ITT: legitimately funny female comedians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfVH2HFVsng
WUZ
>>80370393
FUNNY
>>80370393
COMEDIANS
TRANS
>>80370485
AND
>>80370086
what a fucking retarded thing to say
funny stories are way better than stupid short jokes
>>80370086
I am shocked and amused at same time, also feel some cringe.
A literal monkey
hmmm..... made me laugh!
>>80370086
>American comedians
>>80370737
>france
JUST
>>80370086
speaking seriously for a moment, here's a very funny indian female comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CHhE0k22As
No penis ever entered her.
I refuse to believe I live in a world where someone considered that fuckable.
>>80370086
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS BITCH FAMOUS!?!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. BEYOND TALENTLESS, LITERAL GORILLA, AND APPARENTLY FUCKING TOO STUPID TO COMEDY
>>80371005
>WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS BITCH FAMOUS!?
me
>>80370925
anybody is funier compare too that nigger ape
>>80370086
Lucille Ball and Philys Diller and Joan Rivers were the last funny women ever.
>>80370086
fuck off cunt...
>>80370953
Colored gentlemen would fuck anything, so it's not that hard to believe
>>80371289
>Joan Rivers
fuck yea, can't believe she is dead
What I get from that text:
"I don't only look like a gorilla I also have a tiny ape brain to match"
Is my english reading comprehension acceptable?
>>80370086
>pic unrelated
>>80370086
i dont like how self deprecating she is
>>80370086
Why is there a gorilla chimping out on stage?
>>80370086
I literally hate this woman
>>80370086
>I don't know how to tell jokes so if you don't laugh Ir's just not your style
>>80370595
Yeah that Rodney Dangerfield was awful
>>80371385
She knew too much and she let some of it slip.
It's tragic but that's how the people who run things are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
Very funny.
t. not a grill
>>80370086
blaxploitation 2.o
>>80370737
Don´t you guys worship Jerry Lewis?
>>80370086
women aren't funny.
>>80370737
>tfw Europe doesn't even realize that they're behind us in comedy
Actual funny woman coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLNc-ylM4XQ
Roseanne
>>80370086
>feverishly laughing at your own jokes
Ugh.
>>80372236
Fart jokes, SJW rants and inbred redneck references. What a wall to climb...
>>80370086
>legitimately funny female comedians
come on, man - that's not fair
that's like asking for cubes of clouds, or liquid hair
>>80372060
holy shit this is horrible to watch
>>80372236
Thanks to Jews.
I've been to stand ups in other latin American countries and all of them were pure CRINGE, Argentinian humor is miles ahead because our comedians are Jews.
>>80372060
Holy shit that is awkwardly unfunny.
>Daisy Donovan not posted
Correcting that
https://youtu.be/R4b3CMhOePU
>>80370086
>women
>funny
Only time you laugh when you are with gitls are at them or so you will get laid
>>80372060
Well that gave me cencer.
>>80372361
What the fuck did I just watch
>>80370086
AHAHAHAH PENIS HAHA VAGINA HAHA IM A SLUT WHO HAS CASUAL SEX HAHAHAHA
That fat danish woman who sometimes visits QI is kind of funny
>>80370086
God damn fucking degenerate.
>>80370086
>funny
>female
>comedian
>legitimately funny
>female comedians
pick
https://youtu.be/4mzHhZwbjbI
This girl is quite pretty and hilarious
Damns,this feels threads got decisively sadder .
>>80370086
It made me cringe a lot and i endud up fracturing senventy-six bones.
Thank Président for universal healthcare, i won't have to fear bankrupcy.
>>80372560
>Argentinian humor is miles ahead
I agree. You fuckers were hilarious in 1982.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlULXa5Smh0
None.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFIjdZ75xgo
This is a real American comedian. Billy Big Dicks is literally the GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GhrbSMQ4ls
>>80373826
>>80374175
Jesus what the fuck. Every comedian bombs sometimes, but this woman is complete trash.
>Women
>Funny
Also I think she might actually have a problem.
>>80374534
>Also I think she might actually have a problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQMLKPVbNcw
I think you might be right. I can't sit through the whole video but she says she's an aspie.
>>80370086
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Does anyone have the cap where she says something like
>If yo call me a gorillaz, imma call yo mama a gorilla
>>80370086
Why'd I watch this? I died a little on the inside.
>>80370953
You've never met a nigger before, have you?
>>80370086
I literally had NO respect for her as a comedian until I saw this very clip just now.
Holy shit...no wonder she's so not funny in venues outside of her standup: This sort of humor would not go over well on national TV.
