Hello, Earthlings. It is me again. Some time ago, i went onto this website, maybe not specifically this board
>quite honestly i forget
To ask you fine ladies and gentlemen all about what this planet is like and what is happening currently, however last time i got some quite vulgar responses, and my commanding officers were not pleased. But excuse me now, it seems to be that i'm rambling on
Now would you fine folks mind telling me the fold?
Generally role play threads are made to be believable.
first we need proofs that you're an ayy lmao
>>80328948
Learn to greentext first
trump will rise
clinton will be imprisoned
kek wills it
>>80328948
Just fuck us up, senpai.
>>80328948
Gas the Greys!
Earth War Now!
>>80328948
Ayy lmao
>>80329052
>first we need proofs that you're an ayy lmao
inb4 OP requests clarification as to what an "ayy lmao" is.
>>80328948
What do you think of Jews?
>>80329052
Oh of course, i'm so sorry, how can i prove it? Oh! how about i describe my own peoples history, and our old home-planet? Would that suffice, my good chum?
>>80328948
>American flag
>Tell me about your country
>Speaks English
>>>/x/
Also fuck off, we're full
>>80328948
Fuck off back to Alpha Centauri, space nigger.
Commander how should we make first contact with the earthlings?
Let's shitpost on 4chan
ok
>>80329301
Photographic imagery of your technology would instantly prove it.
>>80329339
Well you see my good chum, in order to receive an internet connection, i'd need a way to get on. So the simplest way would be for us to emulate a router connection, this system that i believe we're using describes that we're in the united states, and is At&t
>>80328948
I monitor these boards regularly. I am from the Western Quadrant of the Intergalactic Confederation and I've never seen you here before.
>>80329199
>>80329643
ມະນຸດຕ່າງດາວ ແມ່ນສະເຫມີໄປ ມ່ວນຊື່ນ
>>80328948
Ayy lmao
>>80329591
I'm so sorry, but i cannot provide you photography of our tech. The trouble i would get in would be so intense, i would be punished with double-death, but i am allowed to describe some of our most intense technology. For one, i will explain to you our mode of transportation.
As our people have found, you cannot move matter as fast as the speed of light, you are able to move it to the speed of 99.9999742621% of the total speed. But no more. How we actually move is by literally bending reality, kind of like a piece of paper. Right over our location to the location we're trying to get to! Amazing technology, no?
>>80330000
wow fuck you
>>80330160
Its a concept that we have scientists looking at, how about military tech and compare to ours.
ayy lmao wuz Gucci in space n shiet nigga
>>80330000
Ayyyy
>>80330160
Is it true that Men Are From Mars and women Are From Venus
>>80328948
Can I come live with you, on your ship or on your world? I'll subject myself to any tests you like. Earth is not for me.
>>80329643
Ah hello there! I am from a planet from the solar system known as TRAPPIST-1. according to my records our solar system is at war with yours but i honestly do not want any trouble. This is a science vessel. And we mean no harm to anyone. Maybe a couple cows. That was a joke with a common stereotype of aliens killing cows, a joke.
>>80330561
I'm afraid we cannot. Our species breath carbon monoxide. Which i believe is extremely harmful to your kind. I humbly apologize
>>80330647
>Joke
who are the niggers doing pic related?
also
>>80330311
>>80328948
Go back to chinkland.
>>80329199
Nice
>>80330311
Quite honestly. For regular hand-held weapons, our kind mostly use combustion firearms not unlike the kind your people use.
>>80330647
Scanning your vessel now. Maintain your position.
Got any cool pron? None of that degenerate interspecies shit though.
>>80328948
Ayy space nigga, We wuz kings n'shit
>>80330912
When i said it's a joke, i did not say it doesn't happen. Our species personally do not physically interact with species, at least not drastically. The species that likely did it is a species of beings from Kepler-186f. They're kind of like, "if you'll pardon my language" the niggas of the universe. They don't care what they do
>>80331084
Yes, my good chum
>>80331494
How does cum float in space?
>>80331851
>Implying ayys have cum like that
Better off asking Buzz Aldrin in a letter or in person.
>>80331851
I wouldn't know for sure. Most likely amost exactly like water
>>80331924
Don't aliens take seminal samples?
fuck off space niggers, we're full
>>80328948
You have come to a planet that lacks intelligence.
>>80331973
Can I anal probe you for a change?
>>80331539
No humanoid life forms aboard. This is good. Why have you entered this Quadrant? The Terrans are destroying themselves, we must not intervene. Our's is observer status.
Can you give me some of that alien technology?
