NORTH KOREA JUST LAUNCHED A FUCKING MISSLE
>>80323160
no jussis, no piece, no rassis, po lease
>>80323160
proof or fuck off
>>80323160
>wherearetheproofs.gif
It's real
>>80323160
Oh shit waddup?
One of their test launches actually managed to not explode on the launchpad? I'm impressed.
>>80323160
We ww3 now.
>>80323160
Let me know if this one works, I'll be napping.
-H
>>80323160
they launch a missile probably every day
if anything was coming for us, you'd know it
source
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36753335
>>80323160
North Korea launches missiles all year long just to fuck with people, unless it hits an actual city it doesn't mean shit
I hate NK, they're really just talk
Some more proof
>>80323160
>mfw it's real
bring it on gooks
Not kidding CNN is talking about this. They calling this breaking news kek
>>80323160
this is true, im in japan right now and i can see it fromp ovr here, it doesnt look good faggots
goodspeed
>>80323160
Can comfirm, i saw it...
>>80323160
If it's headed for the US, I hope it lands square in the middle of a BLM protest. Imagine the outrage at asians then!
>>80323836
oh shit nigga...
https://youtu.be/V1eFhUMSJ9s?t=3
>select boats...
>>80323579
Oh my god.
>>80323993
>>80324015
>>80324019
In the name of KEK, make it so.
>>80323160
How could this happen?!?! The UN told them they weren't allowed to launch any missiles! Just wait till the UN issues a strongly worded statement. That'll show em
>>80323993
Haha. Damn buddy. You guys got shafted. 2 nukes now eh? Good lunk lol
SO MANY HAPPENINGS
I wouldn't care if the US got nuked if it weren't becouse most of the internets is there
LONG DONG COMFIRMED
>>80323579
>>80323836
Why do they always test fire missiles?
What is the problem with them being able to test their own missile tech?
>>80324019
KEK godspeed
>>80324336
Difies sanctions
>>80324429
Didn't SK just get THAAD too?
>>80324429
Well... How'd the test go, did they work?
>>80324395
Leads to future development of icbm
>>80323160
I FUCKING LOVE 2016
>>80324429
Haha I'm just picturing a Korean saying "difies sanctyions"
>>80324336
I know you dont have any Subs, but you have to make sure it works before you nuke yourself.
>>80324395
They could get close to what we have. Our tech is still 70's level for ICBM and SSBN. they could catch up quick but they wouldnt be able to field our numbers. still a single strike on SF would bring the house of cards down.
>>80324526
RARE
Kek will make it fail
>>80324520
Talking about it, china is butthurt though
>>80324243
>Mfw Jeb! does his own tweets.
>>80324613
NEW
>>80323160
It'll probably land in the middle of the Japan sea if it can even get that far.
>>80324526
Hello fellow ice nigger.
>>80324336
RARE
A
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>>80324526
This one did.... most of the time they dont
>>80324572
Haha, imagine you laughing holding a cheeseburger
what a wild ride
>>80324658
What is stopping best korea from getting it?
Like what is the big deal about having a missile defense system when NK is constantly testing them to use on you?
>>80323160
> SHIEEEEEEEEEET
>>80324612
We don't have, but Danes come by every once in a while, heard something about the russians too, apparantly they get close every once in a while.
>>80324763
Practice makes perfect
>>80323160
>>80323291
>>80323293
>>80323375
>>80323511
>ermawgerd, idz habbening
They launch missiles all the time, kys. It's hard to tell where the memes end and the genuine retardation begins on this board.
>>80323479
Lol.
SO MANY HAPPENINGS POL
>>80325095
A neat thing about the SSBN missile is that it never gets wet durrning launch because the fuel is dry. The skin in porus and the tube is filled with N2 so that it rides the bubble up to the surface then fires the engine.
The engineering for this shit is mind blowing.
>>80325109
>ermawgerd
>>80324019
They'd still blame it on whitey.
>>80324908
Oi.
Don't talk shit about the national burger mate.
So how far can the missle go before they are fucked?
>>80325535
You have a yank flag but talk with an accent of a brit.
>>80325849
They're fucked
>>80325397
>A neat thing about the SSBN missile is that it never gets wet durrning launch because the fuel is dry.
That's pretty neat.
>it never gets wet durrning launch because the fuel is dry.