By the way, if you don't think this is funny, you've never fucked a woman like an angry savage, then discard her like a Kleenex tissue. Never confuse a ho with a housewife.
Pro Tip: Fuck at least a few black women in your lives. I'M NOT SAYING dedicate your lives to them like a fucking cuckold! Just learn what it's like to get some good old fashioned black pussy under your belt.
>pun?
>>80371795
He was
post actually funny black comedians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMqMKxJJYvY
>>80372060
I'm surprised no one put her out of her misery. This is awful.
>>80376468
stop posting, Leslie
>>80370086
>literally collapses on the floor over her own jokes
why?
>>80376774
Oh, gee...another anon who takes this shit way to seriously.
Tell me, do you have relationships IRL with real people outside of this internet message board?
>>80370086
Further proof that only women find female comediennes funny.
>>80370086
She is repulsive.
>>80371385
(((((Joan rivers)))))
>>80377203
Hehehe, he is right, isn't he?
shes hilarious. respectat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBKk1McBLxM
>>80374142
wtf i hate water now
Jesus this is one disgusting looking nigger
>>80370086
Stupid fucking monkey makes no sense. Usually the short jokes are the clever ones and the stories aren't. Has she ever watched stand up comedy?
t. I'm a stand up comedian for a living
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9_otikiN-I
>>80373826
oh god, that's how you empty a room
look, women can be fuckable, or they can be funny, or they can be neither. no woman is both.
I can't think of any funny woman comedians.
teehee
>>80383085
bigot
>>80370086
she's not horrendously unfunny, i wouldn't turn off the tv if she did a set on a comedy gala
>>80383085
I can think of a few Australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WqO8PHQpEo
this one is the most fuckable funny woman i have ever seen, and even she is pretty mannish
>>80370086
God damn what a a hideous creature.
>literally just read pic related
>find story of black persons inability to think into the future
o i am laffing
>>80372361
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLNc-ylM4XQ [Embed]
How the fuck does this only have like 800 views?
>>80370086
>that video
>>80376468
>Pro Tip: Fuck at least a few black women in your lives
>read as: I'm an STD ridden beta trying to justify my sex escapades
>>80371405
This guy is funnier than the ape
>>80372060
>on shoes
already i know this is gonna be good, give me a second
>>80382403
what the fuck
>>80373109
Sandi Toksvig?
She's taking over QI soon isn't she?
>>80370086
>American """""""""comedians""""""""" are funny
now that's funny
>>80386502
this. Only good thing to come out of canada
>>80372361
this is really dumb
>>80370086
I think she has a point. Some comedians are just trying to show off how clever they are, rather than make people laugh. I don't mind clever comedy, but I like some non-cerebral comedians as well.
>>80371289
forgot based betty
>>80370086
i usually think she is pretty, but she is like wet in this video and its weird
>>80370086
The female's must be funny
> Because you keep telling us they are
>>80372060
stop stop stop please just fucking stop
>>80387725
>Full Nigger
>Pretty
Anon I'm sorry to tell you but that impossible.
>>80371405
Anglo certified.
>>80382403
i didnt want to see that on a beautiful saturday afternoon :(
>>80388076
if she kills herself, like so many other comedians have done, because of this "lol gorilla" meme it will be really unfortunate because leslie jones is a decent comedian when she is doing "white" comedy and she has a great character and personality
Rosanne Barr is actually pretty funny.
>>80388407
Well Honesty I haven't seen many of her pieces so I can't really give a decent opinion on her work.
I just don't find her attractive.
>>80370522
SHEIT
>female
>comedian
>>80370086
Is she drunk?
>>80379321
its not like it was a secret leaf
>>80370086
Who would have known that this pavement ape isn't funny.
>>80370925
her routine was actually pretty funny
>>80376598
No respect at all.
>>80388993
no shes a nigger you dumb fuck.
dont you get it? they're trying to force this garbage as funny but nobody is falling for it
>>80370086
Why is this guy mansplaining to female comedians?
>>80370086
>OOGA BOOGA GIBS DIK
what the fuck was that
>>80370086
>nigger proud of being stupid
>news
Why does she keep moving around like a drunkard?
>>80372060
That was so bad that I am legitimately trying to figure out if you were trolling us or not.
>>80389605
AHAHAHA
>>80370086
>I hate "smart" comedy
>I don't wanna think when i see comedy, I'd go to school if I wanna think
>Just make me laugh
okay.. She sounds like a retard to be honest, but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and watch her live stuff...
