http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Click this link and it will take you to a page where it decides your power, post what it is and see if you're any use of joining the new established /pol/ KKK, where our goal is to eradicate Niggers from the western world.
If you're power sucks, you'll have to be killed along with the niggers. Let's play.
>>80321998
Your* Ah, phone trouble.
I think I could do some damage with this.... Right?
I'm Balrog, I've got all the powers.
Mine was failure embodiment
>>80321998
Weak force manipulation
Electro and radioactive control
I think I got one of the most edgiest super powers there is, I honestly challenge someone to find something edgier.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Soul
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgusting_Aura
So pretty nothing changes in my life.
>>80321998
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Memory Vampirism
User can feed of and sustain either themselves or their powers by feeding off the memories of others. Sometimes this may be done to feed a being higher than the vampire itself. This may sometimes result in death to the victim or may be so subtle it is never noticed.
May only be able to feed off certain memories.
â—¾Creatures with this ability may die if they are prevented from feeding for an extended period of time.
Fuckin gay
>>80321998
I got animal telepathy
I guess I can communicate with the niggers now
or I could just tell bears to maul them instead
>>80321998
power to report shitty /b/ tier threads
>>80324408
XD LELELELELELEL SO FUCKING
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Titanium_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I'm the TITANIUM MASTER.
I'm about to go hurricane Katrina on their asses
>>80324579
SIDES ARE LE GONE HOLY SHIT LE FUG LE BENIS LE TIPS LE TIPPY TIP TOP FEDORA WEEWWWW WEW XDD WEW LADY UR MAD BROOOOO UR SOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAADDDD LE IRONY IS THE BEST ESTATE HUMOR XDDD I LOV IRONY
>>80321998
I could probably do a lot of damage with this. Looks like I got lucky.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis
>>80321998
well this thread belongs in /B/.
and i got this http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-God
>Supernatural Priest Training
I'm okay with this.
Dimensional Slicing.
Gtfo back to /b/ kid.
Sage and reported
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_Physiology
>Half angel with powers of a god
Seems about right.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Communication
Follow me children. I will lead you to paradise with blood-stained hands.
>>80324649
I LOV LE BIG BANG THEORY BAZINGA IT KILLS MY LELES I LOVE TACOS I WANT A BIG BLACK TACO
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TOP KEK HERE
TOP KEK THERE
TOP KEK TOP KEK IN YOUR MOM'S ASS
DESIGNATED
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REPLY TO THIS POST OR UR MOMMY GETS YOU NO TENDIES TONIGHT
Holy shit. Literally the god of rock/metal and warping reality.
You may call me... god.
Aquatic Empathy. I'm literally Aquaman, but without the ability to actually command the sea creatures....or breath underwater, or even swim that well since this is me we're talking about. I'm a peasant, landlubbing Aquaman. Fuck.
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolving_Illusions
basically meme magic
praise kek
>>80321998
Particle beam emission
So basically a laser that destroys fucking everything
>>80325406
.....papa? >>80325231
>>80321998
I can hit a nigger from 500 yards with iron sights.
>>80325255
LELELELELELELEL KEKS WILL ENVER ENVER EVER NEVER HAVE LE EDGE LIEK LE ANON PISS ASS GARY xD
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>>80325385
Power via blood
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Augmentation
I am the ubermensch
Fuck yeah
Healing
>>80321998
Russ Case here
I told ya I wouldn't let you down sir
>>80324005
My power (failure embodiment) is the power to fail at everything. My life sucks.
WE FREEDOM NOW KEK BLESS ME
I AM THE MONARCH
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom
>>80325546
BUT YOU CAN ENVER ENVER EVER NEVER SHITPOSTING LIEK ME
*unsheathes katana*
welllllllllll m'goodsir, I think u thought u had me beat for KEK's love benis but wacht this !!!!
*charges up energy*
*goes super sainant*
*raises paw*
hmmmm
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>>80325822
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing?useskin=oasis
Kinetic Energy Absorption.
Pretty legit, aside from not being able to be hurt from physical attacks, I could hand out in the basement and yall could beat me with bats to power the lights.
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Whip_Generation
>Creating whips made of light
>To banish niggers and darkies from my sight
So it is written
>>80326257
>>80325822
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
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*urethra fingerings intensifies*
AND THEN IT GOES INSIDE OUT AND MY BENIS IS LE GONE WEEEEEWWWWW
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Manipulation
>mfw
>>80326469
>le squarepants shit gif thread MEME i love it xP if you don't respond ur mom will dead tonight ^_^
O LOLOLOLOL LE #SBSP #KEK #NIGGERS #BLACKED #CAN'T #STUMP #THE #TRUMP #XDXDXDXD #WEWAZKINETIC
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Era_Manipulation
Don't worry bois I got this
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ash_Attacks
I'm not the hero you want or need but imma make your skin ashy anyways
>>80326474
I heal, deal with it.
>>80327091
BUT I WANTED TO BE HEALED
FIX MY BENIS FOR ME BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE
LIEK LE NIGGERS
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Warping
Jesus wept I'm OP as fuck.
>>80321998
Event Order Manipulation
User can change and manipulate the order of any and all events past, present or future.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Order_Manipulation
I quite like this http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement
>>80327250
I hope you fall on your head off a building. Then I can heal you.
>>80321998
> True-Self Recognition
> The ability to perceive the inner self of oneself and others.
I get to tell who goes into the ovens.
This is going to be fun.
Looks like im a jew. Does this mean I can't be in your club?
