To you NEETs who fantasize about having a wife and kids, do you plan on leaving 4chan after you successfully reproduce?
You do realize you're going to have to stop being an internet addict if you want to form a family, right?
>2016
>making a family
id rather shitpost on pol t b h f a m
>>80344090
>do you plan on leaving 4chan after you successfully reproduce?
nope, ill still be shit posting even when im changing shit filled diapers.
>>80344090
I hope to just accidentally die from my drug addiction to be honest
>>80344090
Im really hoping I die in the race war before that.
or cancer
yeah, cancer.
ron paul, pol
39 yo former neet here
waifu and 2 kids ag 6 & 9 (boys)
still have internet addiction
still have time for 4chan
I aim to simply be in the right place and time to knock up several supermodels and flee the scene twiddling my mustache.
The staying around part doesn't seem as fun as the fuck-n-run part.
my wife is sterilized, no children for us thanks.
>>80344541
>Mommy, what is daddy doing on his computer? Is he working?
>Mommy, what's the race war?
>Mommy, what's a kike?
>>80344541
how do you know they are your kids
>>80344689
Sshhhhh time for shower
I really don't know how I'll do it. I also don't want to give up anime and hentai.
Maybe I'll just keep it locked up in the den?
I really don't want a wife who posts on 4chan or watches anime or hentai. She'd be too degenerate.
I can never get enough of you cucks getting cucked by marriage and especially kids. Getting married is one thing but having kids..? Fuck man u must be really some sort of faggot pedophile to have kids. And a huge dumbass to reproduce nowadays.
Stay cucked desu famalam
>>80344900
This is satire. It has to be
nobody here is THIS much of a walking fedora meme
>>80344090
I have a social life and good friends now and still come here, if I actually find a girl who I can hold a good conversation with and marry and reproduce I'll still come here.
>>80344893
Ppl who think starving works have clearly never experienced enough starvation to know it doesnt work. I used to be degenrate and starve myself not only did i permananeyly damage my organs but i picked eatong back up obviously and gaones all the weight.
>>80344893
why not just exercise like any normal human being you fat fuck?
>>80344893
Protip: you'll still need minerals. Take multivitamins. You'll probably also need salt so bring a salt-lick.
>>80344090
>be 40-something oldfag
>shitpost on pol since back in the day
>married with children
>self employed
>raising children to be anti-degenerates
>take family on fun field trips, like Trump rally
life's good, OP is talking out of his ass, like always.
>>80345007
Im not memeing you faggot
>>80345119
Your prolly a faggot father
>>80344893
you're only going to make yourself miserable and you wont get to your goal of losing weight if you're starving yourself. Just go to /fit/ and read the FAQ
>>80344090
>lives in a generation that eats, breathes, and sleeps social media
>you need to stop internet posting if you want to be kewl leik me
an hero.
>>80345245
I'm an awesome father, I always do cool shit with them like outdoors stuff, riding bikes, roller skating, canoeing, hiking, take them to Disney, the beach, all that shit. My kids fucking love me and there's no better feeling in the world then when you have the unconditional love of your children.
>>80345439
Your kida hate you and your wife fuck Cesar when you went on vacation
>>80345439
Say I'm at the ice skating rink with my kids, I can still watch them and shit post on my phone at the same time. It's called multitasking. "Great skating, junior!", "gas the kikes and lynch the niggers, race war now!"
>>80344090
GF but no kids (yet)
>>80345588
>checked
I would beat her fucking ass into next fucking week. She knows better. If she ever cheated on me, there would be three hits: me hitting her; her hitting the concrete; and the ambulance hitting 70 on the way to the hospital.
>>80345257
Do /fit/ anon if you have the time, can literally make a 3/10 fatass go to at least a 8 in their eyes as long as you ain't butt ugly.
>>80345786
don't wait to have kids, don't put it off. Your parents wont be around forever. You want to have kids while your parents are still young enough to be good grandparents and help babysit and buy stuff for them.
RED PILL
The longer you put off having kids, the less time you and your parents will have to share with them on this planet.
>>80344166
dubs checked
fpbp, etc...
>>80344090
typing this one handed as I hold my baby with the other
>>80344090
I have already paid for an Indian womb and a Danish egg, and have a spare room for an au pair when the baby is born.
Problem solved. No I'm not joking.
>>80344090
What year is it again?
>>80344893
>implying that will do anything positive.
>>implying you'd actually go more than 4 days without eating
topkek
>>80344188
post pics
>>80346276
>white people.jpg
>>80344090
How would you know if you don't have kids and a wife yourself?
Slide thread.
sage
>>80344090
The World is heading for a massive population drop, and serious conflict. This is a good thing. Humanity is a cancer on Nature. If I had children, they would just become pawns in ZOGs worthless plan. Our money is literally paper, and the Jew-Masons own everything already. Also, women are beyond crazy these days. They are mostly greedy stupid Pigs.
I imagine it'd be fucking lonely at some point without at least knowing you've had a kid, but man, all of that work and money.
Who wants a family when you can take part in the upcoming race war.
Yes. I also plan on erasing all my browser history. I will tell no one all the horrible shit I saw on here. It will be my secret, to use for me alone.
I won't be recognizing any of you in real life, but just to let you know, I'll be with you in spirit. You won't see me, you won't hear me, but I'll be there my friends.
>>80344090
I usually fantasize about conquering the world
>>80344090
Married, one kid. My wife is a housemaker, I'm the sole income provider. Happy with my work, etc. Still here.
>>80344090
You realize that most of us are unmarried and childless because a wife and child mean we can't spend all our free time shitposting on a Canary Islander's Master Cleanse advice forum, right?
>>80344090
>You do realize you're going to have to stop being an internet addict if you want to form a family, right?
I'm thinking the opposite.
I'm going to have to EXPLOIT the internet in order to raise a family.
I will need to keep an eye on /pol/ in my field of study and eventual expertise.
/pol/ is unique, it's a magnet for uncovering corruption in our system.
And I aim to repair the system at least.
I want to have children AND build a lifestyle that is able to make them grow in a positive way. I will probably show them /pol/ one day, but will make sure they don't get funny ideas.