>I luv being fukd gooood
>I luuuv dick
>I luuuv being fukd by a bad guy who treats me like shit
>I keep going back to him cause his dick so guuuuuuud
>that is joke
....
I can't
I just can't anymore /pol/...
>>80391901
>I just can't anymore /pol/...
I'm sure the majority of people gave up years ago.
We're all just so done.
>>80370086
>YO HOMEGIRLS BE LIKE WHY U KEEP FUKKIN WIT HIM
I have so incredibly lost touch with humanity if this is what is viewed as a commercial personality.
Full disclosure, I live in AK so I have in many ways lost touch with humanity.
>>80389605
nice
>>80372060
Come on thats legitimitely funny. Shes basically the female seinfeld.
>whats the deal with shoes?
i laughed my ass off. really made me think too.
>>80388407
So is she playing the loud black woman stereotype right now to satisfy studio execs?
>>80370086
>sick of smart comics
Basically, she has both the attention span and IQ of a two year old with ADD. Well I suppose you can only expect so much from a mountain Gorilla.
>>80372060
This is someone whose drunk friends told her she was funny and she believed them.
>>80371005
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
SHE IS A TALENTED WOMAN OF COLOR! IF YOU DON'T THINK SO, YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER!
JOHN OLIVER BTFO
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER???
>>80370925
Wow, she's actually pretty good.
>>80392485
the dog even knows omg.
>>80370953
This.
I have fucked a couple of not so attractive girls when drunk, but that monstrosity is another level altogether.
I actually feel pretty good about my life choices looking at that beast.
>>80372060
She's really cute, I like her a lot. She's not funny, but she's really really cute!
Lucille Ball was legit
>>80372060
Seen this, incredible cringe material though
>>80383351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtE7E4Vhzio
Why is everyone in this thread being rude about our generation's Eddie Murphy or Dave Chappelle? That's what she is.
>>80389605
Fuckin based Nick, I'm dyin
>>80395182
Damn, Leafs have low standards... She looks like a man, and dresses like a SJW.
She's a British woman, and as a Briton I tell you we have the ugliest women in the western world.
>>80395673
I have a fetish for glasses, as well as English accents.
>>80372060
>>80370953
She looks like the lead singer of The Prodigy.
>>80370086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvpbW7JRu0Q
>>80372060
"absolutely...spectacular"
-Rotten Tomatoes
>>80370086
this made my cookies taste bad.
>>80370925
>>80389644
>>80394992
>1 post by this ID
Even the shills have bad tastes in humor.
>>80396296
kek
>>80370086
>Thread for funny comediennes
>Posts a picture of a baboon
I don't get it
>>80373041
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>>80370086
>sex jokes from female
>N word after N word
You really need to be a nigger to like this I guess
>>80370086
If black female comedians were any good, white people would have stolen the material.
Unravel that double-edged statement.
>>80396132
I hear accents like that all the time and they get grating quick- she sounds too enthusiastic about every fucking atom around her
>>80372124
Not at all actually, I've never understood why this is a french stereotype
>>80396296
excellent she's like a female ali G or something
wonder who wrote her lines
>>80372060
when do the jokes start
>>80396296
This one is amusing in light of all the pop pseudo-academic bullshit put out by John Greene, that NPR faggot, etc.
This is literally what they sound like, and that's what makes me smile a bit.
>>80373805
Kek
Ha
>>80391901
And I thought I was the only one. That video is no comedy, thats just embarassing.
>>80397488
youre probably a virgin but your wife certainly isnt
>>80371079
All the Jews in Poland are dead though. Are you the last one?
>>80370737
Not up to your standard of fart jokes and men in dresses?
>>80370086
Is she the missing link?
https://vimeo.com/16792879
Of all female comedians I've heard, Martha Chaves is the only funny one.
>>80376751
beautiful, years ahead of his time
>>80376468
>willingly increase the risk of contracting a venereal disease
>>80370086
>nigga
>dick
>shit
>fuck (and derivatives of)
I have no problem with bad language, but that wasn't funny at all.
>>80370086
She's 100% right.
I'm so sick of stupid fucking stories. A comedian should be working HARD on stage.
I'm so sick of fat, middle-aged, white balding kikes collecting an easy paycheck by telling stupid fucking stories that didn't happen.
Watch Bo Burnham if you want to see someone take advantage of 60 minutes.
Iliza Shlesinger is alright. She's pretty cute too.
