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About half a year ago I discovered, that my maternal grand mother
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About half a year ago I discovered, that my maternal grand mother was jewish. Though my mother - and later on I - was raised christian, according to jewish laws I'm a jew.
So I am considering to convert to judaism, because as a jew in Germany, you can basically do and say what you want.
I want to use this to convert people to the right.
I don't want Germany and Europe as a whole to be transformed to Africa2.0/Middle East2.0.
So my question is how hard is it to convert to judaism?
Do I have to learn Hebrew?
Do I have to get circumcized?
What's the whole process?
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>>80361426
fuck off kike
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>>80361565
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You can also do and say what you want as a
Muslim, converting to Judaism will be too difficult for you anyway.
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Congratulations! Now you can chose, if you want to be hated for being Merkel Germoney or a kike.

But you might want to ask this later on, most of the American Jews are still at work.

>inb4 Jews
>work
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>>80362431
But why?
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>>80362529
You will get drastically different answers from orthodox, reform or secular Jews. Just as with evangelicals and "lesbian, protestant bishop in Sweden" among Christians. I'd just go to the next synagogue and ask around. But check out what kind of Judaism it teachesfirst.
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Orthodox conversion is really demanding.
Reforms will accept anyone, but no one takes them seriously.
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>>80361426
Kys.
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>>80361426
You're definitely going to need some documents to prove to the rabbi, OP, good luck. You will be our man behind enemy lines.
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Am I one of the last people in the world without any jewish blood?
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>>80363226
All Russians are basically Jews. Sorry mate.
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>>80361426
Everyone on /pol/ is a jew, whether they realize it or not.
That's how they get you.
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>>80363448
Test
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>>80361426
>So my question is how hard is it to convert to judaism?

Impossible, you can convert to Reform Judaism (aka "Judaism Lite") but not to "real" Judaism.

>Do I have to get circumcized?

Yes, 100%.

>Do I have to learn Hebrew?

No you can simply memorize the passages you'll need to recite.
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>>80361426
You can also be a Christian Jew:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messianic_Judaism

Best of both worlds, mate.
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>>80361426
You are asking this on /pol/. Nice way to bait retards
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>>80362529
Sauce? Got my lotion ready.
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>>80361426
If your mother is Jew, then you are a Jew. There is no need for conversion.

How does the realization, that if you were born 70 years ago you would've been sent to the death camps, feel like?
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>>80366867
Her name is Milana Vayntrub.
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>>80366654
tell us more about /pol/, namefagging Alberto Barbossa
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>>80367814
I con't care. We should repeat the whole process but this time with mudslimes.
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>>80368024
Btw, you wouldn't end up in a KZ with just a Jewish grandmother.
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>>80368024
Go to your nearest synagogue and ask around
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>>80367814
But his mother wasn't a jew.
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