>>80321998
>Currency Generation
I'll just see myself to the gas chambers then
>>80321998
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bloodlust_Aura
ALL IS WAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
>Mfw niggers cant nig on me now
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nerve_Regeneration?useskin=oasis
>>80321998
I GET ALL THE POWERS
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy
this hit too close to home....
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotional_Form
Behold I am become Lust, destroyer of boipucci and wrecker of cunts.
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magneto-Graviton_Manipulation
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm literally Magneto
Behold, i carrier of problems, and thus of long term progress
>>80321998
ENHANCED AXEMANSHIP
when you've got some coons on the chopping block I'm your man
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Age_Manipulation
>>80329910
Forgot link
I am literally the winner.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Extension
>mfw
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Exoskeleton
Using the very soil of Africa against them.
Think this is a good one?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Projectile_Enhancement?useskin=oasis
Electric life - the ability to only live through electricity
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation
I can erase this universe and create a newer white only universe.
>>80321998
>Chain Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_Manipulation
not really a super power but ok.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
Wow peace is a weakness
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Mimicry
Heat Transferal master race here!
Time to roast them niggers!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Transferal
>>80321998
I have the power to turn everything dark when I close my eyes, and the power to read my own mind.
Bio-Energy Manipulation
fuckin gg
I'll carry you
>>80321998
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rot_Inducement
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Warping
What kind of gay superpower is this, I just wanted to fly
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Reality
It's done, the Niggers have been removed already.
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>>80331613
Why, you fucking leaf
>>80321998
Stealth Tactics
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence?useskin=oasis
>tfw I'm literally a god of death
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nihilism_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
CRAAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIING IIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pleasure_Manipulation
Nice, I can stop degeneracy
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frankensteinian_Monster_Physiology
>Contaminant Immunity
>Defunct Psychology
>Disease Immunity
>Enhanced Durability/Invulnerability
>Enhanced Endurance
>Pain Suppression
looks like I'm a nigger
>>80321998
>power to project balls of radiation of different sizes and power, also to form protective spheres that orbit around me
Guess all our problems are solved, just nuke the shit out of the opposition
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Valley_Manipulation
Odd but pretty badass. Organic and elemental constructs pertaining to valley materials, amphibian, arachnid, avian, mammal immitation/physiology, manipulation of plants and other environment, etc.
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>Solar Energy Manipulation
If a bunch of those BLM shitheads come around here, all the melanin in the world ain't gonna stop my glorious sun.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slavic_Deity_Physiology
>>80321998
>The user can recall a person's memories by listening to their favorite music. They can perceive the memories of others and create sonograms with the sound to show them the images of their past. Users may also recall how a person felt during the time they listened to that music, giving the user a minor sense of empathy towards their target.
Designated Klan DJ and tormentor what up boys
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Accumulation
>Blacks are the fastest runners
Faster than Usain Bolt
"ice attacks"
Basically freeze shit, shoot ice, make blizzards and general ice manipulation.
... How about I turn the entire African continent into Scandinavia?
>>80334852
When winter comes they will all die, Nice.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Homo_Superior_Physiology?useskin=oasis
I'm Captain Fucking America
Size Manipulation.
Capabilities
The user has complete control over the size of oneself and others, from tiny to absolutely gigantic while retaining their physical proportions, some may be able to alter their density
So I can shrink a BLM protest down and we can go down the street with street sweepers.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Materialization
Fuck, I need to hide.
>>80321998
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Combat
Noice
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortal_Cloning
I am now president of the US -- Forever.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Summoning
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Drink_Mimicry
I can transform myself into any kind of beverage.
>>80327655
This is the most powerful, would group up with
i'll be an anime duude http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Manipulation
>>80335778
fuck off Orochimaru
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Wtf I'm dead with the niggers
>>80321998
>Inspiration inducement
I could be a motivational speaker!
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astronomical_Object_Manipulation
I AM GOD!
>>80336427
>Not evolving into a superior alien form like the Xel'Naga
>>80321998
Liquid Merging? What the fuck is that shit?
Who has a drink I can merge into so you can gulp me and my piss poor luck down?
>>80336648
I guess I would just hunt trap house to trap house.
>>80321998
>weapon-swapping
I'll swap everyone's weapons with dildos
>>80336582
Well, nevermind. demi-god.
I'm not sure. Do the "Supreme Being"/"anti-god" powers cover all this? I'd assume they would, but that's a lot of stuff to sift through.
Condition inducement. I can add conditions to things. What a piece of shit power.
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tormentor?useskin=oasis
Come unto me and be judged
>>80321998
Holy shit where is your god now?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Immunity?useskin=oasis
Trick question you're looking at him. I could literally accomplish our goal in a single nanosecond; am I too OP?
>>80321998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Symbiotic_Transformation
i'm a fucking jinchuriki
>>80324005
Edge/10
Rate my edge
>>80337469
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Consciousness
What now bitches, you will be assimilated.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnikinesis
Well fags I win.
>>80337910
Can't be see >>80337546 . Hey guys I honestly could just move us all to a new Dimension with none of these problems, that sound good for ya?
>>80337978
Nah ;^)
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Magic
OP
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lock-Picking?useskin=oasis
Fan-fucking-tastic
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Biological_Regeneration
Cannibalism.
I've got power over probability fields.
>>80321998
>insomnia inducement
Great, I can make people stay awake
>>80321998
>mfw it knew
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Aura
PRAISE ME
>>80321998
Lightweight Movement
useful not really powerful though