Also, what are some threats facing our galaxy rn?
>>80328948
Do you guys have fettucini alfredo?
>>80332010
We don't usually physically interact with other planets
Fun fact: most planets that have complex life-forms have at LEAST one cognitive/intelligent species
Can you give me a lift to Neptune?
>>80332423
Is a race like Saiyans real?
I want to leave this gay earth.
This creature in the beak post is not known to the pods of the fifth appendages most icy of suckers.
My Earth brothers, I look forward to joining with you soon to crush the space collectivists.
There are tasty fish going out with the tide and I must go. Leave a netbook in the surf my brothers.
>>80328948
Do you know of kek?
હું ઘણી વાર આ બોર્ડ દેખરેખ રાખે છે અને બહુ-બ્રહ્માંડ ની અંદર એક અલગ બ્રહ્માંડ છું. શું અપ પર તમારા બ્રહ્માંડમાં છે?
>>80332251
1: not at the moment. I've saved your Location, in the future we may give you something neat.
2: we do have eco-terrorists destroying life cycles, and creating unstoppable viruses. But we're working on ending that. Earth is special, and yoy are all under special surveilance. We won't let outside factors destroy you. We can only step in to stop unnatural things, like nuclear exchanges, or natural things as well, like meteors, if they could mean the complete extinction of earth. I apologize
Have any niggers?
>>80329378
Name a better place to come in contact without causing mass hysteria?
>>80332922
Topkek, no? I have seen photos, it is a plastic-wrapped snack, this photo here, right?
What are the most highly advanced star systems in the galaxy?
Also, is there any species in the universe like Alien, that is completely lacking any remorse and is just the stuff of nightmares?
>>80329378
Just between you and me, my good chum
>i said the exact same fucking thing
>>80330160
so...a wormhole. Folding spacetime thus not breaking physics?
>>80332951
ບໍ່ໄດ້ ຂອງ ແປກ
>>80333217
I'm fairly certain, that there are races, that have the emotional capacity of cells, completely unremorseful, and no sense of right or wrong, and their only goal is to spread their genes
>>80329167
please, don't be disrespectful to this otherworldly visitor
he is not yet familiar with our strange and alien culture
>>80333422
Please answer
>>80332781
>>80333154
you got it
>>80331494
Seen any pyramids floating about out there? I wanna know if the mad bastards pulled it off
>>80333306
No, actually we don't use a wormhole. They put you down in random places of the universe. The universe actually has an invisible grid, like an x,y plane. If you set off a fusion detonation, on specific spots of the grid, you can fold the space time. It's an unanswered mystery of how it works, but it does
Roleplay threads are gay as fuck
>>80333422
I have observed this behavior among thebless aggressive of the Terran's Negroid population. ▪▪▪ ■■ ▪▪▪
>>80332781
No,
The correct derogatory for this situation is "fuck off filthy weaboo" correct?
>>80333596
If there was, why would anyone take you seriously?
>>80329282
A tragedy, world war 2 was
>>80328948
>ayyy lmao
>white
>>80333828
Can you get me some space drugs?
>>80334126
That is not my people, my good chum. That is a regular photo i took off the google search results.
>>80332988
So, why didn't you stop the US from Nuking Japan?
>>80334221
No.
What do aliens think about fat fags who roleplay on /pol/ for attention?
>>80333828
ayy lmao, you answered me finally.
>>80332988
Interesting... Are planets like Earth common? What is your opinion on how we as a species treat the environment, the animals and each other? How can we do better?
>>80334337
Why not? You aliums are supposed to smoke weed but we can't have any of your stash?
>>80334274
For one, at that time of world war 2 our people were not there. But we would not have interacted anyway, as it did not threaten earth as a whole.
>>80333828
How realistic is Stargate SG-1?
>>80328948
GAS THE XENOS RACE WAR NOW
>>80334462
Our people had to leave our country as we mined our planet, and we did many things not unlike the things your kind do, but much worse and at a much bigger extent. You're doing much better than the majority of cognitive races. That doesn't mean you're doing good though
>>80334762
Selfie pls
Kill the global elite or fuck off.
>>80334498
Portals like that are a thing, but we realized that the being going through won't be the same conciousness goibg out, every time you go through, you die, get deconstructed, then reconstructed the exact same way. Then a thing that looks and acts exactly like the thing that entered comes out alive.
>>80335008
Always suspected as much.
>>80328948
Do an AMA on reddit please its like the most popular thing on the earth planet!
I would like to know honestly about this whole black lives matter situation. Why are people rioting in the streets?
