Any white anons out there feel free to come to Australia to escape liberal hellholes. 93% white here. Lets re-establish the White Australia policy. You burgers can bring your guns, we don't care, unfortunately no niggers here for you to shoot but plenty of boongas. P.S. don't come here on boat.
>>80355864
how many of your girls look like that
>>80355966
Take a trip to Bondi beach and you'll find out ;)
>>80355966
DONT BE FOOLED
>>80355864
>94%
Wew lad you really cleared out those wogs. I never knew you did that.
>>80355864
Do Australians eat a lot of burgers?
How big are those 'Darwin Stubbies' you have to drink your beer?
>>80356040
>>80355966
Singapore anon could never get an Ausgirl with that.. Don't be tricked by the envy of whites.
>>80355864
I'm bringing my family on a small boat. Refugee style is chic.
>>80356199
Heaps of burgers. Those stubbies are 2 litres.
>>80356279
Ok anon. Watch out for the navy though..
>>80355864
Thanks my friend but I must resist and stay here but I'll give a visit one day!
>>80356509
No worries. Good luck with the Portugese on Sunday.
>>80356430
>Those stubbies are 2 litres
>2 litres = 67.6 ounces
I'm sold, Koalafag
Getting my plane ticket now
You can pick me up @ Brisbane Airport early next week
>>80356643
Welcome burger. You've also chosen the capital of the state that just voted in the biggest anti-islam politician ever into the senate. Good choice.
>>80355864
I would move there if i had money, will you pay for a plane ticket and get me a green card?
>>80357436
The government legitimately used to do this for other anglos. No more unfortunately. Sorry burger, gotta get here yourself.
>>80355864
93% lol
Get real m8
Also we are full
>>80355864
Can Sven come aswell?
And can i bring my guns, Also can i bring ahmed he good guy i swear!!!
He good fuck me wife yes?
We will come in a rubber boat of the coast of Perth at 04:00 and seek asylum pls accept.
>>80355864
It's too fucking hot down there. I can't handle more than 24c.
>>80358251
This is why our taxes pay for a navy that'll sink your boats.
>>80358120
Deporting curries, chinks and musos not an option. We have to outbreed them.
>>80358425
nono, we have portable submarine on the boat, Asylum is our human right mate.
We demand asylum or we establish the caliphate of Musselamnia!
>Pic of boat, We even built cuckshed on it!
It's actually fine to come on a boat if you're white and its a yacht.
>>80355864
Can't you guys do like Israel and transform some of the useless desert into forests?
>>80358594
This is terrifying. Sweden is the grass for the snakes. STAY OUT OF AUSTRALIA CUNT.
>>80358735
Why? Coastal areas are fine. No drought, extreme heat or deadly snakes(not as much) either. Desert is useless except for minerals and nuclear testing.
>>80358808
We are not snakes, Snakes are haram mate.
PLS asylum.
We very accept of Australia beobol look pic!!!
>>80359018
This will be the last face you see before you die musanon.
>>80359254
She is not wearing a headscarf!!!!!
ÄLLAH MUGABOOGA ALLAH!!!
We very good craftsmen, Can make headscarf for her yes? But only if we get asylum!
t. Le snake in the toilet country
>>80355864
I'm comming man.
I can't wait to finish my university degree and hop on the first flight to Australia.
How is the job market there though? And what types of guns are you allowed to own? I'm asking because I'm actually also considering to move to the US to get some of muh freedom. Hoping that by the time I get my degree, Hitlery hasn't taken away all of the guns.
>>80358251
>We will come in a rubber boat of the coast of Perth
I'll bring the harpoon.
>>80359605
Fugg you Straya, not progressive!!!
I will go to New zealand atleast they progressive right?
>>80358381
We have cold regions here too m8, just not near big cities
>>80355966
>how many look like Miranda Kerr
Not many
Fuck off Greeny.
And also, Fuck off, we're full.
Cunts.
>>80359561
Welcome, all you need to know here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Australia
Jobs are aplenty if you're willing to work. Also, men with degrees born in overseas white countries earn highest salaries.
its amazing that britian colonized straya but straya ended up being a thousand time better than britain. how the fuck did that happen?
>>80359814
Britanon depressed they sent all the good looking sheila's to the other side of the world 200 years ago.
>>80358381
24? i cant handle more that 15. shitty scottish weather
>>80360049
Natural resources and we had a policy of exterminating indigenous. Didn't let blacks in afterwards.
>>80360034
Alright, sounds good. Thanks man, I just love your country so much. Never been there though. Any advice on what Cities to visit while im there?
>>80355864
Dual aussie/american citizen here feels good to know i can always go to australia if shit ever really got bad here
>>80360034
>Jobs are aplenty
lmfao, right..
MAKE AUSTRALIA WHITE.
>>80359561
Protip guns will never be banned here its impossible we have over 300 million firearms with close to 100 million gun owners
>>80355864
She looks mexican...
>>80360271
Depends what you like. Can't go wrong with Sydney and Melbourne though. September - November best times to visit. Less tourists and good weather without hotness of Dec-Jan. Newcastle is more authentic aussie.