This can also be applied to describe someone's sex life, which also makes SSBN even more neat.
>>80324908
posting in a Kim Jong Un thread.
Great. It's gonna fall straight into the ocean if a SAM or a fighter doesn't take it out first.
>>80324198
boldly you sought the power of KEK...
>>80323375
uhfstxfwrvpb73qq I say again, rqrsrjs7pm7pqhddfsr3nlxqhuhfstxfwrvpb73qq
SIR
It failed
GG
>>80327211
>failed
PRAISE BE!
>>80323981
maybe they want to divert attention from the dindu uprising.
so i guess disaster canceled? they just went back to their normal broadcasting
>>80328078
Not everything is to divert attention. North Korea launching a missile is actual news on par with dindu uprisings
If they spend all of tomorrow speculating on North Korea and sweep the dindus under the rug, then they're diverting attention
>>80323160
FUCK YA I HOPE IT HITS MY ANUS AND I CUM REAL BIG
KEK WILLS IT
>>80328558
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOff by 3
>>80324752
This scream bloody gore skeleton meme is great
From a sub? That means they can strike American mainland now. They are about to get fucked up.
당신의 강 조랑말의 피가 흐른다
NK could bomb us at any time and no one would believe you if you said it was going to happen
NK could even bomb your house and no one believe you
>>80324526
kek identifies you are a rare pokemon
>>80323160
Sub launched fail.
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0ZP02U
>>80328780
Google translate:
>River flows in the blood of your pony
>>80328780
>flag
how
>>80329288
It's Kim you new fag, he posts on /pol/
nothing is happening they have nukes no country will fight them
>>80326313
>>80328780
>tfw you know Kim lurks here.
>>80329580
>implying North Korean nukes can't be neutralized with a first strike and conventional missile defense
That possible Chinese alliance protects them more than the nukes
>>80329260
Lold
>>80323160
Fuck you dude this is fake and gay!!!!!!!
>>80323160
>NK having nukes
>implying Kim isn't comfy in bed in front of multiple TV screens watching the unfurling race war
>>80328780
Is this you?
>>80325397
They use old school soviet subs. They still have to surface to fire.
>>80328816
underrated post.
>>80330825
I dont know of any russian sub they sell that would be able to fire a missile. If they retro fit a kilo, maybe but there is a serious size constraint that would limit range. more than likely it would be a type 94.
so I guess... proofs?
>>80323160
K. Let me know when it hits something.
>>80331247
hang on cia were waiting on cnn
t. bush
>>80331797
Former MT here. Knowing this used to be my job.
>>80331990
whoa, whoa whoa.
What was life like down in a sub? I'm on the fence about joining the navy because i never speak to any sub guys.
>>80331990
definitely on the spectrum
>>80324336
Because they're shit and fail a lot
>>80333344
Its living version of hell. No sun, limited O2, shit food. There become a law of the conservation of happiness.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Law%20of%20Conservation%20of%20Happiness
I woulnt trade what I went through and did for anything, it made me what I am, but it sucked. what rate are you looking at going in to?
>>80333450
More than likely.
>>80334132
so life on a sub sucks... food is my main concern. i am a person who likes eating. what is the food like? what does the sub smell like and did you ever just want to look outside a window and you couldn't?
>>80334132
and also i'm not sure, I don't want to sound like a remf or anything but i want to find something cushy because i'm 24 and feel that i am no longer acceptable shelf life type stuff for anything high speed related
>>80323160
I was there AMA
>>80334000
They have a lot in common in with Romania.
>>80334453
>food.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4170479/submarine-cuisine/?#sp=show-clips
>smell.
>amine
a bit like a mix between sour milk, gunpowder and old clothes. It never comes out of any cloth it somes in contact with as well.
>windows
48" lcd tv with camera attached to the scope
>video taken from my station, USS Ohio (726)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YumfR8e1YrI
>>80334568
Any mil job other than Yeoman will not be cushy. Even then, you will probably get blue-to-greened in to something stupid.
>>80326609
Actually all you need is a slingshot to knock no missiles down. Well,stern words work too.
>>80324658
China is in a constant state of butthurt.
why are you freaking out? they launch missiles everyday
>>80335260
no kidding, damn. so hows food on the aircraft carriers or destroyers?
do they have those military police guys on the ships?