>>80335557
BLM is an excuse for niggers to nig, "cuz dey dindu nuffin."
>>80330160
Very primitive. When will you be using EMG fields to transfer into the parallel Astral plane for your travel and manufacturing needs like the rest of the tier 2 and 1 civilizations?
>>80335708
I beg your pardon? I don't understand
>>80335557
an inherent sense of entitlement in their communities and brainwashing by Jewish media coupled with a genetic predisposition to violence
>>80328948
hello mr ayy lmao
here is all you need to know about the current situation in the continent of "africa"
http://rubycalaber.com/WildestDreamsDeWhiteWashed.mp4
>>80335557
sub-human blacks are being told they're discriminated against. No one told them that their genes are all fucked up, which why they're failures. Sad!
>>80328948
how does this picture make you feel ?
Tell me about your mother?
>>80335742
Oh i see, you're one of those people. Our mode of transportation is perfect, it's cheaper, safer and easier.
>>80328948
what do you know of Nibiru or whatever approaching us? aside from probable catastrophic weather what more can we expect?
>>80330160
ayy lmao
Are your women hot or grotesque but still hot? Is it possible to have sex with aliens like you?
>>80330160
>>80328948
What memes have you to offer?
Our god demands tribute
>>80336140
There is actually a large, actually massive object that could change it's course toward your planet. That is planet threatening, and we can intervene in that situation
>>80336363
yes please and thank you.
Our planet has a group of people that are trying to enslave the others and stopping us from having peaceful technology to live decent lives.
>they are sacrificing infants to dark gods also.
>>80336219
Likely to your kind, they look like aliens. To us, beautiful
I've always wondered about alium religious beliefs. do you guys believe in an omnipresent God or an afterlife?
>>80336363
No, no, please don't do that, we need Happenings.
>>80336562
I'd like to apologize, but that we cannot change. I am so incredibly sorry. If it were up to me those "sand niggers" would be atomic ash. But it isn't, and is against the law
>>80336694
this is one of the evil ones.
>>80336631
Good point. In your culture, how do you attract women to be your mate? Is there a Chad, Stacy, or those beta losers too?
These roleplay threads just aren't any good.
Someone is pretending to be intelligent enough to learn a completely alien language, but they're not intelligent enough to write anything of substance.
An alien species would have thousands of years of history of philosophy and science, they'd have millions of books. They would have read about philosophical ideas that we haven't even heard of.
If I visited an alien planet and I just spoke about Socrates it would probably be fascinating to the alien species.
If I drew a pictures, any picture, it would be mind blowing to the aliens.
If I just posted a meme on an ayy lmao board everyone on that planet would fully believe that I am a genuine alien.
Why can't you roleplayers try harder?
You little creeps think you have it all figured out with your Jew and banker conspiracies. As it turns out, you haven't even scratched the surface.
Did you know there are more than 200 alien species controlling every aspect of our lives?
>>80336753
its orders from hillary clinton also hillary and bill clinton demand to be taken and dropped into a neutron star.
>>80336340
Oh of course! How rude i am! Here you are, my good chum
>>80336914
>>80336916
they said to drop them in no matter what and come report back to me.
>>80328948
How'd you get a US ISP you greyfag space nigger.
>>80336914
"Space law", my good sir
We too have intergalactic laws we must follow
>>80337050
Land in my Backyard.
>also stop the big thing while your at it.
>>80335008
>implying that consciousness is an actual thing
??? thought you spaceniggers were supposed to be advanced. 2 beings with the exact same materials used and shape will think the exact same way because they are the exact same
>>80336916
See that board? You can shitpost on it
>>80337119
Globalist fucking faggot kike. Intergalactic law my ass.
>>80335943
>Sad!
stop the meme, he's just trying to make his opinion clear. making fun of an abused presidential candidate. Sad!
>>80337119
>>80337122
come land in my back yard and please explain space law to me.
>alternatively beam me up to the ship.
>>80336363
I hope so. it'll be here in a few months..ONE Nasa tech FINALLY confirmed its coming in a recent interview after numerous amateur and "uncredited" star gazers warned us its been coming for years...
>>80337065
Our vessel emulates a system that resembles an internet connection running At&t. So we can connect to most websites without censorship
>>80336855
mr ayy, why is this guy such a cunt?
>>80335985
Producing a simple, focused electromagnetic field and nullifying gravitons for a negative mass result that allows atomic phasing through to a microverse of pure mental energy that can be used to freely move and manufacture anything is too costly and unsafe for you? Really?
