YOU'RE
WUZ
>>80370613
GRAMMATICAL ERROR!!
TRUE AMERICAN RETARD.
ME:
Hey, you want citizenship in Britainstan?
Well follow me
MEXICAN SLUTS:
OKEY!! :D
ME:
Well, now you are here with me, let me introduce myself, and redpill you on life in Britain.
Muslim here. Bangladeshi origin.
Let me tell you about Tower Hamlets, East London.
It's now your new home...
MEXICAN SLUTS:
OMG YAY!!!!
ME:
It's literally a fucking sharia zone.
MEXICAN SLUTS:
B-but Anonmed! what is a sharia zone *giggles nervously*
ME:
What is a sharia zone?
well let me tell you about this one in particular..
>CCTV literally everywhere, and in peoples homes
>street checkpoints (sharia police search you on every street corner)
>sharia police mainly consist of former unemployed chavs
>all women under 29 years old have 11pm-6am curfews
>your home gets a monthly searching (by sharia police)
>TV licensing is just half price if you're a Muslim (double the price for non Muslims)
>sharia police search anyone who steps off public transport
>our Muslim women aren't even allowed to speak in public without being granted permission
>all metal cutlery is banned (get a life, bin that knife)
>all plates and dishes are banned (know your fate, bin that plate/bin that dish & make a wish)
>instead we use plastic cutlery and paper plates
>all concerts are banned, unless it's nasheeds or grime
[nasheeds]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0 [Embed] [Embed]
[grime]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZY9uAVYpQ [Embed] [Embed]
we're currently in process of demolishing rotherithe docks, and replacing it with the biggest goat farm in the west
>we have a muslim mayor
We're also practising a form of Islamic communism within our community, and it's working.
Have you heard of Anjem Choudary, our future prime minister?
LAUGHING
FUNNY ISN'T IT
*nuts*
>>80370573
NOT LAUGHING NOW
HERR FARAGE
HERR FARAGE
>>80370817
every time i see this, i just think of exactly how he said it in his speech..
its engraved in my mind
>>80371958
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