>>80372457
Yea that bothers the fuck out of me
Listen to the Marc Maron interview with Hannibal Burress. They go in-depth on black comedy and how the audiences expect different things. They want a 'show.' They want yelling and stomping and over-emotional outbursts.
Black comedy sucks by definition.
>>80372457
It's one of the worst things a comedian can do.
That's why I love comedians like Steven Wright, Jim Gaffigan, George Carlin, and Mitch Hedberg.
They very rarely, if ever, lost their composure.
>>80370086
> 48 years old
> still a loud screaming sheboon
>>80370925
>no funny accent
dropped
>>80403405
is this thing human?
>>80370086
LeslieJones is so one-note. All of her jokes revolve around her being big black and ugly. The rest of the Ghostbusters cast is pretty funny though. Kate McKinnon especially.
>>80370086
>shit movie coming out in a week
>this thread exist
HMMMMMM
>>80370086
amy jewmer is suuu fanny XD
>>80403613
The scientific community is still deliberating that.
>>80370086
have fun
http://chimpmania.com/forum/forum.php
>>80404019
Can I derail the thread and talk about the upcoming Ghostbusters movie? They've blocked critic's reviews until release day and one article says they've already put the toys on clearance http://pagesix.com/2016/07/07/ghostbusters-toys-are-already-on-the-clearance-rack/
Also, Andi Osho and Caroline Aherne are both decent comedians.
>>80370086
>funny comedians
>>80370086
Woman
>not funny
Black
>generally not funny
Black Woman
>a literal void of anti-comedy
Her acting ability is the only joke she'll ever tell.
She looks like a worse version of Nina Simone
youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c
The movie was full of total and complete suck. Unsurprisingly.
>>80396296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5-5cpdAvB8
top kek
>>80403361
wright and hedberg are the two greatest comedians to ever live
>>80372060
... .... ... ... ...
>>80379392
Hardly. Unfortunately no way to prove it.
>>80385726
>>80402282
>current year
>not using contraceptives
>not making sure the woman shower first
>implying no relationship is built first
wew lad
>>80370086
LOUD FAT SASSY BLACK
ALLLLLLLLLLLL HELLLLLLLL NAAAAAAAAAAA
this movie was so sexist I cant believe they didn't let a crossdressing man play the loud sassy black stereotype.
>>80373109
Oh yeah she's cool - probably because she doesn't really do "female" comedy.
>>80402573
bo burnham is the definition of pretentious
>>80408684
is that beard stubble?
Can't forget (((her)))
>>80403405
>shoot
>woke
immediately thought this was a political post
I really like Jimmy Carr. How popular is he in the UK?
>>80388076
East Africans can be pretty
>>80373805
Schuckin & Kekin
>>80372060
it's british comedy, it's supposed to be like that
>>80409582
truly a hero to all woman
>>80409582
Please tell me that's not actually a "joke" from a stand-up routine.
>>80370086
>Female Comedians
>Female
>Comedians
Wew, took me a second to get the joke.
>>80370086
>dude vagina LMAO
>laughing at her own """"jokes""""
>>80372060
OHHHH! GOD!
I couldn't even fucking watch 30 seconds of that.
I have never felt pain from cringing.
HUNNNNNNNNNNNNghhhhh
>>80409720
Jimmy's probably one of the better comedians in the UK. He's got a decent following though unfortunately so many people seem to bang on about Lee Evans and Frankie Boyle constantly that Jimmy is often overlooked.
>>80372236
Fuck man, he was legitimately amazing. Gone way too soon.
>>80409720
Very popular, his tours often sell out and 8 Out of 10 Cats (& Countdown version) do very well
>>80410971
8 out of 10 Cats hasn't had a new series in a couple of years. Shame.
>>80372361
I laughed preddy good m8
>>80411096
They're apparently filming a new series soon, the audience started to get tired of the Countdown version so they've put it on hold for a bit
>>80370737
>never heard of Dave Chappelle
>>80409582
Whitney Cummings
https://youtu.be/TuU_wUjQPp4
Created Two Broke Girls also
Sincec you guys git me watchin' female comics
>>80370595
Depends on the comic
>Hedberg ftw
>>80394255
>King Kong
Niggers have shit taste in Kaiju
>>80370086
thats a man and he is not funny
>funny
>woman
one and only one
>>80409582
Which fellow female comedian did she steal that from?
>>80370086
>>80372361
Lel randum XD
>>80413762
LORDY JESUS
>>80382403
How can anyone be attracted to a nigger? That fucking jaw, that disgusting smell. It is literally a different specie.
>>80413762
hello baby
>>80371005
She has black privilege.