>>80355966
You'd be surprised at how most women are attractive when you dont have a fucking 60% obesity rate
>>80360469
>I studied arts.
>>80359561
What area of work you in?
>>80360597
Dude, her name is Miranda Kerr. Google her.
The first order of business for the Senate is to repeal the ANTI-DISCRIMINATION ACT entirely
>>80360597
Nup. Purebred aus.
>>80355864
>93% white here
I find that hard to believe
Does that statistic not count all of the international students who aren't permanent residents?
>>80360779
Well this year I finished our version of highschool (18 years old). Next year I'm going to study industrial engineering and management at a university.
>>80360572
But how about Australia. They managed to take away their guns pretty easily. Also with the recent shootings, I wouldn't be suprised if they finally get some stricter guncontrol laws installed.
>>80360631
Great, I will definitely visit! Thanks for all the info.
Campaign your local MPs to make them slash our immigration intake
We're currently replacing our population 1% per year with non-white immigrants
>>80355864
Yeah. We voted in a bunch of "far right" reps.
Great. No Muzzies. No tranny fucks. Feminists btfo.
But get ready for the usual banning of 4chan, porn, games and guns again.
>>80355966
In the Eastern Suburbs...most.
They won't fuck you unless you're a rugby star or have coke or md.
Unless it's 3 a.m. and they're depressed and magically no one has taken them home yet.
>>80357436
My mum paid ten pounds for a boat ticket and citizenship when she emigrated.
They don't do that for white people anymore.
>>80361631
I think the 93% figure is accurate (I read 92%, but whatever)
But living in Sydney has totally fucking skewed my perception of who's who in this country
Without any exaggeration, there are some days in my week where I do not see a single white person
Seriously would consider moving to regional Australia after I finish uni, my friend just moved to Orange and that place is nice as fuck (also like 98% white)
>>80360141
we just keep ours hidden so you cunts can't steal them when you finish your shift behind the bar
>>80361949
This.
Just moved to the Eastern Suburbs and it's fucked up. It's rare to see a girl below a 7. Have never seen a higher concentration of 8's and 9's in my entire life.
Every time I leave the house I have to have a wank beforehand otherwise I'm too tempted to commit a Skaf.
>>80358381
Move to Tassie. Enjoy those -5 winters.
And having fuck all to do all day except try and get a ride on the town bike who acts like a 10/10 despite being a soft 6/10 because all the hot girls moved somewhere warm.
>>80356477
Kek
>>80359561
Guns are limited and expensive.
Jobs are plentiful, while housing is not.
>>80355966
Mostly in the white suburbs 90% of women are 7-8/10
>>80361673
You'll be set then. http://joboutlook.gov.au/occupation.aspx?search=alpha&tab=prospects&cluster=&code=2335
>>80362155
Used to live up at Bondi Junction.
Shit made me depressed. Just models everywhere. Managed to fuck two. One of them straight up blanked me everytime I saw her afterwards. Not even a nod of recognition or eye contact. The other turned out to be a lesbian. I never saw her with another guy.
This for some reason made me very insecure.
>>80362064
I was this way as well until I travelled round Australia. Realised lebs almost purely exist in Western Sydney.
>>80355864
Can't bring my semiautos, my pump shotguns, or any of my NFA stuff.
>>80363535
You can get an Adler A110, which I think is probably the most pump action like shotgun that's still legal here, and that would be with the easiest category of gun license to acquire.
But you should have seen the way the media was going on about these shotguns, as though they were Holocaust Nazi death sticks.
>93% white
>We're 12% Asian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Australians
Can we stop this we're 90 white meme, this census will probably show our Asian population increased by another 5%
>Australia
>90% white
In what fucking universe, Chang?
>>80365023
> "we"
Not "we", it's "us" vs "them" (the shitskins).
>>80365107
one that doesn't include melbourne or sydney
outside of those shitskin containment zones, we're still white as fuck
>>80355864
stop memeing bruh, everyone knows that Australia will become china 2.0 within the next 50 years. Good luck having a retirement when the government are literal subhuman chinks
>>80365338
You mean those two cities that contain the majority of our population
>to escape liberal hellholes
>Australia has a liberal government if not a leftist government
L M F A O
M
F
A
O
>>80355864
Ok coming right now
>>80355864
Anon... I'm sorry but.. Howard banned guns a decade ago... I know it's hard, but.. Please don't fight it anon, just give Howard your guns, and I'm sure he will go easy on you for taking so long... Don't do anything crazy, please.
>>80365419
What? If you are trying to say that we don't have a leftist government in charge, you are right.
>>80355864
Yeah, nah, we're full cunt.
>>80365377
We don't even have that many Asians here. Not only that but even if we did, they probably wouldn't elect a Chinese style government here.
>>80365417
nah there's only about 40% of the population between them
>>80365696
1996 was 20 years ago senpai
Howard needs to face the gallows, not guns.
