.
>>80387773
traveled with his family, kind of like the obamas
>>80383432
>*
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES
>>80387773
No, he's basically just a celebrity. He just does random shit to show how tolerant he is and liberals kiss his ass for it. He's nothing more than someone who does shit for show.
>health care
>No guns
>Beautiful northern Ontario
>Sexy Asian hoes everywhere
Other than that it's pretty awful here. The GTA is a disgusting and Toronto is just one big SjW handjob. You have a better chance of getting accused of sexual assault than getting laid in Toronto these days.
>>80387773
He's pretty much a cheerleader
>>80383432
http://cwfis.cfs.nrcan.gc.ca/report
Still on fire, great priorities.
>>80387719
yeah nothing happened. one of my friends works for the biggest dispensary in the city.
literally the next day I walked in and asked if they were still open and they sold me a half ounce.
these dispensaries are not going down
every single day they must have at least 300 customers in there, each of whom probably buys roughly 5g ($50 worth of weed) on average. All the time you see people crammed inside the Canna Clinic, lined up outside or just sitting around the waiting area outside smoking joints.
if you live in a major Canadian city it's very, very easy to legally buy weed.
>>80383432
they have some oil. other than that, no.
we should invade and enslave canada
>>80383432
We used to make good music.
I heard the yukon is pretty good
Well, I can walk down the street without getting smoked by an angry nigger or Officer Smith.
Unfortunately I'll be accused of rape three times by the time I get home.
>>80383432
>>80388777
It's too cold for you Yang.
>>80386656
NDP won with less than a majority. The vote was split between the two conservative parties, Wild Rose and the Cons. The NDP was able to sneak in through the back door while the two big parties bickered.
>>80383432
First off, they need to show what rights they don't have.
If it's about the right to have a penis in the women's bathroom, or the other way around, that's a pathetic movement.
>>80388580
so i'm just trying to figure out why the fuck legalizing it was such a big "issue" for canadians. please explain it to me
>>80388941
Probably. I just heard it was nice
>>80389265
because we'd rather be out in the open as fuck about it.
rather than having to go to a dispensary, many canadians literally want to be able to drive-thru at timmies, and then drive thru at a weed dispensary and grab a spliff on the way to work.
honestly canadians just really love beer and weed a lot. there's definitely more weedheads per capita in canada than america. and I say that completely taking into consideration how many black people smoke weed in america.
i don't think Americans really get it: everything is so nice, safe and our immigration policy is so sound, Canadians generally aren't worried about much besides getting our weed on.
I personally blame the age of prosperity brought about by Stephen Harper. Why do you think Canadian shitposting is at an all time high? We really don't have much better to do.
>>80389265
Because old faggots in the government think weed is bad and if you smoke weed you will be doing meth in a few months.
>>80389833
>our immigration policy is so sound
Which is why fucking Flips and sandniggers are taking all of your jobs and 23-year-old Syrians are hitting on high school girls.
>>80383432
Human rights don't exist.
>>80390778
>23 year old Syrians hitting on high school girls
the age of consent is 16. I'm allowed to hit on high school girls too. And there are really not so many of them in major metro areas. Most of the refugees are actual Syrian families that want to work jobs and go back to Syria when the war is over, unlike in America where they just let in anybody.
Very few Filipinos and muslims are that educated, they're taking minimum wage grunt labour jobs for the most part. Which is fine, most of them in Canada (barring the one fucking terrorist guy) aren't committing crimes or doing anything like that. If anything it's more Indians and Chinese taking jobs that might be a cause of concern, but the job market is continously growing.
Honestly, if you live in Canada and you can't find a job, chances are you're just fucking stupid or incompetent. There are tons of jobs in Canada if you actually look for them and apply, don't take the word of unemployed depressed NEETs on this board as gospel. Every single person I know, even the degenerate weedheads I know from high school who had kids at age 20, has a job.
Most of the crime in Canada is, ironically enough, committed by white Canadians in the areas with mostly other white Canadians. The safest places in Canada are actually the places with the most immigration, such as Ontario, Quebec and BC. You can look it up if you don't believe me.
>>80383432
It will become another Muslim country we can bomb for it's resources?
>>80383432
nothing.
don't even bother wasting nuke on us, just forget we ever existed and make sure the same downfall we suffered doesn't happen to you
>>80391338
>Most of the refugees are actual Syrian families that want to work jobs and go back to Syria when the war is over,
Most of them are young Syrian men.
>Very few Filipinos and muslims are that educated, they're taking minimum wage grunt labour jobs for the most part. Which is fine
Taking jobs away from Canadian teenagers and members of the community is ffine? You fucking cuck.
>Honestly, if you live in Canada and you can't find a job, chances are you're just fucking stupid or incompetent.
The only available jobs are worthless service jobs.
>>80383432
the weather
>>80383432
The boipucci