I can hook an iron rod with copper wire wrapped around it to a transformer on a telephone pole and focus the waves through a crystal bulb for exactly 3.3 minutes and do it safely.
What's stopping you?
>>80328948
fold, what a pleasant word.
But taking a guess at what you meant, I believe the fold would be the mainstream media and the political circus designed to distract us from anything relevant, like fulfilling a mandate to live among the stars in a post scarcity utopia. I'd like to think we have that potential but as we reach the end of another civilizatin cycle I'm not sure what form of humankind will come out the other side because of the crude cultural and genetic eugenics being carried out by the insane with the help of the dumb.
>>80335557
Your going to get a lot of different opinions on that subject. But around here most opinions will be negative towards black people; a lot of /pol/ has an irrational hatred for anything that isn't white.
Basically the black lives matter group feel that black people have been systematically mistreated by law enforcement and feel that society has for the most part ignored the problems black people face. There side is not without merit as there are many documented cases of police brutality. Unfortunately there demands go to far and they consistently discredit themselves by doing things that could be considered just as bad and even mistreating innocent white people or cops in turn.
Will I ever get to meet you guys in my lifetime?
>>80328948
Tits or GTFO
>>80337307
I am an alien
>>80337297
just fuck off, space nigger. You were told that we're full.
>>80330160
what about pornogrophy. do you have alien pornogrophy?
>>80336902
Irrelevant. You're a battery because you're ignorant. Expand your wisdom and open your Eye. You will be able to free yourself.
>>80333700
What, so nuking two different parts of the universe folds them in?
>>80328948
Fuck off space nigger, we're full.
You can crash on the moon if you want.
>>80331442
nigga, dis muh earf, u bess back da fuk uuupp
>>80337511
No. First, we don't use an atomic blast, we use a fusion explosion. And you only need one. We don't quite understand how it works but it does
>>80328948
FUKKEN XENOS
THE IMPERIUM TRIUMPHS
>>80328948
Why is your flag from us? And not some other shit m8
>>80337397
1: well, yes. Blacks have been systematically opressed by police for. a long time, but for good reason. Look at this graph, quite self explanatory
2: most likely yes in your lifetime. Minimum 5 years. Maximum time is 30. Stay alive for me
>>80337931
I've posted several times before why that is. Please look through my previous posts. It explains
>>80337957
Oh excuse me, i forgot to put in the photo
>>80338146
How the hell do you have a phone in your spaceship? Also, how do you attract alien women? Is there a Chad, Stacy, or beta losers? How do you guys have sex and reproduce?
>>80328948
I have one more question..
I heard recently earth "nuked" the moon recently and supposedly destroyed an alien base..do you know why? Politics?
>>80338146
Led Zeppelin stole every single one of their good songs
>>80333828
Can you turn me into a full fledged cute girl mister ayylien?
>>80337371
Trust me, my good chum. Believe it or not your kind are one of the fastest races to create a "stable" government. Your kind are special. Don't forget that. Your kind have the capability to do amazing things
Aliens aren't real you're a demon and when Jesus returns you will bow before him.
>>80338285
We reproduce the same way your kind do. Through the insertion of the male genitalia into the female genitalia
>>80338627
How do you get that screenshot? Do you have a phone in your ship or you stole it while probing an unconscious human you abducted?
>>80338788
Neither. Found it on google searches
>watching humans pretending to be aliens online
>>80338568
Demons aren't real they're aliens and when alien Jesus returns Humans will bow to him.
>>80338482
That does depend. Do you have a penis Or ever had a penis in your lifetime?
>>80338951
Spotted the NOAA/IPCC shill.
>>80330810
What do you exhale?
>>80338627
Discuss sexuality. Do have homosexuals? Ayy trannies?
>>80338990
I have a penis, but with your technology that should not matter right?
I trust in you aylians
>>80338990
So how well would bullets work against your kind?
>>80339123
Oxygen
![fight3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ny8pGer.jpg "fight3[1].jpg")
>>80338627
Human / Alien porn when?
>>80328948
What's up based ayy lmao? I remember you from last time.
>>80339212
If you have a penis i can't help you
I'm an alien not a miracle worker faggot, my good chum
>>80329301
It's a start. Please also describe your reproductive organs and rituals so we can have a greater understanding of your species.
>>80339228
Probably quite well
Please don't fire upon my vessel however
>>80339268
tell me on a 1-10 rating
how much into freaky hentai porn lvl would i be in for if i attempted to fuck one of your women?
>>80339504
What do you think of Trump?
>>80339504
What do you think of Darpa and its robots?
>>80339504
What happens if earth launched a nuke and targeted your ship? Are you guys gonna retaliate?