>>80355864
Come home white man
>>80365916
>12% of our pop
>Not that many Asians
That was based off the 2011 census, wait until this year census numbers are in, easy another 5% rise in their population as their numbers of immigration has only increased with India and China overtaking places like Britain in number of immigrants
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8401376.stm
Hey fucksticks, how does it feel in a couple of years you will have America tier healthcare where the size of you're credit card determines if you can get the cancer treatment you're life depends on? Tbqh despite the fuckery that would ensure, i would have preferred a hung parliament instead.
Dumb cunts.
>>80366598
I doubt this will happen, cunts will flip out if medicare is scrapped.
>>80361732
Ids too late, i'm already surrounded by them ;_;
I am a 40 year old psychiatric social worker. Married with a Viet who also has Dutch nationality. Two children; boy, girl. Look white.
I could do a lot of good things at old people's houses/ hospitals for the 1945-'49 Dutch immigrants.
>>80355864
my cousin lives in there since 2001 and invited me many times to come visit
since i don't wanna be killed in my sleep by a giant spider, a crocodile, a rabid kangaroo or a fucking dragon i'm gonna pass for now
>>80366598
Medicare is going nowhere you stupid cunt
>>80367255
But I thought /pol/ only consisted of neckbeared permavirgins screaming for "hotpockets and another holocaust"?
>>80367054
It better happen.
My Uncle got DBS a while back because he had severe depression, we would simply not fucking gotten by without medicare, full stop.
>>80367360
Shut the fuck up you nip, you don't live here so you have no say.
I'm 25 and have a bachelor's degree in architecture. How do I get employed in Australia?
>>80367255
>I am a 40 year old psychiatric
Enough PTSD victims left in Straya who need your help after the Emu war.
>>80367578
Well you have an education you you're basically ensured a place here. Google it.
Can leafs come too?
I swear to god we won't bring rabbits this time
>>80367532
>It better happen.
wat? why, you and your uncle will be worse off.
>>80361949
>md
what does this mean ?
>>80355864
You may be more white but you bend more to those few nonwhites than we do.
Saw this Australian high school band give a concert at my high school one year. 99.9% of white girls looked inbred and there were a few indians. I was disappointed.
>>80367847
I mean there will better be stiff resistance to a dismantlement of Medicare.
>>80368009
Well if the liberals did dismantle medicare, they would be crushed in the following election, and labor would rebuild medicare or institute something similar.
No, I am serious:
>>80367613
>>80367501
I am a 40 year old psychiatric social worker. Married with a Viet who also has Dutch nationality. Two children; boy, girl. Look white.
I could do a lot of good things at old people's houses/ hospitals for the 1945-'49 Dutch immigrants.
>>80367501
Dead wrong, sugar neighbour.
>>80368213
And I loved the flying doctors. But Skippy not so much. That song is annoying.
>>80368213
I think you might have trouble getting a job as a psychiatrist here, the mental health services are extremely underfunded and next to useless.
>>80355864
I know for a fact Australia is not 93% white. More like 80% white. I know for a fact all of Australia is shit except Victoria, New South Wales, and Queensland. I know for a fact your only two relevant cities (Melbourne and Sydney) are filled with shitskins.
>>80368430
>"But Skippy not so much."
poofter
>>80368515
And that's where I come in.
New face, new methods, inspiring co-workers.
>>80368617
>>80368701
>>80355864
i want to come too!
>>80360271
For christs sake don't go to Melbourne.. it's a fucking marxist hellhole full of hipsters and feminists.
>>80369148
Did someone say Marxist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5zmFV3-fAc
>>80355864
Ok you conviced me, i'm coming soon and i'll bring my pupper too
>>80355864
Where in Australia does a lot of farming get done?
I'd like to live a >2k population farming town, reminiscent of home, jafeel? Good place to raise bees too.
I'll take the niggers and wetbacks over those spiders. Ayy nayyy!
>>80368535
>I know for a fact all of Australia is shit except Victoria, New South Wales, and Queensland.
Negative there old burger, Victoria is shit, the countryside can look alright from a car window but you know in the back of your mind that because of green legislation forbidding back burning and clearing of undergrowth that the whole area is about to explode into a eucalyptus fuelled inferno that only the most insane mushroom addled berserker brain could ever conjure. The rest is alright.
>>80369327
holy shit, moar?
It's like surveillance camera man, Australia edition.
>>80367837
first serious canada post i see
>>80367501
Honestly, I think a substantial part of /pol/ exists of highly educated and succesfull people that see right through all the Liberal bullshit. I'd say that the left consists of a higher amount of lowlife, fat and ugly degenerates then the right. Not saying we don't have any, but generally speaking, more succesfull people vote right.
>>80369437
They will take your dog away from you at the border
Please stay for the dog
>>80370278
That's it unfortunately, he went filming again and one of them broke his camera, he's made a crowdfunding campaign for a new one though.
>>80360034
I don't believe you, but does straya need software devs?
>>80360469
He said if you're willing to work cunt
>>80366598
>falling for Labors lies
>calling people dumb cunts
Pot meet Kettle...
>>80371868
Americans once again think they know everything
>>80371987
I have private Healthcare and i think it's great:
The post
