ME:
Hey, you want citizenship in Britainstan?
Well follow me
MEXICAN SLUTS:
OKEY!! :D
ME:
Well, now you are here with me, let me introduce myself, and redpill you on life in Britain.
Muslim here. Bangladeshi origin.
Let me tell you about Tower Hamlets, East London.
It's now your new home...
MEXICAN SLUTS:
OMG YAY!!!!
ME:
It's literally a fucking sharia zone.
MEXICAN SLUTS:
B-but Anonmed! what is a sharia zone *giggles nervously*
ME:
What is a sharia zone?
well let me tell you about this one in particular..
>CCTV literally everywhere, and in peoples homes
>street checkpoints (sharia police search you on every street corner)
>sharia police mainly consist of former unemployed chavs
>all women under 29 years old have 11pm-6am curfews
>your home gets a monthly searching (by sharia police)
>TV licensing is just half price if you're a Muslim (double the price for non Muslims)
>sharia police search anyone who steps off public transport
>our Muslim women aren't even allowed to speak in public without being granted permission
>all metal cutlery is banned (get a life, bin that knife)
>all plates and dishes are banned (know your fate, bin that plate/bin that dish & make a wish)
>instead we use plastic cutlery and paper plates
>all concerts are banned, unless it's nasheeds or grime
[nasheeds]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0 [Embed]
[grime]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZY9uAVYpQ [Embed]
we're currently in process of demolishing rotherithe docks, and replacing it with the biggest goat farm in the west
>we have a muslim mayor
We're also practising a form of Islamic communism within our community, and it's working.
Have you heard of Anjem Choudary, or future prime minister?
Also, pic related. My bedroom in Tower Hamlets. This is where you Mexican girls will be staying.
Mexicans will soon be transplanted into Bongistan thanks to Canada handing out free visas
>>80364270
>grime
holy shit that is the purest of cancer
>>80364465
The slags shat themselves when I introduced them to life in Britain.
The mexican slags thought Britain was far too 'third world' for them.
>>80364270
>sharia zones
why not just move back to your own fucking country then?
>piss bottle
One of us
>>80364793
Grime is the ultimate redpill here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Y6yOJ6mWA
>>80364846
it's called progress
>>80364876
>>80365034
>sharia
>progress
>>80365034
>fluoride in audio form
>>80364270
> :D
Back to Gaia, faggot
>>80365173
Well, I can say I'm glad I've never heard or heard of this "grime" before.
>>80365476
untill now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMMAzOtBqWU
>>80365627
It reminds me of having all these neat pieces and possibilities for modern music, but then somehow putting them together in an unimaginably wrong way, open defecating on it, and dumping it into the internet until it starts spilling out of nigger speakers.
>>80364270
That sounds allot like V for Vendetta.
So do non-muslims have to comply to this shit? As an American I have to say: what the fucks goin on there /pol/?
>no guns
Nope
>no knives
Not even
>sharia zone
Oh my kek wtf
>vacation to Londonstan?
Never in my fuckin life
>>80366187
Consider "jizya". Non-muslims may be permitted as long as they aren't violating the rules too hard, but they must pay a tax or face the full penalty of the religion of peace.
>>80364270
Is this in that godawful Balfron m80? Aren't the hipsters gentrifying it yet?
How about those signs in the lifts in Bengladeshi telling your black letterbox ninjas not to spit.
Is it true bangladeshi's were the crap Pakistan didn't want and you smell of fish? This is what Pakis tell me.
>>80366187
I can't believe that people on this board are so retarded that you actually have to explain when you're making a joke.
>>80366470
>Muslim Tax
Out of bounds. does not compute. Error 404.
>>80364270
Isn't that the batman cinema shooters bedroom or do you have a strange need for those acme style bombs
>>80364819
Well, your food fucking sucks; almost everything else is quite nice though.
>>80366474
I think we are operating on diffrent levels here m8
>>80367161
well, your bitches think we are turd world
what does that tell you?
>>80367260
What i can say? Bitches be bitches everywhere.
>>80367736
BB(angladesh)C
>>80364270
UK get both taco and kebab
lucky them
>>80364270
What?
>>80368462
grab your reading glasses