>>80339566
A good 2-10
>>80339679
What would likely occur is we'd disintegrate the warhead, and back away from the planet
>>80339685
was kinda hoping for a 6.
so are you guys basically the blue monkey things from avatar or something
>>80339772
what do you look like, biologically
>>80339772
How could you guys disintegrate the warhead? How about if we developed a way to launch a nuke without the use of propellant? Have you had sex with alien women and some earth women?
i mean if most of every other alien we run into is fuckable for us were gonna be total space sluts.
>>80339268
if life on your planet exhales oxygen is there no way to gather enough to let the man have a a home there for a while? surely there are ways to pull enough of it out of the air. or depending on how advanced your tech is you can basically synthesize it
>>80328948
get the fuck out of my earth spacenigger
CIA here Urrblak get back into the fucking test facility and off of /pol/
![captain_kirk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2BcHJd3.jpg "captain_kirk[1].jpg")
>>80340106
Hell yeah!
>>80339772
Was Kyle Odom's story true and if so are you the species of alien that he came into contact with?
>>80340232
I would accept wearing a breathing apparatus, or being genetically or cybernetically altered in any ways necessary to function.
Tila?
>>80340497
dude first contact is gonna be so under handed with us asking about biological data to see if we can fuck them without outright asking them that they will think we want to make a virus or something.
>>80338485
we're good with tools and puzzles because we're lazy and want to do the least for the maximum amount of effort. When you couple that with a culture that teaches discipline and a sense of pride over a shared purpose and you get a scary amount of progress. or something. Between 3 and 4 am I get weird.
>>80340719
same.
more than anything I wish I didn't have crohns and awsn't such a sickly enemic fuck apathetic with the world.
but hey, at least I have my cantonese napkin comics.
>>80340719
so then why answer there is no way if the solution is relatively simple?
>>80330810
You sure your not just on the internet lieing?
>>80341171
pretty sure he is if my incredulity is right. It's usually right but you never know when a light will shine through a cloud of ignorance and illuminate your world to new possibilities.
Algae and oil is so 2016
What's a better energy source?
How about you Illuminate us, clearly your technology is compatible enough to send us information, provide some more solid video/picture evidence perhaps some videos of the landscapes on your planet, that would be awesome! some city pictures would cool
Since when you alines got aware of us humans?
Canyou leave something nice for me aswell maybe an exosuit that make me a superhero and that i can fight crime haha please?
>>80330160
The whole point of bending space is to circumvent the speed of light speed limit
two options
A)go back to >>>/x/
or B) kill yourself
>>80342362
Besides that, Event Horizon came out 19 years ago. It's a little hard to have your mind blown when the technology has already been spoilered.
>>80328948
Aliens are demons and fallen angels.
>>80342816
Mexico coming in with the killer punch!
i wonder if the poster is just some person or if they can actually post to 4 chan now, scary thought.
Fuck off space niggers, we're full
You can crash on the moon if you want
>>80330160
Shit roleplay. You can move faster than light. Stop watching interstellar faggot
>>80329212
space war you fucking retarded faggot autist
>>80330160
Is the EM Drive and it's ability to warp space-time legit?
>>80328948
Do you believe that we will one day reach the stars like you have?
>>80338959
That's fine I'm down with it.
>BRING FLOOD
>>80339772
How did your species overcome the limitations of your physical bodies in order to spend extended periods of time in space? Also how do you protect yourselves from solar radiation?
>>80332423
Can you please kill all the kikes, especially George Soros. Help liberate humanity! Bring Hitler back to life and make him our fuhrer. We will purge you last if you do.
Greetings OP,
I'm a Gray alien hybrid, my ancestors the Gray alien race come from the Zeta Reticulli star system. Clones are made, there are no female Grays.
>>80345049
>There are no female grays
There are female human/gray hybrids though.
>>80342816
z1
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w4
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t1
s2
r3
q4
p5
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a1
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UFO = 666 inb4 /x/
>>80345854
true
>>80328948
>I went onto this website
Cletus please go to bed, you have so many beers to drink tomorrow and you need your rest so you can scream nigger at the tv.
>>80328948
>No mystery flag
Why are you even trying?
Is it possible for you to "abduct" me in the following days? I am really interested in sharing our culture, history and memes with you.
>>80349598
Also, on a scale from 1 to 10, how correct the Paranormal board /x/ is?
>>80328948
hello role playing faggot
greetings from planet earth.
please kill yourself. Hanging is probably best if you do not posses a firearm.
Please fuck off and die, thanks