>>80335260
Bro, how can you not like the smell of cat piss while you're eating pillows for midrats yet again? Or the constant headache cause us a gangers have the scrubbers down for maintenance for the 8th time that month so CO2 is riding steadily higher?
>>80336395
worse
>>80336484
burners are on, and I just rang your bell, the fuck you gonna do wrench monkey? Go clean the snake pit and fix my zarf
>>80336729
Shove aforementioned wrench so far up your ass it comes out your mouth and we use you as the new speed socket for the drain pump strainers you goddamn pussy ass coner
TOO MANY HAPPENINGS AT ONCE, MAKE IT STOP
>>80328780
Hi Kim. Big fan. What's your favorite cheese?
>>80336996
>coner
Im a fucking tweener you diesel bitch. Talk to me again when you rub your nuts on a W74
>What boat, tho?
>>80337271
Fuck, I ment W76
my bantz is slipping and my trim and drain drawings are getting sloppy
Sanctus Kekus te adoramus
Qui Romæ tam veneratus
Et Italiæ tam laudatus
Semper gloriæ tibi damus.
Si venisti, aut per mare,
Aut Ægypto in clara arena
Non curamus: gratia plena
Domandamus nobis dare.
Et tumultum nos oramus
Qui de bello sine pace
Totum orbum in fornace
Jacule per moto manus.
>>80337271
Tweener? The fuck is zarf too? No longer in, got out two years back from an East coast GN
>>80323160
and failed. Why won't China let us wipe them out?
wtf I hate north korea now
>>80324015
O shit
>>80331247
Kilo can use the 34-54 Klub using tubes along with a few other missile systems. Now ICBM's are a different story.
>>80337778
FL or GA?
I was on OH and got to play with MI. Did you get any SEAL missions?
zarf is the cup holders in control. They do hold the KOA 64 oz coffee mugs though so they are pretty cool.
I got out in 09. Took me about a year to adjust to thinking that everything is not trying to kill me. still have metal in my knee and my hand from the "ohydro" incident.
>also, agangers are pretty awesome, thanks for holding that bitch together.
>>80334453
Not a submariner, but I've heard the food on subs is actually quite good beacuse there's literally nothing to fucking do all day so they may as well give them decent chow.
>>80323160
Fuck this then.
I am #quim4kim now.
>>80338063
Intresting.
I dont think it could carry enough payload to do a ton of damage but if fitted like a GN there could be something to worry about due to kilos still being decently hard to track.
>>80338393
Its not bad, but I got really tired of oatmeal real fast.
>>80323160
FUCK I live near SF, which is probably their first target. If I live I will personally rape North Korea
>>80323528
I'm sleepy too. GN anon. Stay comfy my friend.
Well I'm not dead so fuck off OP.
>>80323546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US3mb5JDUWw
>>80323579
Failed immediately. Poor NK. They're like SK's retarded cousin.
>>80324526
Do people live in Greenland? Because that's stupid.
>>80328780
>당신의 강 조랑말의 피가 흐른다
>River flows in the blood of your pony
DEATH TO BRONIES!
You guys know if NK ever gets missiles that work it just means the world has to trade with them n shit right? They're not going to randomly nuke people.
>>80338897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmYtnjDZzb0
>>80338203
FL. Can't confirm or deny on 4chan.
Fuck driving though, so goddamn boring. Every watch in control was fucking stupid.
Ohydro incident?
Yeah, that and every civilian not knowing how to operate a valve, hang a tag, or have sauce for torque specs or any kind of general knowledge. Procedures are an alien concept to these people
North Korea strong!
>>80339589
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/07/09/asia-pacific/seoul-says-north-korea-test-fires-submarine-launched-missile/
>>80339300
it means we set up more missiles to shoot down their missiles and laugh while they live in poverty
>>80339586
>ohydro
some fucking civy reversed the flow on the hydro headers and it plumped up like a sausage.some of our missile hydrolics ruptured and I caught some metal. Doc, as usual, was too drunk to pull it our so its still in me and I have to explain it to the TSA every time I fly.
I get the silence. There are things I would be V& for the rest of my life that went on while I was onboard.
Were you out of Diago? did you like it? I spent a fuck ton of time in Guam and I love the island but the navy ruined it.
>>80340361
Pretty much.
>>80339300
NK's isolation is self-imposed breh.
We welcome trading with them since it would do nothing other than undermine the cult of personality they call a government.
